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* This little exchange makes this troper crack up every time:
* This little exchange makes this troper crack up every time:
{{quote| '''Ratcliffe:''' We shall give them a proper English greeting.<br />
{{quote|'''Ratcliffe:''' We shall give them a proper English greeting.
'''Wiggins:''' [[Comically Missing the Point|OOH! Gift baskets!]] }}
'''Wiggins:''' [[Comically Missing the Point|OOH! Gift baskets!]] }}
** "[[Ironic Echo|And he came so highly recommended.]]"
** "[[Ironic Echo|And he came so highly recommended.]]"
*** An alternate scene has Wiggins saying, "Ooh! I do so love a fracas!" He mimics shooting a gun with a soup ladle, until he trips and an axe barely misses him, before Ratcliffe says the above line.
*** An alternate scene has Wiggins saying, "Ooh! I do so love a fracas!" He mimics shooting a gun with a soup ladle, until he trips and an axe barely misses him, before Ratcliffe says the above line.
* John Smith's first meeting with Grandmother Willow.
* John Smith's first meeting with Grandmother Willow.
{{quote| '''John:''' Pocahontas, that tree is talking to me.<br />
{{quote|'''John:''' Pocahontas, that tree is talking to me.
'''Pocahontas:''' [[Comically Missing the Point|Then you should talk back.]] Say something.<br />
'''Pocahontas:''' [[Comically Missing the Point|Then you should talk back.]] Say something.<br />
'''John:''' What do you say to a tree? }}
'''John:''' What do you say to a tree? }}
* Most of Wiggins and Ratcliffe's dialogues, but this one in particular:
* Most of Wiggins and Ratcliffe's dialogues, but this one in particular:
{{quote| '''Ratcliffe:''' Wiggins, why do you think those insolent heathens attacked us?<br />
{{quote|'''Ratcliffe:''' Wiggins, why do you think those insolent heathens attacked us?
'''Wiggins:''' [[Captain Obvious|Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?]] }}
'''Wiggins:''' [[Captain Obvious|Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?]] }}
* The scene at the very beginning of the movie, when Nakoma goes to fetch Pocahontas:
* The scene at the very beginning of the movie, when Nakoma goes to fetch Pocahontas:
{{quote| '''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas, your father's back! Come down here! ''(Pocahontas jumps down the cliff)'' No.. not that.. way.<br />
{{quote|'''Nakoma:''' Pocahontas, your father's back! Come down here! ''(Pocahontas jumps down the cliff)'' No.. not that.. way.
''(Pocahontas dives into the water and topples Nakoma's canoe)'' '''Nakoma''': [[Growing Up Sucks|Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for this?]] }}
''(Pocahontas dives into the water and topples Nakoma's canoe)'' '''Nakoma''': [[Growing Up Sucks|Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for this?]] }}
* Meeko when he jumps down the cliff after Pocahontas. He goes from confident to REALLY scared in a second and it's hilarious.
* Meeko when he jumps down the cliff after Pocahontas. He goes from confident to REALLY scared in a second and it's hilarious.
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* [[Audience Surrogate|Meeko and Flit's reaction]] to Pocahontas suddenly managing to learn English.
* [[Audience Surrogate|Meeko and Flit's reaction]] to Pocahontas suddenly managing to learn English.
* Grandmother Willow's scene with John Smith.
* Grandmother Willow's scene with John Smith.
{{quote| '''Grandmother Willow:''' ''(on John Smith)'' He has a good soul. And he's handsome, too.<br />
{{quote|'''Grandmother Willow:''' ''(on John Smith)'' He has a good soul. And he's handsome, too.
'''John:''' I like her. }}
'''John:''' I like her. }}
* This dialogue.
* This dialogue.
{{quote| '''Lon:''' Come on, Ben, it's just a little fun.<br />
{{quote|'''Lon:''' Come on, Ben, it's just a little fun.
'''Ben:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Oh, sure, we're having loads of fun.]] Right, look at us-no gold, no food, while Ratcliffe sits up in his tent all day happy as a clown.<br />
'''Ben:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Oh, sure, we're having loads of fun.]] Right, look at us-no gold, no food, while Ratcliffe sits up in his tent all day happy as a clown.<br />
''([[Gilligan Cut|Cut to Ratcliffe]])''<br />
''([[Gilligan Cut|Cut to Ratcliffe]])''<br />
'''Ratcliffe:''' I'm doomed! }}
'''Ratcliffe:''' I'm doomed! }}
* And this dialogue between Ratcliffe, Ben, and Lon.
* And this dialogue between Ratcliffe, Ben, and Lon.
{{quote| '''Ratcliffe:''' You there, where's Captain Smith?<br />
{{quote|'''Ratcliffe:''' You there, where's Captain Smith?
'''Lon:''' Well, he's...gone.<br />
'''Lon:''' Well, he's...gone.
'''Ben:''' Aye, your singing must've scared him off.<br />
'''Ben:''' Aye, your singing must've scared him off.
'''Ratcliffe:''' Well, then go get him, for heaven's sake!<br />
'''Ratcliffe:''' Well, then go get him, for heaven's sake!
'''Lon:''' What if we run into the Indians?<br />
'''Lon:''' What if we run into the Indians?
'''Ratcliffe:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|That's what guns are for.]] Now, arm yourselves and get moving! }}
'''Ratcliffe:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|That's what guns are for.]] Now, arm yourselves and get moving! }}