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[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5780009/1/bOm_b_bNom_b_bNom_b_Hamsterchan Om Nom Nom, Hamster-chan!] is a ''[[Hayate the Combat Butler (Manga)|Hayate the Combat Butler]]'' [[Fanfic|fan]][[Crack Fic|fic]] by Troper [[Tropers/Evil Fuzzy 9|Evil Fuzzy 9]] ostensibly following the attempts of [[Unlucky Childhood Friend|Ayumu Nishizawa]] to create a [[Tenchi Solution|harem]] for her beloved Hayate. ''Ostensibly''. In execution, however, it <s>tends to focus</s> focuses more on the escapades of the [[Spotlight-Stealing Squad|main characters]], [[Hilarity Ensues|to great effect]].
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* [[Alternate Universe Fic]]: Diverges from the original storyline at around the end of the Golden Week Arc and never looks back.
* [[Bi the Way]]: "[[Word of God|The harem Ayumu is building is as much for her as it is for Hayate]]"<ref> ~ [[Tropers/Evil Fuzzy 9|Evil Fuzzy 9]]</ref>.
* [[Crack Fic]]
* [[Tenchi Solution]]: What Ayumu hopes to achieve. 
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* [[Alternate Universe Fic]]: Diverges from the original storyline at around the end of the Golden Week Arc and never looks back.
* [[Career Killer|Assassin]]: [[Meaningful Name|Dire]] [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Rat]] is supposedly the best at what he does, [[Overshadowed By Awesome|but he is simply no match]] for the likes of [[Battle Butler|Hay]][[Lightning Bruiser|ate]] [[Made of Iron|Aya]][[Determinator|saki]].
* [[Attack! Attack! Attack!]]:  {{spoiler|Dire Rat}} quickly abandons all pretense of subtlety  {{spoiler|once he has been cornered by Hayate}}, abandoning all of his other tactics in favor of this.
* [[Badass Boast]]: Outmatched or not, Dire Rat can still brag with the best of 'em.
* [[Bi the Way]]: "[[Word of God|The harem Ayumu is building is as much for her as it is for Hayate]]"<ref> ~ [[Tropers/Evil Fuzzy 9|Evil Fuzzy 9]]</ref>.
* [[Crack Fic]]
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Wataru is this most of the time he shows up; Nagi is also this whenever she isn't alternating between [[Tsundere|fawning over Hayate and angrily berating berating Hayate]].
* [[Defeat Means Friendship]]: [[Deconstructed Trope|Deconstructed]]. Dire Rat only agrees to work for Nagi because he had already been planning on retiring, only needed an excuse to do so, and figured that Nagi would be easy enough to manipulate. That poor, deluded bastard.
* [[Fan Nickname]]: The author calls the [[Lemony Narrator|narrator]] [[Norio Wakamoto|Narrio]] [[Actor Allusion|Wakamator]].
* [[Fanon]]: [[Invoked Trope|Invoked]] by the author when he decides to make Sharna British via a bit of contrived [[Insane Troll Logic]].
* [[Fan Service]]: A fight scene between Tama and an assassin is interrupted by a [[Les Yay|female bon]][[Erotic Eating|ding scene]] between Ayumu and Hina.
* [[Gratuitous Japanese]]: Largely averted except for <s>one</s> [[Word of God|two]]<ref> As far as I, [[Tropers/Evil Fuzzy 9|Evil Fuzzy 9]], have planned, there will only be one other unique sentence in Japanese, and that one will not show up for a while.</ref> occasions, [[Logic Bomb|one of which has not actually occurred yet]].
* [[Highly-Visible Ninja]]: Ayumu and Nagi dress like these during a clandestine meeting.
* [[Lampshade Hanging]]
* [[Les Yay]]
* [[Memetic Badass]]: In a fight between a world-class assassin and a world-class butler, who would emerge victorious? ''[[Squirrel Girl]]''.
* [[Miles Gloriosus]]: Dire Rat is a borderline example, and possibly even an aversion of this trope if Klaus's initial reaction to his presence is anything to go [[Prepositions Are Not to End Sentences With|by]]. 
* [[Ninja]]: In the first chapter, Ayumu and Nagi both dress in a manner reflecting how they view ninja, with Nagi dressed as an [[Highly-Visible Ninja|orange-clad]] ''[[Naruto]]'' cosplayer, while Nishizawa is dressed like a more traditional, [[Hollywood History|but still anachronistic]] black-clad shinobi.
** [[Career Killer|Dire Rat]] claims to be a ninja when making a promise to Klaus. 
* [[No Fourth Wall]]: The main characters are fully aware of their fictional nature, and it is not uncommon for entire ''scenes'' to focus on this [[Rule of Funny|just to set up a gag or punchline]].
* [[Omake]]: There is one at the end of each chapter.
* [[Original Flavor]]: The author goes to great lengths to emulate the style of the original series humor and quirky characterization. [[Your Mileage May Vary|Whether or not he succeeds is up for debate]].
* [[Rule of Funny]]
* [[Self Deprecating Humor]]: [[Who Writes This Crap?|Mainly with characters remarking on the utter absurdity of various gags and occurrences within the story]].
* [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness]]: [[Tropers/Evil Fuzzy 9|The author]] occasionally does this, sometimes to almost [[Author Vocabulary Calendar]] levels with gems like ''acerbic-saccharine acquaintanceship''.
* [[Shout-Out]]: Much like the original series, this fic is loaded to the brim with these.
* [[Lawful Stupid]]: Arguably averted by Hayate when he points out that, since his ancestors were scum, his only honor comes from doing his duty to his lady as efficiently as possible, [[Combat Pragmatist|even if he must use decidedly underhanded methods to accomplish this]].
* [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]]: Nagi denies watching Hayate on Closed-Circuit Television... when asked how she could be sure he was master [[A Date With Rosie Palms|of his]] [[Sein Language|own domain]].
* [[That Liar Lies]]: Nagi delves into this when she accuses Maria of wondering whether or not to lie to her mistress when asked a question to which the honest answer would simply be out of the question.
* [[Translation Train Wreck]]: In the first [[Omake]].

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