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 * Heavy tells a tale about how he dug a grave for a sparrow during his stay in an assassin's camp as a child. Tycho is reduced to tears.
-{{quote| '''Strong Bad''': Alright big pretend killer man. Tell me the most awesome story you have with plenty of super cool senseless violence!<br />
+{{quote|'''Strong Bad''': Alright big pretend killer man. Tell me the most awesome story you have with plenty of super cool senseless violence!
-'''Heavy''': When I was boy, I was at camp, being trained in many ways of combat.<br />
+'''Heavy''': When I was boy, I was at camp, being trained in many ways of combat.
-'''Max''': Assassination camp for kids, oh this is gonna be good!<br />
+'''Max''': Assassination camp for kids, oh this is gonna be good!
-'''Heavy''': There was sparrow, sitting on fence. Snow falls quietly around me. Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree and kills sparrow with throwing knife! The boy runs away.<br />
+'''Heavy''': There was sparrow, sitting on fence. Snow falls quietly around me. Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree and kills sparrow with throwing knife! The boy runs away.
-'''Max''': And then...?<br />
+'''Max''': And then...?
-'''Heavy''': I pick up sparrow and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave...<br />
+'''Heavy''': I pick up sparrow and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave...
-'''Tycho''': *Crying.*<br />
+'''Tycho''': *Crying.*
-'''Strong Bad''': That's not even a little bit funny, man.<br />
+'''Strong Bad''': That's not even a little bit funny, man.
 '''Heavy''': No, it's not... }}
 * Strong Bad and Heavy's conversation about the nightmares Heavy gets. A little Narmy, yes, but the look on Heavy's face makes it kind of tragic.
-{{quote| '''Heavy''': Tiny Heavy<br />
+{{quote|'''Heavy''': Tiny Heavy
-'''Strong Bad''': (Looking annoyed) What is it<br />
+'''Strong Bad''': (Looking annoyed) What is it
-'''Heavy''': Do you get the nightmares?<br />
+'''Heavy''': Do you get the nightmares?
-'''Strong Bad''': I get the Jibblie Nightmares. There's this one where Homestar is a giant cheese blintz and Marzipan holds me at gunpoint and makes me eat him and (Stammers) Jibbliejibblie <br />
+'''Strong Bad''': I get the Jibblie Nightmares. There's this one where Homestar is a giant cheese blintz and Marzipan holds me at gunpoint and makes me eat him and (Stammers) Jibbliejibblie
-'''Heavy''': I am talking about visions of endless suffering. Dead doctors everywhere. Spy cannot be found.<br />
+'''Heavy''': I am talking about visions of endless suffering. Dead doctors everywhere. Spy cannot be found.
-'''Strong Bad''': No, but that sounds like the Jibblies, man<br />
+'''Strong Bad''': No, but that sounds like the Jibblies, man
 '''Heavy''': I do not like this 'Jibblies' }}
 * Max offers to protect the Heavy from ghosts, in case the Inventory is haunted. The Heavy's sincerely grateful responce says it all.
-{{quote| '''Strong Bad''': I wonder if this dump is haunted.<br />
+{{quote|'''Strong Bad''': I wonder if this dump is haunted.
-'''Max''': Oooh I hope so. There's something about being able to terrorize a spectral being without it up and dying on you that I just love.<br />
+'''Max''': Oooh I hope so. There's something about being able to terrorize a spectral being without it up and dying on you that I just love.
-'''Heavy''': (scared) I do not like ghost.<br />
+'''Heavy''': (scared) I do not like ghost.
-'''Max''': It's okay Mr. Weapons. I've got extensive experience with zombies and vampires. I can handle a little ghost.<br />
+'''Max''': It's okay Mr. Weapons. I've got extensive experience with zombies and vampires. I can handle a little ghost.
-'''Heavy''': (scared) You will take care of ghost for me?<br />
+'''Heavy''': (scared) You will take care of ghost for me?
-'''Max''': You bet ya!<br />
+'''Max''': You bet ya!
 '''Heavy''': ... (relieved) I like you Tiny Rabbit! }}
 ** Maybe this troper is a bit paranoid, but he cringed at how the Heavy said that last part. It sounded, well...[[Ho Yay|Ho-Yay-ish]].