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=== This is a list of Wild Mass Guesses which are still possibly true. [[Just for Fun]] and silly guesses go on the [[Naruto/Silly/WMG/Silly|silly page]]. If a WMG is [[Jossed]], please move it to the [[Naruto/Jossed/WMG/Jossed|jossed page]], if it is Confirmed, please move it to the [[Naruto/Confirmed/WMG/Confirmed|confirmed page.]] ===
 
''Please add new entries to the bottom of the page.''
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* However, if you look on the last page of chapter 481, you'll see the tree isn't there at all. Probably because jutsu have [[No Ontological Inertia]] and {{spoiler|Danzo died}}. Or maybe it left on its own.
** Tree is at the far end of the bridge. You can see the roots by the pillars.
*** [https://web.archive.org/web/20100415145216/http://mangahelpers.com/downloads/read-online/72174/12 Those aren't roots], [https://web.archive.org/web/20100417070952/http://mangahelpers.com/downloads/read-online/72174/17 they're cracks in the ground.] You can see on [https://web.archive.org/web/20100418112501/http://mangahelpers.com/downloads/read-online/72174/3 this page] that the tree was sticking out partially in front of the pillars, so it should have been visible from the other two pages (especially since the pillars in front has a huge gap in it).
**** Tree's back in the latest issue!
 
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== If Naruto and Hinata wind up together, Konohamaru will develop a crush on Hanabi instantly. ==
Konohamaru copies ''everything'' that Naruto does, so Konohamaru would be inclined to develop a crush on Hanabi just based on knowing: Naruto is in a relationship with Hinata, and Hinata has a little sister. What becomes of Konohamaru because of this is as open ended as [[OC Stand -In|who Hanabi is.]]
* I've read some fanfics with this as a running subplot. It kinda makes sense...
 
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== Sasuke's influence over Naruto and Sakura, and women in general, is due to him having some of{{spoiler|the Ten-Tailed Beast's power}} ==
As seen in [https://web.archive.org/web/20100729005206/http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/467/14/ this picture,] the {{spoiler|the Ten-Tailed Beast's}} eye was similar to the Sharingan. And chapter 462 reveals that the {{spoiler|Rikudo Sage named a successor from two brothers after he sealed the Ten-Tails into his body, who was the ancestor of the Senju clan, while the other one who wasn't named was the ancestor of the Uchiha. Since Sasuke would likely have some of this power, it explains how Uchiha can control the Tailed-Beasts. This means that Naruto's devotion to Sasuke is because the Kyuubi is drawn to the similar chakra and is, in turn, indirectly influencing Naruto. Whereas the near constantly positive reaction he gets from women is possibly due to them being influenced by Sasuke's latent powers in an attempt to attract a mate to continue that power's existence.}}
 
== Madara is basically a self-animated zombie ==
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* I don't really see much that Sasuke has done which is truly beyond redemption. Now, his stated goals are pretty bad and I'll admit, {{spoiler|putting that blade through Karin to get at Danzo was pretty evil}}, but other than that he's done what? He kicked Naruto's ass, then time skip, then kicked Naruto's ass again, and then he's killed Danzo while potentially being misled by Madara. Really, all he's done is demonstrate a willingness to abandon his teammates {{spoiler|plus the Karin thing}}, which, while reprehensible, [[Complete Monster|doesn't quite put him into the realm of being completely gone]]. I don't think Sasuke's going to go this route since he's probably going to be crossing the [[Moral Event Horizon]] soon, but I don't think he's there yet.
** Oh, sure you can join my Team Evil, Sakura. Now, just to make sure you're evil enough to be my medic, [[If You're So Evil Eat This Kitten|kill the othe-]] BACKSTAB! (Cares for nobody but himself and his revenge)
** [[You Have Failed Me...]] for the last time. Now die. [applied to ''his entire base'', not just teammates who disagreed but allies who would do anything for him] (Not even the people loyal to him matter, even if their continued living would be kinda useful with regards to the whole completing his revenge thing. Both irrational and supervillianesque. To abandon one's comrades because of philosophical reasons is horrible, but forgivable. To abandon them because their death is more convenient at the moment than life is utterly unforgivable)
** [[Laughing Mad|Hahahahaha]][[Evil Laugh|hahahahaha!]] (off the deep end entirely. Once somebody does this, the only forgiveness that is any kind of believable is life in prison or the electric chair)
** A small group of spymasters in Konoha went too far in quashing a rebellion. ''The entire city must perish in flames''. (further evidence of his mental and emotional disconnect from others He shows every sign of psycopathy, not being able to empathize with others, as well as the evil madness neccesary to make having the many die for the sins of the few believable. If he was at all redeemable, he would at least ''consider'' ceasing now that Danzo was dead. It didn't even so much as occur to the bastard).
*** The thing is, all of these are so laughably [[Kick the Dog|puppy kickingly evil]] that it's impossible to take the seriously. Sasuke is messed up in the head. He's not a tragic figure, or an evil figure, or even a sick puppy. He's turned into a flanderized version of himself. It's not a 'Fallen/Redeemed Hero' Paradigm anymore. He's just manipulation-bait. Even if Naruto manages to flip him again, it'll really just be more 'Sasuke gets manipulated to do things, just by the goodguys this time'. I'm sure he'll end up a minion for whoever replaces Madara as the evil figure in the inevitable continuation. And then by the next [[Big Bad]]. And the next. He's the [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Knuckles]] of Naruto.
**** Knuckles was a [[Well-Intentioned Extremist]] when he was manipulated. The fact that Sasuke has displayed ''insane evil laughter'' and had a [[You Have Failed Me...]] moment all his own indicate that while he's being manipulated, there ''is'' evil intent and feeling all his own beyond his manipulator's instructions.
***** Or possibly Sasuke can be redeemed ''because'' he is so obviously crazy. Once he has/if he does snap out of his epic [[Freak-Out]], he'll realize what he's done is completely stupid. Sasuke toes the line mightily, as the fact is he hasn't actually managed to do permanent [[Moral Event Horizon]] crossing damage. Sure, the intent was there, but the execution was lacking.
***** To the original post I completely agree about what Kishimoto is trying to pull of and how upping the ante isn't working but besides the Draco in leather pants crowd whose continued support of Sasuke drives the author to prove that Sasuke has fallen and needs to be redeemed,there is also a faction who declared him fallen beyond redemption since he first left Kohona and that he should have been killed on the spot so ultimately whatever stance Kishi would have taken somebody would have complained.
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[[Creator's Pet|That is]], Kishimoto hates Sasuke. It would go a long way to explain <s> some</s> <s> most</s> practically ''all'' of the crap Sasuke's been through since, well at ''least'' since the start of Shippuuden/part 2.
* The flaw here is that Sasuke is [[Word of God|cited]] as being Kishimoto's favorite character to draw.
** To ''draw'', yes. He said nothing about his personality. One can appreciate a character's looks (or find them easier to draw than any other character--givencharacter—given how many pages Kishimoto puts out on a regular basis, I wouldn't put it past him to like drawing Sasuke simply because it takes less time and effort to do so) and still despise them as a character.
*** Though he did say it was in spite of him being very difficult to draw.
 
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== Madara's current body is made from Zetsu's spores, or maybe the other way around. ==
When Madara broke his arm off the inside of it was ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20100406012741/http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/475-10/12 white]''. In [https://web.archive.org/web/20100507051110/http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/486-70/9 the scene] where {{spoiler|he's shown with a regrown arm (which looks to be "fresh" judging by the liquid on it)}} there appears to be a large mass of Zetsu's spores/body parts. The same chapter also showed that white Zetsu {{spoiler|can have the parts flat-out move autonomously, instead of just growing on whoever}}.
 
== The 'Forbidden Jutsu' from the current filler arc is really not that powerful. ==
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== Sasuke doesn't want to destroy Naruto, Naruto's spirit, and Konoha ==
At the very least, that's not ''all'' he has planned. [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20100507044702/http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/487-75/9 This line (Link's dead)] sounds a bit like a [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]] ("I am absolutely not planning, or have planned, anything other then the hate-fueled destruction of my village and stupid friend, nosireebob"), and I wouldn't put it past Kishimoto to reveal that Madara has been manipulating Sasuke and Naruto's lives since before they were born, [[Inuyasha|Naraku-style]] and that Sasuke has long since figured both that and Madara's [[Instrumentality]] plot.
* Seems increasingly likely, though given how often Sasuke's character seems to change, who really knows.
 
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b) As above, except Madara actually did {{spoiler|remove Sasuke's eyes; he just didn't put Itachi's in}}. Why? Because even he thinks that Sasuke is being a whiny bitch, and wants to take him down a notch or ten.
 
c) Madara {{spoiler|replaced Sasuke's eyes with Itachi's}}, but there was a flaw in the process -- Iprocess—I don't know, maybe his Tobi personality took over in the middle of it, or he just isn't all he thinks he is -- andis—and it went wrong to a greater ({{spoiler|eyes completely useless for any and all purposes aside for filling in eyelids}}) or lesser ({{spoiler|can't use all those l33t jutsus}}) degree.
 
d) Everything went as planned, except {{spoiler|Itachi's visual impairment carried over to Sasuke}}. Think you can find yet another brother? (Madara: "Damn, I really should have thought of that.")
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* This WMG is like a mini-[[Wish Fulfillment Fic]], [[Dissimile|only it's a WMG and not a Fanfic]]. Sasuke is the patron saint of [[New Powers as the Plot Demands]], and with Sasuke having overused his Mangekyo, him having Itachi's eyes would actually [[Xanatos Speed Chess|''benefit'']] Madara.
 
== During an important, epic future battle: ==
 
Naruto will be backed into a corner. Everything and everyone is all serious. Naruto then thinks to himself: 'No choice. I guess I'll have to use ''that'' Jutsu. I know Kakashi-sensei said I really shouldn't use it on anyone... and I ''really'' don't wanna subject anybody to ''that'', but I'm up against the wall here. I gotta do it'. Naruto then pulls off an epic Shadow Clone combo, gets behind his opponent, and: {{spoiler|"''Ultimate Secret Leaf Village Jutsu''! '''[[Ass Shove|THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH]]!!!'''. It would be a ''great'' surprise, and you all can't tell me you wouldn't enjoy seeing [[The Comically Serious|Sasuke]] flying through the air, propelled skyward by Naruto's "attack" while clutching the seat of his pants.}}
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** ...Does that make the Rasengan concentrated Spiral Energy?! [[So Cool Its Awesome|DUDE]]!!
*** Nope, its just chakra... that can be substituteded with Spiral Energy for a bigger attack. The ''Raikage'', though, is concentrated Spiral Energy.
* Alternatively, the Naruto world is stuck at the tail end of the [[Warhammer 4000040,000|Age of Strife]]. Chakra is actually a precurser to [[Psychic Powers|psykers]], but humanity's evolution isn't quite there, yet. Furthermore, everyone's at war, and Naruto has yet to face the true horrors of the rest of the world and unite everyone as the [[God-Emperor]] [[The Messiah|of Mankind]]. Or the [[God-Emperor]] of Mankind will show up (perhaps after the Sixth Hokage's [[Despair Event Horizon|death]]) and, unfortunately, [[Foregone Conclusion|kick everyone's asses]].
** Conversely, the Naruto world is a colonized planet lost to the Age of Strife, where psykers are accepted as ninja, because the Imperial Truth has been lost to time as the legend of the Sage of the Six Paths. Again, this explains the ramshackle technology and alternative geography we see in canon.
 
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== Kabuto's sixth coffin contains the person who was in the third coffin Orochimaru was bringing out ==
This could suggest that Madara's surprised that Kabuto is able to summon this person, and finally show who was in the coffin before while revealing why this was kept secret until now. If it's the Fourth Hokage, who seems most likely given the Third Hokage's desperation to stop him it's possible that the summoning failed before partly because the Fourth Hokage's soul was still inside Naruto, but now that the Fourth Hokage used his one-time seal restoration, his soul is available to be summoned
** No, the coffin contains [https://web.archive.org/web/20100808040023/http://kiteiii.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-Chapter-490-Parody-160413739 this].
*** Another parody suggests that it's the Third Hokage's wife. {{spoiler|Since Madara seemingly killed her, she can be summoned}}.
 
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== Uzu no Kuni, the Land of Whirlpools, is at least partially underwater. ==
[https://web.archive.org/web/20100729005830/http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/500/02/ It has been shown] that Uzu no Kuni is right next to Hi no Kuni. In the water. Since this is a current map, I submit that Uzushiogakure sank underwater. Thus, Uzushiogakure is Atlantis.
 
== Uzumaki, not Senju are the true descendants of the Rikudo Sennin. ==
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== Fugaku Uchiha (Sasuke's father) is the Masked Man/Flashback Tobi ==
He was the leader of the Uchiha clan, and the only person outside of the ANBU, the 3rd, his wife, Minato, and Kushina who knew about the birth was Mikoto Uchiha. It wouldn't be such a strech to assume she told her husband about it and he attacked the group, looking to free the Kyuubi. His reason for wanting to do this is unknown at the moment. Aside from the fact the Masked Man wears a mask (Which is different from Tobi's) that reveals one Sharingan and Tobi claimed to have not been involved with the Kyuubi's rampage (At least, that's what he told Sasuke), it was never stated this new person was Tobi/Madara. Also, the Masked Man's hood is pulled up so you can't see his hair, but Tobi never worries about that...in addition, Tobi wears gloves, while the Masked Man does not. (Masked Man's hands look oddly feminine...personally.)
* But Tobi DID wear that mask....[http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/File:Madara.PNG in a flashback where he helped Itachi massacre the Uchiha.]{{Dead link}} Also, Madara was probably the only Uchiha powerful enough to rip the bijuu right out of it jiinchuriki.
** Also its an ANBU mask, which would've helped disguise his identity.
 
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* In Naruto's fight with Kiba, Hinata realizes based on observing Naruto from a distance how lonely he was in his childhood, how hard he had to fight to overcome it and how significant it is that he's fighting in front of many of his peers who looked down on him. It takes Sakura a few months of being on the same team with Naruto and fighting alongside him to understand that he really is a [[Determinator]].
 
== Kisame does not have lungs. == Specifically, he does not have HUMAN lungs. The gills on his face are fully operational, and he uses them to breathe. If he hasn't removed his own lungs--probablylungs—probably asked Orochimaru or Sasori to do it--thenit—then these gills are a sort of lung bypass, an integrated SCUBA, if you will. If he was in a fight and someone slashed his gills, Kisame could suffocate, bleed to death, choke on his own blood, or all three. This also means that he's a mouth breather.
 
== Itachi's Crow was {{spoiler|a dormant Izanagi}} ==
 
Saw this on another site (http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=659397{{Dead link}}), and it makes the best damn sense when it comes to what it could be. Edited to avoid spoilers:
 
In his current state of mind, I have no doubt Sasuke would do almost anything for a victory against Naruto, and it would make sense that the greatest battle of their era features {{spoiler|all}} the sharingan jutsu. And think about it, Naruto did foreshadow that they would both die, and he did ask Sasuke "you saw it too?", implying Sasuke is also aware that if they clash at full power, they both will be killed (along with everything in a 8 miles radius ).
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** Conclusion: if Kabuto had been by himself, it would have been a bit iffy, but he might have been able to take them all on. With the ridiculous amount of support power that he has available, it would have been a [[Curb Stomp Battle]] if he were to fight seriously. Notice that the Tsuchikage is the main threat, and Kabuto handles him by letting Deidara lead him away so that he won't interfere with the capture of Yamato. As far as I can tell, Kabuto is inspired by and respects Naruto and I predict that Kabuto will never attempt to seriously fight him. However, Kabuto's motivations are still largely unknown. What does he want with the wood element and/or Zetsu's clones?
 
== All of Kabuto's actions can be explained with one word - [[Yandere (disambiguation)]] ==
* Kabuto is yandere towards Orochimaru. In general, Kabuto generally attempts to find diplomatic solutions to problems and appears to be a genuinely polite and pleasant human being (e.g. he healed Hinata when there was nothing for him to gain from it). However, when it comes to helping Orochimaru achieve his goals, Kabuto is willing to resort to murder, betrayal, war, [[Mad Science]] on living human beings, [[More Than Mind Control]] (with Kimimaro): in short - a host of other actions which cross the [[Moral Event Horizon]]. After Orochimaru died, Kabuto had an existential crisis, but he claims that the person who inspired him to continue was Naruto. Notice that Kabuto's goal currently appears to be killing Sasuke, ostensibly for revenge, but he might be trying to [[Murder the Hypotenuse]] as well. This could also be behind his reasons for suddenly retreating from the island after capturing Yamato.
** Also maybe part of why he wants to get rid of Madara.
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== The Basis of the Sharingan's Power... ==
... is combining both Experiential and Analytical thinking. Users of even the most basic form of the Sharingan are able to perceive things happening much more slowly than normal (as in Experiential thinking) while retaining the ability to see patterns and formulate plans (as with Analytical thinking). The overall effect of this is that, when active, the Sharingan puts the brain in overdrive, speeding it up to where it can keep up with the user's sight (a good illustration of what would happen without this would be Sasuke's first fight with Lee, where he could mostly see the boy's movements but was unable to do anything about it because his body simply couldn't keep up -- exceptup—except affecting his brain and not his body). The Sharingan's growth (excluding those fancy-shmancy [[New Powers as the Plot Demands|upgrades]]) simply further combines the two.
 
However, as the human brain is not designed to use Experiential and Analytical thinking simultaneously, overuse of the Sharingan can be extremely taxing on the user's neural pathways, and in cases of severe overuse it can cause neurons to effectively fry themselves ''en masse''. Symptoms-slash-effects of this can vary from reduced mental faculties due to a drastically reduced brain-cell count, drastic changes in personality due to loss of behavioral inhibitors and/or empathy, amnesia, retrograde amnesia, increased susceptibility to suggestion, sudden development of mental illnesses like paranoid schizophrenia or bipolar manic depression, and rarely even outright degenerative psychosis.
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**** I highly doubt Hizashi Hyuuga or Dan were, either.
** Haku/Zabuza are a useful tool to throw Naruto off his game emotionally. Or to offer to Naruto as an olive branch (like Dan and Nawaki were to Tsunade). Kabuto's covering all his bases and we STILL don't know what he really wants.
** Haku and Zabuza are [[Ensemble Darkhorse|Ensemble Darkhorses]]s. Kabuto is [[Dangerously Genre Savvy]] and he realizes their [[Popularity Power]] potential.
* I think Kabutomaru resurected people like Dan to give the emotional trouble of fighting them.
 
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Somebody summoned Madara with Edo Tensei and he died before he could finish the jutsu. Even when the summoner is dead, the summon will continue to roam the world. Madara needed to use Izanagi in order to prepare his body to receive the Rinnegan. The mysterious person in Kabuto's coffin is the person who summoned Madara, the only person who could send him to the "Pure World" again.
 
== As an alternative to the above, Kishimoto [[Sure Why Not|canonizes]] the [[OT3One True Threesome|Clan]] [[Tenchi Solution|Restoration Act]]. ==
Which will backfire spectacularly because as much as the harem fans would be happy, everyone else would regard it as an [[Ass Pull]].
* Alternatively, he canonizes it, but makes it far from pleasant. Wives chosen on a genetic rather than romantic basis, not allowed to go on dangerous missions until kids are born, what have you.
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== Naruto is Nearing Power-up Critical Mass ==
Think of all the jutsu power-ups and new [[Super Mode|super modes]] he has been acquiring lately: Sage Mode, Demon Fox Sage Mode, Neo Tailed Beast/Ninjassiah Mode, Rasenshuriken, Giant Rasengan, Rasenrengan, and now the Tailed Beast Bomb (which is everything the Rasengan is, only kicked [[Up to Eleven]] and given a [[badass]] make-over). Awesome, right? Well, consider this: the Tailed Beast Bomb is essentially the Rasengan, only with an arbitrarily wonky yin-yang chakra ratio. As far as we know thus far, ''there is nothing to keep Naruto from eventually applying all the boosts and variations he has added to the vanilla Rasengan to the Tailed Beast Bomb itself''. Heck, all he really needs to do to unlock his full arsenal for use in his Neo Tailed Beast Mode is become friends with the Nine Tailed Demon Fox. Think about that for a second: all that Naruto Uzumaki, originator of [[Fan Nickname|Therapy no Jutsu]], whose greatest skill has been stated to be his [[Friend to All Living Things|uncanny charisma]] and [[The Messiah|outgoing personality]], needs to do to achieve an unparalelled level of raw, unlimited power is befriend the demon sealed in his stomach -- astomach—a feat that others have managed to do just fine. [[Forgone Conclusion|The outcome is obvious]].
 
Once Naruto does this (and we all know that he ''will''), I for one would not be the least bit surprised to see him [[Curb Stomp Battle|handily defeat the final boss]] with a single [[Word Salad Title|Super Giant Tailed Beast]] [[Calling Your Attacks|Storm Shuriken Bullet Barrage]].
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== Samehada and Zetsu have a related origin ==
Both can absorb Chakra and are [[Eldritch Abomination|Eldritch Abominations]]s.
 
== Naruto will marry the Seventh Hokage ==
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* There is, at the very least, evidence that the Bijuu are one of the paths. The statue that Akatsuki uses to seal the Bijuu is called Gedo Mazo, which according to the scanlator, translates to "Demon Statue of the Outer Path." Which would also seem to indicate that it comes numerically last, instead of fifth.
** Additionally, Madara mentions a "Human Path" [http://www.mangafox.com/manga/naruto/v55/c515/10.html here], which is somehow connected to the Rinnegan.
*** Actually, it's likely that the "six paths" in series refers to the unique abilities used by Nagato's Six Paths of Pain: Deva Path (''Tendō'') [can control gravity], Animal Path (''Chikushōdō'') [summons crazy stuff], Preta Path (''Gakidō'') [absorbs chakra and ninjutsu], Human Path (''Ningendō'') [can pull out people's souls to instantly learn everything they know], Asura Path (''Shuradō'') [... is a cyborg...?], Naraka Path (''Jigokudō'') [can summon...] the Outer Path (Gedō) [power over life and death], which is the seventh path. Additionally, the "''rinne''" in "''rinnegan''" is the Japanese term for "''[[wikipedia:Sa%E1%B9%83s%C4%81raSaṃsāra (Buddhism)|Samsara]]''" (the Buddhist cycle of reincarnation), and each of the Six Paths of Pain corresponds to a path in the Samsara cycle. So, while nice, this theory is probably not correct.
**** Actually what I meant was that the correspond to one of the paths/realms like Onmyoton for Deva and by ascending these paths look get closer to enlightenment and eventually gain the same power as Rokudo Sennin.
 
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[[Gratuitous English]] [[In a World]] [[Like Reality Unless Noted|based on ours]] [[Justified Trope|is justified by]] [[Truth in Television]]. Gratuitous English in a world where the entire planet apparently speaks Japanese is not. The English words and phrases must come from ''somewhere''.
* Kumo is the most likely candidate, since several characters are named after Latin(English) letters, and most attacks have English names.
** Yes, I was planning on using Kumo as an example if anyone asked for examples of [[Gratuitous English]]. Besides Kumo having characters whose names are just Roman letters and whose jutsu have English names written with kanji that somewhat match the pronounciation,<ref> for example, Laser Circus is written with kanji that would otherwise be pronounced ''Reiza Sakaso''</ref>, we also have Jiraiya's ''Icha Icha'' Series .<ref> ''Icha Icha Paradaisu'', ''Icha Icha Baiorensu'' and ''Icha Icha Takutikusu''</ref>. Also, Naruto has said "Good morning" in at least one episode, and I'm pretty sure Sakura said "Ok!" at one point. Where do these English words come from?
 
== Pain/Nagato was [[Dragon-in-Chief|stronger than Madara]]. ==
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Amaterasu is the sun goddess and Hinata and Hyuuga means sunny place and the sun respectively. There's a lot of references about this, even though the two characters haven't talked to/about each other. Also, Hinata looks somewhat like Mikoto. There's alot of [[Irony]] about this couple. It's unknown if Kishi were to ever write this. It's just...Ironic. It may be like the battle with Pain, but with a few changes. Given that [[Jerkass|Sasuke]] has [[Memetic Mutation|now entered true darkness]] and Hinata having [[Purity Sue|the atmosphere to that of an angel's]] (Especially more so in the anime thanks to [[Memetic Mutation|Sailor Hinata]]), along with the fact that she was ''the'' first person of the Konoha 11 to ever acknowledge Naruto for who he is. They're somewhat Opposites of what they stand for despite similar expieriences. She somewhat helped Naruto cure the egos of Neji and Pain (to a lesser degree), so it's to happen with Sasuke, removing him from the darkness.
* If this [https://web.archive.org/web/20090220173845/http://nocturnaltravel.12.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=138 website.] is anything to by, the theory of Amaterasu, Tsukiyomi, and Susano'o fits the three Uchihas perfectly (Especially Sasuke and Madara, seeing that former's hatred will lead to rage, and the latter revealed his Moon's Eye plan). Kushinada-Hime somewhat makes sense with Hinata, Seeing that Hime literally means "princess" or "Young lady of Noble birth" (and she has a [[Hime Cut]]).
* That would be [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|epic!]] Sasuke, the former heartthrob, winds up falling in love with the only girl who was NEVER interested in him, and who is instead madly in love with Naruto. "Mia Carlotta" comes to mind when I think about this scenario.
 
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== Every single Hokage is going to pull a [[Like a Badass Out of Hell]] moment at the allied forces' darkest hour. ==
Let's say for the sake of argument that the Death God Seal was invented by the 4th Hokage going forward with this, and the "eternal battle" being fought in its stomach consists of all four dead Hokage, half the Kyuubi, and Orochimaru's arms. Given that the first was there, the half of the Kyuubi got curb-stomped and tamed a while back, but now the 4th's conversation with Naruto has alerted the Kages to the state of affairs outside, and they're combining their powers with the space/time jutsu mastery of the 4th and 2nd to penetrate the walls of the dimension they've been forced into. As Madara seems to reach his hour of triumph, all four Hokage will burst out of the Death God's stomach and subject him to a [[Big Good]] [[Boss Rush]]. After the mother of all [[Curb Stomp Battle|Curb Stomp Battles]]s, the Hokages have a [[So Proud of You]] moment with Naruto and the ninja that have fought for the Will Of Fire before they and Orochimaru's arms (but not the rest of him) pass on to rest in peace rather than eternal torment.
 
Before you ask, no, I'm not being serious, but I wouldn't complain if it went down that way.
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== Danzo has Uzumaki heritage ==
The Uzumaki were known for their long lives, that implies that they stay longer younger. Now compare Danzo with Sarutobi and the other Elders, who are the same age as him. Danzo shows less signs of ageing, his walking stick is only for show as he showed against Sasuke. The Uzumaki were also well-known seal-masters. Danzo used a curse-seal to bind the tongues of the ROOT members, a curse-seal to bind Sasuke and a seal to activate upon his death to seal his killer.
* Plausible, he does seem to resemble the oldest male Uzumaki that has been [https://web.archive.org/web/20130430205123/http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Uzumaki_Clan_Leader seen] so far
 
== Madara has just given Kabuto his own set of six path's ==
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Using Bijuu chakra as a stand-in for the actual Bijuu is already in play, so it's plausible.
 
== The rest of the Sound Five has been [[Back Fromfrom the Dead|brought back]] ==
We just haven't seen them yet. I mean, I know Kimimaro was the strongest, but is that any reason to leave out the rest?
 
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== Orochimaru and Kabuto are two consciousnesses inhabiting the same body, and the reason Kabuto wants Sasuke is not for revenge or to control him via Edo Tensei, but to give Orochimaru a body of his own. ==
We've known all along that Kabuto is the pragmatic type, so revenge isn't his style, and he already has more than enough Edo Tensei puppets. Orochimaru has wanted to take over Sasuke's body for years, and now Sasuke has the Mangekyou Sharingan, so why should he settle for less? Also, Kabuto's claim that he has no particular reason outside of scientific curiosity to exchange such a powerful war force for one person is clearly [[Blatant Lies]]--and—and why wouldn't he just tell Madara if he wanted revenge or to zombify Sasuke? We've also seen that Orochimaru is extremely hard to kill, and almost took over Sasuke before Itachi sealed him away. Kabuto has also changed considerably since absorbing Orochimaru's cells, and not just appearance-wise: he's never shown this level of deviousness or initiative before, so Orochimaru is probably the one pulling the strings.
* A close alternative for that would be that Kabuto knows Orochimaru is taking over their body, so he needs some place (e.g. host body) to dump Orochimaru out, but the latter's will is strong enough that he'll successfully resist any attempt to be dumped into a body he deems insufficient, and thus needs to put Orochimaru in Sasuke to save himself from total possession.
 
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== Tobi is the Senju Clan Ancestor who became disillusioned. ==
Tobi is really the Senju Clan Ancestor who lost his idealism. He believes that the only way to obtain peace is through mind control. Tobi used Izanagi which would require Senju DNA. His Izanagi was complete because he didn't use implanted DNA. Not to mention that the Senju Clan Ancestor also has the same [https://web.archive.org/web/20140328225618/http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110317173150/naruto/images/thumb/4/4e/Senju_Ancestor_Anime.jpg/300px-Senju_Ancestor_Anime.jpg spiky hair.]
 
== Tobi is made of the dark half of Madara's chakra. ==
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== If Itachi is God and Naruto is Jesus, does this make Sasuke Satan? ==
Kishi has previously mentioned that Itachi is basically his attempt at writing God as a human, and with Naruto being [[The Messia|The Messiah]]h and whatnot, where does this put Sasuke? As a foil to both of them in some certain aspects, does this make Sasuke Satan? Though the manga has never leaned towards any kind of religion (other than Narutoism), writing God does tend to mean you have to have some kind of opposite, i.e. the Devil. Although Pein mirrored what Naruto could have become if things were different, he was at least [[Heroic Sacrifice|repentant]] in the [[Redemption Equals Death|end]], but we have seen zero remorse from Sasuke about pretty much everything, and he's starting to look more and more [[Complete Monster|completely evil]] as the story progresses. As Naruto's opposite pretty much from day one, this makes Sasuke Satan to Naruto's Jesus.
 
== The reason why Konoha has more variance in jutsu than the other major countries is because... ==
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* Sakura is Vanity. Everything she does is shallow. In Chapter 3, she worries how to attract Sasuke considering that she's so [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|lacking in the T&A department.]] Chapter 469 indicates nothing changed over the [[Time Skip]], given that she was willing to confess so-called love for Naruto in a way that was blatantly shallow ("A woman's heart is as fickle as the autumn sky.") And this was after she had seen that Hinata genuinely loved Naruto, but she expected him to accept her shallow confession (never mind that it was false) over Hinata's self-sacrificial one.
 
[[WMG: The Sage of the six Paths was the offspring of an {{spoiler|Uzumaki}}and a {{spoiler|Hyuga.}}]]
The combination of the bloodlines created the {{spoiler|sharingan which has been revealed to evolve into the rinnengan.}} This would explain why the Uzumaki's and the Senju are related and why it was mentioned that people believe the {{spoiler|sharingan}} was a mutation from the byakugan. This would also explain how Nagato suddenly developed the {{spoiler|rinnengan}}. We never got a good look at his parents did we?
 
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== Itachi will not die ==
Itachi is Sasuke's [[Morality Chain]]. Sasuke was perfectly sane (if a bit angsty) when Itachi was still alive. When Itachi died, Sasuke began to lose it (admittedly, it took a bit of prodding from Tobi). However, with Itachi back on the scene, Sasuke is far more sane than he has been in 100 chapters. Seeing Itachi crumble before his eyes from the released Edo Tensei would...would...[[Go Mad Fromfrom the Revelation|urk!]]
 
== Tobi was one of the kids in Team Jiraiya ==
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