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{{trope}}
[[File:wonderella_was_not_a_nerd_3538wonderella was not a nerd 3538.jpg|link=The Non-Adventures of Wonderella|rightframe|[http://nonadventures.com/2011/06/04/immaculate-reception/ Her arch nemesis is such a geek.]]]
 
{{quote|Q: [[The Dog Shot First|Who shot first?]] [[Star Wars|Han or Greedo?]]<br />
A: [[You Need to Get Laid|Sleep with somebody.]]|''[[Ask That Guy With The Glasses]]''}}
|''[[Ask That Guy With The Glasses]]''}}
 
If you are a nerd, then as far as fictional media are concerned, you have ''never'' gotten laid, very likely haven't gotten to first base, may have never ever stepped up to bat -- andbat—and quite possibly have never so much as wandered within a mile of the ballpark.
{{quote|Q: [[The Dog Shot First|Who shot first?]] [[Star Wars|Han or Greedo?]]<br />
A: [[You Need to Get Laid|Sleep with somebody.]]|''[[Ask That Guy With The Glasses]]''}}
 
If you are a nerd, then as far as fictional media are concerned, you have ''never'' gotten laid, very likely haven't gotten to first base, may have never ever stepped up to bat -- and quite possibly have never so much as wandered within a mile of the ballpark.
 
Now, this does have some real life basis, in that some nerds and geeks do lack some social skills, and take up unusual interests as a way to fill the gap in their lives (or, more unfortunately, fail to develop social skills ''because'' of said interests).
 
This trope can apply to female nerds as easily as male nerds, but thanks to the [[Double Standard]], the males are far more likely to [[All Men Are Perverts|find unwholesome outlets for their unexpressed sexuality]], virginity notwithstanding. In fact, male nerds have just as much chance of being the [[Casanova Wannabe]] as any other type of male character. Some males (and a rare female or two) may try to [[Of Course I'm Not a Virgin|deny their virginity]], out of [[Sex as Rite-Ofof-Passage|fear of losing face]], but thanks to their nerdy exteriors, they are unlikely to be believed by other characters, [[Blatant Lies|if they even have the social graces to spin a convincing lie in the first place]].
 
There is also a general perception that a nerd's level of nerdiness is inversely proportionate to their chances of losing their virginity, which is a big reason that [[Even Nerds Have Standards]]. It also means that some nerds will deny at least some aspects of their nerdiness.
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In non-mainstream works, this trope shows up less frequently, although some cases are deliberate aversions and some are just [[Author Appeal]].
 
If the nerds are the main characters, there is a high chance they ''won't'' be virgins by the end of the movie/book/first season of the show, because [[Nature Abhors a Virgin|virginity is a tragic flaw]] and [[Sex as Rite-Ofof-Passage|heroes always overcome their flaws]]. Make that a very, very high chance [[Coming of Age Story|if said heroes]] [[A Man Is Not a Virgin|are male]].
 
Note this doesn't prevent a [[Nerdgasm]].
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Contrast [[Nerds Are Sexy]].
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{{noreallife|this is a trope about how characters are depicted in media.}}
 
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== Comic Books ==
* An issue of the [[Marvel Comics]]' [[Captain Mar-Vell]] used this trope when an evil sorcerer needed to sacrifice virgins to summon a demon and tried to use a comic book store's customers for that purpose.
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* In ''[[The Breakfast Club]]'', Brian Johnson, the "brain" is a virgin... but so are Claire (the princess) and Alison (the basket case). [[Unfortunate Implications|However, Alison and Claire both get together with Bender and Andy at the end, while Brian is left alone and single.]]
* Implied in ''[[Dead Poets Society]]'':
{{quote| [[The Smart Guy|Meeks]]: I'll try anything once! <br />
[[Jerk with a Heart of Gold|Charlie]]: Except sex! }}
* Heavily averted in ''[[American Pie]]'': the biggest nerds (band geeks) are also the sluttiest.
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** In one of these stories, the girl ''worked at the comic shop the poster frequented'', where she '''sold him''' most of the nerdy stuff. Somehow things didn't click for her until she got back to his place.
* [[Zero Punctuation|Yahtzee]] alludes to this in his review of [[Catherine]]:
{{quote| (Increasingly amused) "... there's a moral choice aspect where you answer questions based on your own substantial experience with relationships *stifled laughter* "}}
** And the accompanying visual is of a fat glasses-wearing guy sitting next to a blow-up doll.
 
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* The ''[[Star Trek]]'' episode of ''[[Futurama]]'' mentions that in Earth's past, Trekkies, after the show became a worldwide religion, were executed by being thrown into a volcano because it was "the manner best befitting virgins." Considering how many of the show's staff are themselves Trekkies, nerds or holders of advanced degrees there was a definite [[Take That Us]] vibe to the scene.
* There is a [[Cutaway Gag]] on ''[[Family Guy]]'' where a terrorist goes to heaven to get his "72 virgins", only to find a group of (male) nerds playing ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]''.
{{quote| "OSAAMAAA!!"}}
* The Comic Book Guy in ''[[The Simpsons]]'' lost his virginity to Agnes Skinner when he was in his forties.
** Principal Skinner, who is pretty square himself, apparently lost his to Mrs. Krabappel when he was in his early 40s.
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== Real Life ==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20140105205033/http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/intercourse-and-intelligence.php A survey] showed that students at elite US colleges were far more likely to be virgins than the population at large (e.g., Harvard 41% were virgins, Princeton 44% and MIT 49%, versus 13% of college students at large.) Even 35% of grad students at MIT were still virgins! You could also find similar results by breaking it down by majors with high and low GRE scores for Wellesly students: "0% of studio art majors were virgins, but 72% of biology majors were virgins, and 83% of biochem and math majors were virgins!". The page also notes that this doesn't seemed to be entirely explained by the common rational of this being completely involuntary (though that seems to explain part of it) as MIT students (particularly the female ones) were also much less likely to have [[A Date with Rosie Palms]] than the population at large.
* The etymology of the word bachelor also seems to bear this trope out: since most people in university or apprenticeship programs were/are young, single and their studies did not grant much time nor resources to actively court someone, the term (which had it's school-based definition first) slowly became a synonym for any single male. In other words, they were too busy studying to date.
* This is much less true when it's Nerd On Nerd, especially now that the Internet makes us less isolated from each other. Many conventions are notorious for some people attempting to make the [[Free-Love Future]] a reality one hotel room at a time...
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