Oh God, Not Again: Difference between revisions

'''Harry:''' I've been taught to drop my wand and summon snakes. Our dueling club was kind of substandard. }}

* [[Complaining About Rescues They Don't Like]]: Ginny was quite put out by the lack of heroics involved in Harry's defeat of the basilisk.

* [[Crazy Prepared]]: {{spoiler|When Pettigrew is caught, Luna pulls out a animagus-proof jar that her father had her carry around in case she ever ran across an illegal animagus she wanted to capture}}.

* [[The Cuckoolander Was Right]]: {{spoiler|Luna is the only person to figure out Harry and Sirius time-traveled. It seemed obvious to her}}. Harry comes off like this to others, as most things he says are bat-shit insane, but slowly people realize that the more over-the-top Harry's predictions are, the more accurate he gets.

{{quote| '''Remus:''' Nymphadora is not my girlfriend!<br />

'''Harry:''' She lets you call her [[Embarrassing First Name|Nymphadora]]. }}

** Luna has seen ''[[The Princess Bride (Film)|The Princess Bride]]'' and read ''[[The Picture of Dorian Gray]]''.

** Moody mentions The Dark Side, unintentionally referencing ''[[Star Wars]]'' to Harry's amusement.

{{quote| '''Snape:''' POTTER! Enough about your mythological creatures and your obscure Muggle literature!}}

* [[Stunned Silence]]: The Death Eaters' reaction when Harry throws off Voldemort's Imperio Curse and proceeds to mouth off at him.

{{quote| '''Harry:''' [Dobby's] apparently gotten it into his head that Hogwarts is a walking death trap and therefore I'm better off with my Muggle relatives and in particular my Muggle uncle who could snap at any time and try and strangle me. Therefore, he sealed the portal to the platform and Ron and I got bored so we decided not to wait for everyone to fix the mess and just fly here.<br />

'''Draco:''' That has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. }}