Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide/Characters: Difference between revisions

== Students ==

=== Ned Bigby ===

[[The Hero]] and a fairly nice average guy who gives people tips to survive school and often comes up with zany schemes to tackle his problems.

=== Jennifer "Moze" Mosely ===

The sensible one of the main trio and a dedicated volleyball player.

=== Simon Nelson "Cookie" Cook ===

The nerd of the group and a "self-proclaimed" cyborg who also gets caught up in wacky schemes, usually lacking even less in the common sense department than Ned's.

=== Suzie Crabgrass ===

One of the most popular girls in school and the object of Ned's affection for the first two seasons and girlfriend in the third, as well as Moze's best friend who's a girl and volleyball co-captain

=== Billy Loomer ===

The school bully who frequently targets Ned and has a crush on Moze. He dated Suzie for most of season 2.

=== Lisa Zemo ===

A nerdy girl with a crush on Cookie that he generally ignored for seasons 1 and 2. Eventually had her braces removed and got contacts, getting the attention of a considerable amount of boys, including Cookie.

=== Missy Meany ===

The most popular girl in school and a total bitch. Eventually develops a psychotic obsession with Ned.

* [[Meaningful Name]]

* [[Stalker with a Crush]]: On Ned.

'''Ned:''' Because reason doesn't work on crazy people! }}

* [[Suspiciously Similar Substitute]]: There was a different [[Alpha Bitch]] named "Bitsy" in a couple episodes of Season 1. Missy took over in Season 2 and Bitsy [[Chuck Cunningham Syndrome|vanished without a trace.]]

=== Famen Fourtune ===

Moze's Brazilian love interest for Season 3.

=== Coconut Head ===

[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|A kid with a bowl haircut.]]

=== Martin Qwerly ===

A peppy overachiever and [[Motor Mouth]]

=== Backpack Boy ===

[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|A boy whose always wearing a backpack, and has a wide collection of them for any occasion.]]

=== Claire Sawyer, [[Insistent Terminology|Future Lawyer]] ===

A girl who plans on becoming a lawyer and thus plays lawyer to the main and side characters on numerous occasions.

** Ironically the one time Ned deliberately called for her, she didn't appear right away. Ned had to actually shout her name for her to show up.

* [[The Stoic]]:

''Claire (Mad)'': Yes, I am. }}

=== Scoop ===

The school newshound and photographer.

=== Gordy ===

The school Day Janitor who helps the kids with their problems and is essentially a fourth member of the main trio.

=== Vice-Principal Crubbs ===

The Vice Principal of the School who acts like a cop and hams it up.

=== Mr. Sweeney ===

The science teacher who is seen as a [[Sadist Teacher]] by most of the students.

=== Mr./Dr. Wright ===

The season 2 history teacher and Season 3 principal after Principal Pal retires

=== Mr. Chopsaw ===

The Woodshop Teacher and Moze's mentor.

=== iTeacher ===

A teacher who uses a computer to teach math from home.

=== Mr. Monroe ===

The flamboyant Life Science and Health teacher, as well as editor of the school newspaper.

=== Lunch Lady Rose ===

The school lunch lady who can see the future in beans.

=== Principal Irving Pal ===

The school's principal, who later becomes the school history teacher after he retires from being the principal.