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A list of characters in [[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons]].
 
'''Note: While this is a [[Self-Insert Fic]] and the author frequently complains about his life in the author's notes (sometimes letting it [[Real Life Writes the Plot|influence the story]]), a real life section would be just asking for a [[Flame War]].'''
complains about his life in the author's notes (sometimes letting it
[[Real Life Writes the Plot|influence the story]]), a real life section
would be just asking for a [[Flame War]].'''
 
== Team 7 ==
 
== '''Ronan Beelzub (Beelzebub?)''' ==
The main character, who recently moved to the village of Konohagakure. From there, he proceeds to dominate the story, having sex with many female characters and becoming King of the ninjas.
 
* [[Always Save the Girl]]: Takes this to its natural conclusion when {{spoiler|helping the council so that Sakura and Atni will be spared}}.
== Team 7 ==
== '''Ronan Beelzub (Beelzebub?)'''
==
The main character, who recently moved to the village of Konohagakure.
From there, he proceeds to dominate the story, having sex with many
female characters and becoming King of the ninjas.
 
* [[Always Save the Girl]]: Takes this to its natural conclusion when
{{spoiler|helping the council so that Sakura and Atni will be spared}}.
* [[Anti-Hero]]: Type IV or V
* [[Author Avatar]]: To the point where [[[[Freudian Slip]] |characters sometimes refer to him by the author's first name]]
* {{spoiler|[[Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence]]}}: {{spoiler|To have sex with Sakura for all eternity}}.
refer to him by the author's first name]]
* [[Bastard Boyfriend]]: Repeatedly throws around terms such as "bitch," "slut," "whore" and "cunt" toward the women he has sex with, abuses them and considers them (except for Sakura) expendable.
* {{spoiler|[[Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence]]}}: [[spoiler:To have sex
* [[Berserk Button]]: Anything Jake doesn't like.
with Sakura for all eternity]].
* [[Bigger Is Better in Bed]]: Has a penis that is anywhere from two to ''45' '''feet''' long. (Granted, the latter is supposedly a typographical error, but Jake's correction indicates that Ronan's penis is the ridiculously large four feet long).
* [[Bastard Boyfriend]]: Repeatedly throws around terms such as "bitch,"
"slut," "whore" and "cunt" toward the women he has sex with, abuses them
and considers them (except for Sakura) expendable.
* [[Berserk Button]]: Anything Jake doesn?t like.
* [[Bigger Is Better in Bed]]: Has a penis that is anywhere from two to ''45'
'''feet''' long. (Granted, the latter is supposedly a typographical
error, but Jake's correction indicates that Ronan's penis is the
ridiculously large four feet long).
* [[Boring Invincible Hero]]: The only questionable part is the "hero".
* [[Breath Weapon]]: His Blue-Eyes White Dragon form can breathe fire.
* [[But Now I Must Go]]: {{spoiler|Leaves the world to Ekaj and Atni}}.
* [[The Chosen One]]: First to defeat Orochimaru, and later to destroy the world.
* [[A Date with Rosie Palms]]: Ronan masturbates to a picture of Sakura during the search for her, angering Sasuke. He later masturbates to Sakura getting raped by Taliana.
* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: Hands down death sentences for liking modern music, but commutes them to life imprisonment because the author had some complaints.
the search for her, angering Sasuke.He later masturbates to Sakura
* [[Dude, She's Like, in a Coma]]: Has sex with Sakura when she's unconscious after the first time he rescues her{{spoiler|and later when she's in a coma}}
getting raped by Taliana.
* [[Easily Forgiven]]: Gets off without consequences for virtually everything, but after {{spoiler|killing Mandy}}, Sakura asks why, and immediately understands after he says he loves her and Taliana more.
* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: Hands down death sentences for liking
* [[Establishing Character Moment]]: Within the narration, comparing his hair to [[Justin Bieber]] before going off on a tangent about how much he and modern music suck. In the story, [[Curb Stomp Battle|curb-stomping]] Orochimaru when all of Team 7 fails
modern music, but commutes them to life imprisonment because the author
* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: His refusal to allow the Council to kill homosexuals despite not liking gay men comes off as this.
had some complaints.
* [[Dude, She's Like, in a Coma]]: Has sex with Sakura when she's unconscious after
the first time he rescues her{{spoiler|and later when she's in a coma}}
* [[Easily Forgiven]]: Gets off without consequences for virtually
everything, but after {{spoiler|killing Mandy}}, Sakura asks why, and
immediately understands after he says he loves her and Taliana more.
* [[Establishing Character Moment]]: Within the narration, comparing his hair
to [[Justin Bieber]] before going off on a tangent about how much he
and modern music suck. In the story, [[[[Curb Stomp Battle]] curb stomping
Orochimaru]] when all of Team 7 fails
* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: His refusal to allow the Council to kill
homosexuals despite not liking gay men comes off as this.
* [[Eye Beams]]
* [[Eye Scream]]: [[{{spoiler:|Does this to the Council, taking out both the blonde-haired woman and gray-haired man's eyes, then takes out one of the brown-haired woman and red-haired man's eyes}}.
* [[Fake Defector]]: {{spoiler|Joins the Council to prevent Sakura, Atni and Ekaj from being killed, but isn't able to prevent the end of the world}}
blonde-haired woman and gray-haired man's eyes, then takes out one of
* [[Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!]]: Does this to Sakura, Atni {{spoiler|and Ekaj}} when they become hysterical over his plan to serve as a [[Fake Defector]], but this comes off as closer to physical abuse than most examples of the trope.
the brown-haired woman and red-haired man's eyes]].
* [[FakeGlowing DefectorEyes]]: [[{{spoiler:Joins|After joining the Council to preventhelp Sakura,them Atnidestroy the andworld}}.
* [[Groin Attack]]: Launches one on Madara but avoids hitting him in the balls because he doesn't want to be seen as a homosexual.
Ekaj from being killed, but isn't able to prevent the end of the world]]
** Inverted when he ''uses his penis'' to make a [[Megaton Punch]] against Taliana.
* [[Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!]]: Does this to Sakura, Atni {{spoiler|and Ekaj}}
* [[Heroes Prefer Swords]]: Has a katana with his name on it, and later gets the Sword of Ukijamaya.
when they become hysterical over his plan to serve as a [[Fake Defector]],
but this comes off as closer to physical abuse than most examples of the
trope.
* [[Glowing Eyes]]: [[spoiler:After joining the Council to help them destroy
the world]].
* [[Groin Attack]]: Launches one on Madara but avoids hitting him in the
balls because he doesn't want to be seen as a homosexual.
** Inverted when he ''uses his penis'' to make a [[Megaton Punch]] against
Taliana.
* [[Heroes Prefer Swords]]: Has a katana with his name on it, and later gets
the Sword of Ukijamaya.
* [[Hollywood Atheist]]
* [[Idiot Hero]]
* [[Instant Awesome, Just Add Dragons]]: His jutsus often involve dragons
* [[Informed Ability]]: He's said to be a great musician, but the parts of his songs that are shown are (for lack of a better word) ''terrible''.
{{quote|"YEAH YEAH GIRL WAN FUCK U HRD TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY MY DICKS HARD!"}}
his songs that are shown are (for lack of a better word) ''terrible''.
{{quote|"[[Metal Scream|AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH]] MY DICK IS LIKE A BIG FAT ROCKET AND [[Painful Rhyme|UR PUSSYS LIKE A HOLE AND I FUCK U HARD AND IV GOT A HUGE POLE]]"}}
{{quote|"YEAH YEAH GIRL WAN FUCK U HRD TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY MY DICKS HARD!"
{{quote|"[[Wangst|FICKING SLUT U UGLY WHORE U HURT MY HEART U FUCKING]] BITCH JUST DIE!Q"}}
 
{{quote|"FUCK YEAH SUCK MY DICK FUCKING WHORE MMM MMM YEAH I WANT MORE!"}}
"[[Metal Scream|AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH]] MY DICK IS LIKE A BIG FAT ROCKET
* [[Informed Flaw]]: The mole on his face and his alleged inability to do housework are supposedly proof that he's not perfect.
}}
AND [[[[Painful Rhyme]] UR PUSSYS LIKE A HOLE AND I FUCK U HARD AND IV GOT A
HUGE POLE]]"
{{quote|"[[[[Wangst]] FICKING SLUT U UGLY WHORE U HURT MY HEART U FUCKING
}}
BITCH JUST DIE!Q]]"
{{quote|"FUCK YEAH SUCK MY DICK FUCKING WHORE MMM MMM YEAH I WANT MORE!"
}}
* [[Informed Flaw]]: The mole on his face and his alleged inability to do
housework are supposedly proof that he?s not perfect.
* [["It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It"]]: His typical philosophy.
* [[Jerkass]]: Is abusive and hypocritical towards his girlfriends, intolerant of other people's opinions, and is willing to injure people for looking at him wrong.
intolerant of other people?s opinions, and is willing to injure people
for looking at him wrong.
* [[Karma Houdini]]: {{spoiler|Until Benji's ending}}
* [[Kavorka Man]]: Though it's really his personality that makes him ugly.
* [[Kick the Son of a Bitch]]: Killing a judge who turns out to be evil and corrupt after he fails to get a divorce from Taliana. He also seems to go into this trope from the author's perspective when, while working for Madara, he kills [[Real Person Cameo|Benji]].
corrupt after he fails to get a divorce from Taliana. He also seems to
go into this trope from the author's perspective when, while working for
Madara, he kills [[Real Person Cameo|Benji]].
* [[Lolicon]]: Has been shown to be into this as well.
* [[Manly Tears]]: {{spoiler|After da cooger dies}} in Chapter 67.
* [[Men Can't Keep House]]: One of two so-called "flaws" he is given, the other being the mole on his face.
being the mole on his face.
* [[Mood Swinger]]
* [[Moral Myopia]]: Quite a bit of it. Even during the sex scenes, he doesn't care when what he's doing is painful to Sakura, but yells at her when she does something he doesn't like.
care when what he's doing is painful to Sakura, but yells at her when
she does something he doesn't like.
* [[Off with His Head]]: {{spoiler|How he meets his demise}}.
* {{spoiler|[[Offing the Offspring]]}}: [[{{spoiler:|Kills Mandy because he loves Taliana and Sakura more}}.
Taliana and Sakura more]].
* [[Oh My Gods|Oh My Dawkins]]
* [[Only Mostly Dead]]: {{spoiler|Chapter 66}}
* [[Pointless Band-Aid]]: In chapter 55, he gets one on the side of his face, which Sakura thinks is sexy. Apparently, he's always had the bandaid there - he just never bothered to mention it before.... or since.
* [[Politically Incorrect Hero]]: He's sexist, hates religion, dislikes homosexuals and even people who don't share his taste in music.
which Sakura thinks is sexy. Apparently, he's always had the bandaid
there - he just never bothered to mention it before.... or since.
* [[Politically Incorrect Hero]]: He's sexist, hates religion, dislikes
homosexuals and even people who don't share his taste in music.
* [[Rain, Rain, Go Away]]: Hates the rain.
* [[Really Gets Around]]: Had sex with all the girls in his home town.
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* [[Sizeshifter]]: Can make himself grow.
* [[Skinship Grope]]: Does this to Enti.
* [[Traitor Shot]]: [[{{spoiler:|After agreeing to help the council and reuniting with Sakura, viewers are told that his eyes are glowing, signifying his having joined "the darkside"}}
reuniting with Sakura, viewers are told that his eyes are glowing,
signifying his having joined "the darkside"]]
* [[Unexplained Recovery]]: {{spoiler|Chapter 12, Chapter 32, Chapter 66}}.
* [[Urine Trouble]]: Sometimes urinates on his defeated enemies.
* [[Wave Motion Gun]]: His beams of blue light.
* [[Weaksauce Weakness]]: {{spoiler|Modern music, bible quotes, and rap.}}
* [[The Worf Effect]]: Suffers more defeats as the story goes on as part of the author's attempts to make him seem more believable.
* [[Would Hit a Girl]]: {{spoiler|As Taliana and the female half of the Council discover}}.
the author's attempts to make him seem more believable.
* [[X Meets Y]]: Ronan describes his band as sounding "like a cross between [[prince]] and [[Led Zeppelin|led zepplin]] and [[Bon Jovi|bon jovi]]"
* [[Would Hit a Girl]]: [[spoiler:As Taliana and the female half of the Council
* [[Your Cheating Heart]]: Regularly cheats on Sakura [[Double Standard|and never gets called out for it]].
discover]].
* [[X Meets Y]]: Ronan describes his band as sounding "like a cross betwen
[[prince]] and [[Led Zeppelin|led zepplin]] and [[[[Bon Jovi]] bon
jovi]]"
* [[Your Cheating Heart]]: Regularly cheats on Sakura [[[[Double Standard]] and
never gets called out for it]].
* [[You Monster!]]: Says this to Madara as he is {{spoiler|eating Mandy}}
 
== '''Naruto''' ==
The former main character of the series, who spends much of his time whining about how Ronan is better than he is. {{spoiler|This leads him to commit suicide, and eventually come back as a villain, only to be defeated by Ronan}}.
==
The former main character of the series, who spends much of his time
whining about how Ronan is better than he is. [[spoiler:This leads him
to commit suicide, and eventually come back as a villain, only to be
defeated by Ronan]].
 
* [[Crazy Jealous Guy]]: Angry about Ronan getting together with his "GF", Sakura along with him being better than him in several other regards.
Sakura along with him being better than him in several other regards.
* [[Demoted to Extra]]
* [[Disney Villain Death]]: {{spoiler|Both his suicide and his actual death}}
* [[Driven by Envy]]: Of Ronan.
* {{spoiler|[[Driven to Suicide]]}} {{spoiler|He gets better}}
* {{spoiler|[[Even Evil Has Standards]]}}: [[{{spoiler:|He's angry enough with Ronan to punch him and make death threats against him, but he's unwilling to let Sakura cheat on Ronan with him, and after he does it, commits suicide partly out of shame}}.
Ronan to punch him and make death threats against him, but he's
unwilling to let Sakura cheat on Ronan with him, and after he does it,
commits suicide partly out of shame]].
* {{spoiler|[[Face Heel Turn]]}}
* {{spoiler|[[Fallen Hero]]}}: The Wave Country arc is referenced in this fic, along with some of the heroic deeds Naruto did {{spoiler|before turning evil}}.
fic, along with some of the heroic deeds Naruto did [[spoiler:before
turning evil]].
* [[Humongous Mecha]]: {{spoiler|He uses this against Ronan}}
* {{spoiler|[[Unexplained Recovery]]}}: [[{{spoiler:|Three times; the temple bombing, his suicide and his defeat by Ronan in Benji's ending}}.
* [[Ungrateful Bastard]]: Supposedly, as he {{spoiler|attacks Ronan and kidnaps Sakura after Ronan claims that he saved him after he committed suicide}}, except this never actually happened; {{spoiler|Ronan let him die and didn't care}}.
bombing, his suicide and his defeat by Ronan in Benji's ending]].
* [[Ungrateful Bastard]]: Supposedly, as he [[spoiler:attacks Ronan and
kidnaps Sakura after Ronan claims that he saved him after he committed
suicide]], except this never actually happened; [[spoiler:Ronan let him
die and didn?t care]].
 
== '''Sakura''' ==
Ronan's girlfriend and eventual wife. She goes along with everything he does, no matter how much she suffers as a result. She has been reduced from a ([[Your Mileage May Vary|arguably]]) competent fighter to someone who can't get up by herself if she falls. She is also the mother of Mandy {{spoiler|and Nanor/Ekaj}}, and Taliana was cloned from her.
 
* [[Absurdly Youthful Mother]]: According to [[Word of God]], 13 at the start and 16 at the end, and she still gets pregnant and gives birth. {{spoiler|And twice, at that}}.
== '''Sakura'''
* [[Anti-Hero]]: Being complicit in Ronan's misdeeds makes her Type IV at best.
==
* {{spoiler|[[Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence]]}}: {{spoiler|To have sex with Ronan for all eternity}}.
Ronan's girlfriend and eventual wife. She goes along with everything he
does, no matter how much she suffers as a result. She has been reduced
from a ([[Your Mileage May Vary|arguably]]) competent fighter to someone
who can't get up by herself if she falls. She is also the mother of
Mandy {{spoiler|and Nanor/Ekaj}}, and Taliana was cloned from her.
 
* [[Absurdly Youthful Mother]]: According to [[Word of God]], 13 at the start and 16
at the end, and she still gets pregnant and gives birth. [[spoiler:And
twice, at that]].
* [[Anti-Hero]]: Being complicit in Ronan?s misdeeds makes her Type IV at best.
* {{spoiler|[[Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence]]}}: [[spoiler:To have sex
with Ronan for all eternity]].
* [[Berserk Button]]: Anyone speaking ill of Ronan.
* {{spoiler|[[Brainwashed]]}}: In Chapter 40, [[{{spoiler:|as a result of the antidote turning her Christian}}.
* [[Break the Cutie]]: {{spoiler|In Benji's ending, she reveals that she's scarred from what she went through, but Naruto promises to help her work through it}}.
the antidote turning her Christian]].
* [[Buxom Is Better]]: Why she is constantly described as having double K/L/M/however-big-jake-wants breasts here, despite her [[A-Cup Angst]] in canon.
* [[Break the Cutie]]: [[spoiler:In Benji's ending, she reveals that she's
scarred from what she went through, but Naruto promises to help her work
through it]].
* [[Buxom Is Better]]: Why she is constantly described as having double
K/L/M/however-big-jake-wants breasts here, despite her [[A-Cup Angst]] in canon.
* {{spoiler|[[Catgirl]]}}: In Chapter 29
* [[Chickification]]: Plays the passive girl that does whatever Ronan tells her to and puts up with mistreatment. She also goes from canonically starting out weak and [[Your Mileage May Vary|arguably]] [[Took a Level in Badass|becoming]] [[Action Girl|quite competent]], to being completely helpless almost from the get-go.
tells her to and puts up with mistreatment. She also goes from
canonically starting out weak and [[Your Mileage May Vary|arguably]]
[[Took a Level In Badass|becoming]] [[Action Girl|quite competent]], to being
completely helpless almost from the get-go.
* {{spoiler|[[Convenient Coma]]}}
* [[Damsel in Distress]]: Has no combat skill whatsoever and gets kidnapped on a regular basis. {{spoiler|In Chapter 41, she might be gone for a longer period of time than usual}}.
* {{spoiler|[[Dropped a Bridge on Him|Dropped A Bridge on Her]]}}: {{spoiler|Killed off by the Council for no apparent reason other than to motivate Ronan to participate in the tournament.}}
a regular basis. [[spoiler:In Chapter 41, she might be gone for a longer
period of time than usual]].
* [[spoiler:[[Dropped a Bridge on Him|Dropped A Bridge on Her]]:
[[spoiler:Killed off by the Council for no apparent reason other than to
motivate Ronan to participate in the tournament]].
* [[Extreme Doormat]]
* {{spoiler|[[Face Heel Turn]]}}: {{spoiler|The Antidote turns her Christian}}.
* [[Gasshole]]: Played for [[Fan Service]].
* [[Hysterical Woman]]: Is frequently up in arms over the slightest of happenings.
* [[Love Martyr]]: When Ronan accuses her of cheating, she {{spoiler|offers to [[You Fail Biology Forever|cut off her vagina]] to prove her love for him, then does it when he tells her to do it}}.
happenings.
* [[Megaton Punch]]: {{spoiler|On Taliana}}.
* [[Love Martyr]]: When Ronan accuses her of cheating, she [[spoiler:offers
to [[You Fail Biology Forever|cut off her vagina]] to prove her love for
him, then does it when he tells her to do it]].
* [[Megaton Punch]]: {{spoiler|On Taliana}}
* [[Mood Swinger]]
* [[Neutral Female]]: Cries and holds on to Ronan as he fights and defeats their enemies.
their enemies.
* [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown]]: {{spoiler|Performs one on Taliana in Chapter 32}}.
* [[Not So Harmless]]: {{spoiler|Beating up Taliana in Chapter 32}}, and {{spoiler|killing Ronan in the ending}}.
* [[OOC Is Serious Business]]: {{spoiler|Her being brainwashed is highlighted by the fact that she won't have sex with Ronan or Sasuke}}.
{{spoiler|killing Ronan in the ending}}.
* [[OOC Is Serious Business]]: [[spoiler:Her being brainwashed is highlighted
by the fact that she won't have sex with Ronan or Sasuke]].
* [[Precision F-Strike]]: {{spoiler|Benji's ending}}, combined with [[This Is Sparta]].
* [[Put on a Bus]]: {{spoiler|Was in a coma from Chapter 34 until Chapter 39}}.
* [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]]: {{spoiler|To Ronan in Benji's ending}}
{{quote|"[[{{spoiler:|You. You stole my virginity. You abused me. You made me do the most vile sex acts imaginable. You made me compliant to crimes against humanity. At this point, I don't even know what of that was the Genjutsu and what was reality, but regardless, I only have one real response to your declaration of 'i luv u': FUCK. YOU!"}}}}
}}
the most vile sex acts imaginable. You made me compliant to crimes
against humanity. At this point, I don't even know what of that was the
Genjutsu and what was reality, but regardless, I only have one real
response to your declaration of 'i luv u': FUCK. YOU!]]"
* [[Shallow Love Interest]]
* [[Tears of Joy]]: [[{{spoiler:|After reuniting with her friends in Benji's ending}}.
ending]].
* [[Teen Pregnancy]]:
** Had Mandy as a teenager.
** [[{{spoiler: |In Chapter 59, she tells Ronan that she's pregnant again thinks it's Naruto's child this time.}}
thinks it's Naruto's child this time.]]
* {{spoiler|[[Unstoppable Rage]]}}: Chapter 32
* [[Your Cheating Heart]]: Cheats on Ronan in Chapter 22 out of a need to have sex.
** [[Sympathetic Adulterer]]. Possibly. She cheats merely out of a desire for sex, yet the disproportionate (albeit self-inflicted) punishment she underwent, the hypocrisy in Ronan casting blame on her and Ronan's unlikeability can paint her as this.
sex.
** [[Sympathetic Adulterer]]: Possibly. She cheats merely out of a desire for
sex, yet the disproportionate (albeit self-inflicted) punishment she
underwent, the hypocrisy in Ronan casting blame on her and Ronan's
unlikeability can paint her as this.
 
== '''Sasuke''' ==
Part of Team 7. He is apparently killed when the temple explodes, {{spoiler|but survived and was brainwashed by the Kibusi Corporation}}.
==
Part of Team 7. He is apparently killed when the temple explodes,
{{spoiler|but survived and was brainwashed by the Kibusi Corporation}}.
 
* [[Asexual]]: Mentioned to be as such, to which Ronan responds with:
{{quote|"wtf??? how can u b asexu???? [[[[All Men Are Perverts]] |al guys liv sex DUH!]] [[All Women Are Lustful|mosg irls 2]] i bet u jst need 2 fuk som1 then ull b good"}}
* {{spoiler|[[Brainwashed and Crazy]]}}: {{spoiler|Kidnapped after the bomb destroyed the temple, and turned Christian.}}
}}
* [[Breath Weapon]]: {{spoiler|Black fire in his snake form.}}
DUH!]] [[All Women Are Lustful|mosg irls 2]] i bet u jst need 2 fuk som1
* [[Cool Train]]: He {{spoiler|tries to run over Sakura}} in a train that looks like a snake.
then ull b good"
* {{spoiler|[[BrainwashedFace andHeel CrazyTurn]]}}: [[{{spoiler:Kidnapped|Although aftersaid thebrainwashing bombis described as making him more evil.}}
* [[Fat Bastard]]: Is constantly described as a "ugly fat guy" after {{spoiler|his Face Heel Turn. In fact, his evil scheme is to turn all of the Shinobi Nations fat.}}
destroyed the temple, and turned Christian]]
* {{spoiler|[[BreathHalf Weaponthe Man He Used To Be]]}}: {{spoiler|BlackHow firehe inmeets his snake formend.}}.
* [[CoolKill TrainIt with Fire]]: He {{spoiler|triesAs toa run over Sakurasnake.}} in a train that
* [[Satellite Character]]: Described as being Sakura's friend at first. {{spoiler|Even after turning evil, he's Sakura's new husband.}}
looks like a snake.
* [[Scaled Up]]: {{spoiler|Can turn into a giant snake with powers he got from Orochimaru.}}
* {{spoiler|[[Face Heel Turn]]}}: [[spoiler:Although said brainwashing is
* {{spoiler|[[Tyrant Takes the Helm]]}}: {{spoiler|Takes over Konoha while Ronan is away.}}
described as making him more evil]]
* {{spoiler|[[Unexplained Recovery]]}}: {{spoiler|He also survived the temple bombing, resulting in it having ''no victims at all.''}}
* [[Fat Bastard]]: Is constantly described as a "ugly fat guy" after
* {{spoiler|[[Villains Out Shopping]]}}: {{spoiler|Plays [[Infamous (video game series)|In Famous]] and [[Red Dead Redemption]] late in the fic, as [[Take That|a way of showing his lack of taste]].}}
[[spoiler: his Face Heel Turn. In fact, his evil scheme is to turn all
* [[Weaksauce Weakness]]: {{spoiler|Listening to music the author likes or hearing criticism of Christianity.}}
of the Shinobi Nations fat.]]
* {{spoiler|[[Half the Man He Used To Be]]}}: {{spoiler|How he meets his end}}
* [[Kill It with Fire]]: {{spoiler|As a snake}}
* [[Satellite Character]]: Described as being Sakura's friend at first.
{{spoiler|Even after turning evil, he's Sakura's new husband}}.
* [[Scaled Up]]: [[spoiler:Can turn into a giant snake with powers he got
from Orochimaru]]
* {{spoiler|[[Tyrant Takes the Helm]]}}: [[spoiler:Takes over Konoha while
Ronan is away]].
* {{spoiler|[[Unexplained Recovery]]}}: [[spoiler:He also survived the temple
bombing, resulting in it having ''no victims at all.'']]
* {{spoiler|[[Villains Out Shopping]]}}: [[spoiler: Plays
[[Infamous (video game series)|In Famous]] and [[Red Dead Redemption]] late in the fic, as
[[Take That|a way of showing his lack of taste]].]]
* [[Weaksauce Weakness]]: [[spoiler:Listening to music the author likes or
hearing criticism of Christianity]]
 
== '''Kakashi''' ==
Part of Team 7. He is apparently killed when the temple explodes {{spoiler|but comes back as Ronan's sidekick, only to be killed again in the tournament}}.
==
Part of Team 7. He is apparently killed when the temple explodes
[[spoiler:but comes back as Ronan's sidekick, only to be killed again in
the tournament]].
 
* {{spoiler|[[Back Fromfrom the Dead]]}}: {{spoiler|In Benji's ending.}}
* [[Big Damn Heroes]]: {{spoiler|Chapter 35.}}.
* {{spoiler|[[Brainwashed]]}}:[[ {{spoiler:|Chapter 50, as the tournament needed one more contestant.}}
* {{spoiler|[[Dropped a Bridge on Him]]}}: {{spoiler|In Chapter 53, he is randomly killed off by the darkness.}}
needed one more contestant.]]
* {{spoiler|[[DroppedKilled aOff Bridgefor on HimReal]]}}: [[{{spoiler:|In Chapter 53, heas isa result of the acid sea challenge.}}
* [[The Lancer]]: {{spoiler|After his resurrection.}}
randomly killed off by the darkness]].
* [[Mistaken for Gay]]: While [[Character Shilling|sucking up to]] [[Creator's Pet|Ronan]] over his performance in having sex with Mei, Ronan wonders if he's in love with him, and Kakashi denies this.
* {{spoiler|[[Killed Off for Real]]}}: [[spoiler:In Chapter 53, as a result of
the acid sea challenge]]
* [[The Lancer]]: {{spoiler|After his resurrection}}
* [[Mistaken for Gay]]: While [[Character Shilling|sucking up to]]
[[Creator's Pet|Ronan]] over his performance in having sex with Mei, Ronan
wonders if he's in love with him, and Kakashi denies this.
* [[Satellite Character]]: Described as Sakura's friend.
* {{spoiler|[[Unexplained Recovery]]}}: [[{{spoiler:|Kakashi and Sasuke are still alive, and Sasuke is evil now. In Benji's ending, he survived yet again.}}
* [[We Are Team Cannon Fodder]]: Completely useless in battle against any named characters, and even loses against some [[Mook|Mooks]].
still alive, and Sasuke is evil now. In Benji's ending, he survived yet
again]].
* [[We Are Team Cannon Fodder]]: Completely useless in battle against any named
characters, and even loses against some [[Mook|Mooks]].
 
 
== Ronan?'s Harem ==
 
== '''Sakura''' ==
==
See Team 7
 
== '''Mandy Waterfall''' ==
Ronan and Sakura's daughter/clone, who grows up almost instantly and [[Parental Incest|becomes one of the girls]] [[Squick|he has sex with]].
==
Ronan and Sakura?s daughter/clone, who grows up almost instantly and
[[Parental Incest|becomes one of the girls]] [[Squickhe|has sex with]].
 
* {{spoiler|[[Dropped a Bridge on Him]]}}
* {{spoiler|[[Forgotten Fallen Friend]]}}
* {{spoiler|[[Killed Off for Real]]}}: [[{{spoiler:|By Ronan, when forced to choose between her and Sakura.}}
* [[Parental Incest]]: With both her parents. The author claims that it's not incest because she's a clone, [[Freudian Slip|but accidentally says that it "would" be incest]].
choose between her and Sakura]]
* [[Parental Incest]]: With both her parents. The author claims that it's not
incest because she's a clone, [[[[Freudian Slip]] but accidentally says that
it "would" be incest]].
* [[Plot-Relevant Age-Up]]: Grows up almost instantly
* [[Satellite Character]]: [[[[Up to Eleven]] |To an even greater extent than the rest of the female characters.]] She never contributes anything to the plot, and is never seen apart from Sakura and/or Taliana.
rest of the female characters]]. She never contributes anything to the
plot, and is never seen apart from Sakura and/or Taliana.
* [[Shallow Love Interest]]
* [[Unexplained Recovery]]: [[{{spoiler:|From being eaten by Madara, and apparently, from her second death, given her reappearing in Chapter 66}}
* [[Younger Than They Look]]: Aged up to Sakura's age within a day or so of being born.
apparently, from her second death, given her reappearing in Chapter 66]]
* [[Younger Than They Look]]: Aged up to Sakura's age within a day or so of
being born.
 
== '''Da cooger/Fiona''' ==
An older woman (hence her title) Ronan rescues from Orochimaru after taking shelter with her. She eventually gets killed by Madara, but comes back in spirit form to help Ronan.
==
An older woman (hence her title) Ronan rescues from Orochimaru after
taking shelter with her. She eventually gets killed by Madara, but comes
back in spirit form to help Ronan.
 
* {{spoiler|[[Deader Than Dead]]}}: [[{{spoiler: |She apparently dies after Ronan pulled her out of Madara's throat in Chapter 49. Despite that she was already dead at first. She then apparently dies ''yet again'' when sacrificing herself to resurrect Ronan in Chapter 66.}}
pulled her out of Madara's throat in Chapter 49. Despite that she was
already dead at first. She then apparently dies ''yet again'' when
sacrificing herself to resurrect Ronan in Chapter 66,]]
* {{spoiler|[[Heroic Sacrifice]]}} Chapter 67.
* [[Horrifying the Horror]]: For a ghost head, she gets easily scared of anything.
* {{spoiler|[[I'm Cold... So Cold...]]}}: {{spoiler|As she is dying a second time.}}.
* [[Intimate Healing]]: Can heal Ronan from otherwise fatal injuries {{spoiler|and even revive him}} by sucking his penis.
* [[Killed Off for Real]]: {{spoiler|Twice in Chapters 7 and 49. She appears again in Chapter 58 after she saves Ronan to tell him that she's gone for good but will make cameos to deliver a prophecy, and sacrifices herself in Chapter 66 to save Ronan.}}
{{spoiler|and even revive him}} by sucking his penis.
* {{spoiler|[[Just Desserts]]}}: {{spoiler|Eaten by Madara as part of her second death; Ronan pulls her out but she still dies.}}
* [[Killed Off for Real]]: [[spoiler:Twice in Chapters 7 and 49. She appears
again in Chapter 58 after she saves Ronan to tell him that she's gone
for good but will make cameos to deliver a prophecy, and sacrifices
herself in Chapter 66 to save Ronan.]]
* {{spoiler|[[Just Desserts]]}}: [[spoiler:Eaten by Madara as part of her
second death; Ronan pulls her out but she still dies]].
* [[Mr. Exposition|Ms. Exposition]]: Provides exposition about the prophecy.
* [[No Name Given]]: "da cooger" is initially a term to refer to her, then seemingly becomes her name. However, she is referred to as "Fiona" in Chapter 34. Fiona was actually first mentioned in Chapter 7, but nobody would have guessed that was Da Cooger's real name due to a confusing POV switch and assumed Fiona was a different woman who was randomly thrown in.
seemingly becomes her name. However, she is referred to as "Fiona" in
Chapter 34. Fiona was actually first mentioned in Chapter 7, but nobody
would have guessed that was Da Cooger's real name due to a confusing POV
switch and assumed Fiona was a different woman who was randomly thrown in.
* [[Off with His Head|Off With Her head]]
* [[Rule of Three]]: [[{{spoiler:|Her third death is final, although it could be more the result of happening three chapters from the end of the story.}}
* [[Satellite Character]]: Basically the head that comes out of Sakura's body, and someone who helps Ronan by healing him and giving him advice.
more the result of happening three chapters from the end of the story]]
* [[SatelliteSpirit CharacterAdvisor]]: BasicallyUsually thecoming headout thatas comesa spirit head or out of Sakura's body.
body, and someone who helps Ronan by healing him and giving him advice.
* [[Spirit Advisor]]: Usually coming out as a spirit head or out of Sakura's
body.
 
== '''Taliana''' ==
 
A girl who is described as an evil clone of Sakura, who turns out to be {{spoiler|Ronan's mother}}. Ronan has sex with her, and briefly marries her, but after several cases of switching sides, she seemingly permanently settles on the side of evil {{spoiler|until her death in Chapter 33, at the hands of her former lover Ronan}}.
== '''Taliana'''
==
A girl who is described as an evil clone of Sakura, who turns out to be
{{spoiler|Ronan's mother}}. Ronan has sex with her, and briefly marries
her, but after several cases of switching sides, she seemingly
permanently settles on the side of evil [[spoiler:until her death in
Chapter 33, at the hands of her former lover Ronan]].
 
* [[BFG]]: Wields one against Ronan at the concert.
* {{spoiler|[[Cruel and Unusual Death]]}} and {{spoiler|[[Family-Unfriendly Death]]}}: {{spoiler|Beaten up, set on fire, torn apart and pooped on.}}
* [[Heel Face Revolving Door]]: She frequently alternates between trying to kill Ronan and his other girlfriends, and having sex with him, sometimes in the course of a single chapter.
{{spoiler|[[Family-Unfriendly Death]]}}: [[spoiler:Beaten up, set on fire,
torn apart and pooped on]].
* [[Heel Face Revolving Door]]: She frequently alternates between trying to
kill Ronan and his other girlfriends, and having sex with him, sometimes
in the course of a single chapter.
* [[Hell-Bent for Leather]]: Her usual wardrobe.
* [[Katanas Are Just Better]]: Uses one to [[{{spoiler:|kill the seven remaining catgirls}}.
* {{spoiler|[[Killed Off for Real]]}}: {{spoiler|As a result of Jake having relationship problems with Katie.}}
catgirls]].
* {{spoiler|[[KilledLuke, OffI forAm RealYour Father]]}}: [[{{spoiler:As|She ais resultRonan's of Jake havingmother.}}
relationship problems with Katie]].
* {{spoiler|[[Luke, I Am Your Father]]: She is Ronan?s mother}}
* [[Mind Over Matter]]: Can use telekinesis on Sakura.
* {{spoiler|[[Parental Incest]]}}
* [[Shock and Awe]]: Can call down lightning to kill large groups of people.
* [[Sizeshifter]]: Can make herself grow 12 feet tall.
* [[Spare Body Parts]]: Is able to pop out a second pair of breasts.
* [[You Have Failed Me...]]: {{spoiler|Dropped down a "trapped door" after Ronan comes back from the assassination attempt, but is given one last chance to kill Ronan.}}
 
== '''The Leather Pussies''' ==
* [[You Have Failed Me]]: [[spoiler:Dropped down a "trapped door" after Ronan
A group of 160 catgirls under Madara's command who are persuaded to defect to Ronan's side when he gives them an orgasm and enables them to break free from Madara's control.
comes back from the assassination attempt, but is given one last chance
to kill Ronan]].
 
== '''The Leather Pussies'''
==
 
A group of 160 catgirls under Madara?s command who are persuaded to
defect to Ronan?s side when he gives them an orgasm and enables them to
break free from Madara's control.
 
* [[Brainwashed]]: At first.
* [[Catgirl]]
* [[Double Standard Rape (Female on Male)]]: The primary beneficiaries of this trope when they do it to Madara, and this also applies to when they're raping Sakura.
* [[Dropped a Bridge on Him|Dropped Three Bridges On Them]]: {{spoiler|150 are killed by the Kibusi President's theater bomb, 3 are eaten by Madara and the rest are killed by Taliana.}}
trope when they do it to Madara, and this also applies to when they're
* [[Faux Action Girl]]: Introduced because the author claims he likes an [[Action Girl]], but they only win against Madara because he's allergic to them.
raping Sakura.
* [[Dropped a Bridge on Him|Dropped Three Bridges On Them]]: [[spoiler:150
are killed by the Kibusi President?s theater bomb, 3 are eaten by Madara
and the rest are killed by Taliana]].
* [[Faux Action Girl]]: Introduced because the author claims he likes an
[[Action Girl]], but they only win against Madara because he's allergic to them.
* [[Hell-Bent for Leather]]
* [[Just Desserts]]: {{spoiler|Three of them.}}.
* [[Mauve Shirt]]: Becky.
* [[Mook|Mooks]]
* [[Mook Face Turn]]
* [[Overly Long Name]]: Becky?'s real name, zoshiyanahasu-itakamajiduonisaabozai-equanidafutara.
* [[Red Shirt]]: {{spoiler|The ones who are killed off en masse by the bomb.}}
zoshiyanahasu-itakamajiduonisaabozai-equanidafutara.
* [[Red Shirt]]: {{spoiler|The ones who are killed off en masse by the bomb}}
* [[Sex Face Turn]]
* [[Spare Body Parts]]: All have SIX pairs of breasts on each torso.
 
== '''Mei''' ==
The Fifth Mizukage. She's brainwashed by the Kibusi Corporation, but Ronan defeats and has sex with her.
==
 
The Fifth Mizukage. She's brainwashed by the Kibusi Corporation, but
Ronan defeats and has sex with her.
 
* [[Brainwashed]]: By the head of the Kibusi Corporation.
* [[Expressive Hair]]: Begins to look like tentacles while she's having sex with Ronan
* [[Faux Action Girl]]: Supposedly actually fights, but Ronan defeats her in one attack.
with Ronan
* [[Faux Action Girl]]: Supposedly actually fights, but Ronan defeats her in
one attack.
* [[Prehensile Hair]]: Apparently her hair can form tentacles.
* [[Redemption Equals Sex]]
* [[Sex Face Turn]]
 
== '''Atni''' ==
A female contestant that appears at the tournament in Chapter 50. She later becomes part of his harem and {{spoiler|has sex with Ronan's son Nanor/Ekaj}}.
==
 
* {{spoiler|[[Adam and Eve Plot]]}}: {{spoiler|Charged with repopulating the Earth with the kind of people Ronan approves of.}}
A female contestant that appears at the tournament in Chapter 50. She
* [[Ass Shove]]: After "stretching her out", Ronan proceeds to shove his ''entire'' head into her anus.
later becomes part of his harem and [[spoiler:has sex with Ronan's son
* [[Beta Couple]]: {{spoiler||Ends up with Ekaj, especially after Ronan leaves Earth.}}
Nanor/Ekaj]].
* [[Faux Action Girl]]: Supposedly good enough to survive until the final round, but we don't see any proof of it.
 
* {{spoiler|[[Adam and Eve Plot]]}}: [[spoiler:Charged with repopulating the
Earth with the kind of people Ronan approves of]].
* [[Ass Shove]]: After "stretching her out", Ronan proceeds to shove his
''entire'' head into her anus.
* [[Beta Couple]]: [[spoiler:Ends up with Ekaj, especially after Ronan leaves
Earth]].
* [[Faux Action Girl]]: Supposedly good enough to survive until the final
round, but we don't see any proof of it.
* [[I Broke a Nail]]: Happens to her in the acid challenge.
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: "hey ur hot i tink i luv u wanne be LAVAS?"
{{quote|"hey ur hot i tink i luv u wanne be LAVAS?" ([[[[Don't Explain the Joke]] |XD LMAO DO U GUYS GET DAT? BECUS TEY JST HAD DAT CHALENGE WIT TEH LAVA ?]])}}
CHALENGE WIT TEH LAVA ?]])
* [[Lightning Glare]]: At the redhead man from The Council.
* [[Meganekko]]: Combined with...
* [[Meido]]
* [[Ms. Fanservice]] Is falling into more and more fanservice tropes, and she has had sex with Ronan the most frequently for the amount of time she's been in the story.
has had sex with Ronan the most frequently for the amount of time she's
been in the story.
* [[Redundancy Department of Redundancy]]: "she had a dustr 4 dusting".
* [[Ring of Fire]]: {{spoiler|Ronan has to recover her corpse from one.}}.
* [[Sailor Fuku]]: Wears this when she's about to receive Ronan's "punishment.".
* [[Significant Anagram]]: Her name is presumably based on the author's second girlfriend, Tina.
* [[Token Loli]]: Is described as this in Chapter 51.
second girlfriend, Tina.
* [[Unexplained Recovery]]: {{spoiler|Killed in the card duel, the last round of the tournament, by a blatant ripoff of [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Exodia]] that Ronan summons,}} but is revived after {{spoiler|Ronan saves Sakura}}.
* [[Token Mini-Moe]]: Is described as this in Chapter 51.
* [[Unexplained Recovery]]: [[spoiler:Killed in the card duel, the last round
of the tournament, by a blatant ripoff of [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Exodia]] that Ronan
summons]], but is revived after {{spoiler|Ronan saves Sakura}}.
* [[White-Haired Pretty Girl]]
* [[Who Wears Short Shorts?]]
 
 
== Antagonists ==
Line 489 ⟶ 272:
** [[Big Bad]]: The Council
** [[The Dragon]]: Madara
** [[The Evil Genius]]: The President of the Kibusi Corporation and the President of the US.
** [[The Brute]]: {{spoiler|Naruto, and later Sasuke.}}
President of the US.
** [[The Brute]]: {{spoiler|Naruto, and later Sasuke}}
** [[The Dark Chick]]: Taliana.
 
== '''Orochimaru''' ==
==
The initial main antagonist. Little else is known about him.
 
* {{spoiler|[[Bus Crash]]}}: [[{{spoiler:|The first time he's mentioned after his last fight against Ronan, it's revealed that Sasuke has absorbed him.}}
* [[Chuck Cunningham Syndrome]]: Fades from the plot in the middle of one of his evil schemes, and only comes up when his name is mistakenly used in Madara's place, and when it is mentioned that {{spoiler|Sasuke absorbed his form}}.
his last fight against Ronan, it's revealed that Sasuke has absorbed him]].
* [[Chuck Cunningham Syndrome]]: Fades from the plot in the middle of one of
his evil schemes, and only comes up when his name is mistakenly used in
Madara's place, and when it is mentioned that [[spoiler:Sasuke absorbed
his form]].
* [[Reptiles Are Abhorrent]]
* [[Scaled Up]]: The only description of him is as a giant snake. It?'s unclear whether this is based off of his true form in the manga.
unclear whether this is based off of his true form in the manga.
* [[Villain Exit Stage Left]]: Often retreats just as Ronan gains the upper hand.
* [[The Worf Effect]]: Defeats all of Team 7 in their first battle with him, which isn't too much of a deviation from canon, but then Ronan [[Curb Stomp Battle|curb stomps him]] to establish himself as more powerful than him or all of Team 7 combined.
which isn't too much of a deviation from canon, but then Ronan
[[Curb Stomp Battle|curb stomps him]] to establish himself as more
powerful than him or all of Team 7 combined.
 
== '''Madara''' ==
Orochimaru's replacement as main antagonist.
==
Orochimaru?s replacement as main antagonist.
 
* [[Bad Boss]]: Eats the slaves who fail him in his rice plantation.
* [[Big Bad]]: At first.
* [[Bond Villain Stupidity]]: Frequently has Ronan at his mercy, but in none of those situations does he try to kill him.
* [[Cut Lex Luthor a Check]]: His use of slavery aside, his rice business might have been a good way to make money.
of those situations does he try to kill him.
* {{spoiler|[[Half the Man He Used To Be]]}}: {{spoiler|How he meets his end.}}
* [[Cut Lex Luthor a Check]]: His use of slavery aside, his rice business might
have been a good way to make money.
* {{spoiler|[[Half the Man He Used To Be]]}}: {{spoiler|How he meets his end}}
* [[I Love the Dead]]: Has sex with da cooger's corpse.
* [[I'm a Humanitarian]]: Eats one of the midgets who doesn?'t work well in the fields, {{spoiler|Mandy and three of the catgirls, but it's never explained how his allergies don't kill him in that case.}}
fields, [[spoiler:Mandy and three of the catgirls, but it's never
explained how his allergies don't kill him in that case]].
* [[Katanas Are Just Better]]
* [[Large Ham]]: Likes shouting and acting dramatic.
* [[Tap on the Head]]: [[{{spoiler:|Knocks out Ronan after defeating him in Chapter 34.}}
* [[Villains Out Shopping]]: Plays ''[[Infamous (video game series)|In Famous]]'' and [[Red Dead Redemption]] late in the fic, as [[Take That|a way of showing his lack of taste]].
Chapter 34]]
* [[Weaksauce Weakness]]: {{spoiler|He is allergic to cats.}}
* [[Villains Out Shopping]]: Plays ''[[Infamous (video game series)|In Famous]]'' and
* [[Wedding Smashers]]: Shows up at Ronan's wedding to kill him {{spoiler|and temporarily succeeds}}.
[[Red Dead Redemption]] late in the fic, as [[[[Take That]] a way of showing his
* [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]]: Supposedly picked up by [[Hand Wave|going back in time]].
lack of taste]].
* {{spoiler|[[WeaksauceYou WeaknessHave Failed Me...]]}}: {{spoiler|He isgets allergica tonon-fatal catsversion of this, and is brought back.}}.
* [[Wedding Smashers]]: Shows up at Ronan?s wedding to kill him [[spoiler:and
temporarily succeeds]].
* [[Ye Olde Butchered English]]: Supposedly picked up by [[[[Hand Wave]] going back
in time]]
* {{spoiler|[[You Have Failed Me]]}} [[spoiler:He gets a non-fatal version of
this, and is brought back]].
* [[Your Mom]]: He tries to use this against Ronan, but fails.
 
== '''The Council / {{spoiler|The Illuminati}} ''' ==
Three (later retconned to two) men and two women who are in charge of the antagonists.
==
Three (later retconned to two) men and two women who are in charge of
the antagonists.
 
* [[Batman Gambit]]: [[{{spoiler:|Putting Sakura into a coma so they can bring her out of it with an antidote that turns her Christian.}}
her out of it with an antidote that turns her Christian]].
* [[Blondes Are Evil]]: The German woman.
* [[Blonde, Brunette, Redhead]]: Sort of. Although instead of three girls, the redhead is actually a male, as well as there also being a gray-haired man.
* [[The Fundamentalist|The Fundamentalists]]: All of them are Fundamentalist Christians. [[Informed Attribute|Or at least we're supposed to think so.]]
redhead is actually a male, as well as there also being a gray-haired man.
* [[The Fundamentalist|The Fundamentalists]]: All of them are
Fundamentalist Christians. [[[[Informed Attribute]] Or at least we're
supposed to think so.]]
* [[Cool Chair]]
* [[Death Glare]]: The redhead man gives Enti/Atni this.
* [[Evil Gloating]]
* [[Evil Is Petty]]: [[{{spoiler:|Kills the entire audience of the [[Cooking Duel]] after they lose.}}
after they lose]]
* [[Evil Laughter]]
* [[Evil Old Folks]]: The gray-haired man, though his age is never exactly given.
* [[Evil Redhead]]: One of the men.
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: [[{{spoiler:|The brown-haired woman and red-haired man, after they lost an eye.}}
* {{spoiler|[[Eye Scream]]}}: {{spoiler|The red-haired man lost his left eye, the brown-haired woman lost her right eye, and the other two lost both their eyes from Ronan's attack.}}
after they lost an eye]].
* {{spoiler|[[EyeFamily-Unfriendly ScreamDeath]]}}: [[{{spoiler:The|Crushed red-hairedto mandeath lostand hisurinated left eye,on.}}
* [[All Germans Are Nazis]]: The blonde woman confirms this after Ronan asks if she is a Nazi.
the brown-haired woman lost her right eye, and the other two lost both
* [[Glove Slap]]: Right across Ronan's face by the brunette and redhead after taking his duel glove off.
their eyes from Ronan's attack]]
* [[Gratuitous German]]: Sort of. In chapter 30, one of the female members of the council is [[Retcon|retconned]] to have a German accent.
* {{spoiler|[[Family-Unfriendly Death]]}}: [[spoiler:Crushed to death and
* [[I Have Your Wife]]: {{spoiler|Gets Ronan to cooperate with them by threatening Sakura and Atni's safety.}}
urinated on]].
* [[All Germans Are Nazis]]: The blonde woman confirms this after Ronan asks if
she is a Nazi.
* [[Glove Slap]]: Right across Ronan's face by the brunette and redhead after
taking his duel glove off.
* [[Gratuitous German]]: Sort of. In chapter 30, one of the female members of
the council is [[Retcon|retconned]] to have a German accent.
* [[I Have Your Wife]]: [[spoiler:Gets Ronan to cooperate with them by
threatening Sakura and Atni's safety]].
* {{spoiler|[[The Illuminati]]}}
* [[Joker Jury]]: Hold a trial for Ronan and Enti for having sex, but [[Fridge Logic|don't hand down any punishment despite convicting them]].
[[Fridge Logic|don't hand down any punishment despite convicting them]].
* [[The Man Behind the Man]]
* [[No Name Given]]: All members are referred to by their hair color (as well as [[Gratuitous German|accent]] for the blonde woman).
* [[Non-Action Big Bad]]: Their only defenses against Ronan are running away or putting up barriers.
as [[Gratuitous German|accent]] for the blonde woman).
* [[Non-Action Big Bad]]: Their only defenses against Ronan are running away or
putting up barriers.
* [[Omniscient Council of Vagueness]]
* [[Paper Fan of Doom]]: Their main choice of weapons.
* [[Piss-Take Rap]]: {{spoiler|Knocks out Ronan in Chapter 48.}}
* [[Plot-Based Voice Cancellation]]: {{spoiler|Madara?'s}} punishment.
* [[Retcon]]: Used to be three men and two women, but now is two men and two women.
* [[Right-Hand-Cat]]: They have one {{spoiler|that gets killed by Ronan to announce his return.}}
women.
* [[Sex Is Evil]]: Stated by all the members. Well, maybe except for [[Les Yay|the two females]], who concede that their lesbian sex is against Christianity, [[Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny|but do it anyway]]. Still, they all want to destroy a medallion which supposedly gives the user power to have sex for all eternity.
* [[Right-Hand-Cat]]: They have one [[spoiler:that gets killed by Ronan to
* [[Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny]]: The brown haired woman and the blond German woman, as mentioned above.
announce his return]].
* [[The Smurfette Principle]]: Averted. Two of the members are female, but this is so they can make out/have sex with each other. Interestingly enough, the female members are the most vocal and active, and have some semblance of individuality.
* [[Sex Is Evil]]: Stated by all the members. Well, maybe except for [[[[Les Yay]]
* [[Straw Feminist]]: In addition to being capitalists and Christians, they are feminists.
the two females]], who concede that their lesbian sex is against
* [[Sunglasses at Night]]: The gray-haired man and the blonde-haired woman. {{spoiler|It does make sense, though, as they have recently become blind.}}
Christianity, [[Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny|but do it anyway]]. Still, they all
* [[Tap on the Head]]: The brunette woman gives Ronan this. It's somehow [[Megaton Punch|strong enough]] to knock him out.
want to destroy a medallion which supposedly gives the user power to
* [[This Is Sparta]]:
have sex for all eternity.
{{quote|'''Brown Haired Woman''': "THIS! MEANS! WARRRRRRRRR!"}}
* [[Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny]]: The brown haired woman and the blond German
* [[Vampire Vords]]: The German Woman, despite being... well, [[Captain Obvious|German]], and not Hungarian or Eastern European as is usual for the trope.
woman, as mentioned above.
* [[The Smurfette Principle]]: Averted. Two of the members are female, but
this is so they can make out/have sex with each other. Interestingly
enough, the female members are the most vocal and active, and have some
semblance of individuality.
* [[Straw Feminist]]: In addition to being capitalists and Christians, they
are feminists.
* [[Sunglasses At Night]]: The gray-haired man and the blonde-haired woman.
{{spoiler|It does make sense, though, as they have recently become blind}}.
* [[Tap on the Head]]: The brunette woman gives Ronan this. It's somehow
[[Megaton Punch|strong enough]] to knock him out.
* [[This Is Sparta]]
{{quote|'''Brown Haired Woman''': "THIS! MEANS! WARRRRRRRRR!"
}}
* [[Vampire Vords]]: The German Woman, despite being... well,
[[Captain Obvious|German]], and not Hungarian or Eastern European as is
usual for the trope.
* [[Villainous Breakdown]]: Chapter 67 after {{spoiler|Ronan's resurrection}}.
* [[Villains Want Mercy]]: [[{{spoiler:|They beg for their lives once Ronan corners them. The women are willing to be Ronan's sex slaves and the men are willing to be his household servants, but neither will convert to atheism and "logicalness", and are killed for it.}}
* [[Weaksauce Weakness]]: {{spoiler|Atheistic videos that are too "logical".}}
corners them. The women are willing to be Ronan's sex slaves and the men
* [[You Have Failed Me...]]: {{spoiler|Kills the president of the Kibusi Corporation, gives Madara a horrifying punishment and drops Taliana down a trap door.}}
are willing to be his household servants, but neither will convert to
atheism and "logicalness", and are killed for it]].
* [[Weaksauce Weakness]]: {{spoiler|Atheistic videos that are too "logical"}}.
* [[You Have Failed Me]]: [[spoiler:Kills the president of the Kibusi
Corporation, gives Madara a horrifying punishment and drops Taliana down
a trap door]]
 
== '''President of the Kibusi Corporation''' ==
The president of a corporation that exists in this version of the Narutoverse. {{spoiler|He tries to set a trap for Ronan in the "Sibone" theater, but it fails. He is killed for this failure, and then replaced by a second president, who is later on killed by Ronan after not being of use to the council anymore.}}
==
 
The president of a corporation that exists in this version of the
* [[Arc Villain]]: The most prominent antagonist while {{spoiler|Ronan is looking for a cure for Sakura's coma}}.
Narutoverse. [[spoiler:He tries to set a trap for Ronan in the "Sibone"
* [[Authority Equals Asskicking]]: {{spoiler|The second one has special powers and defeats Ronan in a fight.}}
theater, but it fails. He is killed for this failure, and then replaced
by a second president, who is later on killed by Ronan after not being
of use to the council anymore]].
* [[Arc Villain]]: The most prominent antagonist while [[spoiler:Ronan is
looking for a cure for Sakura's coma]].
* [[Authority Equals Asskicking]]: [[spoiler:The second one has special powers
and defeats Ronan in a fight]]
* [[Badass in a Nice Suit]]
* [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]]
* [[Do Not Adjust Your Set]]: Uses the Sibone Theater to deliver an announcement for Ronan and {{spoiler|detonate a bomb intended to kill him}}.
* {{spoiler|[[Unexplained Recovery]]}}: {{spoiler|Comes back with no explanation after being killed for his failure, but it's revealed in Chapter 37 that it is indeed another person in the same position.}}
for Ronan and {{spoiler|detonate a bomb intended to kill him}}
* {{spoiler|[[UnexplainedWe RecoveryHardly Knew Ye]]}}: [[{{spoiler:Comes|The backfirst withone, nokilled off in his third appearance, two chapters after his introduction.}}
* {{spoiler|[[You Have Failed Me...]]}}: {{spoiler|The first one is killed after the theater bomb fails to kill Ronan. The second one is abandoned by the Council for his failures.}}
explanation after being killed for his failure, but it's revealed in
Chapter 37 that it is indeed another person in the same position]].
* {{spoiler|[[We Hardly Knew Ye]]}}: [[spoiler:The first one, killed off in his
third appearance, two chapters after his introduction.]]
* {{spoiler|[[You Have Failed Me]]}}: [[spoiler:The first one is killed after
the theater bomb fails to kill Ronan. The second one is abandoned by the
Council for his failures]]
 
== '''The President''' ==
The President of the United States, who works to advance the "evil capitalist agenda". It's unknown if this president is actually Barack Obama, or simply a fictional stand-in President.
==
The President of the United States, who works to advance the ?evil
capitalist agenda?. It's unknown if this president is actually Barack
Obama, or simply a fictional stand-in President.
 
* {{spoiler|[[Goodbye, Cruel World]]}}: [[{{spoiler:|His last words, although it isn't a suicide.}}
isn't a suicide.]]
* [[President Evil]]
* {{spoiler|[[Railing Kill]]}}: {{spoiler|How he is killed.}}
 
== '''The Seven Swordsmen of the Mist''' ==
In this version, these swordsmen serve the President of the Kibusi Corporation, who has brainwashed them and forced them to convert to Christianity. The only named members are Kisame, [[Filler Villain|Raiga]] and Zabuza.
==
In this version, these swordsmen serve the President of the Kibusi
Corporation, who has brainwashed them and forced them to convert to
Christianity. The only named members are Kisame, [[Filler Villain|Raiga]]
and Zabuza.
 
* [[Brainwashed]]: The reason why Kisame is not working with Akatsuki, [[Fridge Logic|even though he's still on the same side as Madara.]]
* [[Curb Stomp Battle]]: All of them are defeated easily, but the four unnamed ones are dispatched especially easily. Two of them even get killed by Kakashi (while he won against Zabuza in canon, he's almost completely useless here).
[[Fridge Logic|even though he's still on the same side as Madara]].
* [[CurbMaking Stompa BattleSplash]]: All of them arehave defeatedwater easily,jutsus. butZabuza thecan foureven flood the unnamedstairs.
* [[Punched Across the Room]]: {{spoiler|Raiga.}}
ones are dispatched especially easily. Two of them even get killed by
* [[Red Eyes, Take Warning]]: [[Glowing Eyes]].
Kakashi (while he won against Zabuza in canon, he's almost completely
* [[Slashed Throat]]: {{spoiler|Zabuza.}}
useless here).
* [[Making a Splash]]: All of them have water jutsus. Zabuza can even flood
the stairs.
* [[Punched Across the Room]]: {{spoiler|Raiga}}
* [[Red Eyes, Take Warning]] / [[Glowing Eyes]]
* [[Slashed Throat]]: {{spoiler|Zabuza}}.
 
 
== Other Characters ==
 
== '''Edfred'''
== '''Edfred''' ==
==
He?'s a shopkeeper who doesn?'t like Ronan.
 
* [[Badass Gay]]
* [[Big Damn Heroes]]: {{spoiler|In Benji's ending.}}
* [[Camp Gay]]
* [[Dirty Coward]]: The author wants him to be seen as one for not helping out against Madara.
* [[Hero Antagonist]]: Comes off as this.
out against Madara.
* [[Jerkass]]: [[Designated Villain|Supposedly.]]
* [[Hero Antagonist]]: Comes off as this
* [[Long Bus Trip]]: According to [[Word of God|the author]], he won't be appearing any more, since the author dislikes him. {{spoiler|He reappears in Benji's ending.}}
* [[Jerkass]]: [[Designated Villain|Supposedly]]
* [[Manly Gay]]: Yes, he's both. Mostly due to his flamboyant mannerisms, but simultaneous ability to kick ass.
* [[Long Bus Trip]]: According to [[Word of God|the author]], he won?t be
* [[Mary Sue Hunter]]: {{spoiler|In Benji's ending.}}
appearing any more, since the author dislikes him. [[spoiler: He
reappears in Benji's ending.]]
* [[Manly Gay]]: Yes, he's both. Mostly due to his flamboyant mannerisms, but
simultaneous ability to kick ass.
* [[Mary Sue Hunter]]: {{spoiler|In Benji's ending.}}
* [[No Indoor Voice]]
* [[Not Worth Killing]]: In Chapter 31, Ronan sets up a force field so he can leave without having to fight him and Muskoka, not wanting to humiliate them by defeating them.
* [[Plot Armor]]: Ronan beats him up but doesn't kill him, the reason for this being that Benji had paid Jake to keep the character alive, most likely [[Genre Savvy|knowing]] he'd be killed by Ronan otherwise.
leave without having to fight him and Muskoka, not wanting to humiliate
them by defeating them.
* [[Plot Armor]]: Ronan beats him up but doesn't kill him, the reason for
this being that Benji had paid Jake to keep the character alive, most
likely [[Genre Savvy|knowing]] he'd be killed by Ronan otherwise.
* [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness]]: His typical way of speaking.
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]: When he curses.
* [[What the Hell, Hero?]]: Frequently calls Ronan out on his actions, although as stated above, [[Informed Wrongness|this is supposed to be seen as a bad thing.]]
* [[X Meets Y]]: Is described as looking kind of like "a cross between Xander Cohen from ''[[BioShock (series)]]'' and Archie "Snake" Simpson from ''[[Degrassi]]''" in Benji's text. Considering Jake had previously bashed Benji for liking both of these things, it's likely he used these characters to describe Edfred as a sort of [[Stealth Insult]]/[[Writer Revolt]] against Jake.
as stated above, [[[[Informed Wrongness]] this is supposed to be seen as a
bad thing.]]
* [[X Meets Y]]: Is described as looking kind of like "a cross between Xander
Cohen from ''[[Bioshock]]'' and Archie "Snake" Simpson from
''[[Degrassi]]''" in Benji's text. Considering Jake had previously
bashed Benji for liking both of these things, it's likely he used these
characters to describe Edfred as a sort of [[[[Stealth Insult]] Stealth
Insult]]/[[Writer Revolt]] against Jake.
 
== '''Tadashiharakumaie''' ==
==
An original character based off of the author's real life friend, Danny.
 
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* [[Black Best Friend]]: Possibly, if he is based off his inspiration.
* [[Chuck Cunningham Syndrome]]: Disappears after the [[Cooking Duel]].
* [[Mr. Exposition]]: Most often appears to talk about upcoming events, such as the parade and cooking duel.
as the parade and cooking duel.
* [[Overly Long Name]]
 
== '''Nanor/Ekaj''' ==
{{spoiler|Somehow has Ronan and Naruto as his fathers, and Sakura as his mother.}}
==
[[spoiler:Somehow has Ronan and Naruto as his fathers, and Sakura as his
mother]]
 
* {{spoiler|[[Adam and Eve Plot]]}}: [[{{spoiler:|Charged with repopulating the world.}}
* [[Beta Couple]]: {{spoiler|With Atni.}}
world]]
* [[Generation Xerox]]: {{spoiler|His sex drive is as powerful as his father's; shortly after he's born, he's already having sex.}}
* [[Beta Couple]]: {{spoiler|With Atni}}.
* [[Informed Ability]]: Supposedly inherited powers from {{spoiler|Ronan and Naruto}}, but is never seen using them; the only indication that he got any from the former is that he's the only character besides Ronan who consistently wins.
* [[Generation Xerox]]: [[spoiler:His sex drive is as powerful as his
father's; shortly after he's born, he's already having sex]].
* [[Informed Ability]]: Supposedly inherited powers from [[spoiler:Ronan and
Naruto]], but is never seen using them; the only indication that he got
any from the former is that he's the only character besides Ronan who
consistently wins.
* [[The Lancer]]: To Ronan in the final battle.
* [[Manly Tears]]: {{spoiler|After Ronan's death in Chapter 65.}}.
* [[Plot-Relevant Age-Up]]: The moment he's born, he's twelve years old already.
* [[Sdrawkcab Name]]: Of Ronan {{spoiler|his father}}, and later the author.
* [[Sudden Name Change]]: Changes his name to "Ekaj" in Chapter 63. [[Author Avatar|It's "Jake" spelled backwards.]]
* [[Younger Than They Look]]: Comes out of the womb as a 12-year-old.
[[Author Avatar|It's "Jake" spelled backwards.]]
* [[Younger Than They Look]]: Comes out of the womb as a 12 year old.
 
== '''Bob''' ==
The (temporary) Host of The Hineki Kojiyoshai Show ("Hineki Kojiyoshai" supposedly [[Critical Research Failure|meaning "DNA Tests For Whores" in Japanese]], according to the narrative). Only appears in one chapter, Chapter 60.
==
 
* [[AcCENT Upon the Wrong SylLABle]]: Surprisingly. Even more surprising that Jake was able to properly write as such.
The (temporary) Host of The Hineki Kojiyoshai Show ("Hineki Kojiyoshai"
* [[Agony of the Feet]]: One of the variants. When Ronan finds out he's only part the father of Ekaj, he kicks Bob in the legs out of anger.
supposedly [[[[Critical Research Failure]] meaning "DNA Tests For Whores" in
* [[Artistic License Biology]]: His explanation for how both Ronan and Naruto (though mostly Ronan) are Ekaj's father throws even the most rudimentary laws of biology out the window.
Japanese]], according to the narrative). Only appears in one chapter,
* [[Butt Monkey]]: For the short time that he appears, he is subject to quite a bit of abuse from Ronan. Not that it's out of character for Ronan to do such, but still.
Chapter 60.
* [[Expy]]: Seems to be a rather bizarre one of Maury Povich from ''[[Maury]]''. Also may be one of [[Manos: The Hands of Fate|Torgo]].
 
* [[AcCENT Upon the Wrong SylLABle]]: Surprisingly. Even more surprising that
Jake was able to properly write as such.
* [[Agony of the Feet]]: One of the variants. When Ronan finds out he's only
part the father of Ekaj, he kicks Bob in the legs out of anger.
* [[Artistic License Biology]]: His explanation for how both Ronan and Naruto
(though mostly Ronan) are Ekaj's father throws even the most rudimentary
laws of biology out the window.
* [[Butt Monkey]]: For the short time that he appears, he is subject to quite
a bit of abuse from Ronan. Not that it's out of character for Ronan to
do such, but still.
* [[Expy]]: Seems to be a rather bizarre one of Maury Povich from
''[[Maury]]''. Also may be one of [[Manos: The Hands of Fate|Torgo]].
* [[Guest Host]]: Apparently, he's just filling in for the usual host.
* [[One-Scene Wonder|One Chapter Wonder]]
* [[Scary Shiny Glasses]]: Somewhat [[Subverted Trope|subverted]]. While it is mentioned that Bob's glasses are very shiny, he is never shown to be evil or bad in any way.
mentioned that Bob's glasses are very shiny, he is never shown to be
evil or bad in any way.
 
== '''Muskoka'''
==
 
== '''Muskoka''' ==
Edfred's boyfriend - he appears in Chapter 31, and [[spoiler: Benji's
Edfred's boyfriend - he appears in Chapter 31, and {{spoiler|Benji's ending}}.
ending]].
 
* [[Awesome McCoolname]]: His full name is Muskoka J. Tuddrussel. Muskoka is the name of group of lakes and District Municipality in [[Canada, Eh?|Ontario, Canada]]. J might be a [[Shout-Out]] to [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson's middle name]], and Tuddrussel ''has'' to be a shout out to [[Time Squad|Buck Tuddrussel]].
the name of group of lakes and District Municipality in [[[[Canada, Eh?]]
Ontario, Canada]]. J might be a [[Shout-Out]] to [[[[The Simpsons]]
Homer Simpson's middle name]], and Tuddrussel ''has'' to be a shout out
to [[Time Squad|Buck Tuddrussel]].
* [[Bi the Way]]: To quote Edfred...:
{{quote|"MY BOYFRIEND IS NOT HOMOSEXUAL LIKE MYSELF, BUT RATHER BISEXUAL."}}
* [[But Not Too Bi]]: Only ever displays an attraction to men, but this may be due to the relatively short time in which we see him.
}}
* [[Genius Bruiser]]/[[Heroic Build]]: Is described as "big nd muscley" by Ronan, and he appears to be quite intelligent, like Edfred.
* [[But Not Too Bi]]: Only ever displays an attraction to men, but this may be
due to the relatively short time in which we see him.
* [[Genius Bruiser]]/[[Heroic Build]]: Is described as "big nd muscley" by
Ronan, and he appears to be quite intelligent, like Edfred.
* {{spoiler|[[Mary Sue Hunter]]}}
* [[No Bisexuals]]: Ronan tries to apply this to him.
* [[Not Worth Killing]]: In Chapter 31, Ronan sets up a force field so he can leave without having to fight him and Edfred, not wanting to humiliate them by defeating them.
* [[Invisible to Gaydar|Straight Bi]]
leave without having to fight him and Edfred, not wanting to humiliate
them by defeating them.
* [[Straight Gay|Straight Bi]]
 
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