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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5bju8ybvSs& "Thank You Sarah Palin"]. |
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5bju8ybvSs& "Thank You Sarah Palin"]. |
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* The Magic Bullet To Go infomercial. While the first had the distinction of colourful, wacky characters congregating over a small machine after a party the previous night, it didn't have Dino. Dino makes his first appearance in the To Go infomercial, and the actor playing him is so bad that it makes every line top-grade Narm fuel. Just [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nmEqSD_MBQ check out] the way he says "Whoa! That is magic." at 3:49. |
* The Magic Bullet To Go infomercial. While the first had the distinction of colourful, wacky characters congregating over a small machine after a party the previous night, it didn't have Dino. Dino makes his first appearance in the To Go infomercial, and the actor playing him is so bad that it makes every line top-grade Narm fuel. Just [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nmEqSD_MBQ check out] the way he says "Whoa! That is magic." at 3:49. |
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* [http://www.chick.com/catalog/books/vampire.asp This book ad] from [[Jack Chick]]'s homepage. Forget being ex-gay; this guy's an ex-Cthulhu-worshipping ex-vampire! |
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20131106151227/http://www.chick.com/catalog/books/vampire.asp This book ad] from [[Jack Chick]]'s homepage. Forget being ex-gay; this guy's an ex-Cthulhu-worshipping ex-vampire! |
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{{quote|"I needed blood! While other sinful men craved women’s bodies, I was only interested in their necks or femoral arteries"}} |
{{quote|"I needed blood! While other sinful men craved women’s bodies, I was only interested in their necks or femoral arteries"}} |
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* [http://www.quercustv.org/spip.php?article181 This anti-global-warming PSA from Quercus, a Portuguese environmentalist group]. It starts out visually striking with the shots of desolate wastelands and melting ice-caps; then {{spoiler|the monkey hangs itself}}, and it runs shrieking into Narm territory. The CGI lip-quivering should have been a warning. And that was with the original sad piano score. The second version backed by Peter Gabriel's "Don't Give Up" is even ''worse''. |
* [http://www.quercustv.org/spip.php?article181 This anti-global-warming PSA from Quercus, a Portuguese environmentalist group]. It starts out visually striking with the shots of desolate wastelands and melting ice-caps; then {{spoiler|the monkey hangs itself}}, and it runs shrieking into Narm territory. The CGI lip-quivering should have been a warning. And that was with the original sad piano score. The second version backed by Peter Gabriel's "Don't Give Up" is even ''worse''. |
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