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=== This is a list of Wild Mass Guesses which are still possibly true. [[Just for Fun]] and silly guesses go on the [[Naruto (Manga)/Silly/WMG|silly page]]. If a WMG is [[Jossed]], please move it to the [[Naruto (Manga)/Jossed/WMG|jossed page]], if it is Confirmed, please move it to the [[Naruto (Manga)/Confirmed/WMG|confirmed page.]] ===

** Maybe he found out that the Juubi was influnceing him and his fight with Sasuke was an attempt at [[Dying As Yourself|ending the Juubi's control over him]] and setting up Sasuke to take out Madara. The crow in Naruto was to deal with Sasuke if he fell under the Juubi's control.

* This WMG is like a mini-[[Wish Fulfillment Fic]], [[Dissimile|only it's a WMG and not a Fanfic]]. Sasuke is the patron saint of [[New Powers As the Plot Demands]], and with Sasuke having overused his Mangekyo, him having Itachi's eyes would actually [[Xanatos Speed Chess|''benefit'']] Madara.

* Alternatively, the Naruto world is stuck at the tail end of the [[Warhammer 40 K|Age of Strife]]. Chakra is actually a precurser to [[Psychic Powers|psykers]], but humanity's evolution isn't quite there, yet. Furthermore, everyone's at war, and Naruto has yet to face the true horrors of the rest of the world and unite everyone as the [[God-Emperor]] [[The Messiah|of Mankind]]. Or the [[God-Emperor]] of Mankind will show up (perhaps after the Sixth Hokage's [[Despair Event Horizon|death]]) and, unfortunately, [[Foregone Conclusion|kick everyone's asses]].

**** The Impure World Ressurection is a pretty weird technique. I'm pretty sure you only need to know what they look like and their name, not their actual body. And the bodies always start off in a minor state of decay, until a fuda tag is placed to completely restore them. It's sort of like a [[Death Note (Manga)|Life Note]]

== Naruto and Killerbee will be [[Put On a Bus]] for the next 20 or so chapters ==

The Juubi is [[Evil Is Not a Toy|too powerful]] for Madara to control, and it will [[Hoist By His Own Petard|kill him as soon as he releases it,]] and then go on a rampage. Remember that Pain was confident he could harness the Juubi's power into a weapon that could wipe out an entire country in a single blow, so fighting it would be insanely difficult, unless Naruto found a way [[Chekhov's Gun|to absorb it into himself,]] or [[Book Ends|seal it into Kurenai's baby]] [[Generation Xerox|(or depending on the timeline, perhaps his own child).]]

** "[[Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei|I'm in despair! Having to do evil things for the council has left me in despair!]]"

== Sakura is based on a girl (or possibly several), [[Writer On Board|that Kishimoto had a crush on, but at best saw him as a good friend, and at worst never gave him the time of day, at least until he got rich and famous.]] ==

He's on the record saying that he thinks women are actually like Sakura, so it's natural to conclude this is the result of bad experiences. Thus, while the unlearned may attribute Sakura's traits to bad writing, this is no accident. Look at the list: [[Deconstruction]] of [[All Girls Want Bad Boys]], highly suspect [[Unrequited Love Switcheroo]], intended to invoke [[This Loser Is You]], [[Faux Action Girl]], the [[Inverted Trope|Veronica]] to an [[Ojou]] in a [[Betty and Veronica]] [[Love Triangle]] despite not being from a major clan and thus not being rich like the [[Rich Bitch|character type normally calls for]]- all this points to serious [[Writer On Board]] either lashing out at former unrequited loves or gloating at their [[Green-Eyed Epiphany]].

Sasuke will come at him full force, and Naruto will counter creating a [[Fantastic Nuke|nuclear-scale explosion]] (if Izanagi is involved, this will go through multiple rounds). In the end, however, Sasuke just isn't that strong in comparison, and so Sasuke [[Hoist By His Own Petard|gets vaporized]] while Naruto [[Slap-On-The-Wrist Nuke|walks away,]] albeit battered and bloody, resigning himself to the fact that the only one responsible for Sasuke's death is Sasuke himself, and that in the end, Sasuke wasn't strong enough morally, mentally or physically to go along with his plans.

== Kabuto's attempts at using Zetsu to make a new Deidara/Manda is going to [[Spanner in The Works|cause major problems]] ==

... is combining both Experiential and Analytical thinking. Users of even the most basic form of the Sharingan are able to perceive things happening much more slowly than normal (as in Experiential thinking) while retaining the ability to see patterns and formulate plans (as with Analytical thinking). The overall effect of this is that, when active, the Sharingan puts the brain in overdrive, speeding it up to where it can keep up with the user's sight (a good illustration of what would happen without this would be Sasuke's first fight with Lee, where he could mostly see the boy's movements but was unable to do anything about it because his body simply couldn't keep up -- except affecting his brain and not his body). The Sharingan's growth (excluding those fancy-shmancy [[New Powers As the Plot Demands|upgrades]]) simply further combines the two.

Think of all the jutsu power-ups and new [[Super Mode|super modes]] he has been acquiring lately: Sage Mode, Demon Fox Sage Mode, Neo Tailed Beast/Ninjassiah Mode, Rasenshuriken, Giant Rasengan, Rasenrengan, and now the Tailed Beast Bomb (which is everything the Rasengan is, only kicked [[Up to Eleven|up to eleven]] and given a [[Badass|badass]] make-over). Awesome, right? Well, consider this: the Tailed Beast Bomb is essentially the Rasengan, only with an arbitrarily wonky yin-yang chakra ratio. As far as we know thus far, ''there is nothing to keep Naruto from eventually applying all the boosts and variations he has added to the vanilla Rasengan to the Tailed Beast Bomb itself''. Heck, all he really needs to do to unlock his full arsenal for use in his Neo Tailed Beast Mode is become friends with the Nine Tailed Demon Fox. Think about that for a second: all that Naruto Uzumaki, originator of [[Fan Nickname|Therapy no Jutsu]], whose greatest skill has been stated to be his [[Friend to All Living Things|uncanny charisma]] and [[The Messiah|outgoing personality]], needs to do to achieve an unparalelled level of raw, unlimited power is befriend the demon sealed in his stomach -- a feat that others have managed to do just fine. [[Forgone Conclusion|The outcome is obvious]].

[[Exactly What It Says On the Tin]].

** Going through an existential crisis even while being [[What Do You Mean Its Not Symbolic|tempted by the Fox]], who offers to [[Deal With the Devil|destroy anything that causes him pain in exchange for being set loose]].

It's kind of like with Piccolo in [[Dragonball]], where a separate being was made from him, and if the host dies, they die.

And it will focus on [[After the End|the apocalyptic after-effects of the Juubi's chakra after being released from the moon.]] Needless to say, it will be [[Darker and Edgier|more serious]] than ever, to the point Naruto might end up becoming a [[Knight in Sour Armor|broken idealist]] a la [[Fate Stay Night|Archer]]

== At some point, Tobi will try a [[You and What Army]] on Naruto ==

He will be a [[Spanner in The Works]] for Itachi and try to kill Kabuto, eliminating all possibilities of stopping the technique. With Kabuto dead, Madara will be free to reassume the control of the Moon's Eye Plan once Naruto kills Tobi.

*** Right. Kushina was physically exhausted after the extraction, but still alive. She was going to die by taking Kurama with her using her chakra, but she wound up dying to save Naruto from Kurama's attack. Naruto wouldn't die from the extraction unless Tobi gets some [[New Powers As the Plot Demands]], but Naruto dying at all still seems unlikely.