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'''Louden Noxious''': ...getting under their skin, these various--
'''Delirious''': 3D0!
(''[[Collective Groan|audience groans]]'')<br />
'''Player Uno''': GET OUT!<br />
'''Mike Quackenbush''': "Get out!" says Player Uno, as does every self-respecting gamer! }}
** But the real [[Berserk Button|crossing-the-line moment]] came when Delirious took it just a little [[My Girl Is Not a Slut|too far]]: "[[Super Mario Bros. (video game)|Princess Peach]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVa49EwJj0w is a TRAMP!]"
{{quote|(''audience groans very loudly; the ref stumbles and falls over in shock'')
'''[[Kaiju Big Battel|Louden Noxious]]''': We normally have trouble understanding [[The Unintelligible|Delirious]], but that was loud and clear!<br />
'''Player Uno''': (''[[Berserk Button|promptly flipping his shit]]'') YOU DO NOT SAY THAT ABOUT HER! SHE'S THE MOST WONDROUS WOMAN IN THE WORLD! }}
* Delirious [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXcSZldSWw doesn't know the meaning of the word "kayfabe"].
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'''Colt Cabana''': Good...
'''El Generico''': El Generico numero uno!
'''Colt Cabana''': [[Here We Go Again|Ah, geez]]--<br />
'''El Generico''': Kenny Omega, no bueno!<br />
'''Colt Cabana''': No. Ready...say what I say...(''whispers to El Generico'')<br />
'''El Generico''': Kenny Omega y Chuck Taylor...(''Colt whispers to him again'') I want...I-I want to piss in your boots! ''(more whispering)'' ...and your ears! (''more whispering'') I EAT CHILDREN!<br />
'''[[Colt Cabana]]''': No! (''whispers'') I eat ''your'' children!<br />
'''El Generico''': Que no comprendo "eat children"... }}
** Colt Cabana corpsing? [[Botchamania|Send for]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ENIWdtTgqE the man!]