Prison Rape: Difference between revisions

* In ''[[Alvan an The Chipmunks 3 The Second Squeakuel]]'', villain Ian Hawk ([[Sexual Karma|who raped and tortured one of the Chipettes earlier in the story]]) ends up in prison and meets his cellmate: [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Big Bubba]], who asks him if he wants to be "the husband or the wife". Ian ends up spending the rest of his life as "Big Bubba's Bitch"... until ''[[Modurn Warfare 3: The Dead Rise|Modurn Warfare 3 The Dead Rise]]'', where Big Bubba decapitates and [[No Party Like a Donner Party|eats him]] after a [[Zombie Apocalypse]].

* In ''[[All You Need Is Love]]'' it is [[Noodle Incident|frequently implied]] [[Black Comedy Rape|that L did this to Light during his incarceration.]]

 

== Film ==

* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Subtly referenced]] in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55gmAtakjJ4#t=1m30s the trailer] for ''[[Puss in Boots (animation)|Puss in Boots]]''.

{{quote|'''Humpty Alexander Dumpty:''' You got any idea what they do to eggs in prison? I'll tell you this. It ain't [[A Worldwide Punomenon|over easy.]]}}

 

== Literature ==

* Not exactly prison, but the orderlies at the [[One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest|Pendleton insane asylum]] love to give patients showers. They always check the patient's temperature at the same time they shower the patient, and they go down to [[Battleaxe Nurse|Miss Ratched]] beforehand to get a rectal thermometer and a bottle of Vaseline. She admonishes them to use the minimum amount of Vaseline necessary, but they take the whole bottle inside with them, and they turn up the water pressure till the noise [[Nightmare Fuel|makes it impossible to hear anything that's going on inside]]...

* Happened to Sean Miller in the book (but not the movie) version of ''[[Tom Clancy|Patriot Games]]''.

* [[Played for Laughs]] in ''[[Bridget Jones]]: The Edge of Reason'', where Bridget is imprisoned in Thailand for unwittingly smuggling drugs and is groped/molested by other women in her cell. She ends up having to bribe them to leave her alone by giving them her Wonderbra, but consoles herself by thinking she is safe because at least she still has underpants.

 

== Live-Action TV ==

* A recurring skit on ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' "Scared Straight" Keenan Thompson (often joined by the Host of the Week) talks to some teens about the dangers of going to prison, most of which involves prison rape.

* In the [[NBC]] made-for-tv movie [[Born Innocent]], Linda Blair plays a fourteen-year-old runaway who, while in a girl's detention center, is gang-raped in the shower with a plunger handle. On screen. In 1974.

 

== Music ==

* The [[Bloodhound Gang]]'s "I Hope You Die" describes how the subject of the song will hopefully go to prison for (accidental) vehicular homicide, and be put in the same cell as someone called Bowling Ball Bag Bob:

{{quote|What happens next is all a blur / But you remember that "fist" can be a verb.}}

 

== New Media ==

* A simple story about getting a functioning [[Star Wars|lightsaber]] in the mail somehow leads to promises of brutal vengeance: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRINErZzyTA "I'm gonna make sure you guys get locked up in a *raping* jail!"]

* Featured in the disclaimer on certain kinds of [[Not Safe for Work|NSFW]] original fiction on the 'net: ''Anyone acting out such scenarios in "real life" can look forward to many unproductive years getting it up the butt by a fellow convict in their local prison.''

 

== Newspaper Comics ==

* Played with in ''[[Bloom County]]'', where Opus the penguin is sent to jail for a misinterpreted compliment, with one or more massive hungry prisoners regarding him with adoration...

 

* [[Chris Rock]] has a bit in ''Bigger and Blacker'' describing an HBO special about prison life. The interviewer is talking to a drug dealer who makes would-be purchasers "toss his salad." The interviewer asks why: "When a man's sucking your dick, he can pretend it's something else. If he's eatin' ass, he '''knows''' it's ass." This is not prison rape, obviously, but Rock makes a few follow-up jokes that do reference that.

* Yakov Smirnov: 'We have homosexual in Russia, but none of them gay. Punishment for homosexual in Soviet Russia is ten year locked up in prison with other men ... but there is five year waiting list'

 

== Tabletop Games ==

 

== Theatre ==

* A [[Scary Black Man]] (who else) and the titular [[Anti-Hero]] of ''[[Edmond]]''.

** Another [[David Mamet]] play also makes reference to it: ''[[Speed-the-Plow]]'' features a movie pitch made by one of the characters for a prison-set action film that involves the threat of this. ''Also by a [[Scary Black Man]]''.

 

== Video Games ==

*In ''[[The Order of the Stick]]'', Thog states he's "too pretty for jail." Also the gem, "nale tell thog, don't drop soap."

* In ''[[Least I Could Do]]'' it was a running gag [http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20030404 here],[http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20030407 here], and [http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20030409 here]

* ''[[Ménage à 3]]'': When Gary is afraid that Yuki will turn him in for accidentally molesting her, he says to Dillon: "Just remember me fondly as I get butt-raped daily in jail."

 

== Web Original ==

* Raimi's [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] in ''[[Broken Saints]]'' Chapter 19, Act 3: he threatens [[Complete Monster]] Mars with sending fake child pornography to the FBI from Mars' e-mail account, saying he'll smile at thinking of what the prison boys are gonna do to that scumbag...

* The video ''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/77937 Big Gay Bubba]'', in which the titular Bubba sings about raping his fellow inmates.

* Nicely implied at the start of [[The Nostalgia Critic]]'s review of ''[[James and the Giant Peach]]''. He's just come out of jail for a below-average [[Let's Play]], his usual jacket and tie are missing, he can't look anyone in the eye, and every insult leaves him reacting like he's been slapped.

* In ''[[Brows Held High]]'', Oancitizen happily jokes about prison rape in several videos (such as his video for ''Pinocchio''), which is significant because [[Double Standard|he repeatedly voices his disdain for other rape jokes]] and other [[Dude, Not Funny]] subjects.

* Following Pharma Bro getting sentenced to prison, Dailysquat published this article [http://www.dailysquat.com/prison-commissary-increases-lube-price-5000-ahead-martin-shkrelis-arrival/]