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== The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue ==
== The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue ==
* The Critic's commentary, and performances, on the ''poor writing.'' Mainly, why Timmy is being pressured by the rest of the characters into being like his father because of a claimed prophecy (that the movie fails to explain), when he has shown no evidence that he's a fit for it in the slightest.
* The Critic's commentary, and performances, on the ''poor writing.'' Mainly, why Timmy is being pressured by the rest of the characters into being like his father because of a claimed prophecy (that the movie fails to explain), when he has shown no evidence that he's a fit for it in the slightest.
{{quote|'''Critic as Joseph:''' "Now Jesus, you know your mother and I are very, very proud of you." *''pause''* "But if it's at all possible, do you mind dying for our sins?"
{{quote|'''Critic as Joseph:''' "Now Jesus, you know your mother and I are very, very proud of you." *''pause''* "But if it's at all possible, do you mind dying for our sins?"
*''Jesus stares shocked''*
*''Jesus stares shocked''*
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{{quote|'''Pinocchio''': I'm a real boy! I'm a real boy! *''demonic snarl''*}}
{{quote|'''Pinocchio''': I'm a real boy! I'm a real boy! *''demonic snarl''*}}
* '''"DAAAAAARK HEEEEEEART!"'''
* '''"DAAAAAARK HEEEEEEART!"'''
* The bit with the three Wise Men.
* The bit with the three Wise Men.
{{quote|'''Wise Man:''' "Aww, we thought it was something else."}}
{{quote|'''Wise Man:''' "Aww, we thought it was something else."}}
* The Critic noting how the Bears could solve the problem of '''''DAAAAARK HEEAAAART!''''''s trickery by simply ignoring Chrissy, and his enactment.
* The Critic noting how the Bears could solve the problem of '''''DAAAAARK HEEAAAART!''''''s trickery by simply ignoring Chrissy, and his enactment.
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{{quote|'''Profion:''' ''Let their blood RAAAAIN from the skyyy!!!''
{{quote|'''Profion:''' ''Let their blood RAAAAIN from the skyyy!!!''
'''Critic:''' I'm turning into a human vibratorrrr!!! }}
'''Critic:''' I'm turning into a human vibratorrrr!!! }}
* [[Monty Python and The Holy Grail|"Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem..."]]
* [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|"Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem..."]]
* The rising camera shots:
* The rising camera shots:
{{quote|"We then cut toooooo--GODDAMMIT will you quit doing that?! Who's shooting this, a drunk [[The Jetsons|George Jetson?!]]"}}
{{quote|"We then cut toooooo--GODDAMMIT will you quit doing that?! Who's shooting this, a drunk [[The Jetsons|George Jetson?!]]"}}
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* [[It Makes Sense in Context|This is the song that never ends!!]]
* [[It Makes Sense in Context|This is the song that never ends!!]]
* Or him noting that-even though this will sound strange, [[Lampshade Hanging|coming from him]], but the whole Emo-Peter bit with all the dancing and acting incredibly weird ([[Up to Eleven|yes even for Peter Parker this was just plain odd]]!) was just plain [[Even Nerds Have Standards|geeky]].
* Or him noting that-even though this will sound strange, [[Lampshade Hanging|coming from him]], but the whole Emo-Peter bit with all the dancing and acting incredibly weird ([[Up to Eleven|yes even for Peter Parker this was just plain odd]]!) was just plain [[Even Nerds Have Standards|geeky]].
* Spider-Man jumping on the Parade balloons-complete with [[Super Mario Bros.|Mario music and jumping SFX]].
* Spider-Man jumping on the Parade balloons-complete with [[Super Mario Bros.|Mario music and jumping SFX]].
* Happy dance, Happy dance, Happy dance, *'''PUNCH'''* "[[Mood Whiplash|I'm a monster!]]"
* Happy dance, Happy dance, Happy dance, *'''PUNCH'''* "[[Mood Whiplash|I'm a monster!]]"
* ''[[Dull Surprise|And me... And me...]]''
* ''[[Dull Surprise|And me... And me...]]''
* "An arm! A robotic arm! APOCALYPSE!!!"
* "An arm! A robotic arm! APOCALYPSE!!!"




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** Commenting on the creepyness of the owl opening his eyes by setting it to the [[Terminator]] theme, [[Red Eyes, Take Warning|complete with glowing red eyes]].
** Commenting on the creepyness of the owl opening his eyes by setting it to the [[Terminator]] theme, [[Red Eyes, Take Warning|complete with glowing red eyes]].
* The Table Hot Line (1-900-IM-A-FUCKING-TABLE).
* The Table Hot Line (1-900-IM-A-FUCKING-TABLE).
** "Table AWAAAAAAY!"
** "Table AWAAAAAAY!"
* Smooshees commercial, hands down. This troper was left crying tears of laughter.
* Smooshees commercial, hands down. This troper was left crying tears of laughter.
** Similarly, Grape Escape.
** Similarly, Grape Escape.
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* All the ''[[Airplane!]]'' references.
* All the ''[[Airplane!]]'' references.
* [[Rule of Three|All the]] ''[[Perfect Strangers]]'' [[Rule of Three|references]].
* [[Rule of Three|All the]] ''[[Perfect Strangers]]'' [[Rule of Three|references]].
* Critic's "deducing" impersonation, [[Just for Pun|hands down]].
* Critic's "deducing" impersonation, [[Just for Pun|hands down]].
* The villain acting like [[Woody Woodpecker]].
* The villain acting like [[Woody Woodpecker]].
** Down to actually ''becoming'' a cartoon character.
** Down to actually ''becoming'' a cartoon character.
* "Scaring the little g'''''irl'''''?!"
* "Scaring the little g'''''irl'''''?!"
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* "MY WIDE-ANGLED LENS IS ABOUT TO BURST!!"
* "MY WIDE-ANGLED LENS IS ABOUT TO BURST!!"
* "HEY NONNY-NONNY-NONNY HEY NONNY-NONNY-NONNY!"
* "HEY NONNY-NONNY-NONNY HEY NONNY-NONNY-NONNY!"
* During the reveal of what the Langoliers look like:
* During the reveal of what the Langoliers look like:
** "LLLLLLLET'S GET READY FOR ''LETDOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!''" *Get Ready For This ''starts playing''*
** "LLLLLLLET'S GET READY FOR ''LETDOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!''" *Get Ready For This ''starts playing''*
*** That the music kept playing throughout the scene is the best part.
*** That the music kept playing throughout the scene is the best part.
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* "Right as rain darlin', right as rain! (She is going to drown in her own blood.) Right as rain darlin', right as rain! (Drooooooown!)"
* "Right as rain darlin', right as rain! (She is going to drown in her own blood.) Right as rain darlin', right as rain! (Drooooooown!)"
* Toomy and (a hallucination of) his father playing [[Ham-to-Ham Combat|"Who Can Overact With Their Mouth Opened the Widest"]]. And the [[Perfect Strangers|Dance of Joy]] when Toomy's dad wins.
* Toomy and (a hallucination of) his father playing [[Ham-to-Ham Combat|"Who Can Overact With Their Mouth Opened the Widest"]]. And the [[Perfect Strangers|Dance of Joy]] when Toomy's dad wins.
* All the Rice Krispies gags.
* All the Rice Krispies gags.
{{quote|'''Critic''': Well then, I guess we'd better keep a lookout for these guys. *''shows Snap, Crackle and Pop''* But be warned! They ''are'' part of a complete breakfast.}}
{{quote|'''Critic''': Well then, I guess we'd better keep a lookout for these guys. *''shows Snap, Crackle and Pop''* But be warned! They ''are'' part of a complete breakfast.}}
** "We're all gonna die a snappily-crackily-poppy death!"
** "We're all gonna die a snappily-crackily-poppy death!"
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{{quote|'''Critic:''' And he also meets up with cousin Wiley, played by Seth Gre-''what the hell!?''}}
{{quote|'''Critic:''' And he also meets up with cousin Wiley, played by Seth Gre-''what the hell!?''}}
** "Good God, it's like they put [[John Lennon]], Carrot Top, and [[The Incredibles|Mrs. Incredible]] together into some weird genetic mutation!"
** "Good God, it's like they put [[John Lennon]], Carrot Top, and [[The Incredibles|Mrs. Incredible]] together into some weird genetic mutation!"
* The hockey game scene, with Tony the Tiger commercial music playing as the protagonist plays against the opposing team. The real cinch is when after it's revealed that the protagonist accidentally hit the puck into his team's goal, Tony himself says:
* The hockey game scene, with Tony the Tiger commercial music playing as the protagonist plays against the opposing team. The real cinch is when after it's revealed that the protagonist accidentally hit the puck into his team's goal, Tony himself says:
{{quote|''Oh, nevermind. You blow.''}}
{{quote|''Oh, nevermind. You blow.''}}
* [[Stock Scream|Yaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!]]
* [[Stock Scream|Yaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!]]
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== Raiders of the Story Arc: X-Men ==
== Raiders of the Story Arc: X-Men ==
* In a case of "it's funny because it's true", the explanation for why he's reviewing the X-Men cartoon when [[The Nostalgia Chick]] already did. Just because other reviewers covered the same titles doesn't mean he can't!
* In a case of "it's funny because it's true", the explanation for why he's reviewing the X-Men cartoon when [[The Nostalgia Chick]] already did. Just because other reviewers covered the same titles doesn't mean he can't!
* Dark Rob, an [[Affectionate Parody]] of [[The Nostalgia Chick|Dark Nella]] that looks like [[Edward Scissorhands]]. The Critic kicks him in the behind!
* Dark Rob, an [[Affectionate Parody]] of [[The Nostalgia Chick|Dark Nella]] that looks like [[Edward Scissorhands]]. The Critic kicks him in the behind!
** '''''"[[The Omen|DARK ROB!!!]]"'''''
** '''''"[[The Omen|DARK ROB!!!]]"'''''
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* The 'constant noise' montage, including shoutouts to ''[[Alice in Wonderland]]'', ''[[Indiana Jones]]'', ''[[Woody Woodpecker]]'' and ''[[IT]]'', culminating in [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] of all people [[Kindergarten Cop|demanding everyone to shut up]]!
* The 'constant noise' montage, including shoutouts to ''[[Alice in Wonderland]]'', ''[[Indiana Jones]]'', ''[[Woody Woodpecker]]'' and ''[[IT]]'', culminating in [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] of all people [[Kindergarten Cop|demanding everyone to shut up]]!
** Which followed his rant on the subject, for which he [[How the Grinch Stole Christmas (animation)|took a cue from a certain beloved christmas special]]: "All the noise, ''noise'', ''NOISE''!!"
** Which followed his rant on the subject, for which he [[How the Grinch Stole Christmas (animation)|took a cue from a certain beloved christmas special]]: "All the noise, ''noise'', ''NOISE''!!"
* Why ''doesn't'' the lightning bug fairy escape the flaming trunk with Pico until he has to come back a second time?
* Why ''doesn't'' the lightning bug fairy escape the flaming trunk with Pico until he has to come back a second time?
{{quote|"Oh tee heeheheh tee hee hee! Ooo HEEE heheheheee--" *bursts into flames*}}
{{quote|"Oh tee heeheheh tee hee hee! Ooo HEEE heheheheee--" *bursts into flames*}}
* The penis telescope.
* The penis telescope.
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== Jaws 4 The Revenge ==
== Jaws 4 The Revenge ==
* Using "[[Monty Python and The Holy Grail|I'm not dead!]]" over posters of the Jaws sequels, followed by a [[Brick Joke]] at the end by saying that Jake probably feels better after {{spoiler|nearly getting eaten}}.
* Using "[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|I'm not dead!]]" over posters of the Jaws sequels, followed by a [[Brick Joke]] at the end by saying that Jake probably feels better after {{spoiler|nearly getting eaten}}.
* "Jaws 4 is the unnecessary sequel to the unnecessary sequel of the unnecessary sequel."
* "Jaws 4 is the unnecessary sequel to the unnecessary sequel of the unnecessary sequel."
* The entire tirade about the [[Special Effects Failure]] regarding the shark's death. *Gently touches the shark, which explodes in a shower of gore*
* The entire tirade about the [[Special Effects Failure]] regarding the shark's death. *Gently touches the shark, which explodes in a shower of gore*
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{{quote|"OH YEAH!"}}
{{quote|"OH YEAH!"}}
* The way he pronounces Michael Caine's name.
* The way he pronounces Michael Caine's name.
* "I do my impression of a dolphin humping a goat for you!"
* "I do my impression of a dolphin humping a goat for you!"
* NC taking bets on how long it'll take for Sean to get eaten by Jaws.
* NC taking bets on how long it'll take for Sean to get eaten by Jaws.
* In response to Mrs. Brody laughing at her son's funeral: "Oh, sorry! I just saw '[[The Lonely Island|Dick in a Box]]' for the first time. ''[singing softly]'' Cut a hole in a box..."
* In response to Mrs. Brody laughing at her son's funeral: "Oh, sorry! I just saw '[[The Lonely Island|Dick in a Box]]' for the first time. ''[singing softly]'' Cut a hole in a box..."
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{{quote|"OH MY GOD!" "OH MY GAWD!" "OH MY ''GOD!''" "OH MY '''''GAWD!"'''''}}
{{quote|"OH MY GOD!" "OH MY GAWD!" "OH MY ''GOD!''" "OH MY '''''GAWD!"'''''}}
* "Goodnight, Pinky!" "Child, did you just say goodnight to your vagina?"
* "Goodnight, Pinky!" "Child, did you just say goodnight to your vagina?"
* The Critic's reaction to a "Pig Power in the House" music video existing.
* The Critic's reaction to a "Pig Power in the House" music video existing.
** His subsequent dancing that continues during the credits.
** His subsequent dancing that continues during the credits.
* The return of {{spoiler|Evil Popcorn Man}}.
* The return of {{spoiler|Evil Popcorn Man}}.
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== Little Nemo ==
== Little Nemo ==
* The scene where Nemo pilots a blimp leads to yet another [[Overused Running Gag|Hindenburg joke,]] followed by an [[Lampshade Hanging|acknowledgment]] that they've overused the joke.
* The scene where Nemo pilots a blimp leads to yet another [[Overused Running Gag|Hindenburg joke,]] followed by an [[Lampshade Hanging|acknowledgment]] that they've overused the joke.
** The thing that made this variation of the Hindenburg gag even funnier than the rest is the fact that he was imitating [[Herbert Morrison]] covering the explosion with authentical footage ("Oh the humanity!").
** The thing that made this variation of the Hindenburg gag even funnier than the rest is the fact that he was imitating [[Herbert Morrison]] covering the explosion with authentical footage ("Oh the humanity!").
* The Critic's dancing along to the movie's own awkward dance party.
* The Critic's dancing along to the movie's own awkward dance party.
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== Transformers 3 ==
== Transformers 3 ==
*
*
{{quote|"Kinda, sorta."
{{quote|"Kinda, sorta."
"Kinda, sorta?"
"Kinda, sorta?"
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{{quote|"Do you wanna see stuff blow up or not!?"
{{quote|"Do you wanna see stuff blow up or not!?"
[chastised] "I'm sorry." }}
[chastised] "I'm sorry." }}
* "All rise... {{spoiler|[[Superman II|and]] [[Kneel Before Zod|KNEEEEEL!!!!]]}}"
* "All rise... {{spoiler|[[Superman II|and]] [[Kneel Before Zod|KNEEEEEL!!!!]]}}"
* The thumbnail for Doug's real review is his imitation of how Shia LaBeouf is always yelling.
* The thumbnail for Doug's real review is his imitation of how Shia LaBeouf is always yelling.
* AHHHH *[[Smash to Black]]* AHHHH *[[Smash to Black]]* AHHHH *[[Smash to Black]]* Monkey.
* AHHHH *[[Smash to Black]]* AHHHH *[[Smash to Black]]* AHHHH *[[Smash to Black]]* Monkey.
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''(car doors are shut and sirens go off)'' }}
''(car doors are shut and sirens go off)'' }}
** The fact that the people on the other line sound like [[Statler and Waldorf]] laughing makes it even funnier.
** The fact that the people on the other line sound like [[Statler and Waldorf]] laughing makes it even funnier.
* [[The Tick|"SPOOOOON!"]]
* [[The Tick (animation)|"SPOOOOON!"]]
** The mere reference would be enough, but the combination of the plane sound, the moving camera, and the look on the guy's face are what make this priceless.
** The mere reference would be enough, but the combination of the plane sound, the moving camera, and the look on the guy's face are what make this priceless.
* The return of [[Care Bears|"pickled beets?"]].
* The return of [[Care Bears|"pickled beets?"]].
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== Alaska ==
== Alaska ==
* Opening the review with "[[Sarah Palin]] is stupid. There, I got my Sarah Palin joke out of the way, let's talk about ''Alaska''."
* Opening the review with "[[Sarah Palin]] is stupid. There, I got my Sarah Palin joke out of the way, let's talk about ''Alaska''."
* The Critic commenting on how the music always has to sound epic over footage of Nothing Happening.
* The Critic commenting on how the music always has to sound epic over footage of Nothing Happening.
** He then sings: CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR YOU'RE CLEAR CLEAR CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR YOU'RE CLEAR CLEAR CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR! Clear!
** He then sings: CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR YOU'RE CLEAR CLEAR CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR YOU'RE CLEAR CLEAR CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR! Clear!
* Shifting between cooing and awwing and horrified screaming as he interlinks clips of the [[Beary Funny|adorable polar bear cub playing in the snow]] with clips of a [[Everything's Worse with Bears|bear mauling bloodied carcasses and attacking people]].
* Shifting between cooing and awwing and horrified screaming as he interlinks clips of the [[Beary Funny|adorable polar bear cub playing in the snow]] with clips of a [[Everything's Worse with Bears|bear mauling bloodied carcasses and attacking people]].
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** When the poachers use the mother polar bear's carcass as a hand puppet: "[[Dude, Not Funny|It's like putting on a cute puppet show at your great aunt's funeral!]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|WITH YOUR GREAT AUNT!]]"
** When the poachers use the mother polar bear's carcass as a hand puppet: "[[Dude, Not Funny|It's like putting on a cute puppet show at your great aunt's funeral!]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|WITH YOUR GREAT AUNT!]]"
** "You know, there's being mean in a movie, and then there's being the devil. This is being...the devil's devil, the devil the devil goes to when the devil's not being devilish enough. What's this rated? Doesn't matter IT SHOULDN'T BE VIEWED BY ANYBODY!"
** "You know, there's being mean in a movie, and then there's being the devil. This is being...the devil's devil, the devil the devil goes to when the devil's not being devilish enough. What's this rated? Doesn't matter IT SHOULDN'T BE VIEWED BY ANYBODY!"
*** Makes it even more hilarious for a split second when he's about to zoom in on the poster when he asks what the movie's rated, then cuts back to him when he refuses!
*** Makes it even more hilarious for a split second when he's about to zoom in on the poster when he asks what the movie's rated, then cuts back to him when he refuses!
* The Critic mocking the rescue crew's incompetence.
* The Critic mocking the rescue crew's incompetence.
{{quote|"DUUUUUUUH, ''WE'' NO SEE YOUR DAD-DY."}}
{{quote|"DUUUUUUUH, ''WE'' NO SEE YOUR DAD-DY."}}
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* "Just when the bear's about to be shot, he bites the knee which forces him to shoot the guy which forces him to shoot the helicopter which forces the controls to explode that WORRIED THE CAT WHO ATE THE RAT THAT LIVED IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT! Now give kudos, that's a funny way to go."
* "Just when the bear's about to be shot, he bites the knee which forces him to shoot the guy which forces him to shoot the helicopter which forces the controls to explode that WORRIED THE CAT WHO ATE THE RAT THAT LIVED IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT! Now give kudos, that's a funny way to go."
** Complete with a photo of [[Jack Nicholson]] [[Batman (film)|as]] [[The Joker]].
** Complete with a photo of [[Jack Nicholson]] [[Batman (film)|as]] [[The Joker]].
* Dump Dead Disney Parents here!
* Dump Dead Disney Parents here!




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== Simon Sez ==
== Simon Sez ==
* "[[Batman (film)|I'm]] [[Pac-Man]]."
* "[[Batman (film)|I'm]] [[Pac-Man]]."
* I just want to Dance, Dance, Dance.
* I just want to Dance, Dance, Dance.
* The both of them laughing at a lame pun for 15 seconds straight.
* The both of them laughing at a lame pun for 15 seconds straight.
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** The FBI badge, "Department of Criticism". Heck, the picture of himself on the badge.
** The FBI badge, "Department of Criticism". Heck, the picture of himself on the badge.
** The hand shadows.
** The hand shadows.
** Casper flying by in the intro.
** Casper flying by in the intro.
** For both this and for the rest of Nostalgia-ween, he even has the X-Files theme as his closing music.
** For both this and for the rest of Nostalgia-ween, he even has the X-Files theme as his closing music.
* [[Creepy Doll|The Dolls]] in the police chief's office. Aaaaaand cue sketch!
* [[Creepy Doll|The Dolls]] in the police chief's office. Aaaaaand cue sketch!
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* The Critic emphasizing the silliness of the ghosts by playing ''Grim Grinning Ghosts'' from The Haunted Mansion ride.
* The Critic emphasizing the silliness of the ghosts by playing ''Grim Grinning Ghosts'' from The Haunted Mansion ride.
* The scene with the child's face appearing on the Critic's pillow. Half hilarious and half [[Nightmare Fuel]].
* The scene with the child's face appearing on the Critic's pillow. Half hilarious and half [[Nightmare Fuel]].
** 100 percent [[Mood Whiplash]].
** 100 percent [[Mood Whiplash]].
* The ending:
* The ending:
{{quote|"I'm the Nostalgia Critic, and not even a ''[[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|bisexual]] Catherine Zeta-Jones'' could save this movie. *''[[Beat]]''* Think about ''that''."}}
{{quote|"I'm the Nostalgia Critic, and not even a ''[[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|bisexual]] Catherine Zeta-Jones'' could save this movie. *''[[Beat]]''* Think about ''that''."}}
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'''Critic''': You're gift-wrapping this jokes for me, you know! }}
'''Critic''': You're gift-wrapping this jokes for me, you know! }}
* What he's like after he's been drinking alone: [[Shirtless Scene|shirtless]] and eating food off the floor, while a woman yells at him.
* What he's like after he's been drinking alone: [[Shirtless Scene|shirtless]] and eating food off the floor, while a woman yells at him.
** Better than that, it's a take on the drunk [[David Hasselhoff]] video.
** Better than that, it's a take on the drunk [[David Hasselhoff]] video.
* "Aww, now I don't get to use my [[Looney Tunes|Witch Hazel]] clip."
* "Aww, now I don't get to use my [[Looney Tunes|Witch Hazel]] clip."
* The rant at the end that starts out calm and slowly grows in rage and intensity, where he calls out ''all'' the plot holes, including how the "Book of Shadows" in the title '''''isn't even mentioned at all'''''.
* The rant at the end that starts out calm and slowly grows in rage and intensity, where he calls out ''all'' the plot holes, including how the "Book of Shadows" in the title '''''isn't even mentioned at all'''''.
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* The whole scene where the Shredder from the ''Ninja Turtles'' film sees images from the climax of said film.
* The whole scene where the Shredder from the ''Ninja Turtles'' film sees images from the climax of said film.
{{quote|'''Critic as Shredder:''' "Okay, seriously! NO ONE saw that? At ''all??!''"}}
{{quote|'''Critic as Shredder:''' "Okay, seriously! NO ONE saw that? At ''all??!''"}}
* His pointing out how funny the "I swear to Christ" line really sounds, then comparing it to Miss Piggy's voice.
* His pointing out how funny the "I swear to Christ" line really sounds, then comparing it to Miss Piggy's voice.
* Chester A. Bum popping up in the middle of the critic clips.
* Chester A. Bum popping up in the middle of the critic clips.
{{quote|'''Kim''': Keep your motherfuckin' change!
{{quote|'''Kim''': Keep your motherfuckin' change!
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** "This is the species that's turning '''[[Twilight (novel)|this]]''' into a ''cultural phenomenon!!''"
** "This is the species that's turning '''[[Twilight (novel)|this]]''' into a ''cultural phenomenon!!''"
** "YOU ARE FIRED FROM ''BREATHING!!!'' Please pack up your desk, and kindly leave '''''[[Large Ham|LIIIIIFFFFEEE!!!!!]]'''''"
** "YOU ARE FIRED FROM ''BREATHING!!!'' Please pack up your desk, and kindly leave '''''[[Large Ham|LIIIIIFFFFEEE!!!!!]]'''''"
* After seeing one of Doug's overly-elaborate fantasies, the Critic imagines a possible crossover with [[What the Fuck Is Wrong With You|Nash]]. He's a knight, Nash is wearing a lab coat, a towel on his head and holding the Space Core from ''[[Portal 2]]'', and they're in a little girl's room adorned with [[Hello Kitty]] items.
* After seeing one of Doug's overly-elaborate fantasies, the Critic imagines a possible crossover with [[What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?|Nash]]. He's a knight, Nash is wearing a lab coat, a towel on his head and holding the Space Core from ''[[Portal 2]]'', and they're in a little girl's room adorned with [[Hello Kitty]] items.
{{quote|'''Nash:''' ...You are ''weird''.}}
{{quote|'''Nash:''' ...You are ''weird''.}}
* "[[Running Gag|Buuut...I digress.]]"
* "[[Running Gag|Buuut...I digress.]]"
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{{quote|'''Chick:''' ...And besides, it brought back the cinematic musical.
{{quote|'''Chick:''' ...And besides, it brought back the cinematic musical.
'''Nella and Elisa:''' ...ic-cal... }}
'''Nella and Elisa:''' ...ic-cal... }}
* "[[When Harry Met Sally|I'll have what she's having.]]"
* "[[When Harry Met Sally...|I'll have what she's having.]]"
* As Satine tries to...seduce...the Duke while trying to hide Christian, the caption "[[Irony|Oscar Nominated Performance]]" appears.
* As Satine tries to...seduce...the Duke while trying to hide Christian, the caption "[[Irony|Oscar Nominated Performance]]" appears.
** Followed up by:
** Followed up by:
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*''Beat''*
*''Beat''*
'''Critic:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|Where, and when?]] }}
'''Critic:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|Where, and when?]] }}
* The Chick's latest attempt to seduce [[Todd in the Shadows]] using the above method.
* The Chick's latest attempt to seduce [[Todd in the Shadows]] using the above method.
{{quote|'''Todd:''' *''[[Face Palm]]''* ...I really should stop opening attachments from her.}}
{{quote|'''Todd:''' *''[[Face Palm]]''* ...I really should stop opening attachments from her.}}
** The title alone: "[[Stalker with a Crush|This will make you love me, I SWEAR!]]"
** The title alone: "[[Stalker with a Crush|This will make you love me, I SWEAR!]]"
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* The reaction to [[Large Ham|the Duke character]] in the movie.
* The reaction to [[Large Ham|the Duke character]] in the movie.
{{quote|'''Duke:''' I JUST ''DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!!!''}}
{{quote|'''Duke:''' I JUST ''DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!!!''}}
* The Chick whips out ''[[The Little Mermaid]]'' in support of the Critic's mocking of "love at first sight." Brentalfloss sees the cover and says, "A-ha! A penis!"
* The Chick whips out ''[[The Little Mermaid]]'' in support of the Critic's mocking of "love at first sight." Brentalfloss sees the cover and says, "A-ha! A penis!"
** Also, the Critic telling the Chick to shut up because he likes ''The Little Mermaid''; doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for fans who were less than pleased with the Chick's hatred of the movie.
** Also, the Critic telling the Chick to shut up because he likes ''The Little Mermaid''; doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for fans who were less than pleased with the Chick's hatred of the movie.
** In the outtakes, Doug notes that ''all'' the towers look like penises to him, and says, "Maybe I'm just really sick."
** In the outtakes, Doug notes that ''all'' the towers look like penises to him, and says, "Maybe I'm just really sick."
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* The callback to "[[Leprechaun (film)|Fuck you, Lucky Charms!]]" when Andy says "[[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|This ''is'' the end, 'friend'!]]"
* The callback to "[[Leprechaun (film)|Fuck you, Lucky Charms!]]" when Andy says "[[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|This ''is'' the end, 'friend'!]]"
{{quote|'''"[[True Lies|You're fired.]]"'''}}
{{quote|'''"[[True Lies|You're fired.]]"'''}}
* When {{spoiler|Chucky gets various parts of his body shot off}}, audio from [[Monty Python and The Holy Grail|the Black Knight's]] [[Only a Flesh Wound|famous scene]] begins to play.
* When {{spoiler|Chucky gets various parts of his body shot off}}, audio from [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|the Black Knight's]] [[Only a Flesh Wound|famous scene]] begins to play.
{{quote|{{spoiler|1='''BlackNight!Chucky''': 'tis but a scratch!}}
{{quote|{{spoiler|1='''BlackNight!Chucky''': 'tis but a scratch!}}
{{spoiler|'''King Arthur''': A scratch?! Your arm's off!}}
{{spoiler|'''King Arthur''': A scratch?! Your arm's off!}}
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