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* The lyrics to "Still Alive", the song that GLaDOS sings over the end credits.
* "As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be... [[False Reassurance|missed]]!"
* "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "Goodbye!" and you were like "{{
* And the final battle with GLaDOS, particularly before you incinerate her Morality Core:
{{quote|"Deploying surprise in 5, 4 -- ''*clunk*'' -- time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise; I've never seen it before. Never mind, it's a mystery I'll solve later...''by myself''. Because you'll be dead."
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"I'll tell you what that thing isn't: it isn't yours. So leave it alone."
"Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone."
"[[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!|You are kidding me]]. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-It-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? [[Violation of Common Sense|That has got to be the dumbest thing that]] -- whoa, {{
"That thing you burned up isn't important to me, it's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]." }}
* And after the core was burned wasn't too bad, either.
{{quote|"Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. {{
[warping groan] "You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is…" [pulsing static] "… {{
* Though this may sound like Internet Heresy, only a few never really took a shine to the Companion Cube. As a result -
{{quote|"The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck. However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized."
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* "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
* [[Brick Joke|The cake recipe.]]
* Turret: {{
** One of the achievements is using one turret to take out another turret. They say some of the cutest things when they bump into one another. {{
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