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{{quote|'''Sen. [[Gender Blender Name|Lindsey]] Graham (R-SC)''': Christmas Day bomber. Where were you at on Christmas Day? |
{{quote|'''Sen. [[Gender Blender Name|Lindsey]] Graham (R-SC)''': Christmas Day bomber. Where were you at on Christmas Day? |
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'''[[American Courts|Supreme Court]] nominee Elena Kagan''': Senator... I assume the question you mean is whether a person who's apprehended in the United States-- |
'''[[American Courts|Supreme Court]] nominee Elena Kagan''': Senator... I assume the question you mean is whether a person who's apprehended in the United States-- |
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'''Graham''':''(interrupting)'' Nah, I'm just asking where you were at on Christmas. |
'''Graham''':''(interrupting)'' Nah, I'm just asking where you were at on Christmas. |
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'''Kagan''': ''(laughs)'' You know, like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant. |
'''Kagan''': ''(laughs)'' You know, like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant. |
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''(Laughter from crowd)'' |
''(Laughter from crowd)'' |
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'''Graham''': Great answer! |
'''Graham''': Great answer! |
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'''Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT)''': I could just see that one coming... |
'''Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT)''': I could just see that one coming... |
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'''Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY)''':<ref>Himself Jewish</ref> [[Captain Obvious|Because they're the only places open]]. }} |
'''Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY)''':<ref>Himself Jewish</ref> [[Captain Obvious|Because they're the only places open]]. }} |
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