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A form of [[Self-Fulfilling Prophecy]] where someone says something seemingly out of the blue, causing just enough pause to allow the statement to be true (if it isn't true already; if it's not true, it's gonna be true very soon). There are three types to this trope:
 
#:1. When a character announces something he is about to do, much to the surprise of everyone else. Very often, it's a very indirect, off-hand remark, an unnatural segue in the conversation. Bonus points if the confusing line is also mumbled. Example:<ref>This one is edited for space, because the Master initially speaks each line through his gas mask.</ref>
{{quote|''[The Master puts on a gas mask]''
'''Cabinet Minister:''' Excuse me, Prime Minister, do you mind my asking - what is that?
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'''Cabinet Minister:''' What gas?
'''The Master:''' This gas.
''*gas floods the room* ''|''[[Doctor Who]]'', "[[Doctor Who/NS/Recap/S3 E12 The Sound of Drums|The Sound of Drums]]"}}
|''[[Doctor Who]]'', "[[Doctor Who/Recap/S29/E12 The Sound of Drums|The Sound of Drums]]"}}
 
:: Of course, this might also happen when the person says something, realizes afterwards it isn't true, and then makes steps to fix it:
{{quote|"For since her old father who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him."|''[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]''}}
 
#:2. A character pulls a weapon or insult on another character. The attacked shrugs it off, quips something like "How will you do that with a broken sword?" and promptly snaps the sword in half.
{{quote|'''Gandalf:''' Saruman, your staff is broken!
''Saruman's staff is firmly in his hands... and despite that, '''Kerboom!''' it goes.''|''[[The Lord of the Rings]]''}}
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'''Sheriff:''' Busted tail light.
'''Guy:''' Which one?
''Perfectly functional tail light is [[Unsound Effect|BATON'D]]''<br />
'''Sheriff:''' That one. }}
 
#:3. The trope is not used in a confrontation, but as a backhanded joke where perhaps the joker was confused, or hiding something a bit.
{{quote|'''[[Alice and Bob|Alice]]:''' How did you get in?<br />
'''[[Alice and Bob|Bob]]:''' I used your back door.<br />
'''Alice:''' I don't have a back door!<br />
'''Bob:''' [[Bullethole Door|...you do now.]] }}
 
See also [[Preemptive Apology]], [[Pre-Mortem One-Liner]], the fact that your monitor is smashed in...
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=== Foreshadowed listings: ===
 
 
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== Anime and Manga ==
* ''[[Baccano!]]!''
{{quote|'''Jacuzzi:''' Please, lower your guns! I don't want anyone to die!
'''Thug:''' You mean ''you'' don't want to be killed, right?
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'''Recruit:''' What?
'''Seras:''' (Bends barrel) Oh, it seems your barrel is bent, you might want to get that looked at. }}
* This style of attack is how Brook from ''[[One Piece]]'' got the nickname "The Whistling Swordsman." He tends to make quips along the line of "Sorry for defeating you," and this whistles as he sheaths his sword. It is not until the sword is sheathed that the opponent realizes they have already been defeated.
 
 
== Comic Books ==
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'''Captain America''': You do now, son. }}
* From ''[[X-Force]]'' #20:
{{quote|'''[[Psycho for Hire|Kimura]]''': X-23 has killed three facility heads. She has to die.<br />
'''Third facility head''': Three? That's not right, she only killed--<br />
[''Is shot in the head by Kimura''] }}
* ''[[Watchmen]]'' -- Dr—Dr. Manhattan puts an end to a police riot:
{{quote|'''Dr. Manhattan:''' Pay attention. You will all return to your homes.
'''Rioter:''' Oh yeah? And what if we don't, ya big blue fruit?
'''Dr. Manhattan:''' You misunderstand me. It was not a request.
''(He teleports the rioters en masse, each to his home.)'' }}
 
 
== Film ==
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* cut back to Bethany, whose baseball bat has miraculously transformed into a big fish* }}
* [[Frank Capra]]'s ''A Pocketful of Miracles'', paraphrased from memory:
{{quote|- [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|I'm off to Havana]], sir.<br />
- With two broken legs?|My legs, sir? Oh, they're quite... Oh! Very cleverly put, sir.}}
* A confrontation between the title character of ''Major Payne'' and a [[Badass Biker]]: the former claims to be about to deliver a kick to the latter's head, but then goes for the [[Groin Attack]]. Writhing in pain on the ground, the biker protests:
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* ''[[Victor Victoria]]'' uses this trope for slapstick, practically citing it by name.
{{quote|'''Club owner:''' Be careful.
'''[[Butt Monkey|Private eye]]:''' I am ''always'' careful.<br />
'''Club owner:''' That chair is broken.<br />
'''Private eye:''' It is? ''(chair collapses)'' }}
* ''[[Serenity]]'':
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''[A flash bomb goes off, allowing Mal and Inara to escape]'' }}
* At the end of the Tollywood movie ''Pokiri'', Mahesh Babu's character has just taken out the [[Big Bad]], but there's one more loose end to take care of...
{{quote|'''Pandu''' (on the phone): Sir, it's me. [[Damsel in Distress|Your daughter]] is safe. [[Big Bad|Ali Bhai]] is dead. Bad luck...our SI<ref>Sub-Inspector</ref> too is dead.<br />
[''[[Dirty Cop|Sub-Inspector Pashupathy]] gets an [[Oh Crap]] face as Pandu hangs up.'']<br />
'''Pashupathy''': What are you saying, sir?<br />
[''Pashupathy tries to kill Pandu, but is gunned down without mercy.''] }}
 
 
== Literature ==
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'''Kate:''' I have now, mister!
'''Dirk:''' Unhand me! }}
* In ''[[Discworld/Moving Pictures|Moving Pictures]]'' Silverfish offers Victor Tugelbend a job in moving pictures after he saves him from muggers, but when Victor arrives at the studio, he tries to get out of it.
{{quote|'''Victor''': I did save your life twice.
'''Silverfish''': Twice?
'''Victor''' Yes, sir. Then. ''(deep breath)'' And now. }}
** Used as a [[Noodle Incident]] in another [[Discworld]] novel. According to Sam Vimes, Nobby's way of informing the family of murder victims is something along the lines of "I'll bet you a dollar you're the widow Johnson."
* In Mikhail Bukgakov's ''[[The Master and Margarita]],'' Satan has this interesting line: "Annushka has not already bought the sunflower oil, but spilled it as well. So the meeting won't take place."
* Obi Wan Kenobi from the novelization of ''[[Revenge of the Sith]]'':
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{{quote|'''Waiter:''' 'The parson at the door he says all serene, `Sorry to confuse your accounts, but it'll pay for the window.' `What window?' I says. `The one I'm going to break,' he says, and smashed that blessed pane with his umbrella.'}}
 
== Live -Action TV ==
 
== Live Action TV ==
* From ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'':
{{quote|'''Xander''': [[Blackmail Is Such an Ugly Word]].
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'''"Honest" Ramone:''' Jake! Jake! Whaddaya wanna do with your share of the money?
'''"Honest" Jake Phillips:''' Same thing I'm gonna do with your share: spend it! ''[shoots and kills Ramone]'' }}
 
* ''[[Doctor Who]]'', episode "Rise of the Cybermen"
{{quote|'''Kendrick''': I'm sorry, sir, but it's my duty. I shall have to inform them.
'''Lumic''': [[He Knows Too Much|And how will you do that from beyond the grave]]?<br />
'''Kendrick''': [[Too Dumb to Live|I don't quite understand...]]<br />
'''Lumic''': ''(to Cyberman)'' Kill him. }}
** The [[Comic Relief/Useful Notes|Comic Relief]] two-parter [[Doctor Who/Recap/2011 Red Nose Day Special Space and Time/Recap|"Space" and "Time"]] has a version. The cast get stuck in a time loop and are instructed by a future Amy on what to do.
{{quote|'''Doctor''': When does this Amy step into the box? We need to maintain the timeline.
'''Amy''': Ah. As soon as she's slapped Rory.
'''[[Butt Monkey|Rory]]''': OK... No. Why do I get slapped?<br />
'''Doctor''': Because we have to stick to the established chain of events. One mistake and the whole timeline could collapse. We'd end up with two Amy Ponds forever, and then what would you do?<br />
''Rory gives Amy a suggestive look. She slaps him.'' }}
* ''[[Blackadder]]''
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* In the ''[[iCarly]]'' episode iFind Lewbert's Lost Love, when Spencer discovers that {{spoiler|Chuck}} is the one who stole all of the TV remotes from the apartments, we get this exchange:
{{quote|'''Spencer:''' I'm calling the police
''' {{spoiler|Chuck}}:''' Then you'd better tell them you need a new [[Bland-Name Product|PearPhone]]<br />
'''Spencer:''' Why, this is the new G5, what's wrong with it? ''( {{spoiler|Chuck}} smashes it against the wall.)'' }}
* In the ''[[Grey's Anatomy]]'' episode "What Is It About Men", this exchange occurs as Dr. Hunt approaches the ER, where a very large, angry patient is beating up a guy in crutches.
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'''Dr. Samuels''': Not necessary. I don't think she's gonna make it. ''(Orderly gives her a confused look as the canister begins to release a gas that kills everyone in the ER)'' }}
* In an episode of ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'', after Ted's girlfriend embarrasses her on air, Robin announces "In other news, later today a Manhattan architect gets punched in the throat". One [[Gilligan Cut]] later...
 
 
== Music ==
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He said "Don't worry son, it will have in a minute!"
And I ain't never seen so much jumpin' and shovin' before. }}
 
 
== [[Web Original]] ==
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Namekian: That's not right...(gets punched through) Aargh! }}
 
== [[Web Comics]] ==
 
== Webcomics ==
* ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'':
{{quote|[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date{{=}}990920 Nerd-boy, I'm sorry for pulling the plug on you while you were dying in the hospital.]}}
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Daysun Tingo 'Bot: But you've only... ''oh''. Your terms are fine as-is. }}
** Also, Doctor Bunnigus [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-02-10 predicting her Captain is about to fall down].
** "[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2015-02-20 Your scooter!]"
* [[Homestuck|Don't bleed on the suits.]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003160 Stitch says huh?]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003167 Hold still, Slick.] [[Eye Scream|Something in your eye.]]
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{{quote|'''Art''': My wardrobe is fine. I don't need any new--}}
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* ''The New Adventures of [[Winnie the Pooh]]''; the gang try to open a treasure chest by dropping it on an anvil at Piglet's house:
{{quote|'''Piglet:''' Where'd it go?
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'''Arthur''': Who's speaking of birthdays?
'''D.W.''': No one, but now that you mention it my birthday is coming up. }}
* ''[[American Dad]]'': "[https://web.archive.org/web/20111227103614/http://www.hulu.com/watch/1027/american-dad-run-nathan-run#s-p6-n1-sr-i1 Rough Trade]"
{{quote|'''Stan:''' Mad? Why would I be mad? Just because I'm being held without bail for domestic abuse, animal cruelty, child pornography, and attempted murder?
'''Roger:''' Attempted murder?
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