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** Made even more hilarious if you speak any German, as "Einhorn" means "Unicorn" or, literally, "one horn".

* From ''[[The Pirate Movie]]'': "Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" It turned out to be a knife that the pirate threw into the wall before demonstrating that he was indeed glad to see her.

** [[Biggus Dickus|"Oh, it is]] [[Elmuh Fudd Syndwome|twue!"]]

* ''[[Americas Sweethearts]]'' -- during a dream sequence, we get this conversation between the ex-sweethearts: "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" "Actually, it's a gun." *shoots her repeatedly*

'''Movie Mulder:''' My flashlight. }}

** The joke is further extended when the movie Scully tells Mulder she's in love with A.D. Skinner. When asked by Mulder what Skinner has that he doesn't, Scully answers "Bigger flashlight."

{{quote|'''Mulder''': That's my penlight.

'''Scully''': Really? I thought a longstanding curiosity had just been satisfied. }}

* Even ''[[Pee-wee's Playhouse]]'' had a [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]] moment: It substituted "wrench", and had Miss Yvonne say it to Carlos. He had a wrench, obviously; The Radar isn't blind.

* Used in ''[[Pushing Daisies]]'', though without the exact line. After {{spoiler|Olive kissed Ned}} in a previous episode, Olive tries to make light of the awkwardness between them. When they bump against each other, she says "This is... what it is, isn't it? Unless that's not a rolling pin under your apron." Ned, of course, reaches under his apron and produces a rolling pin. Olive is ''quite'' the optimist, it seems.

* Half-used in an episode of ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'' where Carter and O'Neill are lying together for warmth.

* Similarly in ''[[The Thin Blue Line]]'' - PC Maggie Habib is getting into character for an entrapment operation, and uses the line on PC Kevin Goody - a naive manchild type character with a crush on her. After collapsing in embarrassment, he replies that "Actually, it's a Curly-Wurly" (chocolate bar)

* In the ''[[3rd Rock from the Sun]]'' episode "Why Dickie Can't Teach", Harry enters an executive meeting with a salami in one of his pockets (long story) and someone asks him if that's a salami in his pocket. He, of course, replies, "Nah, I'm just happy to see ya."

{{quote|'''Marion:''' Why Robin, is that Sir Guy's sword in your scabbard?

'''Robin:''' No, I'm just happy to see you! }}

{{quote|Is this a riot, or are you just pleased to see me?

Why aren't we holding hands and talking sweet? }}

* "Bullet" by Jessie James.

{{quote|Be careful what you wish for, you get what you see

* Used in ''[[Monkey Island]]'': "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?" The hero had just stolen a banana from these guys. They weren't pleased.

** Also in the [[PlayStation 3]] version of ''[[Tales of Monkey Island]]'', one of the bronze trophies obtained in Chapter 1 (when Guybrush sees the effects of the Pox of LeChuck on the inhabitants) is labeled, "Is That a Pox on Your Face, or Are You Just Angry to See Me?"

{{quote|"Is that a treaty in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"}}

* Walking up to female villagers you saved in ''[[Overlord]]'' may cause them to say: "Is that a pumpkin in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

* Played with in [http://www.explosm.net/comics/1911/ this] ''[[Cyanide and Happiness]]'' comic.

** Another has "It's a gun. And I hate seeing you." Followed by the man making a thrusting motion, and the gun shooting the questioner.

* ''[[Luke Surl]]'' had a [http://www.lukesurl.com/archives/3266 WACOM stylus] in the pocket. Or not.

* ''[[What's New with Phil and Dixie]]'', when they finally got their "[[Running Gag|Sex and D&D" themed issue]]. This specific gag was [http://www.airshipentertainment.com/growfcomic.php?date=20080601 about orcs]...

'''Security Guard:''' [[Never Heard That One Before|I've heard that one. Every shoplifter uses that joke.]] }}

* Played with once in ''[[Family Guy]]'': Cleveland once begins with "Is that a banana in your pocket," but ends it with "or an erection in your pocket?", essentially [[Don't Explain the Joke|explaining the joke]] before it's finished.

* [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Comes up]] occasionally in [[Archer]].

* From ''[[The Venture Brothers]]'':

* [http://www.komonews.com/news/45715787.html This Clerk] actually manages to use the line on an armed robber(who actually DID have a pistol in his pocket), before calling him a dumbass!

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAepItFDXc4 That's my penis].

 

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