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Standing for "Quite Interesting", the show was hosted, for Series A through M by [[Stephen Fry]] and always includes [[Jonathan Creek|Alan Davies]] on the panel. Apart from Davies, the panel varies from week to week, but there are a number of recurring guests on (including Jo Brand, Rich Hall, [[Bill Bailey]], [[Jimmy Carr]], [[Top Gear|Jeremy Clarkson]], [[Mock the Week|Dara Ó Briain]], [[Never Mind the Buzzcocks|Phill Jupitus]], Sean Lock, [[David Mitchell]], [[Would I Lie to You|Rob Brydon]], [[Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Clive Anderson]], Jack Dee, Sandi Toksvig and [[Ross Noble]]). For Series N, the new host will be Sandi Toksvig.
Standing for "Quite Interesting", the show was hosted, for Series A through M by [[Stephen Fry]] and always includes [[Jonathan Creek|Alan Davies]] on the panel. Apart from Davies, the panel varies from week to week, but there are a number of recurring guests on (including Jo Brand, Rich Hall, [[Bill Bailey]], [[Jimmy Carr]], [[Top Gear|Jeremy Clarkson]], [[Mock the Week|Dara Ó Briain]], [[Never Mind the Buzzcocks|Phill Jupitus]], Sean Lock, [[David Mitchell]], [[Would I Lie to You|Rob Brydon]], [[Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Clive Anderson]], Jack Dee, Sandi Toksvig and [[Ross Noble]]). For Series N, the new host will be Sandi Toksvig.


Fry asks questions on the topic of the week -- the first few series had no specific theme per week, and their episode titles have been applied retroactively; it was not until Series D that the "topic of the week" really came to the fore. The guiding principle, as indicated by the show's name, is that knowledge should be interesting, and a sufficiently interesting answer will be awarded points even if it's completely wrong. Conversely, an answer that is both incorrect and uninteresting (i.e., if it's the answer anybody would have given) will cause a klaxon to sound and the contestant will ''lose'' points. There are, consequently, two types of question in ''QI'': [[Unexpectedly Obscure Answer|obscure]] questions that give the contestants an opportunity to make interesting guesses before Fry reveals the real answer, and questions whose answers seem [[Schmuck Bait|obvious]] but are not, such as "[[Obvious Trap|How many moons does the Earth have?]]". Davies is the [[Butt Monkey|butt]] of a lot of the jokes on the show ([[The Last of These Is Not Like the Others|last on the introductions and getting a funny comment]], last on the buzzer sounds and getting a corny buzzer sound, being more likely than the others to [[Genre Blindness|get the klaxon]] and usually coming last, although he has the record for most show wins), and acts as a sort of foil for the concept by getting the more obvious answers (i.e. the ones the audiences at home are likely hollering at the TV) out into the open to be trounced.
Fry asks questions on the topic of the week—the first few series had no specific theme per week, and their episode titles have been applied retroactively; it was not until Series D that the "topic of the week" really came to the fore. The guiding principle, as indicated by the show's name, is that knowledge should be interesting, and a sufficiently interesting answer will be awarded points even if it's completely wrong. Conversely, an answer that is both incorrect and uninteresting (i.e., if it's the answer anybody would have given) will cause a klaxon to sound and the contestant will ''lose'' points. There are, consequently, two types of question in ''QI'': [[Unexpectedly Obscure Answer|obscure]] questions that give the contestants an opportunity to make interesting guesses before Fry reveals the real answer, and questions whose answers seem [[Schmuck Bait|obvious]] but are not, such as "[[Obvious Trap|How many moons does the Earth have?]]". Davies is the [[Butt Monkey|butt]] of a lot of the jokes on the show ([[The Last of These Is Not Like the Others|last on the introductions and getting a funny comment]], last on the buzzer sounds and getting a corny buzzer sound, being more likely than the others to [[Genre Blindness|get the klaxon]] and usually coming last, although he has the record for most show wins), and acts as a sort of foil for the concept by getting the more obvious answers (i.e. the ones the audiences at home are likely hollering at the TV) out into the open to be trounced.


As with all good [[Panel Show|Panel Shows]] the points are almost entirely [[The Points Mean Nothing|irrelevant]] and merely provide the [[Framing Device]] for the comedy. The researchers ("QI Elves") nonetheless check that everything is as correct as it can be, often sending messages to Fry about things they've discovered while the programme is recording (especially if the guests have sent things onto a [[Wiki Walk|very distant tangent]] to what the question was actually about, which [[Off the Rails|happens quite often]]).
As with all good [[Panel Show]]s the points are almost entirely [[The Points Mean Nothing|irrelevant]] and merely provide the [[Framing Device]] for the comedy. The researchers ("QI Elves") nonetheless check that everything is as correct as it can be, often sending messages to Fry about things they've discovered while the programme is recording (especially if the guests have sent things onto a [[Wiki Walk|very distant tangent]] to what the question was actually about, which [[Off the Rails|happens quite often]]).


This show is [[Better Than It Sounds|funnier than it sounds]] and can lead onto some amusing tangents. It's also ''very'' educational. One of the interesting things is how much comedians [[Smart Ball|turn out to know]] about obscure subjects -- for instance, Rory McGrath spouting the Latin names of birds, or Vic Reeves turning out to be an expert on pirates. Also, this is a post-[[Watershed]] show, and things have a tendency to get very "naughty" very quickly.
This show is [[Better Than It Sounds|funnier than it sounds]] and can lead onto some amusing tangents. It's also ''very'' educational. One of the interesting things is how much comedians [[Smart Ball|turn out to know]] about obscure subjects—for instance, Rory McGrath spouting the Latin names of birds, or Vic Reeves turning out to be an expert on pirates. Also, this is a post-[[Watershed]] show, and things have a tendency to get very "naughty" very quickly.


Some series have a once-an-episode feature with a name linked to the series letter. These have included:
Some series have a once-an-episode feature with a name linked to the series letter. These have included:
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{{quote|'''David Mitchell''': Why do these films always forget to put their most famous lines in?}}
{{quote|'''David Mitchell''': Why do these films always forget to put their most famous lines in?}}
* [[Berserk Button]]: Stephen can't stand willful or apathetic ignorance. Naturally, Alan Davies pushes this button whenever he thinks it [[Rule of Funny|might be funny.]] [[Lee Mack]] not only found it in Series H but practically danced on it, leading to the exchange under "Beware The Nice Ones" below.
* [[Berserk Button]]: Stephen can't stand willful or apathetic ignorance. Naturally, Alan Davies pushes this button whenever he thinks it [[Rule of Funny|might be funny.]] [[Lee Mack]] not only found it in Series H but practically danced on it, leading to the exchange under "Beware The Nice Ones" below.
** David Mitchell is a man of [[Hair-Trigger Temper|many berserk buttons]]. Stephen tread on one with a double-bluff question about "The Man with Two Brains" -- leading to an increase in double bluffs and other provocations whenever David is on the panel.
** David Mitchell is a man of [[Hair-Trigger Temper|many berserk buttons]]. Stephen tread on one with a double-bluff question about "The Man with Two Brains"—leading to an increase in double bluffs and other provocations whenever David is on the panel.
** Phill Jupitus refuses to believe that the sun sets before we actually see it set.
** Phill Jupitus refuses to believe that the sun sets before we actually see it set.
{{quote|'''Phill''': I ''hate'' this show!.}}
{{quote|'''Phill''': I ''hate'' this show!.}}
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'''Rob Brydon''': That's barbaric. Are you saying you want pianos clad in the pelt of a squirrel? }}
'''Rob Brydon''': That's barbaric. Are you saying you want pianos clad in the pelt of a squirrel? }}
* [[Continuity Nod]]: Rich Hall still resents the "How many moons does the Earth have?" (Two) question from Series A and has made reference to it as late as Series I: "Which moon are we ''talkin''' about?" It is unsure as to whether he will continue with it as he received a forfeit for it. See [[Brick Joke]] above.
* [[Continuity Nod]]: Rich Hall still resents the "How many moons does the Earth have?" (Two) question from Series A and has made reference to it as late as Series I: "Which moon are we ''talkin''' about?" It is unsure as to whether he will continue with it as he received a forfeit for it. See [[Brick Joke]] above.
** In one episode Dara Ó Briain was awarded points for telling Stephen that the [[wikipedia:Triple point|triple point]] of water is 0°C. In fact, as a physicist wrote in to the show to point out, the triple point of water is 0.01°C. The next time Dara was on the show, he was asked the triple point of water and triggered the klaxon when he gave the same answer.
** In one episode Dara Ó Briain was awarded points for telling Stephen that the [[wikipedia:Triple point|triple point]] of water is 0 °C. In fact, as a physicist wrote in to the show to point out, the triple point of water is 0.01 °C. The next time Dara was on the show, he was asked the triple point of water and triggered the klaxon when he gave the same answer.
*** In a series I episode, Dara is given points ''back'' because in a series H episode he said fishes don't have tongues and was told otherwise, only for it to turn out that he was right. Sandi Toksvig then complains that this is unfair, whereupon Dara relates the "triple point" incident above.
*** In a series I episode, Dara is given points ''back'' because in a series H episode he said fishes don't have tongues and was told otherwise, only for it to turn out that he was right. Sandi Toksvig then complains that this is unfair, whereupon Dara relates the "triple point" incident above.
* [[Conversational Troping]]: Occurs in Series H "History" with Stephen, Alan, David Mitchell, Sandi Toksvig, and Rob Brydon digitally edited into a photo of a combat squad. David (whose face was in a somewhat goofy expression) mused that he would be [[Red Shirt|killed off early]], while Sandi supposed she would be the woman brought along [[Mission Control|just to work the radio]], but gets [[Action Survivor|forced into flying a plane]]. Stephen would be [[Shell Shocked Senior|the hero]] [[Old Soldier|from]] the First World War, Rob gets [[Retirony|killed off right before the end]] (just when you think he'll make it), and Alan survives the whole thing.
* [[Conversational Troping]]: Occurs in Series H "History" with Stephen, Alan, David Mitchell, Sandi Toksvig, and Rob Brydon digitally edited into a photo of a combat squad. David (whose face was in a somewhat goofy expression) mused that he would be [[Red Shirt|killed off early]], while Sandi supposed she would be the woman brought along [[Mission Control|just to work the radio]], but gets [[Action Survivor|forced into flying a plane]]. Stephen would be [[Shell Shocked Senior|the hero]] [[Old Soldier|from]] the First World War, Rob gets [[Retirony|killed off right before the end]] (just when you think he'll make it), and Alan survives the whole thing.
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** Johnny Vegas, that cornflakes were originally conceived as an anti-masturbatory agent.
** Johnny Vegas, that cornflakes were originally conceived as an anti-masturbatory agent.
** Phill Jupitus, that Iceland is Europe's biggest producer of bananas.
** Phill Jupitus, that Iceland is Europe's biggest producer of bananas.
** Ross Noble, that a round triangle that makes a square is called a Reuleaux triangle. (Pronounced "rolo"--Ross proposed a "Toblerone-Rolo combo.")
** Ross Noble, that a round triangle that makes a square is called a Reuleaux triangle. (Pronounced "rolo"—Ross proposed a "Toblerone-Rolo combo.")
** Sandi Toksvig, suggesting that [[wikipedia:Japanese war tuba|Japanese War Tubas]] were [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf1rDZiknww&feature=related precision hearing aids] and that the best use for a goose was as toilet paper.
** Sandi Toksvig, suggesting that [[wikipedia:Japanese war tuba|Japanese War Tubas]] were [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf1rDZiknww&feature=related precision hearing aids] and that the best use for a goose was as toilet paper.
** Nina Conti, that a wooden sticklike device she found in her desk was a suppository.
** Nina Conti, that a wooden sticklike device she found in her desk was a suppository.
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'''Stephen''': You're right. It's a cockerel; it's a rooster. He was an extraordinary man, John Napier. He... he wore black, and a lot of his neighbors thought that he was somehow in league with the devil. And he had this jet-black cock as his constant companion.
'''Stephen''': You're right. It's a cockerel; it's a rooster. He was an extraordinary man, John Napier. He... he wore black, and a lot of his neighbors thought that he was somehow in league with the devil. And he had this jet-black cock as his constant companion.
'''Jimmy''': Did he do that purely for double-entendre? ... "Have you seen my massive black cock?" Etcetera. A hit at dinner parties in Edinburgh. }}
'''Jimmy''': Did he do that purely for double-entendre? ... "Have you seen my massive black cock?" Etcetera. A hit at dinner parties in Edinburgh. }}
* [[Dramatic Thunder]]: Near the beginning of an episode in Series D, as Stephen announces the theme of the night -- Death.
* [[Dramatic Thunder]]: Near the beginning of an episode in Series D, as Stephen announces the theme of the night—Death.
* [[Eagle Land]]: As usual, 80% of Rich Hall's gimmick.
* [[Eagle Land]]: As usual, 80% of Rich Hall's gimmick.
{{quote|'''Rich''': ''(after half an episode of silence)'' Ever since the Clangers I've been lost.}}
{{quote|'''Rich''': ''(after half an episode of silence)'' Ever since the Clangers I've been lost.}}
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** Not to mention -144 in the Differences episode, after a -150 point penalty for suggesting "Randy" as Gandhi's first name.
** Not to mention -144 in the Differences episode, after a -150 point penalty for suggesting "Randy" as Gandhi's first name.
** Assuming Alan's above score of -29,000,000 was actually just -29, for the entire series, Alan is currently on a score of -2180.
** Assuming Alan's above score of -29,000,000 was actually just -29, for the entire series, Alan is currently on a score of -2180.
* [[Everyone Knows Morse]]: In the eighth episode of Series M, "Merriment," Stephen revealed that a coded message had been included in the show from the beginning--a secret message which nobody had spotted. The code (as guessed correctly by Alan Davies) is in the show's theme song, which, if transcribed to Morse code, spells out "www.alanzeroandstephenhero.com." http://www.alan0andstephenhero.com redirects to http://qi.com/alan-zero-and-stephen-hero, which contains [[Easter Egg|a two-minute clip]] entitled "Bonus Bits."
* [[Everyone Knows Morse]]: In the eighth episode of Series M, "Merriment," Stephen revealed that a coded message had been included in the show from the beginning—a secret message which nobody had spotted. The code (as guessed correctly by Alan Davies) is in the show's theme song, which, if transcribed to Morse code, spells out "www.alanzeroandstephenhero.com." http://www.alan0andstephenhero.com redirects to http://qi.com/alan-zero-and-stephen-hero, which contains [[Easter Egg|a two-minute clip]] entitled "Bonus Bits."
* [[Exact Words]]: Rich Hall tries to use this to score points in one of his first appearances.
* [[Exact Words]]: Rich Hall tries to use this to score points in one of his first appearances.
{{quote|'''Rich''': So, wait, we get points for being interesting?
{{quote|'''Rich''': So, wait, we get points for being interesting?
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'''Fry''': Yes - usually we use Greek, don't we, though? }}
'''Fry''': Yes - usually we use Greek, don't we, though? }}
* [[Godwin's Law]]: Itself discussed in the episode on Germany. Stephen describes the law as stating that as every internet discussion or argument continues, the probability of somebody comparing something or someone to Hitler or the Nazis will reach 1, after which the argument is over. Rob Brydon asked whether this law applied to threads where Hitler himself was the topic.
* [[Godwin's Law]]: Itself discussed in the episode on Germany. Stephen describes the law as stating that as every internet discussion or argument continues, the probability of somebody comparing something or someone to Hitler or the Nazis will reach 1, after which the argument is over. Rob Brydon asked whether this law applied to threads where Hitler himself was the topic.
* [[Golden Snitch]]: A few episodes have had certain questions or challenges that would give 100 or even 200 points if done correctly. Two series had recurring bonuses -- Series E had the "Elephant In The Room" bonus where at least one question per show would involve an elephant in some way that the panelists had to point out, while in Series F Stephen had a bonus "fanfare" which he would award to particularly interesting answers.
* [[Golden Snitch]]: A few episodes have had certain questions or challenges that would give 100 or even 200 points if done correctly. Two series had recurring bonuses—Series E had the "Elephant In The Room" bonus where at least one question per show would involve an elephant in some way that the panelists had to point out, while in Series F Stephen had a bonus "fanfare" which he would award to particularly interesting answers.
** Inverted by giving certain "obvious but wrong" answers which are deemed incredibly stupid; answering "carbon dioxide" to the question "What is the main ingredient of air?" would have given a deduction of 3,000 points.
** Inverted by giving certain "obvious but wrong" answers which are deemed incredibly stupid; answering "carbon dioxide" to the question "What is the main ingredient of air?" would have given a deduction of 3,000 points.
* [[A Good Name for a Rock Band]]: Toblerone-Rolo Combo.
* [[A Good Name for a Rock Band]]: Toblerone-Rolo Combo.
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** Stephen and Professor Brian Cox. Good ''Lord.'' Stephen was probably just happy to have someone on the show who was smarter than him.
** Stephen and Professor Brian Cox. Good ''Lord.'' Stephen was probably just happy to have someone on the show who was smarter than him.
** Phill Jupitus [[Word of God|went on record]] in the making-of documentary as saying that his [[Troll|unofficial role]] on the show is to be as [[Token Romance|shamelessly flirtatious as possible with Stephen]].
** Phill Jupitus [[Word of God|went on record]] in the making-of documentary as saying that his [[Troll|unofficial role]] on the show is to be as [[Token Romance|shamelessly flirtatious as possible with Stephen]].
* [[Humans Are Bastards]]: Alan Davies invokes this trope [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grq5Yqg2xSM here].
* [[Humans Are the Real Monsters]]: Alan Davies invokes this trope [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grq5Yqg2xSM here].
{{quote|'''Alan''': We're bad. No, we are. As a species, we're bad. (''to Stephen'') Don't [[Patrick Stewart Speech|start giving me Shakespeare's sonnets]]. We're wicked!}}
{{quote|'''Alan''': We're bad. No, we are. As a species, we're bad. (''to Stephen'') Don't [[Patrick Stewart Speech|start giving me Shakespeare's sonnets]]. We're wicked!}}
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: "We never use euphemisms, and we think that people who do are complete front-bottoms."
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: "We never use euphemisms, and we think that people who do are complete front-bottoms."
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* [[I Can't Believe I'm Saying This]]:
* [[I Can't Believe I'm Saying This]]:
{{quote|'''Stephen''': Flobbadob actually means flowerpot in Oddlepoddle. (''beat'') I ''cannot believe'' I just said that.}}
{{quote|'''Stephen''': Flobbadob actually means flowerpot in Oddlepoddle. (''beat'') I ''cannot believe'' I just said that.}}
** Also a common response to his many [[That Came Out Wrong|That Came Out Wrongs]].
** Also a common response to his many [[That Came Out Wrong]]s.
* [[I'd Tell You, But Then I'd Have To Kill You]]: Subverted.
* [[I'd Tell You, But Then I'd Have To Kill You]]: Subverted.
{{quote|'''Alan:''' What happened to [[MI 5|MIs 1, 2, 3 and 4]]?
{{quote|'''Alan:''' What happened to [[MI 5|MIs 1, 2, 3 and 4]]?
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{{quote|'''Alan''': They've got standards, these people!}}
{{quote|'''Alan''': They've got standards, these people!}}
** In the "Holiday" episode, Rob Brydon's joke about stamp collecting earned pained reactions from the panel and an expression of abject shame from Brydon himself.
** In the "Holiday" episode, Rob Brydon's joke about stamp collecting earned pained reactions from the panel and an expression of abject shame from Brydon himself.
* [[Informed Ability]]: One episode brought up "[[wikipedia:Little Tich|Little Tich]]", a music-hall performer who inspired [[Charlie Chaplin]] and [[Buster Keaton]], and whom Stephen Fry proclaimed a comic genius whose name would be remembered when every other comedian on the show would be long forgotten. The panel were unimpressed, pointing out that his name had ''already'' been forgotten -- neither they nor the audience had ever heard of him -- and when a surviving clip of his act was shown, they didn't even think it was all that funny.
* [[Informed Ability]]: One episode brought up "[[wikipedia:Little Tich|Little Tich]]", a music-hall performer who inspired [[Charlie Chaplin]] and [[Buster Keaton]], and whom Stephen Fry proclaimed a comic genius whose name would be remembered when every other comedian on the show would be long forgotten. The panel were unimpressed, pointing out that his name had ''already'' been forgotten—neither they nor the audience had ever heard of him—and when a surviving clip of his act was shown, they didn't even think it was all that funny.
* [[Insufferable Genius]]: When panellists get onto a subject they actually know something about, they can sometimes [[Completely Missing the Point|forget to be funny and take the qui part a bit too seriously]] — unwilling to follow other panellists (Alan Davies especially) and feign stupidity to a certain degree for the sake of entertainment. True enough, bantermeisters that often do provide intelligent answers can avoid appearing as this by actually providing jokes (e.g. Sandi Toksvig, Dara Ó Briain).
* [[Insufferable Genius]]: When panellists get onto a subject they actually know something about, they can sometimes [[Completely Missing the Point|forget to be funny and take the qui part a bit too seriously]] — unwilling to follow other panellists (Alan Davies especially) and feign stupidity to a certain degree for the sake of entertainment. True enough, bantermeisters that often do provide intelligent answers can avoid appearing as this by actually providing jokes (e.g. Sandi Toksvig, Dara Ó Briain).
** Rory McGrath came off as awfully show-offy to many people during his first appearance, to the point where Sean Lock got annoyed with him and started to mock him relentlessly. "You're doing atomic number wheelies, aren't you?" Even Stephen eventually gets fed up with him, smiling and stating "You are just ''beginning'' to try my patience now."
** Rory McGrath came off as awfully show-offy to many people during his first appearance, to the point where Sean Lock got annoyed with him and started to mock him relentlessly. "You're doing atomic number wheelies, aren't you?" Even Stephen eventually gets fed up with him, smiling and stating "You are just ''beginning'' to try my patience now."
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* [[Jedi Mind Trick]]: Discussed briefly in "Hypnotism, Hallucinations and Hysteria" with a dog that's supposedly able to hypnotize people.
* [[Jedi Mind Trick]]: Discussed briefly in "Hypnotism, Hallucinations and Hysteria" with a dog that's supposedly able to hypnotize people.
* [[Jive Turkey]]: Occasionally for comic effect, as when Stephen [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw0KbGi4gH8 described cheese as "the celebration of what happens when milk goes off big-time stylee."]
* [[Jive Turkey]]: Occasionally for comic effect, as when Stephen [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw0KbGi4gH8 described cheese as "the celebration of what happens when milk goes off big-time stylee."]
* [[Kansas City Shuffle]] / [[I Know You Know I Know]]: In the Series F episode "Fingers and Fumbs", [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVAcxayiFM contestants lost 10 points every time they said "fuck", but could win them back by playing RockPaperScissors with Stephen.] At the start of the episode, [[Chekhov's Gun|Stephen stated that you should play scissors in such a game, because your opponent expects you to play rock and will play paper]]. This led to a draw every time as both would play scissors, causing Alan to state "somebody play rock!". And then, in the fourth game, Phill Jupitus exchanged a significant look with Alan -- and played ''scissors'', beating Stephen who played paper. Then, in the last two games, Dara and Alan won... by playing ''rock'', Stephen having played scissors.
* [[Kansas City Shuffle]] / [[I Know You Know I Know]]: In the Series F episode "Fingers and Fumbs", [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVAcxayiFM contestants lost 10 points every time they said "fuck", but could win them back by playing RockPaperScissors with Stephen.] At the start of the episode, [[Chekhov's Gun|Stephen stated that you should play scissors in such a game, because your opponent expects you to play rock and will play paper]]. This led to a draw every time as both would play scissors, causing Alan to state "somebody play rock!". And then, in the fourth game, Phill Jupitus exchanged a significant look with Alan—and played ''scissors'', beating Stephen who played paper. Then, in the last two games, Dara and Alan won... by playing ''rock'', Stephen having played scissors.
** Also with the 'hoax cards' in the episode on Hoaxes, which had to be played when the panellists thought they'd spotted a hoax:
** Also with the 'hoax cards' in the episode on Hoaxes, which had to be played when the panellists thought they'd spotted a hoax:
{{quote|'''Sean Lock''': I don't know about you, but I'm just going to do it on the first question, then none of us can lose out. We all do it on the first question, we all lose points, and then it's just done. We don't have to worry about it, spend the rest of the show going, "oh, damn, already used my hoax card"... what you reckon, guys, you in for that?
{{quote|'''Sean Lock''': I don't know about you, but I'm just going to do it on the first question, then none of us can lose out. We all do it on the first question, we all lose points, and then it's just done. We don't have to worry about it, spend the rest of the show going, "oh, damn, already used my hoax card"... what you reckon, guys, you in for that?
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* [[Obfuscating Stupidity]]: Several guests such as Johnny Vegas, Lee Mack and Robert Webb have played with the format of the show by being as obtuse as possible, usually just to drive Stephen up the wall and derail the show. More to the point, this is how Alan Davies fulfills his role of [[The Fool]] on a consistent basis. When he wised up to his situation in series D, he started playing seriously and actually won four episodes in a row. But as his buffoonery is a cornerstone of the show's popularity, he was soon set straight.
* [[Obfuscating Stupidity]]: Several guests such as Johnny Vegas, Lee Mack and Robert Webb have played with the format of the show by being as obtuse as possible, usually just to drive Stephen up the wall and derail the show. More to the point, this is how Alan Davies fulfills his role of [[The Fool]] on a consistent basis. When he wised up to his situation in series D, he started playing seriously and actually won four episodes in a row. But as his buffoonery is a cornerstone of the show's popularity, he was soon set straight.
* [[Off on a Technicality]]: Subverted when Lee Mack triggered the klaxon by saying "First of December" and the words "DECEMBER THE 1ST" appeared on the screens; he tried to argue he shouldn't lose points as that wasn't what he said, but was informed "you don't get off that easily".
* [[Off on a Technicality]]: Subverted when Lee Mack triggered the klaxon by saying "First of December" and the words "DECEMBER THE 1ST" appeared on the screens; he tried to argue he shouldn't lose points as that wasn't what he said, but was informed "you don't get off that easily".
** Even more brutally subverted--or perhaps even inverted--when David Mitchell gave "After 1939" as an answer to "When was the first World War named as such?" After the forfeit "1939" came up, David tried to argue his case, since he'd said "''after'' 1939"...eventually resulting in him getting ''two more forfeits'' in addition to the first. See [[Rage Against the Author]] below.
** Even more brutally subverted—or perhaps even inverted—when David Mitchell gave "After 1939" as an answer to "When was the first World War named as such?" After the forfeit "1939" came up, David tried to argue his case, since he'd said "''after'' 1939"...eventually resulting in him getting ''two more forfeits'' in addition to the first. See [[Rage Against the Author]] below.
* [[Off the Rails]]: ''All the time'', but only because it's usually the game's entire point. Sometimes, it doesn't just go off the rails but upside down, in a ditch, and on fire. Notably, in the "Gardens" episode when Stephen asks about the best place to find a new species, which somehow led to an "interesting, fierce, [[Sarcasm Mode|and, I think, productive]]" debate on [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|what to do with a starving honeybee.]]
* [[Off the Rails]]: ''All the time'', but only because it's usually the game's entire point. Sometimes, it doesn't just go off the rails but upside down, in a ditch, and on fire. Notably, in the "Gardens" episode when Stephen asks about the best place to find a new species, which somehow led to an "interesting, fierce, [[Sarcasm Mode|and, I think, productive]]" debate on [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|what to do with a starving honeybee.]]
** Another one started with the origin of the word "vegetarian" and moved on to a debate about motorised monster truck-esque turtles -- unsurprisingly, [[Top Gear|Jeremy Clarkson]] was involved. See [[Completely Missing the Point]] above.
** Another one started with the origin of the word "vegetarian" and moved on to a debate about motorised monster truck-esque turtles—unsurprisingly, [[Top Gear|Jeremy Clarkson]] was involved. See [[Completely Missing the Point]] above.
*** Or the Christmas XL special, in which they started talking about Mormon polygamy and went through the Osmonds to figure out that the [[Doctor Who|Tenth Doctor]] would be killed off by the secret brother Big Graham Osmond ("played by Bill Bailey!"), who lived in the attic and wrote all their songs. Bill Bailey ends up chewing the holly sprig in David Tennant's lapel.
*** Or the Christmas XL special, in which they started talking about Mormon polygamy and went through the Osmonds to figure out that the [[Doctor Who|Tenth Doctor]] would be killed off by the secret brother Big Graham Osmond ("played by Bill Bailey!"), who lived in the attic and wrote all their songs. Bill Bailey ends up chewing the holly sprig in David Tennant's lapel.
* [[One of Us]]: Jonathan Ross is a comic book fan, which gave him a chance to do a lengthy [[Motor Mouth]] gag in the Series D [[Children in Need]] episode about the origins of [[Wonder Woman]], the [[Triang Relations|private life]] of William Moulton Marston, and the evolution of [[EC Comics]] and its subsequent demise at the hands of the [[Comics Code]] Authority (albeit with a repetition of the myth that the word "FLICK" was banned in case it looked like "FUCK").
* [[One of Us]]: Jonathan Ross is a comic book fan, which gave him a chance to do a lengthy [[Motor Mouth]] gag in the Series D [[Children in Need]] episode about the origins of [[Wonder Woman]], the [[Triang Relations|private life]] of William Moulton Marston, and the evolution of [[EC Comics]] and its subsequent demise at the hands of the [[Comics Code]] Authority (albeit with a repetition of the myth that the word "FLICK" was banned in case it looked like "FUCK").
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'''Alan Davies:''' Then you'd better come through to the sleeping module. }}
'''Alan Davies:''' Then you'd better come through to the sleeping module. }}
* [[Placebo Effect]]: One of the questions on 'Illness' asks why this works (it turns out that nobody knows).
* [[Placebo Effect]]: One of the questions on 'Illness' asks why this works (it turns out that nobody knows).
* [[The Points Mean Nothing]]: Even the show's creators don't know how the scoring works -- they apparently hire a man to sit in a room and work it out, and no-one knows how he decides it. The placings can actually be quite important, especially if you're a fan of Alan Davies.
* [[The Points Mean Nothing]]: Even the show's creators don't know how the scoring works—they apparently hire a man to sit in a room and work it out, and no-one knows how he decides it. The placings can actually be quite important, especially if you're a fan of Alan Davies.
** That's true of the points related to the questions, but Stephen gives points for things that are "quite interesting". There is, supposedly, an actual formula or line-of-thought he uses to do so when awarding points, but no one has managed to figure out how exactly it works.
** That's true of the points related to the questions, but Stephen gives points for things that are "quite interesting". There is, supposedly, an actual formula or line-of-thought he uses to do so when awarding points, but no one has managed to figure out how exactly it works.
** The klaxon, at least, is a uniform -10 unless it's an ''incredibly'' stupid answer (like saying carbon dioxide makes up the bulk of the atmosphere, or thinking modern Germany still sings "[[All the Little Germanies|Deutschland,]] [[Weimar Republic|Deutschland]] [[Those Wacky Nazis|Uber Alles]]").
** The klaxon, at least, is a uniform -10 unless it's an ''incredibly'' stupid answer (like saying carbon dioxide makes up the bulk of the atmosphere, or thinking modern Germany still sings "[[All the Little Germanies|Deutschland,]] [[Weimar Republic|Deutschland]] [[Those Wacky Nazis|Uber Alles]]").
** A lot of this is due to things being cut in the edit, but the points still affecting the end result. It explains why in some episodes people have apparently done well but still lost -- they left a number of forfeits on the editing-room floor. And, of course, they can't re-record the ending to only include points scored in the edited version.
** A lot of this is due to things being cut in the edit, but the points still affecting the end result. It explains why in some episodes people have apparently done well but still lost—they left a number of forfeits on the editing-room floor. And, of course, they can't re-record the ending to only include points scored in the edited version.
** In the 'International' episode of Series I, Bill Bailey used his 'Nobody knows' sign after a discussion of the points. The point-scorer agreed, and awarded him 3 points for it.
** In the 'International' episode of Series I, Bill Bailey used his 'Nobody knows' sign after a discussion of the points. The point-scorer agreed, and awarded him 3 points for it.
** Parodied on "Inequality"; the points were (unfairly) assigned before the game started (where Stephen said Sandi Toksvig had won despite having a lower score than Clive Anderson), and even more unfairly not announced at the end.
** Parodied on "Inequality"; the points were (unfairly) assigned before the game started (where Stephen said Sandi Toksvig had won despite having a lower score than Clive Anderson), and even more unfairly not announced at the end.
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{{quote|'''Stephen''': Why might I put my finger up your bottom if you couldn't name seven bald men apart from Yul Brynner? [''[[Beat]]''] That is possibly one of the oddest questions I've ever asked on this show...}}
{{quote|'''Stephen''': Why might I put my finger up your bottom if you couldn't name seven bald men apart from Yul Brynner? [''[[Beat]]''] That is possibly one of the oddest questions I've ever asked on this show...}}
* [[Re Cut]]: ''QI XL'', a 40-minute version of the show, broadcast the following day.
* [[Re Cut]]: ''QI XL'', a 40-minute version of the show, broadcast the following day.
** Something of an inversion of [[Edited for Syndication]] -- a lot of the apparent points meaning nothing (see below) is ironed out in some episodes by massive forfeits and/or correct answers which were dropped in the edit down to a half-hour; the long edit still drops points, however, and at least once dropped a forfeit (in "Health & Safety," when Alan says "you big gorilla, you," the klaxon can be heard coming in, but is not shown). One presumes that even more than this is normally cut. The repeats on Dave for Series F are exclusively showing ''QI XL'' and not the normal version (and in a few cases even got to air the XL version first because the BBC never bothered).
** Something of an inversion of [[Edited for Syndication]]—a lot of the apparent points meaning nothing (see below) is ironed out in some episodes by massive forfeits and/or correct answers which were dropped in the edit down to a half-hour; the long edit still drops points, however, and at least once dropped a forfeit (in "Health & Safety," when Alan says "you big gorilla, you," the klaxon can be heard coming in, but is not shown). One presumes that even more than this is normally cut. The repeats on Dave for Series F are exclusively showing ''QI XL'' and not the normal version (and in a few cases even got to air the XL version first because the BBC never bothered).
*** Although this might be because it allows them to stretch it to a full hour of broadcasting with [[Money, Dear Boy|three internal ad breaks]] and a more traditional scheduling pattern, as opposed to other BBC shows the channel broadcasts, which remain unedited (save for a straight cut in the middle for one ad break), but as such take up a forty-minute slot. That being said, they're not doing the same for ''[[Have I Got News for You|Have I Got A Bit More News For You]]''
*** Although this might be because it allows them to stretch it to a full hour of broadcasting with [[Money, Dear Boy|three internal ad breaks]] and a more traditional scheduling pattern, as opposed to other BBC shows the channel broadcasts, which remain unedited (save for a straight cut in the middle for one ad break), but as such take up a forty-minute slot. That being said, they're not doing the same for ''[[Have I Got News for You|Have I Got A Bit More News For You]]''
* [[Released to Elsewhere]]: Phill Jupitus gets off an extended riff on this theme in the context of a discussion of Russian dogs carrying bombs which were trained to destroy tanks.
* [[Released to Elsewhere]]: Phill Jupitus gets off an extended riff on this theme in the context of a discussion of Russian dogs carrying bombs which were trained to destroy tanks.
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{{quote|'''David''': Why don't you just write "Mitchell is a cock".
{{quote|'''David''': Why don't you just write "Mitchell is a cock".
'''Stephen''': [[Tempting Fate|I wouldn't put it past them]]. }}
'''Stephen''': [[Tempting Fate|I wouldn't put it past them]]. }}
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]: The show can swing from very academic to completely filthy, sometimes in mid-sentence. Once Stephen gave a long, detailed, nerdy description of how woodpeckers' tongues work, before suddenly ending with "If the pecker's got wood, why go for tongue, you may ask!" -- resulting in a lot of stares and Jo Brand asking "Could we maybe have an offshoot of this program called ''Quite Unnecessary''?"
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]: The show can swing from very academic to completely filthy, sometimes in mid-sentence. Once Stephen gave a long, detailed, nerdy description of how woodpeckers' tongues work, before suddenly ending with "If the pecker's got wood, why go for tongue, you may ask!"—resulting in a lot of stares and Jo Brand asking "Could we maybe have an offshoot of this program called ''Quite Unnecessary''?"
{{quote|'''Alan''': We had a Jimmy Glascok at school. You could always see when he was coming.
{{quote|'''Alan''': We had a Jimmy Glascok at school. You could always see when he was coming.
'''Stephen''': Oh, yes! Quality! }}
'''Stephen''': Oh, yes! Quality! }}
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* [[Unexpectedly Obscure Answer]]: Too frequently to really qualify as "unexpected".
* [[Unexpectedly Obscure Answer]]: Too frequently to really qualify as "unexpected".
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: At every opportunity, including in the F series with naval semaphore flags. Alan describing a stale chocolate bar as tasting like "old ladies' cupboards" was not a euphemism, although everyone tried to make it one.
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: At every opportunity, including in the F series with naval semaphore flags. Alan describing a stale chocolate bar as tasting like "old ladies' cupboards" was not a euphemism, although everyone tried to make it one.
* [[Uranus Is Showing]]: An episode in Series D has a question about the discovery of the rings around Uranus. The panel avoids making any of the obvious jokes -- not that they need to, since the audience laughs every time the word is said anyway -- until Stephen deliberately provokes them by innocently remarking that he's ''just noticed'' the word might be misunderstood.
* [[Uranus Is Showing]]: An episode in Series D has a question about the discovery of the rings around Uranus. The panel avoids making any of the obvious jokes—not that they need to, since the audience laughs every time the word is said anyway—until Stephen deliberately provokes them by innocently remarking that he's ''just noticed'' the word might be misunderstood.
* [[Verbal Backspace]]:
* [[Verbal Backspace]]:
{{quote|'''Rob Brydon''': The only thing I have knowledge of is [[But You Screw One Goatthe|the sheep tied to a lamp]]- no, sorry, I have knowledge of '''Cardiff'''.}}
{{quote|'''Rob Brydon''': The only thing I have knowledge of is [[But You Screw One Goatthe|the sheep tied to a lamp]]- no, sorry, I have knowledge of '''Cardiff'''.}}
* [[Viewers are Morons]]: This is apparently the [http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/08/08/hodgman-activates-rage-gland-against-bbc-america-for-not-picking/ official reason] given for the programme not making it to BBC America. Otherwise, ''generally'' averted.
* [[Viewers are Morons]]: This is apparently the [http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/08/08/hodgman-activates-rage-gland-against-bbc-america-for-not-picking/ official reason] given for the programme not making it to BBC America. Otherwise, ''generally'' averted.
* [[Westminster Chimes]]:
* [[Westminster Chimes]]:
** Used for the buzzer sounds in a first-series episode -- Dave Gorman's buzzer chimed ''mi'', Jeremy Hardy's chimed ''do'', Jo Brand's chimed ''re'', and Alan's [[The Last of These Is Not Like the Others|made a noise like a pneumatic drill]].
** Used for the buzzer sounds in a first-series episode—Dave Gorman's buzzer chimed ''mi'', Jeremy Hardy's chimed ''do'', Jo Brand's chimed ''re'', and Alan's [[The Last of These Is Not Like the Others|made a noise like a pneumatic drill]].
** Again in a second-series episode -- each of the first three contestants had a four-note chime, and Alan had a cuckoo clock.
** Again in a second-series episode—each of the first three contestants had a four-note chime, and Alan had a cuckoo clock.
* [[What Could Have Been]]: At one point the intention was to have Michael Palin as the host, with Stephen and Alan as team captains.
* [[What Could Have Been]]: At one point the intention was to have Michael Palin as the host, with Stephen and Alan as team captains.
* [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?]]: Stephen often has to apologise for mistakes in the research, but nothing beats apologising for the, er, language the Flowerpot Men speak (which was Oddlepoddle, not flobbadob).
* [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?]]: Stephen often has to apologise for mistakes in the research, but nothing beats apologising for the, er, language the Flowerpot Men speak (which was Oddlepoddle, not flobbadob).