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* The lyrics to "Still Alive", the song that GLaDOS sings over the end credits.
* "As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be... [[False Reassurance|missed]]!"
* "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "Goodbye!" and you were like "{{
* And the final battle with GLaDOS, particularly before you incinerate her Morality Core:
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"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"
"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."
"I'll tell you what that thing isn't: it isn't yours. So leave it alone."
"Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone."
"[[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!|You are kidding me]]. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-It-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? [[Violation of Common Sense|That has got to be the dumbest thing that]] -- whoa, {{
"That thing you burned up isn't important to me, it's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]." }}
* And after the core was burned wasn't too bad, either.
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[warping groan] "You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is…" [pulsing static] "… {{
* Though this may sound like Internet Heresy, only a few never really took a shine to the Companion Cube. As a result -
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"I immediately dump the Cube in the incinerator"
"You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations." }}
** Sadly, GLaDOS says that no matter how long you take.
* The curiosity core. "What's that? What is ''that?'' ''Ooo,'' that thing has numbers on it! Ewww, what's wrong with your legs? Is that a gun? Where are you taking me? Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! ''Hi!'' Do you smell something burning?" Yes, little core, I do.
*
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''Hooooooh'' boy. }}
* GLaDOS sums up conservation of momentum: "In [[Layman's Terms]], [[Buffy-Speak|speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.]]"
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* "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
* [[Brick Joke|The cake recipe.]]
* Turret: {{
** One of the achievements is using one turret to take out another turret. They say some of the cutest things when they bump into one another. {{
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