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* "[[Cecil B. Demented|''Some Kind of Happiness''? I've already filmed it. Only my version is called ''Some Kind of Horniness''.]]"

* In ''[[The 40-Year-Old Virgin]]'', the films in the protagonist's [[Porn Stash]] have titles such as ''[[School of Rock|School Of Cock]]''. Which actually does exist, to absolutely no one's surprise.

* Not necessarily a parody, but [http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13885/night-with-the-kids/ this] iPhone auto-correct failure corrected ''[[Puss in Boots (animation)|Puss in Boots]]'' to ''Pussy 'n Butts'', which commenters noted would be a great porno version of the movie (the other option, ''Pus'' in Butts, not so much.). Other porno-sounding autocorrects include ''[[The Count of Monte Cristo|The Cunt of Monte Cristo]]'' and ''[[Planet of the Apes|Panty of the Apes]]''.

* Not necessarily a parody, but [https://web.archive.org/web/20121127153457/http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/13885/night-with-the-kids/ this] iPhone auto-correct failure corrected ''[[Puss in Boots (animation)|Puss in Boots]]'' to ''Pussy 'n Butts'', which commenters noted would be a great porno version of the movie (the other option, ''Pus'' in Butts, not so much.). Other porno-sounding autocorrects include ''[[The Count of Monte Cristo|The Cunt of Monte Cristo]]'' and ''[[Planet of the Apes|Panty of the Apes]]''.

* ''[[Tromeo and Juliet]]'' has a [[Porn Stash]] going after other Shakespeare plays with ''[[Julius Caesar (theatre)|Et Tu, Blow Job]]'', ''[[The Merchant of Venice|The Merchant of Penis]]'', ''[[As You Like It|As You Lick It]]'', and ''[[Much Ado About Nothing|Much To Do About Humping]]''.

{{quote|'''[[Brows Held High|Oancitizen]]''': Please, no ''[[Titus Andronicus|Titties Andronicus]]''? No ''[[Coriolanus|Glory Hole Anus]]''? No ''[[A Midnight Summers Dream|A Midnight Summer's Cream]]''?