Overly Pre-Prepared Gag/Quotes
Contract —liner notes from The Dokaka Discography
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I gambled my last dollar, was thrown out in the street, —Al Duvall, "Dark Inside"
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Lister: Sometimes, I think it's cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence. 'Smart Shoes' they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk you were, they could always get you home. But he got rattled one night in Oslo and woke up the next morning in Burma. You see, his shoes got bored going from his local to his flat. They wanted to see the world, you know. He had a hell of a job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd show up again the next day. He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down. |
Carla: Turk made me watch Anaconda with him. |