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* [[Can't Catch Up]]: Because of the [[Anti Poop Socking]] system, it is virtually impossible to equal or surpass anyone who started playing before you did.

* [[Church of Happyology]]: The description of Keldon Brains, an illegal commodity:

{{quote| "The 'Cyantology' movement - which consists mainly of unqualified scientists and quack doctors outside of Keldon space - believes to have found the essence of immortality in Keldon brains. They pay good money for their freaky experiments. This highly illegal contraband can not be bought in normal places."}}

{{quote|"The 'Cyantology' movement - which consists mainly of unqualified scientists and quack doctors outside of Keldon space - believes to have found the essence of immortality in Keldon brains. They pay good money for their freaky experiments. This highly illegal contraband can not be bought in normal places."}}

* [[Cool Spaceship]]: While all of them are far superior to what we have in real life, not all of them are considered cool, at least relative to the better ones.

* [[Critical Existence Failure]]: Keep at least one hull point, and you're good to go. Lose it: boom. Naturally, more than one person has survived an attack by another with just one hull point left.