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{{quote|''"Don't ''screw'' with ''me'', Bert."''|'''Martha''', ''[[Arthur (film)|Arthur]]''}}
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'''Granny Weatherwax:''' Oh, yes. Lots
'''Tiffany:''' And they don't try to attack you?
'''Granny (in a self-satisfied voice):''' Not anymore.
|''[[A Hat Full of Sky]]''}}
{{quote|'''I told her that,' said Granny Weatherwax, who had walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all her life in the certain knowledge that the darkness held nothing more terrible than she was.''|''[[
{{quote|''And if you're wondering why Ultimate Nag didn't fear the PTA like Ms. Forehead did, it's because Ultimate Nag is a Japanese Obachan and they simply feel no fear nor pain of death. This is why you can't make a movie or anything featuring a little old Japanese lady in mortal danger, because it just doesn't work. You could have the monster from Aliens breathing it's hot, musty breath into the Japanese obasan's face, and then it would open its ferocious-toothed mouth and the little Alien head would emerge and also breathe it's hot, slimy breath on the obasan, and she'd just slap the shit outta both of them. And then she'd take the alien's seat on the train, cause that's how they roll.''|'''Azrael''', ''[http://www.outpostnine.com/gaijin_smash/2006/10/chain-smoking.html Gaijin Smash]''}}
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{{quote|''"Ha! Not bad for a hunnert'n ninety-seven year-old blind lady!"''|'''Mama Odie''', ''[[The Princess and the Frog]]''}}
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