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{{quote|Severus was not quite sure what a "[[Plot Hole|plothole]]" was, but Faustus seemed to be obsessed with them, and claimed they were everywhere. The evidence, he claimed, was abundant if you looked at England alone: Hogwarts had had a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher every year for twenty years without anybody noticing or commenting on it; nobody ever said the Dark Lord's name yet everybody seemed to know it; the Death Eaters, an illegal secret society, had decided it would be a brilliant idea to get indelible tattoos.|''[http://a-t-rain.livejournal.com/172664.html#cutid1 The Lamentable Comedy of Severus, Half-Blood Prince of Denmark]'', a ''[[Harry Potter]]'' [[Fanfic]] by '''After the Rain'''}}
{{quote|'''Kevin:''' Do you think the audience will notice the policeman's gold tooth and realize later in the movie that he's the smart burglar?
'''Kevin's Sister:''' ''Who cares?'' [[Take That|If they were paying attention they'd realize this plot is so full of holes the script could've been typed on Swiss cheese!]]|''Home A-Groan'', the ''[[Mad Magazine]]'' spoof of the original ''[[Home Alone]]''}}
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{{quote|''People hate [[Plot Hole|plot holes]] in movies. At least, that's what they'll tell you. But sometimes, if a movie is awesome enough, people will overlook even the most retarded gaps in reason and logic. ...At least, until some asshole on the Internet points them out and makes a big list of them.''|[http://www.cracked.com/ Cracked's] list of "[http://www.cracked.com/article_16625_8-classic-movies-that-got-away-with-gaping-plot-holes.html 8 Classic Movies That Got Away With Gaping Plot Holes]".}}
{{quote|"My god, this [[Plot]] is like Swiss cheese!"|Kyon
{{quote|"wild magic and miracle working, chaos theory and weird science, acts of god and freak occurrences, at the point where unbelievable coincidences and contrived events converge, I reach my hand into the gaping hole that exists in the [[Plot]] of the universe, I send my prayers across the barrier of logic, calling forth the forces of pure dumb luck to aid my quest, let the improbable happen, I summon [[Deus Ex Machina]]!!!"|Meji Hinadori
{{quote|"'''By the honor of [[Plot Hole
{{quote|'''Kuzco:''' No! It can't be! How'd you get back here before us?
'''Yzma:''' Ah--(pause) How did we Kronk?
'''Kronk:''' Well you got me. By all accounts it makes no sense.
|[[The Emperor's New Groove]] lampshading a literal [[Plot Hole]]}}
{{quote|'''Tom:''' "Oh, good, the
'''Joel:''' "'We're the Padding Department! Where's the plot hole?'"
|[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]: [[Gamera|Gamera vs. Guiron]]}}
{{quote|''Hold on... How come Vriska could read Jade's "Holo-screen" (?) Did she somehow learn how to read in English?''
''Oh fuck, Homestuck's leaking like a sieve, EVERYONE ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!''
|'''[[Andrew Hussie]]''', via his former Formspring}}
{{quote|"CHRISTOPH WALTZ leaves the FILM as confused as the AUDIENCE."|The Three Musketeers: The Abridged Script}}
{{quote|"...[[Wild Mass Guessing|Will Ike actually die? If he does, maybe he was killed by the Black Knight's son or something?]]"
"If Ike is killed from the Black Knight's son, I'll just assume the cause of death to be that he fell into a [[Plot Hole]] and died."
|Taken from a discussion speculating what will happen in [[Fire Emblem Tellius|Radiant Dawn]], before it was officially released in English. }}
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