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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXyVI8InbfE A few can be found here.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXyVI8InbfE A few can be found here.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWqB37dXSnk&t=10m02s Mother 3], at the very end, with the appearance of the Ultimate Chimera:
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWqB37dXSnk&t=10m02s Mother 3], at the very end, with the appearance of the Ultimate Chimera:
{{quote| "[[Oh Crap|HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT I'MGONNADIE!!]]"}}
{{quote|"[[Oh Crap|HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT I'MGONNADIE!!]]"}}
* In [http://youtu.be/RjEbrFrmfVo?t=12m32s one episode] of his Super Mario Bros. 2 LP, he said the following...
* In [http://youtu.be/RjEbrFrmfVo?t=12m32s one episode] of his Super Mario Bros. 2 LP, he said the following...
{{quote| I wish I could throw up... (beat) No, I don't mean I wish I could throw up, I mean I wish I could throw ''things'' up, not barf... (snicker) "I wish I could throw up..." if only I could constipate!}}
{{quote|I wish I could throw up... (beat) No, I don't mean I wish I could throw up, I mean I wish I could throw ''things'' up, not barf... (snicker) "I wish I could throw up..." if only I could constipate!}}
* Getting all 100 purple coins in one of the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LtZ_4zuTE hardest missions] in [[Super Mario Galaxy 2]], only to die the moment the star appears (around 13:15).
* Getting all 100 purple coins in one of the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LtZ_4zuTE hardest missions] in [[Super Mario Galaxy 2]], only to die the moment the star appears (around 13:15).
** Episode 66 has [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5w5X43LwPI&feature=player_detailpage#t=967s this moment]. After he fails at grabbing the last Green Star, he ends up seemingly falling to his death, {{spoiler|only to grab the previous Green Star on the way down}}. The last 2 minutes of his commentary set it in stone.
** Episode 66 has [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5w5X43LwPI&feature=player_detailpage#t=967s this moment]. After he fails at grabbing the last Green Star, he ends up seemingly falling to his death, {{spoiler|only to grab the previous Green Star on the way down}}. The last 2 minutes of his commentary set it in stone.
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** "Gods! Hear that which I desire! [[Mundane Wish|I WANT MORE TWINKIES!]] Twinkies! Lots of Twinkies and Ho Hos! And some Ding Dongs, yo! And some sunrise, that would be nice, too."
** "Gods! Hear that which I desire! [[Mundane Wish|I WANT MORE TWINKIES!]] Twinkies! Lots of Twinkies and Ho Hos! And some Ding Dongs, yo! And some sunrise, that would be nice, too."
* During his impromptu playing of ''[[Super Mario Kart]]'', NCS manages to finish dead last twice on the same track. [[Rule of Three|While attempting the course for a third time]], he remembers a shortcut he offhandedly mentioned earlier in the video, grabs a feather on the final lap, and figures he doesn't have much to lose:
* During his impromptu playing of ''[[Super Mario Kart]]'', NCS manages to finish dead last twice on the same track. [[Rule of Three|While attempting the course for a third time]], he remembers a shortcut he offhandedly mentioned earlier in the video, grabs a feather on the final lap, and figures he doesn't have much to lose:
{{quote| ''[[Tempting Fate|Well, we can take this shitty-ass shortcut.]]''<br />
{{quote|''[[Tempting Fate|Well, we can take this shitty-ass shortcut.]]''<br />
''(uses the feather...[[Epic Fail|and falls roughly a foot short of making the gap)]]''<br />
''(uses the feather...[[Epic Fail|and falls roughly a foot short of making the gap)]]''<br />
''([[Stunned Silence|beat]])''<br />
''([[Stunned Silence|beat]])''<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aX-L0yPMIg&t=5m The inevitable Fight with the] [[Conkers Bad Fur Day|Great Mighty Poo.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aX-L0yPMIg&t=5m The inevitable Fight with the] [[Conkers Bad Fur Day|Great Mighty Poo.]]
** From when the fight actually starts:
** From when the fight actually starts:
{{quote| '''Great Mighty Poo:''' How about some scat, you little twat?<br />
{{quote|'''Great Mighty Poo:''' How about some scat, you little twat?
'''NCS:''' [[Big "What?"|What!?]] Oh nonononono, don't do it now! I already got enough shit being thrown at me-- waitwaitwait, [[Context Sensitive Button|B Pad]]! *activates*<br />
'''NCS:''' [[Big "What?"|What!?]] Oh nonononono, don't do it now! I already got enough shit being thrown at me-- waitwaitwait, [[Context Sensitive Button|B Pad]]! *activates*<br />
''*Conker pulls out a giant roll of toilet paper*''<br />
''*Conker pulls out a giant roll of toilet paper*''<br />
'''NCS:''' '''''[[Big "What?"|WHAT!?]]''''' ''[[Catch Phrase|GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER!]]'' AAAAAHAHAHAHA! GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER! [[Big Yes|YES!]] NO WAY! I actually get to use toilet paper! }}
'''NCS:''' '''''[[Big "What?"|WHAT!?]]''''' ''[[Catch Phrase|GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER!]]'' AAAAAHAHAHAHA! GET SOME MORE TOILET PAPER! [[Big Yes|YES!]] NO WAY! I actually get to use toilet paper! }}
** To the end:
** To the end:
{{quote| '''NCS:''' WHAT WHAT, WE'RE NOT DONE YET!? OH JEEZ LOUISE, MAN! WHAT THE HELL!? ...wait a minute, though! Was that-- was that what I think it was? Do I actually get to ''flush him down''? After all that, I get to flush it? Ohh, wouldn't that be amazing, please tell me they did that! [[Running Gag|Y'know,]] [[Catch Phrase|IN THE BATHROOM!]] They had to have done that! There is no way they wouldn't make that the way that you finally finish him off! It has to be!<br />
{{quote|'''NCS:''' WHAT WHAT, WE'RE NOT DONE YET!? OH JEEZ LOUISE, MAN! WHAT THE HELL!? ...wait a minute, though! Was that-- was that what I think it was? Do I actually get to ''flush him down''? After all that, I get to flush it? Ohh, wouldn't that be amazing, please tell me they did that! [[Running Gag|Y'know,]] [[Catch Phrase|IN THE BATHROOM!]] They had to have done that! There is no way they wouldn't make that the way that you finally finish him off! It has to be!<br />
...<br />
...<br />
''*Conker pulls the flusher*''<br />
''*Conker pulls the flusher*''<br />
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* His song at the beginning of his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmuU7vY6mDo&list=PL35DCA839F142B79C&index=1&feature=plpp_video Majora's Mask LP] is pretty funny. Quite a few of the video's comments even comment on the song rather than the rest of the video!
* His song at the beginning of his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmuU7vY6mDo&list=PL35DCA839F142B79C&index=1&feature=plpp_video Majora's Mask LP] is pretty funny. Quite a few of the video's comments even comment on the song rather than the rest of the video!
* Someone made a montage of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=185pEPEySDU all his fails and wins] in [[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]. During the fail part, at 1:13, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=185pEPEySDU#t=75s this] happens:
* Someone made a montage of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=185pEPEySDU all his fails and wins] in [[Super Mario Galaxy 2]]. During the fail part, at 1:13, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=185pEPEySDU#t=75s this] happens:
{{quote| '''Mario:''' [[Have a Nice Death|WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!]]<br />
{{quote|'''Mario:''' [[Have a Nice Death|WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!]]<br />
'''NCS:''' *watches the life counter go from 1 to 0* ...[[The Scream|AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]] }}
'''NCS:''' *watches the life counter go from 1 to 0* ...[[The Scream|AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]] }}
* In episode 1 of Skyward Sword, his character is asked if he was going to get some last-minute bird training in:
* In episode 1 of Skyward Sword, his character is asked if he was going to get some last-minute bird training in:
{{quote| '''NCS''': [[Deadpan Snarker|No, I was gonna go make out with Zelda.]]}}
{{quote|'''NCS''': [[Deadpan Snarker|No, I was gonna go make out with Zelda.]]}}
* In Skyward Sword 6, he doesn't know what kind of voice to give the mysterious person in the temple, so he just gives them ''all of them at once''.
* In Skyward Sword 6, he doesn't know what kind of voice to give the mysterious person in the temple, so he just gives them ''all of them at once''.
* While looking around for the Kikwis in Skyward Sword, NCS is completely oblivious to the crow flying around Link... {{spoiler|Then he realises it's actually taken a crap on Link's head.}}
* While looking around for the Kikwis in Skyward Sword, NCS is completely oblivious to the crow flying around Link... {{spoiler|Then he realises it's actually taken a crap on Link's head.}}
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*** "Have a bomb, Chugga! Look at Proton and Chugga passing it back and forth! This really ''is'' Proton and Chugga..."
*** "Have a bomb, Chugga! Look at Proton and Chugga passing it back and forth! This really ''is'' Proton and Chugga..."
*** His commentary while on a team with NPC DK/Prugga, and beating the others
*** His commentary while on a team with NPC DK/Prugga, and beating the others
{{quote| '''NCS:''' SUCK IT TREBECK!}}
{{quote|'''NCS:''' SUCK IT TREBECK!}}
*** " Chugga's got a mushroom. No further comment there."
*** " Chugga's got a mushroom. No further comment there."
*** "Hey ''Chugga'', don't eat the mu--" [dissolves into laughter]
*** "Hey ''Chugga'', don't eat the mu--" [dissolves into laughter]
*** Him taking over for Jon when NPC Mario/Choton gets screwed over.
*** Him taking over for Jon when NPC Mario/Choton gets screwed over.
{{quote| '''NCS:''' ''What''? Are you serious? GAAAAAAAME!<br />
{{quote|'''NCS:''' ''What''? Are you serious? GAAAAAAAME!
...<br />
...
'''NCS:''' Ooooooh, I can hear Proton now!'' 'GAAAAAAME!' '' }}
'''NCS:''' Ooooooh, I can hear Proton now!'' 'GAAAAAAME!' '' }}
*** He even starts ''[[Incredibly Lame Pun|punning]]'' during Crane Game!
*** He even starts ''[[Incredibly Lame Pun|punning]]'' during Crane Game!
{{quote| '''NCS:''' What's he doing? Oh, he's going for the time. ''Take your time, Wario! Take. Your. Time!''}}
{{quote|'''NCS:''' What's he doing? Oh, he's going for the time. ''Take your time, Wario! Take. Your. Time!''}}
*** "We can still make this! [[[Beat]]] We could have something big here! [Starts laughing]"
*** "We can still make this! [[[Beat]]] We could have something big here! [Starts laughing]"
*** " Yoshi! So happy! Here we go! [Rolls a 1] That's fine. I'll take that. You know what? I'll take it."
*** " Yoshi! So happy! Here we go! [Rolls a 1] That's fine. I'll take that. You know what? I'll take it."
*** "I can't even refer to this guys as Chugga and Proton, because they're too stupid to be Pru-- [[[Beat]]] [[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!|Prugga and Choton.]]"
*** "I can't even refer to this guys as Chugga and Proton, because they're too stupid to be Pru-- [[[Beat]]] [[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!|Prugga and Choton.]]"
** The entire [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VHemjbo3mfI#t=497s 'Bitch Fish' monologue. ]
** The entire [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VHemjbo3mfI#t=497s 'Bitch Fish' monologue. ]
{{quote| '''NCS:''' Bitch fish! This isn't [[Battletoads]]!}}
{{quote|'''NCS:''' Bitch fish! This isn't [[Battletoads]]!}}
** NCS and Wario getting knocked back to the start in Western Land by the train. NCS immediately mimics 'D'oh, I missed!' and, as Wario's using his warp block, quips:
** NCS and Wario getting knocked back to the start in Western Land by the train. NCS immediately mimics 'D'oh, I missed!' and, as Wario's using his warp block, quips:
{{quote| '''NCS:''' [[Five Second Foreshadowing|Watch him warp with me.]] [This happens] ''Dude!''}}
{{quote|'''NCS:''' [[Five Second Foreshadowing|Watch him warp with me.]] [This happens] ''Dude!''}}
** " Shoot! They wiped my ass with that one! [[[Beat]]] [[That Came Out Wrong|I mean they wiped the floor with my ass. Is what I meant.]]"
** " Shoot! They wiped my ass with that one! [[[Beat]]] [[That Came Out Wrong|I mean they wiped the floor with my ass. Is what I meant.]]"
** The fact that he got so into a game of Bobsled run. While it didn't end well, it ''did'' net us this gem:
** The fact that he got so into a game of Bobsled run. While it didn't end well, it ''did'' net us this gem:
{{quote| '''NCS:''' Just let him hit your butt! Let him hit your butt! There you go, there you go! Hit my butt! Hit my butt! Hit my butt! My butt! [Beat] [[Conkers Bad Fur Day|My buuuuuuuutt~!]]}}
{{quote|'''NCS:''' Just let him hit your butt! Let him hit your butt! There you go, there you go! Hit my butt! Hit my butt! Hit my butt! My butt! [Beat] [[Conkers Bad Fur Day|My buuuuuuuutt~!]]}}
** On Western Land, {{spoiler|Wario [[Call Back|wins the Mini-Game Star, and through it, the game, by one Coin.]] Made doubly amusing by the fact that [[Chuggaaconroy|DK]] is the character Wario beat for the Mini-Game Star.}}
** On Western Land, {{spoiler|Wario [[Call Back|wins the Mini-Game Star, and through it, the game, by one Coin.]] Made doubly amusing by the fact that [[Chuggaaconroy|DK]] is the character Wario beat for the Mini-Game Star.}}
* During the ''first episode'' of NCS's LP of ''[[New Super Mario Bros Wii]]'', he and a guest-star spend several minutes looking for a secret pipe to a hidden bonus area. Cue NCS just casually standing on the pipe they were looking for without realizing it.
* During the ''first episode'' of NCS's LP of ''[[New Super Mario Bros Wii]]'', he and a guest-star spend several minutes looking for a secret pipe to a hidden bonus area. Cue NCS just casually standing on the pipe they were looking for without realizing it.
** Mario holding onto a Bob-omb promting this response-
** Mario holding onto a Bob-omb promting this response-
{{quote| '''Chibi''': (While Mario holds said Bob-omb) No, we can't keep it!<br />
{{quote|'''Chibi''': (While Mario holds said Bob-omb) No, we can't keep it!
'''Tim''': (Chuckles) }}
'''Tim''': (Chuckles) }}


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* In one episode of the [[Skyward Sword]] LP <ref> "You Ain't Nothin' but a Fetch Quest"</ref> NCS sings the Ballad of the Goddess's lyrics... and belatedly realizes that he wasn't singing them to the tune of the Ballad of the Goddess, but to the [[Conkers Bad Fur Day|Great and Mighty Poo's song]]. When the second verse comes up, he goes ahead and sings that the same way.
* In one episode of the [[Skyward Sword]] LP <ref> "You Ain't Nothin' but a Fetch Quest"</ref> NCS sings the Ballad of the Goddess's lyrics... and belatedly realizes that he wasn't singing them to the tune of the Ballad of the Goddess, but to the [[Conkers Bad Fur Day|Great and Mighty Poo's song]]. When the second verse comes up, he goes ahead and sings that the same way.
* Upon encountering a glitch in Donkey Kong Country 3 wherein Dixie Kong flies to the top of the screen after he falls into a pit and dies.
* Upon encountering a glitch in Donkey Kong Country 3 wherein Dixie Kong flies to the top of the screen after he falls into a pit and dies.
{{quote| '''NCS:''' Did I just go to heaven?}}
{{quote|'''NCS:''' Did I just go to heaven?}}
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGA93cPwWZY&feature=plcp COJIRO]".
* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGA93cPwWZY&feature=plcp COJIRO]".
* His [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O_5L_qGrTE&feature=BFa&t=5m30s special battle music] when fighting a member of the Blue Blue cult in Earthbound.
* His [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O_5L_qGrTE&feature=BFa&t=5m30s special battle music] when fighting a member of the Blue Blue cult in Earthbound.