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Professional wrestling in general is full of [[BigNon LippedSequitur Alligator MomentScene|these kind of moments]] due to its on-the-fly writing style and the relative secrecy most wrestling companies work under to avoid [[spoiler]]s. Frequently story lines are started and then squashed due to one or more of the performers dying, quitting, being fired, or being injured. Angles can also suffer heavily from attacks by [[Moral Guardians]] and by [[Executive Meddling]]. It's worth noting that since Professional Wrestling is an ongoing medium, users should wait before posting recent examples until the actual storyline plays out.
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* In 1990, the [[WWE|WWF]] was hyping a giant egg, whose contents would be revealed at the ''Survivor Series''. The egg's hatching turned out to be a [[Stealth Pun|rotten]] moment, as what emerged was a huge chicken-like thing called the Gobbledy-Gooker (played by [[Eddie Guerrero]]'s older brother Hector in a hideous suit). [[Wrestlecrap]] [http://www.wrestlecrap.com/gooker.html has more]. Also, they name their yearly people's choice award for wrestling's worst thing, The Gooker.
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* A Halloween episode of ''[[WWF]] [[WWE Smackdown|Smackdown]]'' has Smackdown General Manager [[Stephanie McMahon]] encounter Raw GM Eric Bischoff wearing a [[Vince McMahon]] mask in her office. After doing a bad impression of Vince, he rips off the mask and gives her a long, passionate kiss, which she resists at first, but slowly begins to enjoy. Aside from a very small inside joke during Eric Bischoff's trial in early 2006, it is never referenced again.
* [[WCW]]'s entire "Blood Runs Cold" angle was rather infamous for being a BLAM that was several months long, and ate up time on several of their shows. At a time when the entire WCW is gearing up for war with the [[New World Order|nWo]], and every storyline seemed to gradually weave its way into that, there was always one segment each night that involved a bunch of ''[[Mortal Kombat]]'' knock-offs fighting over a helmet for some reason. Once the whole thing was over, Glacier and Wrath disappeared for months, Ernest Miller was demoted to a [[Jobber]], and Mortis got mocked by Raven, eventually lost his mask, and became Kanyon. Glad to find out that this storyline, which was hyped for months and played out (badly) over several more months, was so damn important, guys.
** WCW was prone to creating unintentional [[BLAMNon Sequitur Scene|BLAMs]]. They did not allow their commentators to view the backstage segments so that the commentary would be more spontaneous... unfortunately they just looked clueless more often. One notorious example was a segment where the nWo beat [[Ric Flair]] up in some random farm field. Flair later hitchhiked to the arena in a truck filled with turnips. When he finally made it to the arena, dirty and stumbling around dazed holding an axehandle, the commentators - who didn't see the beating or hitchhiking scenes - wondered if he was drunk, rendering the whole thing a BLAM.
*** Not to mention, Dustin Rhodes is Seven... well, for a few vignettes anyway. The Standards and Practices department at Turner hated the character and wanted him gone, mostly because WCW made Seven look like a child abductor/molester. Just before Rhodes made his debut as Seven, [[Vince Russo]] was hired to be the head writer of WCW, and he debuted the character with a spooky Undertaker-like entrance - then had Rhodes [[Who Writes This Crap?|rail against that gimmick]] ''and'' his Goldust gimmick in one of Russo's many [[Worked Shoot]] promos to bury the gimmick once and for all.
* On a 2003 episode of ''[[WWE]] Raw'', there was a note found backstage saying "I Still Remember" left for [[Booker T]]. [[Booker T]] was alarmed by this and seemed to be frightened by what it meant. It was never mentioned again, although it was speculated to be a sign of Goldust's return which didn't happen until quite some time later. (They could have at least [[Lampshade Hanging|hung a lampshade]] on Booker's earlier discovery of that note.)
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* In December 2008, in the middle of a backstage segment on Smackdown, the camera suddenly cut away to a new wrestler standing in a dark alley. The wrestler discussed how he has lived in darkness his whole life and how he has searched for followers for over a decade. He ended the promo saying that the prophecy would be realized, and that he would destroy a certain superstar who would live on with him being the vessel. The original plan was for the wrestler, named Hade Vansen, to feud with [[The Undertaker]]. However, after the first promo aired, WWE decided he wasn't ready to be called up, and moved him back to developmental, where he was fired two weeks later. The promo was never mentioned again.
* On the December 21st 2009 edition of ''Raw'', WWE apparently decided it was time for them to finally make a joke about Tiger Woods and his crumbling personal life. Unfortunately, they chose the worst way to do it: during the show's opening segment, while the guest host was cutting a promo, they had someone in a tiger mascot costume run out of the crowd with a blond woman chasing after him with a golf club (the two were also in a backstage skit an hour or so later). No reason was given for this, the announcers didn't really make a point of mentioning it, and felt so out of place with the rest of the show that it was pretty much a BLAM no matter how you look at it.
* Probably the funniest example ever in pro wrestling occurred during the 2004 Royal Rumble. Midway through the match, right after [[Chris Benoit]] and [[Randy Orton]] (the first two entrants) had managed to eliminate everyone else in the ring, they temporarily knocked each other out and the match essentially came to a standstill. That's when a diminutive fellow in a tuxedo and an Afro wig came running out with a microphone and announced: "Ladies and gentlemen -- Ernest 'The Cat' Miller!" Miller then came down to the ring as an official entrant -- butentrant—but instead of eliminating Benoit or Orton, or both, he and the diminutive emcee began doing a ridiculous dance in the middle of the ring to the tune of the Motown-esque song "Somebody Call My Mama." Even Tazz (who was commentating) thought it was hilarious, and started singing along! Oh, and did I mention that Miller was, for some inexplicable reason, wearing a ''white cape'' and ''platform shoes''? Needless to say, when Benoit and Orton finally woke up, they didn't find the segment at all entertaining; Benoit then tossed out the emcee while Orton eliminated Miller. The match then pretty much started over from square one, as if the Miller sequence had never happened. (Someone on [[YouTube]] appropriately referred to this as the "Royal Rumble intermission.")
** That's pseudo-common in Rumbles where there are early entrants who dominate most of the match like that, as a way to let them rest. In the 2001 Rumble, [[Wrestler/Kane|Kane]] entered at seven and was the last man over, at one point eliminating the entire ring single-handedly. So the next person to come out was old-timer Honky Tonk Man, who did something similar: had the audience participate in singing his theme song. After two minutes (exactly!) Kane beat him with his own guitar and eliminated him. The next entrant was [[Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]], who stayed for the rest of the Rumble almost, so it was definately just to let Kane rest before having an epic battle with Rocky. Still BLAM.
* How about the 2002 Royal Rumble when the Godfather made his return after being away for months by taking an overly long time to come to the ring while he danced with his Hos? It took him about two minutes to get to the ring...he didn't last long.
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*** It was Hiroko, Kenzo Suzuki's ''wife'' who apparently clued in creative that that Japan's not all that "seething with rage about WWII" and the man who came up with such crap (along with [[Light Is Not Good|Mordecai)]] was [[And There Was Much Rejoicing|canned.]]
* At ''SummerSlam 2009'', [[Randy Orton]] and [[John Cena]] faced off in a match that was restarted three times after increasingly illogical non-finishes. The third time the match was restarted, Cena quickly got Orton in the STF... then Ted DiBiase's brother ran in from the crowd, broke it up, and took off allowing Orton to get the win. The next night Orton confirmed it was Ted's brother to start Raw, then the entire subject (including the multiple restarts) was dropped entirely and not brought up any further in the Cena / Orton feud that continued for months afterward. DiBiase's brother hasn't been seen since, either.
* The November 1, 2010 edition of Raw -- theRaw—the day before Election Day -- featuredDay—featured a segment in which, after many weeks of not seeing [[Vince McMahon]] on TV, he appeared asleep in a hospital bed with Freddie Prinze Jr. standing next to him, dressed in a doctor's outfit. Prinze commented on Linda McMahon's electoral campaign and how much money she spent on it, at which point Vince awoke from his coma, covered in Linda campaign stickers. He commented, "I hate politics" and asked Prinze if everything was okay in WWE. Prinze recounted several recent storylines -- suchstorylines—such as Undertaker being buried and Nexus's reign of terror -- andterror—and Vince felt sick and had to go to the bathroom. Then he announced he would run for president, before standing up and apparently preparing to poop; a banner with the name of Linda's political opponent covered his butt. THEN, it cut to [[Stephanie McMahon]] waking up in bed and talking about how she had "the most horrible dream" where her dad woke up from his coma and announced he was running for president. Offscreen, [[Triple H]] reassured her "No, I'm pretty sure he's braindead." She responded, "Thank God." and the segment ended. Then the rest of the show continued as if absolutely nothing happened.
** Made even funnier by the fact that Vince was on TV the past couple weeks in pre-taped vignettes promoting the Stand Up for WWE movement.
* Ron Simmons uses his [[Catch Phrase]] "DAMN!" whenever he personally witnesses a [[BigNon LippedSequitur Alligator MomentScene]].
** The running joke was that the moments weren't actually [[BLA Ms]], but ''appeared'' that way because [[Not What It Looks Like|Simmons would only arrive on the scene in time to hear the punchline]]. One of the best was probably William Regal trying to get Jim Duggan to hand him his two-by-four, becoming increasingly frustrated, and finally screaming [[Double Entendre|"I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR BIG PIECE OF WOOD INTO MY HANDS RIGHT NOW!"]]
* On the 4/2/2010 edition of Smackdown, [[Wrestler/Kane|Kane]] decided that he was bored and would take on all 8 of the Season 1 NXT rookies by himself in an elimination match. Kane would prove dominant and score a few eliminations, until the remaning rookies got together and ganged up on Kane and beat him down handily, even though they ended up getting [[D Qed]] for ignoring the ref's 5 count. Aside from Kane making a couple apperances on NXT, this was never mentioned again. However, this would not be the last time that the [[The Nexus|NXT rookies teamed up,]] so it may have been subtle [[Foreshadowing]].
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* In one episode of Raw [[Batista]] was shown backstage preparing for a match, when all of a sudden a strange fan jumped in front of Batista and began posing before being chased off by security. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYuPdFa7wVM Even Batista had trouble keeping his composure afterwards.]
* When [[The Corre]] was having some internal disputes, Santino Marella suddenly shows up with his own [[Power Stable]] consisting of himself, [[Evan Bourne]], [[Mark Henry]], and [[Daniel Bryan]]. He introduces his stable as "[[Fun with Acronyms|APPLE]]," short for "Allied People Powered (by) Loathing Everything (that you stand for)". They lose uneventfully to the Corre in a 4v4 tag team match, and the group hasn't been mentioned by the WWE or any of the wrestlers involved since.
** Santino is pretty much the resident [[Comic Relief]], and tends to be the source of everything [[Cloudcuckoolander|nonsensical and random]]. That said, the APPLE team-up may have also been a vague [[Call Back]] to the Corporation angle, when [[Mick Foley|Mankind]] assembled the "Union of People You Oughtta Respect, Son!", a rough assembly of people who had been attacked or generally screwed over by [[Shane McMahon]]'s group. It consisted of him, Test, Ken Shamrock and Big Show, and after the introduction he stopped, counted on his fingers, and figured out the initials worked out to "UP [[Y Ou RS]]!" The Union feuded with the Corporation for about a month until Mankind (the only top-lister at the time) was injured and the confusing Corporate Ministry angle started, after which the Union evaporated, almost making it a month-long [[BLAMNon Sequitur Scene Episode]] of its own.
* One the June 20, 2011 episode of Raw, after the Capital Punishment PPV, R-truth comes out, and whines about how he got "Okey Doked" by Little Jimmy, where one of the kid fans in the front row at the PPV threw water in his face and cost R-Truth his WWE title match with [[John Cena]]. [[Christian]], fresh off his 3rd lost against [[Randy Orton]] and heel turn comes out and whines about how he has been screwed by the fans, who voted on Friday Night SD after after Christian won his first WHC, to face Randy Orton in a title match, in which he lost. [[The Miz]] comes out, whining about how he has been humiliated by his former apprentice Alex Riley and how he lost to Riley at Capital Punishment. This all turns into the three them in a most humorous way antagonizing eachother on their past transgressions.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcajkK412PM REALLY? REALLY! REALLY? REALLY! REALLY? RILEY! RANDY! RILEY! RANDY! RILEY! RANDY! JIMMY! JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY!]
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