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== Chapter One ==

* Shew as with the fire hocage Sue-Nadie/ 'Wee 0now [[Instant Expert|you have oly ben at Ninje Academmy four own weeks, but yo are the]] [[Beast Master|beast]] [[Super Mario Bros|ninji]] inn the village. " say Sue. You will becom Gennine tomorrow, and your sensi well be [[Big Creepy Crawlies|Mite]] [[Badass Gay|Gay]]. Mite Gay is a [[God]] teach, because heis youthful. [[God Mode Sue|You mastered every jitsue ever]] [[Mary Sue|and your are stronger and pretier than me]] so i shold make you fire hokige, but everyone wood complain that you were to young to be fire hocige.

* Emeraldia took ofdf her [[Freudian Slip|shit]] and got in the shour. But Mit Gay [[Rouge Angles of Satin|was I the widow]]!1111111!11!11!1!1111111 "Pevert." [[Department of Redundancy Department|She yelled loudly]] at him. [[Pervert Revenge Mode|She throw a shuriken at him]] [[One Hit Kill|and he died!]]

* Emeraldia took ofdf her [[Freudian Slip|shit]] and got in the shour. But Mit Gay [[Rouge Angles of Satin|was I the widow]]!1111111!11!11!1!1111111 "Pevert." [[Department of Redundancy Department|She yelled loudly]] at him. [[Pervert Revenge Mode|She throw a shuriken at him]] [[One-Hit Kill|and he died!]]

== Chapter Two ==

* But Dye kill the [[Leotard of Power|leotard]] with his [[Frickin Laser Beams|lasser]].

* But Dye kill the [[Leotard of Power|leotard]] with his [[Frickin' Laser Beams|lasser]].

* Menwhale in other cowtree, the acutesushi wear planning to kill Emraldia!111!

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* "The tim is right!11!" yeilled Emeraldia and kocked Soso ito the oven. Den she use [[Pokémon|exploud]] no jutsu and destiy him.

* Suddually on the nows it said, "Maito Gay found dead." That's [[Transformers|horri]][http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Horri-Bull bull]" say Emeradlia, I wooder whom did it.

** Did she forget that [[Pervert Revenge Mode|she killed him]] [[One Hit Kill|with one shuriken]]?

** Did she forget that [[Pervert Revenge Mode|she killed him]] [[One-Hit Kill|with one shuriken]]?

* Nareto and Emeradiant arrided at the Hidig [[Musical Assassin|Band]] Village. "This dessert is hoetter than the Beef Village" say Emberald.

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== Chapter Seven ==

* Suttenley Sasuck perpaired his [[The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard|CHEATORI!5!]] """Lock behid u!' attasi shooted! Sasuuke did. Ottoch kocked hime inn teh heir!132!12!4! 'mi farther is [[Star Wars|Darth]] [[My Immortal|Valer]] u cunnot qin" ottachi expaned… "Nomun wil effer defood me!" i am uchina sask!1! sadsuke sayed at his rother i em rowerfull!z! "bite I hev Mango [[~~Everythings~~ Even Worse With Sharks|Shark]]ingan!me! attach till saske. add i half tre moist powrful tacknick evver!

* Suttenley Sasuck perpaired his [[The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard|CHEATORI!5!]] """Lock behid u!' attasi shooted! Sasuuke did. Ottoch kocked hime inn teh heir!132!12!4! 'mi farther is [[Star Wars|Darth]] [[My Immortal|Valer]] u cunnot qin" ottachi expaned… "Nomun wil effer defood me!" i am uchina sask!1! sadsuke sayed at his rother i em rowerfull!z! "bite I hev Mango [[Everything's Even Worse With Sharks|Shark]]ingan!me! attach till saske. add i half tre moist powrful tacknick evver!

* [[Just Shoot Him|Emeraliad pilled out a gun and shot Attachi in the]] [[Nobody Poops|feces]].

* "Thank ewe," Sosken sayAD. i loaf u [[~~Everythings~~ Better With Cows|Cow]] can prepay u? Wasuke [[Freudian Slip|assed]].

* "Thank ewe," Sosken sayAD. i loaf u [[Everything's Better With Cows|Cow]] can prepay u? Wasuke [[Freudian Slip|assed]].

* "Tock [[Bionicle|toa]] the polise att teh polish staton. [[No Indoor Voice|Yell]] them Sasokie set yu." Emeradlia wiz sooo! [[New Age Retro Hippie|hippy]] thate shi creed [[Mad Mathematician|add]] [[Cool Car|her tires wer rainbows]]! "Beuty is you," Sasick telled her ass he kossed her perfuct lips. "Butt now I mist go" Sansak xplaned . y doe u have too go [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Sokka]]? assed Emeraldia

* 'Emerad-[[Country Matters|kunt]] [[My Immortal|you lok KAWAII]]!' somone shouted loudly [[Department of Redundancy Department|like a noise]]. IT wad har best fiend Silvette! ([[My Immortal|Boom-kun tis is u!]] Sirry it took so lung to git you in)

* "I thick sumbuddy turred Inno eville bi fedding her EVIL NOODLES!" scremed [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Kaiba]].

* Konon walked at the vilger etrance. [[~~Everythings~~ Worse With Bears|Thin a bear aticked her!]] 'Oh no a [[Ge Ne Sis (Video Game)|HoBear]]!"" she gansted. [[Starkits Prophecy|With a rawr like a volcano]] [[Freudian Slip|erection]], Konon runned aweigh to th Satonic Laundromat wear everone was a [[South Park|Stanist]]. She [[Beard of Evil|goateed]] into a washing mashine and turned it onn.

* Konon walked at the vilger etrance. [[Everything's Worse With Bears|Thin a bear aticked her!]] 'Oh no a [[Ge Ne Sis (Video Game)|HoBear]]!"" she gansted. [[Starkits Prophecy|With a rawr like a volcano]] [[Freudian Slip|erection]], Konon runned aweigh to th Satonic Laundromat wear everone was a [[South Park|Stanist]]. She [[Beard of Evil|goateed]] into a washing mashine and turned it onn.

** Good God, this ''is'' [[My Immortal]] all over again!

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* [[Big No|o nooooooo!]] [[Wii]] mist tell Fire Hokagate Sonady immediatly! Emeradlia [[Gasshole|gassed]]

* Befour Emeradlia could gow to Fire Hokogo TowARR she sawed anoter Emeralia! [[Nobody Poops|Nooopooooooo!]] 'Yesh I am [[Sinister Geometry|Oval]] Emradlia and my only wash is to [[Crush Kill Destroy|DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY]]!' the bad persom evilly revieled. She [[Smosh|smoshed]] to show shi was [[Harry Potter|Sirius]].

* [[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons|Moooooo!]] scremed Konen. I wet to al dat truble to get [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Full meal Alcmust]] and [[Iron Man|Iron mann]] [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|and the otters]].

* [[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons|Moooooo!]] scremed Konen. I wet to al dat truble to get [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Full meal Alcmust]] and [[Iron Man|Iron mann]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|and the otters]].

** 'it true! Yelled [[Tom Hanks|Tom Henks]]! I killed [[Santa Claus|Santa]]!

* Menwhale bak at Ninjatown. (AN: [[Lampshade Hanging|Reders this is wen]] [[Mary Sue|Maary Sue]] [[Lampshade Hanging|shues up!]] I head Blomu-Kun hep me make her [[Rouge Angles of Satin|stooped]]) Emeradlia went into [[Gratuitous German|herr]] huse of Nina. Emradla's [[Gratuitous Spanish|stupido]] sister Mary Sue was doin homewok.