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{{quote| ''Planet Zebeth... a plot-based Metroid comic strip, centered around booze, chaos, and destruction. And people say that Paint and text editors are useless...''}}
{{quote|''Planet Zebeth... a plot-based Metroid comic strip, centered around booze, chaos, and destruction. And people say that Paint and text editors are useless...''}}


{{quote|''"Metroids are jerks."'' |'''Kraid''' }}
{{quote|''"Metroids are jerks."'' |'''Kraid''' }}
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* [[Berserk Button]]: For the love of god, don't be a [[Jerkass]] around Samus. Also Crocomire Hunter snapped once after two [[Insistent Terminology|Samii]] blast a Trabnagian he had saved from Samus before.
* [[Berserk Button]]: For the love of god, don't be a [[Jerkass]] around Samus. Also Crocomire Hunter snapped once after two [[Insistent Terminology|Samii]] blast a Trabnagian he had saved from Samus before.
* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: As stated by [[Too Dumb to Live|Kraid]] in [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z673.html this strip]:
* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: As stated by [[Too Dumb to Live|Kraid]] in [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z673.html this strip]:
{{quote| '''Kraid''': ''I forgot the most important rule of dealing with Samus. If she should EVER act nicely for some reason, watch the hell out.''<br />
{{quote|'''Kraid''': ''I forgot the most important rule of dealing with Samus. If she should EVER act nicely for some reason, watch the hell out.''
(He then promptly takes several missiles to the spine shortly after losing most of his thick skin.) }}
(He then promptly takes several missiles to the spine shortly after losing most of his thick skin.) }}
* [[Big No]]: A [[Running Gag]]. A prime example is [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z108.html when Kraid steals Samus's high-jump.] The [[Big No]] is so big that she keeps screaming into the next comic, catches her breath, then resumes.
* [[Big No]]: A [[Running Gag]]. A prime example is [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z108.html when Kraid steals Samus's high-jump.] The [[Big No]] is so big that she keeps screaming into the next comic, catches her breath, then resumes.
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* [[Gender Swap]]: [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z134.html At one point] Samus and the Crocomire Hunter switch bodies. [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z158.html Samus] is [[Gender Bender|horrified]].
* [[Gender Swap]]: [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z134.html At one point] Samus and the Crocomire Hunter switch bodies. [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z158.html Samus] is [[Gender Bender|horrified]].
* [[Get It Over With]]: From [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z223.html comic #223] --
* [[Get It Over With]]: From [http://zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z223.html comic #223] --
{{quote| '''Mother Brain''': ''Guess it's time for me to die then...''<br />
{{quote|'''Mother Brain''': ''Guess it's time for me to die then...''
'''Samus''': ''No! It's time for you to LIIIIIIIVE! [[[Evil Laugh]]]'' }}
'''Samus''': ''No! It's time for you to LIIIIIIIVE! [[[Evil Laugh]]]'' }}
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Samus On Samus Is Hot]]: Lampshaded when Kraid witnesses a [http://www.zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z828.html deathmatch between two Samii]. A moment later, the pair mysteriously find a swimming pool full of mud, and decide to chuck the whole deathmatch thing:
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Samus On Samus Is Hot]]: Lampshaded when Kraid witnesses a [http://www.zebeth.com/planetzebeth/archives/z828.html deathmatch between two Samii]. A moment later, the pair mysteriously find a swimming pool full of mud, and decide to chuck the whole deathmatch thing:
{{quote| "I don't know... but being in here makes me want to wrestle rather than just blast you..." <br />
{{quote|"I don't know... but being in here makes me want to wrestle rather than just blast you..."
"No... I just want to make out with you instead."<br />
"No... I just want to make out with you instead."
"Yes! Let's make out!"<br />
"Yes! Let's make out!"
"Lots!"<br />
"Lots!"
{{spoiler|It's all a daydream, of course, as a nearby minion rudely informs him.}} }}
{{spoiler|It's all a daydream, of course, as a nearby minion rudely informs him.}} }}
* [[Going to Give It More Energy]]: How Samus and Kraid finally defeat the Omega Metroids in the ZR388 story arc - by feeding them random enemies until they explode.
* [[Going to Give It More Energy]]: How Samus and Kraid finally defeat the Omega Metroids in the ZR388 story arc - by feeding them random enemies until they explode.