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{{quote|''Planet Zebeth... a plot-based Metroid comic strip, centered around booze, chaos, and destruction. And people say that Paint and text editors are useless...''}} |
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{{quote|''"Metroids are jerks."'' |'''Kraid''' }} |
{{quote|''"Metroids are jerks."'' |'''Kraid''' }} |
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* [[Berserk Button]]: For the love of god, don't be a [[Jerkass]] around Samus. Also Crocomire Hunter snapped once after two [[Insistent Terminology|Samii]] blast a Trabnagian he had saved from Samus before. |
* [[Berserk Button]]: For the love of god, don't be a [[Jerkass]] around Samus. Also Crocomire Hunter snapped once after two [[Insistent Terminology|Samii]] blast a Trabnagian he had saved from Samus before. |
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* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: As stated by [[Too Dumb to Live|Kraid]] in [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z673.html this strip]: |
* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: As stated by [[Too Dumb to Live|Kraid]] in [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z673.html this strip]: |
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{{quote|'''Kraid''': ''I forgot the most important rule of dealing with Samus. If she should EVER act nicely for some reason, watch the hell out.'' |
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(He then promptly takes several missiles to the spine shortly after losing most of his thick skin.) }} |
(He then promptly takes several missiles to the spine shortly after losing most of his thick skin.) }} |
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* [[Big No]]: A [[Running Gag]]. A prime example is [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z108.html when Kraid steals Samus's high-jump.] The [[Big No]] is so big that she keeps screaming into the next comic, catches her breath, then resumes. |
* [[Big No]]: A [[Running Gag]]. A prime example is [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z108.html when Kraid steals Samus's high-jump.] The [[Big No]] is so big that she keeps screaming into the next comic, catches her breath, then resumes. |
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* [[Gender Swap]]: [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z134.html At one point] Samus and the Crocomire Hunter switch bodies. [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z158.html Samus] is [[Gender Bender|horrified]]. |
* [[Gender Swap]]: [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z134.html At one point] Samus and the Crocomire Hunter switch bodies. [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z158.html Samus] is [[Gender Bender|horrified]]. |
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* [[Get It Over With]]: From [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z223.html comic #223] -- |
* [[Get It Over With]]: From [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z223.html comic #223] -- |
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{{quote|'''Mother Brain''': ''Guess it's time for me to die then...'' |
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'''Samus''': ''No! It's time for you to LIIIIIIIVE! [[[Evil Laugh]]]'' }} |
'''Samus''': ''No! It's time for you to LIIIIIIIVE! [[[Evil Laugh]]]'' }} |
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* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Samus On Samus Is Hot]]: Lampshaded when Kraid witnesses a [http://www.zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z828.html deathmatch between two Samii]. A moment later, the pair mysteriously find a swimming pool full of mud, and decide to chuck the whole deathmatch thing: |
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Samus On Samus Is Hot]]: Lampshaded when Kraid witnesses a [http://www.zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z828.html deathmatch between two Samii]. A moment later, the pair mysteriously find a swimming pool full of mud, and decide to chuck the whole deathmatch thing: |
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{{quote|"I don't know... but being in here makes me want to wrestle rather than just blast you..." |
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"No... I just want to make out with you instead." |
"No... I just want to make out with you instead." |
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"Yes! Let's make out!" |
"Yes! Let's make out!" |
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"Lots!" |
"Lots!" |
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{{spoiler|It's all a daydream, of course, as a nearby minion rudely informs him.}} }} |
{{spoiler|It's all a daydream, of course, as a nearby minion rudely informs him.}} }} |
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* [[Going to Give It More Energy]]: How Samus and Kraid finally defeat the Omega Metroids in the ZR388 story arc - by feeding them random enemies until they explode. |
* [[Going to Give It More Energy]]: How Samus and Kraid finally defeat the Omega Metroids in the ZR388 story arc - by feeding them random enemies until they explode. |