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** The sequel ''[[Musashi: Samurai Legend]]'' gives us the Ninjaroid enemies; ninja androids.
** The sequel ''[[Musashi: Samurai Legend]]'' gives us the Ninjaroid enemies; ninja androids.
** In fact, both games involve using a [[Dual-Wielding|duel wielding]] [[Miyamoto Musashi|samurai]] to [[Save the Princess|save a princess.]]
** In fact, both games involve using a [[Dual-Wielding|duel wielding]] [[Miyamoto Musashi|samurai]] to [[Save the Princess|save a princess.]]
* Oh, ''[[Super Smash Bros]]''. As of ''Brawl'', the roster includes two [[Super Mario Bros.|fire-throwing plumbers]], [[Earthbound|two]] [[Mother 3|psychic]] children, a [[Yoshis Island|dinosaur that can turn into a dragon]], a [[Super Mario Bros.|turtle-dragon]], [[Donkey Kong Country|two monkeys]] (well, all right, a monkey with a jetpack who shoots his enemies with peanuts and a bongo-playing ''ape'' wearing a tie), a [[Kirby|penguin with a sledgehammer]], a robot with laser eyes, a [[Kid Icarus|warrior angel]] with [[Improbable Aiming Skills]] and a [[Dual-Wielding]] [[Swiss Army Weapon]], some [[Star Fox (series)|furry space mercenaries who drive tanks]], a [[Samus Is a Girl|female]] [[Metroid|space mercenary in a battlesuit]], [[F-Zero|a race car driver/bounty hunter]], a [[Super Mario Bros.|princess who fights with an umbrella]], a [[The Legend of Zelda|magic princess/ninja]] (who, in her own series, has a magic princess pirate counterpart), an [[Pikmin|astronaut leading flower aliens]], a [[The Legend of Zelda|badass elf-looking chap with loads of weapons, an evil wizard/kickboxer, a smaller cartoon version of said badass elf]], a [[Lethal Joke Character|2-D stick figure guy]], an [[Extreme Omnivore]] [[Kirby|pink puffball]], a [[Kirby|blue ninja/Batman/Vader puffball]], a [[Pokémon|singing, self-deflating puffball with hypnosis powers]], an [[Pokémon|electric mouse]], a [[Pokémon|canine]] [[Bruce Lee Clone]] with aura powers, a [[Pokémon|dinosaur plant]], a [[Pokémon|turtle with ninja moves]] (teenage status unconfirmed), a [[Pokémon|flying, fire-breathing, dragon-like lizard]], a [[Pokémon|trainer of the above three]], [[Ice Climber|a pair of mallet-wielding eskimo children]], a [[Fire Emblem|blue-haired Japanese speaking swordsman prince, a blue-haired mercenary with a huge sword]], an [[Wario Ware|obese, flatulent Italian man]] with an infinite supply of edible motorcycles and a superhero alter-ego, a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|blue speedy hedgehog]] and a [[Painting the Fourth Wall|fourth-wall-painting]] [[Metal Gear Solid|spy assassin clone]]. And the [[Big Bad]] is a [[Power Glows|glowing]] Space Angel, controlling a giant sentient [[White Gloves|glove]] that happens to be ''[[Our Gods Are Different|God]]''. And that's not even getting into the assistant characters.
* Oh, ''[[Super Smash Bros]]''. As of ''Brawl'', the roster includes two [[Super Mario Bros.|fire-throwing plumbers]], [[Earthbound|two]] [[Mother 3|psychic]] children, a [[Yoshi's Island|dinosaur that can turn into a dragon]], a [[Super Mario Bros.|turtle-dragon]], [[Donkey Kong Country|two monkeys]] (well, all right, a monkey with a jetpack who shoots his enemies with peanuts and a bongo-playing ''ape'' wearing a tie), a [[Kirby|penguin with a sledgehammer]], a robot with laser eyes, a [[Kid Icarus|warrior angel]] with [[Improbable Aiming Skills]] and a [[Dual-Wielding]] [[Swiss Army Weapon]], some [[Star Fox (series)|furry space mercenaries who drive tanks]], a [[Samus Is a Girl|female]] [[Metroid|space mercenary in a battlesuit]], [[F-Zero|a race car driver/bounty hunter]], a [[Super Mario Bros.|princess who fights with an umbrella]], a [[The Legend of Zelda|magic princess/ninja]] (who, in her own series, has a magic princess pirate counterpart), an [[Pikmin|astronaut leading flower aliens]], a [[The Legend of Zelda|badass elf-looking chap with loads of weapons, an evil wizard/kickboxer, a smaller cartoon version of said badass elf]], a [[Lethal Joke Character|2-D stick figure guy]], an [[Extreme Omnivore]] [[Kirby|pink puffball]], a [[Kirby|blue ninja/Batman/Vader puffball]], a [[Pokémon|singing, self-deflating puffball with hypnosis powers]], an [[Pokémon|electric mouse]], a [[Pokémon|canine]] [[Bruce Lee Clone]] with aura powers, a [[Pokémon|dinosaur plant]], a [[Pokémon|turtle with ninja moves]] (teenage status unconfirmed), a [[Pokémon|flying, fire-breathing, dragon-like lizard]], a [[Pokémon|trainer of the above three]], [[Ice Climber|a pair of mallet-wielding eskimo children]], a [[Fire Emblem|blue-haired Japanese speaking swordsman prince, a blue-haired mercenary with a huge sword]], an [[Wario Ware|obese, flatulent Italian man]] with an infinite supply of edible motorcycles and a superhero alter-ego, a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|blue speedy hedgehog]] and a [[Painting the Fourth Wall|fourth-wall-painting]] [[Metal Gear Solid|spy assassin clone]]. And the [[Big Bad]] is a [[Power Glows|glowing]] Space Angel, controlling a giant sentient [[White Gloves|glove]] that happens to be ''[[Our Gods Are Different|God]]''. And that's not even getting into the assistant characters.
** That's not counting the drops from previous rosters, including a baby version of the [[Pokémon|lightning shooting mouse]], the [[Pokémon|psychic cat-kangaroo-rat]] [[Glass Cannon]], and so on.
** That's not counting the drops from previous rosters, including a baby version of the [[Pokémon|lightning shooting mouse]], the [[Pokémon|psychic cat-kangaroo-rat]] [[Glass Cannon]], and so on.
* Not too long ago, there was a low-budget game that would have been completely forgettable if it hadn't been titled ''Ninjabread Man''.
* Not too long ago, there was a low-budget game that would have been completely forgettable if it hadn't been titled ''Ninjabread Man''.
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** We've also got a ninja man-frog, a dominatrix wearing a bright yellow Klan hood being held up by three Japanese schoolgirls, a giant phoenix who's also a princess, a giant [[Flamboyant Gay|homosexual]] who attacks with two golden male symbols, a nulticolored stripper with a satellite dish for a head, a colossal nihilistic teddy bear, a fetus that can turn itself into an old-school game character, the father of all [[New Age Retro Hippie|New Age Retro Hippies]], and last but not least, a disco eyeball that shoots frickin' laser beams. Oh, and we've got {{spoiler|the Japanese goddess of death,}} but that kinda pales in comparison.
** We've also got a ninja man-frog, a dominatrix wearing a bright yellow Klan hood being held up by three Japanese schoolgirls, a giant phoenix who's also a princess, a giant [[Flamboyant Gay|homosexual]] who attacks with two golden male symbols, a nulticolored stripper with a satellite dish for a head, a colossal nihilistic teddy bear, a fetus that can turn itself into an old-school game character, the father of all [[New Age Retro Hippie|New Age Retro Hippies]], and last but not least, a disco eyeball that shoots frickin' laser beams. Oh, and we've got {{spoiler|the Japanese goddess of death,}} but that kinda pales in comparison.
* The unlockable Nazi Zombies mode in ''[[Call of Duty]]: World at War'' consists of you and up to three friends fending off hordes of [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Nazi zombies]]. And you can fight them off with a [[Ray Gun]], chain-lightning-style Wunderwaffen, or, in the latest downloadable map, monkey bombs. Yes, exploding monkey toys.
* The unlockable Nazi Zombies mode in ''[[Call of Duty]]: World at War'' consists of you and up to three friends fending off hordes of [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Nazi zombies]]. And you can fight them off with a [[Ray Gun]], chain-lightning-style Wunderwaffen, or, in the latest downloadable map, monkey bombs. Yes, exploding monkey toys.
* The first boss of ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]'', in appropriately over-the-top fashion, is a titanic, fire-breathing ''[[Punch Out|Mike Tyson]]''.
* The first boss of ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]'', in appropriately over-the-top fashion, is a titanic, fire-breathing ''[[Punch-Out!!|Mike Tyson]]''.
** And shortly after him, you come face-to-face with Mecha Birdo. Half [[Super Mario|Birdo]], half ''[[Ikaruga]]'' boss. Who spits climbable egg-shaped warheads at you, attacks with swarms of Shy Guys, and shoots ''eye lasers'' at you.
** And shortly after him, you come face-to-face with Mecha Birdo. Half [[Super Mario|Birdo]], half ''[[Ikaruga]]'' boss. Who spits climbable egg-shaped warheads at you, attacks with swarms of Shy Guys, and shoots ''eye lasers'' at you.
** A later boss: Kraidgief. Half [[Metroid|Kraid]], half [[Street Fighter|Zangief]]. Who fires Blankas and Hadokens at you. And can do a spinning piledriver that will kill you like [[Fist of the North Star|Kenshiro]] if you let him get his hands on you.
** A later boss: Kraidgief. Half [[Metroid|Kraid]], half [[Street Fighter|Zangief]]. Who fires Blankas and Hadokens at you. And can do a spinning piledriver that will kill you like [[Fist of the North Star|Kenshiro]] if you let him get his hands on you.