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* The Celestials telling <s>Machine Man</s> Aaron Stack exactly what they think of him. Complete with "L-for-loser" hand sign. |
* The Celestials telling <s>Machine Man</s> Aaron Stack exactly what they think of him. Complete with "L-for-loser" hand sign. |
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* '''FIN FANG FOOM!''' |
* '''FIN FANG FOOM!''' |
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{{quote|Has been burning with the need to mate since 1956! |
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'''FIN FANG FOOM!''' |
'''FIN FANG FOOM!''' |
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Has absolutely no genitals whatsoever! |
Has absolutely no genitals whatsoever! |
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'''FIN FANG FOOM!''' |
'''FIN FANG FOOM!''' |
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Oh, you cannot imagine how annoyed he is. }} |
Oh, you cannot imagine how annoyed he is. }} |
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* {{spoiler|A giant red dinosaur in a smoking jacket holding a gun.}} [[This Troper]] had it as his [[Facebook]] picture for a while, to the confusion and amusement of all. |
* {{spoiler|A giant red dinosaur in a smoking jacket holding a gun.}} [[This Troper]] had it as his [[Facebook]] picture for a while, to the confusion and amusement of all. |
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* "Oh my god. They ''explode!'' My life has taken on new meaning." |
* "Oh my god. They ''explode!'' My life has taken on new meaning." |
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* Dread Rorkannu shows us how to always keep a poker face while negotiating. |
* Dread Rorkannu shows us how to always keep a poker face while negotiating. |
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{{quote|'''Yes!''' ''I HAVE A HUNDRED OF THE EARTH DOLLARS!'' [Ahem] Your offer is acceptable. |
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And the girls. I like those "Suicide Girls." On the website. The girls with tattoos and piercings. I like those. No blondes. }} |
And the girls. I like those "Suicide Girls." On the website. The girls with tattoos and piercings. I like those. No blondes. }} |
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* This little exchange: |
* This little exchange: |
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{{quote|'''Tabby''' (kicking a cop): "I ''hate'' cops! Because, like, cops keep ''arresting'' me and stuff? For ''stealing?'' Like stealing's a ''crime'' or something?" |
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'''Aaron:''' "Hey! What's going on?" |
'''Aaron:''' "Hey! What's going on?" |
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'''Tabby:''': "He's a ''cop'', Aaron!" |
'''Tabby:''': "He's a ''cop'', Aaron!" |
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'''Aaron'''(joins in the kicking): "Cops -- the most annoying fleshy ones of '''all'''!" }} |
'''Aaron'''(joins in the kicking): "Cops -- the most annoying fleshy ones of '''all'''!" }} |
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* "The little guy did something to your heads. [[The Ditz|I]] gave him the explodo because [[Too Dumb to Fool|I am clever]]." |
* "The little guy did something to your heads. [[The Ditz|I]] gave him the explodo because [[Too Dumb to Fool|I am clever]]." |
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** Pretty much the whole book is [[TV Tropes Made of Win Archive]]. Go and read it already. |
** Pretty much the whole book is [[TV Tropes Made of Win Archive]]. Go and read it already. |
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** It even has a theme song: |
** It even has a theme song: |
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{{quote|''Monica! Is gonna microwave your [bleep]! |
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Tabby! Is going to steal all your stuff! |
Tabby! Is going to steal all your stuff! |
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Aaron! [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Is going to organise your sock drawer.]]<br /> |
Aaron! [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Is going to organise your sock drawer.]]<br /> |
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Elsa! Is gonna speak with an accent!<br /> |
Elsa! Is gonna speak with an accent!<br /> |
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The Captain! '''His name is the Captain!''''' }} |
The Captain! '''His name is the Captain!''''' }} |
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* Dirk Anger. Whenever he is on a panel, hilarity ensues. The guy is a walking, talking, dress-wearing, ice-cream chugging [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]. |
* Dirk Anger. Whenever he is on a panel, hilarity ensues. The guy is a walking, talking, dress-wearing, ice-cream chugging [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]. |
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{{quote|'''Dirk Anger:''' "So you're the fresh fish, huh? New H.A.T.E. trainees, wondering if you're going to make the grade as full agents. You know who I am? I'm Dirk Anger, director of H.A.T.E. I've been director of H.A.T.E. for longer than you've been alive. Except maybe you. You look kinda old." |
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'''Recruit:''' "I'm thirty, sir." |
'''Recruit:''' "I'm thirty, sir." |
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'''Dirk Anger:''' "Thirty? You look like a bag of dried buttskin. I'm older'n you. I'm ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. Special H.A.T.E. drugs. Life-extending drugs. H.A.T.E. has the best drugs. Because H.A.T.E. loves me. And I love H.A.T.E. Every day of my horrible drug-extended terrorist-fighting life. Every day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. And dinner is meat. Raw meat. The cook serves me an entire animal and I fight it bare-handed and tear off what I want and eat it and have the rest buried. In '''New Jersey'''! For H.A.T.E.!" }} |
'''Dirk Anger:''' "Thirty? You look like a bag of dried buttskin. I'm older'n you. I'm ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. Special H.A.T.E. drugs. Life-extending drugs. H.A.T.E. has the best drugs. Because H.A.T.E. loves me. And I love H.A.T.E. Every day of my horrible drug-extended terrorist-fighting life. Every day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. And dinner is meat. Raw meat. The cook serves me an entire animal and I fight it bare-handed and tear off what I want and eat it and have the rest buried. In '''New Jersey'''! For H.A.T.E.!" }} |
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** The sad fate of Father [[Killer Robot|Blood Drench Robo Crush]]. |
** The sad fate of Father [[Killer Robot|Blood Drench Robo Crush]]. |
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* More meta, but this troper finds the Wikipedia page for [[wikipedia:Dirk Anger|Dirk Anger]] to be ''hilarious'', if only because it tries to summarize the character's traits and participation in the series with [[The Comically Serious|complete seriousness]]. |
* More meta, but this troper finds the Wikipedia page for [[wikipedia:Dirk Anger|Dirk Anger]] to be ''hilarious'', if only because it tries to summarize the character's traits and participation in the series with [[The Comically Serious|complete seriousness]]. |
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* The series of around six consecutive splash pages in the penultimate issue. The last image is captioned as such: |
* The series of around six consecutive splash pages in the penultimate issue. The last image is captioned as such: |
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{{quote|Nextwave: Blatantly wasting your money since 2006.}} |
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* "Special bear?" "Special bear is ''dead''." |
* "Special bear?" "Special bear is ''dead''." |
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* Two words: {{spoiler|''Elvis M.O.D.O.K.s''}}. |
* Two words: {{spoiler|''Elvis M.O.D.O.K.s''}}. |