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* 77-year-old Avis Blakeslee was attacked by a rabid fox. She caught it and held it down until help arrived.
* An old Texas grandmother and her granddaughter were at home one night when a robber broke in. The granddaughter rushed to the phone and called 911. Granny pulled out a revolver and opened fire. When interviewed later on the news, she apologized... for swearing at the robber.
* [https://www.aol.com/article/news/2019/11/25/82-year-old-woman-beats-down-home-intruder-he-picked-the-wrong-house/23867381/ Burglar breaks into a house in Rouchester, NY, and gets his ass handed to him by the owner, 82 year old (and award-winning bodybuilder) Willie Murphy.]
* An 88-year-old Oregon woman returned from picking up logs for her stove to find a nude intruder in her home. When he tried to push her face first into a chair, she reached back and [[Groin Attack|yanked his testicles]]. He fled, injured, and was apprehended.
* A 72-year-old former sprinter [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4602626/Teenage-handbag-thief-outpaced-by-72-year-old-ex-sprinter.html outpaced the teenager] trying to steal her handbag.
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