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== Web Comics ==
* The ''[[Tallyho|Tally Ho]]'' features a pretty good Pre-Asskicking One-Liner... "[https://web.archive.org/web/20120510050513/http://www.rhjunior.com/TH/00075.html I got the tools, I got the team, I got the motivation, and baby, I just ate me a whole ROLL of 'Mentos'.]"
* ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'': [
** Parodied in "D.A.R.E. to Resist Ninja Drugs and Violence" where the Doctor directs [https://web.archive.org/web/20090202073421/http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=12&issue=5 a pretty awesome speech] at Frans Rayner...
{{quote|'''Doc:''' Rayner, you killed my mentor, and you kidnapped my sidekick. I met Death himself last night, and he's going to follow me all the way to your house. ''[[It's Personal|You made it personal.]]''}}
** ... But then it takes him the whole chapter before he actually fights Rayner. [https://web.archive.org/web/20090202073708/http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=43&issue=5 When the Doctor and Rayner finally do fight], the best Doc can come up with is:
{{quote|'''Doc:''' I'm trying to think of that thing I said earlier today, when I was riding that raptor there, and how Death was mad at me... and somehow I applied it to you? I forget it now. It would have been good. But, uh, whatever. You're like, the lamest Great Dane since [[Marmaduke]], and I'm gonna kill you. Whatever, who cares. Let's go.}}
** Mitzi McNinja gets one of her own during the "Punch Dracula" [[Story Arc]]: "And the dead can't hear their own eulogies. So let's wrap this up.!"
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== Web Original ==
* The art collection website [http://heyoscarwilde.com "Hey Oscar Wilde! It's Clobberin' Time!"] has a name and banner that's all over this trope. It supplied the page image above (a contribution by one [https://web.archive.org/web/20130824035824/http://docshaner.deviantart.com/ DocShaner]).
* From ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]'' (Actually a 3 liner, but still...): "Time for a trip to the Recycle Bin, Phantom. And then, once you're in the Recycle Bin, I'm to to right-click on it and select "Empty recycle bin", because otherwise you'd just be taking up space. In other words, I'm going to kill you."
* From Naruto The Comedy Spoof Series Show: "[[Precision F-Strike|DATTE-FUCKING-BAYO]], [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|BITCH]]!!"
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