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== Film ==
== Film ==


* Kuzco to Pacha in ''[[The Emperor's New Groove|The Emperors New Groove]]'', after Chicha hits him with a frying pan:
* Kuzco to Pacha in ''[[The Emperor's New Groove|The Emperors New Groove]]'', after Chicha hits him with a frying pan:
{{quote|"You have a lovely wife! Both very pretty!"}}
{{quote|"You have a lovely wife! Both very pretty!"}}
* In the football movie ''[[Little Giants]],'' a kid gets tackled, and mumbles "Did I pass the spelling test?" before losing consciousness.
* In the football movie ''[[Little Giants]],'' a kid gets tackled, and mumbles "Did I pass the spelling test?" before losing consciousness.
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* In ''[[Looking for Group]]'', [http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/82 Richard] spouts the following after getting an axe in his head:
* In ''[[Looking for Group]]'', [http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/82 Richard] spouts the following after getting an axe in his head:
{{quote|'''Richard:''' Good was shot a that. Toast. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!}}
{{quote|'''Richard:''' Good was shot a that. Toast. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!}}
* In a subversion in ''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]'', Fighter, resident idiot, gets stabbed in the head and starts talking about stuff that actually has plot relevance. Until he gets stabbed again. (Played straight plenty of other times, though).
* In a subversion in ''[[8-Bit Theater|Eight Bit Theater]]'', Fighter, resident idiot, gets stabbed in the head and starts talking about stuff that actually has plot relevance. Until he gets stabbed again. (Played straight plenty of other times, though).
** Given a slight twist in another comic, where Fighter has a knife in his head. Black Mage flicks it one direction, and Fighter starts singing the theme song to the old ''[[Captain America]]'' cartoon. BM comments to Thief that if you move it the other way, he does the [[Spider-Man]] theme.
** Given a slight twist in another comic, where Fighter has a knife in his head. Black Mage flicks it one direction, and Fighter starts singing the theme song to the old ''[[Captain America (comics)]]'' cartoon. BM comments to Thief that if you move it the other way, he does the [[Spider-Man]] theme.
* In ''[[Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'', half of the strips featuring [[Cloudcuckoolander|Chef Brian]] feature this, and the other half is just plain deranged. Also includes a [http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20050604 literal] [[Non Sequitur Thud]].
* In ''[[Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'', half of the strips featuring [[Cloudcuckoolander|Chef Brian]] feature this, and the other half is just plain deranged. Also includes a [http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20050604 literal] [[Non Sequitur Thud]].
* Eddie from ''[[Emergency Exit]]'' talks like this ''all the time''...and it's eventually revealed that {{spoiler|it's because he has a portal ''in his head''. Because he ''[[Body Horror|forced it through his own skull]]'' to keep the villain from getting it.}}
* Eddie from ''[[Emergency Exit]]'' talks like this ''all the time''...and it's eventually revealed that {{spoiler|it's because he has a portal ''in his head''. Because he ''[[Body Horror|forced it through his own skull]]'' to keep the villain from getting it.}}
* In ''[[Three Panel Soul]]'': "Jes, get your damn oatmeal off me!"
* In ''[[Three Panel Soul]]'': "Jes, get your damn oatmeal off me!"
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* Seen [http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=167865 here] in ''[[Everyday Heroes]]'' after a particularly vigorous [[Hyperspace Mallet]] attack.
* Seen [http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=167865 here] in ''[[Everyday Heroes]]'' after a particularly vigorous [[Hyperspace Mallet]] attack.
* After ramming a monolith in ''[[Turn Signals on a Land Raider]]'', "Jack" the Land Raider Machine Spirit responds to "how's it going?" with "do you have an appointment"
* After ramming a monolith in ''[[Turn Signals on a Land Raider]]'', "Jack" the Land Raider Machine Spirit responds to "how's it going?" with "do you have an appointment"
* Played with in [http://the-other-owl.deviantart.com/#/d46ywiy this] ''[[Team Fortress 2]]'' fan comic. The non-sequitor-er in question doesn't pass out, but seeing as he's [[The Alcoholic|Demoman,]] he's probably got enough alcohol in his system to make him immune to head trauma. [[Artistic License Biology|Somehow.]]
* Played with in [http://the-other-owl.deviantart.com/#/d46ywiy this] ''[[Team Fortress 2]]'' fan comic. The non-sequitor-er in question doesn't pass out, but seeing as he's [[The Alcoholic|Demoman,]] he's probably got enough alcohol in his system to make him immune to head trauma. [[Artistic License: Biology|Somehow.]]
{{quote|'''Demoman:''' "HaaHaHa! Joke's on th'wall! My face is drunk, so hurt pain doesn't bad me!"}}
{{quote|'''Demoman:''' "HaaHaHa! Joke's on th'wall! My face is drunk, so hurt pain doesn't bad me!"}}
* In ''Bite Me!'', when Lucien (a vampire) gets hit with garlic, he starts babbling things like: "why mother that shade of purple is very becoming on your lizard fork"--though this may have more to do with being drunk of the fumes than head trauma: http://www.bitemecomic.com/?p=538
* In ''Bite Me!'', when Lucien (a vampire) gets hit with garlic, he starts babbling things like: "why mother that shade of purple is very becoming on your lizard fork"--though this may have more to do with being drunk of the fumes than head trauma: http://www.bitemecomic.com/?p=538
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* ''[[Dennis the Menace UK]]'': "Mmm... Pizza would be great, Mum. *dog impression* Gnasher... you know Dad doesn't like you eating out of his hat..." [Grabs at nothing, claps, makes silly faces while waving hand in front of face, pats grass]
* ''[[Dennis the Menace UK]]'': "Mmm... Pizza would be great, Mum. *dog impression* Gnasher... you know Dad doesn't like you eating out of his hat..." [Grabs at nothing, claps, makes silly faces while waving hand in front of face, pats grass]
** And later - [groans] "I'm not well, Mum..."
** And later - [groans] "I'm not well, Mum..."
* ''[[The Tick]]'' tends to [[Cloudcuckoolander|make little sense as-is]], but after taking serious blows to the head, he can get even worse. "Fudge! Would anyone like some fudge?"
* ''[[The Tick (animation)]]'' tends to [[Cloudcuckoolander|make little sense as-is]], but after taking serious blows to the head, he can get even worse. "Fudge! Would anyone like some fudge?"
** And then there was the time he got hit so hard, he spent the rest of the episode thinking he was "The Duchess".
** And then there was the time he got hit so hard, he spent the rest of the episode thinking he was "The Duchess".
* In the ''[[Looney Tunes]]'' short "Rabbit Seasoning" (part of the famous "Hunter Trilogy"), Daffy gets shot in the face after peeking his head out of Bugs's hole to see if Elmer Fudd is "still lurking about". Bugs suggests that Daffy should act as a decoy, and Daffy mumbles, dazedly "No more for me thanks, I'm driving" before falling unconscious.
* In the ''[[Looney Tunes]]'' short "Rabbit Seasoning" (part of the famous "Hunter Trilogy"), Daffy gets shot in the face after peeking his head out of Bugs's hole to see if Elmer Fudd is "still lurking about". Bugs suggests that Daffy should act as a decoy, and Daffy mumbles, dazedly "No more for me thanks, I'm driving" before falling unconscious.
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** In "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants" in a shout out to "Russian Rhapsody" as mentioned above after getting blown up by a stick of dynamite his teeth play like piano keys and he say "Terrorists is the cwasiest peoples".
** In "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants" in a shout out to "Russian Rhapsody" as mentioned above after getting blown up by a stick of dynamite his teeth play like piano keys and he say "Terrorists is the cwasiest peoples".
* In ''[[Dan Vs.]] Technology'', Dan and Chris end up in a car crash on the way to Silicon Valley, making Dan mutter, "[[Ow, My Body Part|It's just my lizards]]. [[Department of Redundancy Department|Rainbows are nature's rainbows]]."
* In ''[[Dan Vs.]] Technology'', Dan and Chris end up in a car crash on the way to Silicon Valley, making Dan mutter, "[[Ow, My Body Part|It's just my lizards]]. [[Department of Redundancy Department|Rainbows are nature's rainbows]]."
* In ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'' episode "Miracle on Ice", Kowalski gets knocked out during a hockey game and starts babbling in an oddly erudite manner, since he's the [[Cunning Linguist]] of the group.
* In ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'' episode "Miracle on Ice", Kowalski gets knocked out during a hockey game and starts babbling in an oddly erudite manner, since he's the [[Cunning Linguist]] of the group.
{{quote|"Flibbertigibbit, man! I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!"}}
{{quote|"Flibbertigibbit, man! I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!"}}
* After being flattened in one epsiode, [[Darkwing Duck]] once popped up and sang, off-key, [[Simon and Garfunkel|"And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson..."]] before falling back on his face.
* After being flattened in one epsiode, [[Darkwing Duck]] once popped up and sang, off-key, [[Simon and Garfunkel|"And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson..."]] before falling back on his face.