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▲{{quote|"''He was sobbing so hard that he began to hiccup.''"|'''Lorelei Mackenzie''', ''[http://www.geocities.com/loreleimackenzie/tng/PicardsIllumination.html Picard's Illumination]''}}

▲{{quote|"Laughter is something that ''Demolition Man'' is good at generating but, as you can probably guess, most of the funniest bits are supposed to be serious... It's incidents like when Wesley Snipes gets whacked twice with a TV set and barely suffers a bruise that make up the real humor."|[http://www.reelviews.net/movies/d/demo_man.html James Berardinelli's review] of ''[[Demolition Man]]''.}}

▲{{quote|Later we find out that it's not enough for him to be wracked by guilt because he was out fighting crime when she died of cancer; no, he also had to cause her cancer. Specifically, Spider-man gave Mary Jane cancer by tragically shooting her up repeatedly with his horrible radioactive Spider-Semen. ''His horrible radioactive Spider-Semen.''|[[Topless Robot|Topless]] [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_12_dumbest_spiderman_stories_ever_besides_the.php Robot's] comments on ''[[Spider Man (Comic Book)|Spider-Man: Reign.]]''}}

▲{{quote|''[[The Flash]] loses his speed and the cop gets shot, though doing so while having [[Dull Surprise|the goofiest expression on his face]], making this horrifying moment [[Mood Whiplash|suddenly]] really funny. [[Sarcasm Mode|Good job, artist]].''|''[[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Linkara]]'s review of JLA: Act Of God #1''}}

▲{{quote|Emotional letter, but they gave Martin Crackhorn such a goofy name, it kinda ruined the effect a little.|'''[[That Guy With the Glasses (Website)|Dena]]''', [[Let's Play]] [[Resident Evil]]}}

▲{{quote|Unintentional comedy lurks at random intervals.|[http://www.metro.co.uk/film/reviews/849577-eclipse-shows-the-twilight-saga-is-just-a-glorified-rambling-teen-soap Metro] on ''[[Twilight (Literature)|Eclipse]]''}}

▲{{quote|''I should not be laughing! This is a terrible situation! And yet... I find myself unable to resist... your influence!''|'''Jorgen Von Strangle''', in ''The [[The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]]/[[The Fairly Odd Parents|Timmy]] Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide'' after he blasts Jimmy and Timmy into a ditch.}}

▲{{quote|Every single girl moves around with a [[Gainaxing|"Boing"]] or two, no matter how serious the scene is. Just when you start getting into the dialogue, there it is: Boing. Whoever first said [[Buxom Is Better|"Big is beautiful"]] should be subjected to the Gainax Bounce (tm) for the rest of his miserable life.|[http://www.themanime.org/viewreview.php?id=238 Stig Høgset and Enoch Lau's review] of [[Divergence Eve]],}}

▲{{quote|''Dracula seems to have abandoned his wife, Dolores, out of grief for their dead son, leaving her to grieve for Janus at his gravestone. It's actually a kind of sad scene, at least it would be if his gravestone didn't say "Rest In Peaee".''|'''[[Bennett the Sage]]''', in his review of ''[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/anime-abandon/33924-dracula-sovereign-of-the-damned-with-linkara Dracula Sovereign Of The Damned]''}}