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{{quote|"I've heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering... and tonight, I intend to make you ''very wise.''" }}
* In ''[[All Fall Down]]'', the Ghoul delivers these, in the form of announcing the sin you're committing before he takes you out.
* ''[[Buck Godot: Zap Gun for Hire]]'' had a few.
** Subverted because the alien in question
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== Web Comics ==
* The ''[[Tallyho|Tally Ho]]'' features a pretty good Pre-Asskicking One-Liner... "[http://www.rhjunior.com/TH/00075.html I got the tools, I got the team, I got the motivation, and baby, I just ate me a whole ROLL of 'Mentos'.]"
▲{{quote|'''Alien:''' Human! You belong to me.
▲'''Buck:''' Thanks, but actually, I belong to me. ''And I don't share.'' }}
▲** Subverted because the alien in question then proceeds to thoroughly kick Buck's ass
* ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'': [http://www.drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=40&issue=2 "We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan o'clock!"]
** Parodied in "D.A.R.E. to Resist Ninja Drugs and Violence" where the Doctor directs [http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=12&issue=5 a pretty awesome speech] at Frans Rayner...
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