Police Academy/Funny
- Police Academy
- Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.
- Police Academy 3: Back in Training
- Zed making Sweetchuck's time during at the academy miserable.
- Zed scares Sweetchuck with his flashlight, then shines it on his face.
- Zed holding a tube of his shampoo in a way like he's holding a knife while Sweetchuck is in the shower.
- Zed making Sweetchuck's time during at the academy miserable.
Zed: You wanna borrow my shampoo? |
- "Listen, the busboys are shoo--" [a gun points at his nose] "--ting my nose."
- Proctor screaming in pain when the elevator closed.
- Proctor holding the mirror in front of Mauser in different directions, similar to the scene in Police Academy 2.
Proctor: Look at this. Look at this angle. Look it at this angle. All angle- |
- Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
- The scene where the inmates trick Proctor into releasing them, under the pretense that they are playing Simon Says:
Inmate: Simon says take two steps back! |
- Police Academy 5: Assignment-Miami Beach
- Sugar, the fat jewel thief, is eating a jelly doughnut, accidentally squirts one of the other two jewel thieves in the face.
Mouse: Egh, he squirted me with the donut! |
- Harris and Proctor's "private plane".
Proctor: This is great! Our very own airplane! Animals to play with! |
Sugar: What? WHAT?! |
- Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
- Fackler playing pool. He hits one guy in the head with a ball, hits another guy in the groin with the stick, and hits another guy with it in the head.
Fackler: Its okay if you guys are tired. I'll shoot again. |
- This dialogue:
Ox: Knock knock. |
- The cadets seeing two Commissioner Hearsts.
Fake Hearst: That man is an imposter! |
- Two of the Wilson Heights gang members get behind the car Harris and Proctor are in, sticking their tongues and making faces.
Harris: I have a sixth sense- |
- Harris is stuck in the hole and has to run at the truck's speed, Flintstones-style.
Proctor: You know, running is the best form of an aerobic exercise. |
- This scene tops it all.
Hearst: Thank you for your... contribution, Captain Harris. |
- Proctor picks up passengers while chasing after the Mastermind.
Harris: What... are you... doing!? |