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{{quote|'''Mariana:''' Don't pee in the water.<br />
{{quote|'''Mariana:''' Don't pee in the water.
'''Beck:''' Why?<br />
'''Beck:''' Why?
'''Mariana:''' A candiru, a vicious parasite will swim up the urine into your ''pau''.<br />
'''Mariana:''' A candiru, a vicious parasite will swim up the urine into your ''pau''.
'''Beck:''' Swim up my what?<br />
'''Beck:''' Swim up my what?
'''Mariana:''' Your pinto. It'll swim up your ding-dong. And once it gets in, you can't get it out.<br />
'''Mariana:''' Your pinto. It'll swim up your ding-dong. And once it gets in, you can't get it out.
'''Beck:''' ''(stammers)'' Well, then what?<br />
'''Beck:''' ''(stammers)'' Well, then what?
'''Mariana:''' They have to amputate.<br />
'''Mariana:''' They have to amputate.
'''Beck:''' ''(closing his pants really tight)'' Not this boy's pinto. Uh-uh. Not today!|''[[The Rundown|The Rundown / Welcome to the Jungle]]''}}
'''Beck:''' ''(closing his pants really tight)'' Not this boy's pinto. Uh-uh. Not today!|''[[The Rundown|The Rundown / Welcome to the Jungle]]''}}


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** And before she did it to the girl, she did it to a dog.
** And before she did it to the girl, she did it to a dog.
** She also does this with the snakes she controls instead of herself: if she can get something into an entry point to your body she can send in hundreds of snakes which let her track you wherever you are and can rip you to pieces whenever she tells them to.
** She also does this with the snakes she controls instead of herself: if she can get something into an entry point to your body she can send in hundreds of snakes which let her track you wherever you are and can rip you to pieces whenever she tells them to.
* Happens too many times to count in ''~Jojo's Bizarre Adventure~''.
* Happens too many times to count in ''[[Jojo's Bizarre Adventure]]''.
* In the manga version of ''[[Ju-on]]'', this is how Kanna meets her end when a bunch of possessed cats enter her mouth {{spoiler|and [[Nightmare Fuel|tear her jaw off]]}}.
* In the manga version of ''[[Ju-on]]'', this is how Kanna meets her end when a bunch of possessed cats enter her mouth {{spoiler|and [[Nightmare Fuel|tear her jaw off]]}}.
* In the DVD remake of one episode of ''[[Bakemonogatari]]''.
* In the DVD remake of one episode of ''[[Bakemonogatari]]''.
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* In ''Sniper'', Thomas Beckett (Tom Berenger) warns his partner not to urinate as they are wading through a waist-deep river, because small organisms will enter his urethra and dig in with spikes.
* In ''Sniper'', Thomas Beckett (Tom Berenger) warns his partner not to urinate as they are wading through a waist-deep river, because small organisms will enter his urethra and dig in with spikes.
* ''[[Starship Troopers (film)|Starship Troopers]] II'', the [[B-Movie|low-budget sequel]] to the movie, introduced a breed of bugs that entered through the mouth to control the humans (it was also a convenient way to save on the special effects).
* ''[[Starship Troopers (film)|Starship Troopers]] II'', the [[B-Movie|low-budget sequel]] to the movie, introduced a breed of bugs that entered through the mouth to control the humans (it was also a convenient way to save on the special effects).
* The larval Ceti eels in ''<nowiki>~Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan~</nowiki>'' enter through the ear.
* The larval Ceti eels in ''<nowiki>[[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan]]</nowiki>'' enter through the ear.
** The Centaurian Slugs in the new ''[[Star Trek (film)|Star Trek]]'' movie crawl down through the victim's throat. [[Word of God]] says they're a [[Shout-Out]] to the Ceti eels.
** The Centaurian Slugs in the new ''[[Star Trek (film)|Star Trek]]'' movie crawl down through the victim's throat. [[Word of God]] says they're a [[Shout-Out]] to the Ceti eels.
* In the short film ''Ghosts'', the Maestro (played by [[Michael Jackson]]) possesses the Mayor (also played by Jackson, believe it or not) this way.
* In the short film ''Ghosts'', the Maestro (played by [[Michael Jackson]]) possesses the Mayor (also played by Jackson, believe it or not) this way.
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** In episode "Franz Hopper", instead of possessing one specter tries to clog Jérémie's airways by entering his mouth and nose.
** In episode "Franz Hopper", instead of possessing one specter tries to clog Jérémie's airways by entering his mouth and nose.
* In one episode of ''[[The Simpsons]]'', Groundskeeper Willie fills the auditorium with rats in revenge for being humiliated. Bart warns Milhouse not to open his mouth; of course, Milhouse starts to say "What?", at which point half a dozen rats leap in.
* In one episode of ''[[The Simpsons]]'', Groundskeeper Willie fills the auditorium with rats in revenge for being humiliated. Bart warns Milhouse not to open his mouth; of course, Milhouse starts to say "What?", at which point half a dozen rats leap in.
* [[Played for Laughs]] in ''<nowiki>~Avatar: The Last Airbender~</nowiki>''. Momo is missing, and Sokka thinks Appa ate him, so he crawls in Appa's mouth to see. Appa just spits him out.
* [[Played for Laughs]] in ''<nowiki>[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]</nowiki>''. Momo is missing, and Sokka thinks Appa ate him, so he crawls in Appa's mouth to see. Appa just spits him out.
* Done in [[Looney Tunes|Sylvester's]] first short ''Life With Feathers'', in which a [[Incredibly Lame Pun|henpecked]] male bird wants to commit suicide, so decides to feed himself to the cat. Of course, Sylvester is [[Paranoia Fuel|suspicious]] about why the bird would want to do this, so he spends the entire cartoon running away, with the aforementioned bird chasing him and pleading to be eaten. Found [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3li1j_life-with-feathers_family here].
* Done in [[Looney Tunes|Sylvester's]] first short ''Life With Feathers'', in which a [[Incredibly Lame Pun|henpecked]] male bird wants to commit suicide, so decides to feed himself to the cat. Of course, Sylvester is [[Paranoia Fuel|suspicious]] about why the bird would want to do this, so he spends the entire cartoon running away, with the aforementioned bird chasing him and pleading to be eaten. Found [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3li1j_life-with-feathers_family here].
* ''[[Sym-Bionic Titan]]'' takes this to a disturbing extreme. Xishi, a squid-like monster about the size of an average human, climbs ''all the way down her victim's throat'' and forces them to speak the truth. What's really creepy about it is that Xishi's face is visible from inside the victim's throat.
* ''[[Sym-Bionic Titan]]'' takes this to a disturbing extreme. Xishi, a squid-like monster about the size of an average human, climbs ''all the way down her victim's throat'' and forces them to speak the truth. What's really creepy about it is that Xishi's face is visible from inside the victim's throat.