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* "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "Goodbye!" and you were like "{{smallcaps|No way!}}" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great..." |
* "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "Goodbye!" and you were like "{{smallcaps|No way!}}" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great..." |
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* And the final battle with GLaDOS, particularly before you incinerate her Morality Core: |
* And the final battle with GLaDOS, particularly before you incinerate her Morality Core: |
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{{quote|"Deploying surprise in 5, 4 -- ''*clunk*'' -- time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise; I've never seen it before. Never mind, it's a mystery I'll solve later...''by myself''. Because you'll be dead." |
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"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?" |
"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?" |
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"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it." |
"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it." |
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"I'll tell you what that thing isn't: it isn't yours. So leave it alone." |
"I'll tell you what that thing isn't: it isn't yours. So leave it alone." |
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"Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone." |
"Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone." |
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"[[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!|You are kidding me]]. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-It-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? [[Violation of Common Sense|That has got to be the dumbest thing that]] -- whoa, {{smallcaps|whoa}}, '''{{smallcaps|whoaaa}}''', '''''{{smallcaps|WHOAAAAA}}'''''..."<br /> |
"[[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!|You are kidding me]]. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-It-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? [[Violation of Common Sense|That has got to be the dumbest thing that]] -- whoa, {{smallcaps|whoa}}, '''{{smallcaps|whoaaa}}''', '''''{{smallcaps|WHOAAAAA}}'''''..."<br /> |
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"That thing you burned up isn't important to me, it's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]." }} |
"That thing you burned up isn't important to me, it's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]." }} |
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* And after the core was burned wasn't too bad, either. |
* And after the core was burned wasn't too bad, either. |
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{{quote|"Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. {{smallcaps|Hellooo!}} That's you! That's how dumb you sound!" |
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[warping groan] "You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is…" [pulsing static] "… {{smallcaps|ten}}. IN BASE FOUR. I'm fine!" }} |
[warping groan] "You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is…" [pulsing static] "… {{smallcaps|ten}}. IN BASE FOUR. I'm fine!" }} |
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* Though this may sound like Internet Heresy, only a few never really took a shine to the Companion Cube. As a result - |
* Though this may sound like Internet Heresy, only a few never really took a shine to the Companion Cube. As a result - |
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{{quote|"The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck. However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized." |
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"I immediately dump the Cube in the incinerator" |
"I immediately dump the Cube in the incinerator" |
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"You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations." }} |
"You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations." }} |
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** Sadly, GLaDOS says that no matter how long you take. |
** Sadly, GLaDOS says that no matter how long you take. |
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* The curiosity core. "What's that? What is ''that?'' ''Ooo,'' that thing has numbers on it! Ewww, what's wrong with your legs? Is that a gun? Where are you taking me? Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! ''Hi!'' Do you smell something burning?" Yes, little core, I do. |
* The curiosity core. "What's that? What is ''that?'' ''Ooo,'' that thing has numbers on it! Ewww, what's wrong with your legs? Is that a gun? Where are you taking me? Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! ''Hi!'' Do you smell something burning?" Yes, little core, I do. |
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{{quote|You should have gone left before -- it's funny actually when you think about it. Someday we'll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. |
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''Hooooooh'' boy. }} |
''Hooooooh'' boy. }} |
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* GLaDOS sums up conservation of momentum: "In [[Layman's Terms]], [[Buffy-Speak|speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.]]" |
* GLaDOS sums up conservation of momentum: "In [[Layman's Terms]], [[Buffy-Speak|speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.]]" |