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There's no way the Super-Tramp 3000 would've carried Cookie that far without grievous permanent injury; no way could Moze have built a fully-functioning two-story volcano inside the school in a couple of days; no way could Ned have been so oddly disfigured by his attempts to "look strong" only to revert to his normal self when he finally let his breath out - not by ''natural'' laws. Polk being a [[Wizarding School]] would explain a lot.
There's no way the Super-Tramp 3000 would've carried Cookie that far without grievous permanent injury; no way could Moze have built a fully-functioning two-story volcano inside the school in a couple of days; no way could Ned have been so oddly disfigured by his attempts to "look strong" only to revert to his normal self when he finally let his breath out - not by ''natural'' laws. Polk being a [[Wizarding School]] would explain a lot.


The second part of the assertion takes more stretching; you'll have to accept the theories offered on the [[Harry Potter (Franchise)/WMG|Harry Potter]] page about electronics and the UK Ministry of Magic. But J.K. Rowling has said that British and American wizarding culture "aren't necessarily" as closely related as in [[Real Life]].
The second part of the assertion takes more stretching; you'll have to accept the theories offered on the [[Harry Potter/WMG|Harry Potter]] page about electronics and the UK Ministry of Magic. But J.K. Rowling has said that British and American wizarding culture "aren't necessarily" as closely related as in [[Real Life]].


And then there was the time that [[New Transfer Student|new kid]] wore a full Gryffindor House [[Transfer Student Uniforms|uniform on his first day]]. You'd think someone, somewhere along the way, would've told him to show up in jeans and a t-shirt, especially if it's part of [[The Masquerade]]. Apparently not.
And then there was the time that [[New Transfer Student|new kid]] wore a full Gryffindor House [[Transfer Student Uniforms|uniform on his first day]]. You'd think someone, somewhere along the way, would've told him to show up in jeans and a t-shirt, especially if it's part of [[The Masquerade]]. Apparently not.