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== Anime and Manga ==
{{quote|<poem>'''Reimu''': Sorry Bean throwing is canceled this year. <small>Even though I asked you to play the Oni</small>
[...]
'''[[Youkai#Oni|Suika]]''': No-no way! I even dressed up as an Oni!</poem>| [[Touhou|Wild and Horned Hermit]]}}
|''Wild and Horned Hermit'' (a ''[[Touhou]]'' manga)}}
 
{{quote|<poem>No matter how we try to fool ourselves
This is the reality we're stuck with...
But you know what?
I won't avert my eyes anymore</poem>|Tomorrow lyrics|[[Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku o!]]}}
|Tomorrow lyrics|[[Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku o!]]}}
 
{{quote|<poem>Stealing someone else's happiness
Starts to sound like a pretty good idea

But that won't make us satisfied in the end.</poem>|Tomorrow lyrics|[[Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku o!]]}}
|Tomorrow lyrics|[[Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku o!]]}}
 
{{quote|''"Constellations of stars that I am seeing for the first time… you are all only allowed to exist as objects for my conquest and rule. Just wait."''|'''Reinhard von Lohengramm''', ''[[Legend of the Galactic Heroes]]''}}
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{{quote|''We weep for a bird's cry, but not for a fish's blood; blessed are those with a voice.''|'''Major Kusanagi''', ''[[Ghost in the Shell (1995 film)|Ghost in the Shell]]: Innocence''}}
 
{{quote|''I'll show you just how cruel a person can be, so long as they can excuse it as protecting the ones they love.''|Shiage Hamazura, ''[[A Certain Magical Index]] III'' episode 26}}
 
== Comic Books ==
{{quote|No man is poor who can do what he likes to do once in a while!|[[Scrooge McDuck]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20150402144448/http://www.forbes.com/special-report/2013/fictional-15/scrooge-mcduck.html as quoted by Forbes]}}
 
== Fan Works ==
{{quote|<poem>'''Marisa''': Ah... Sorry for not meeting expectations.
'''Alice & Patchouli''': We weren't expecting anything.
'''Marisa''': Ah... I see.</poem>|''Omoito'' (a [[Touhou]] doujin)}}
|''Omoito'' (a [[Touhou]] doujin)}}
 
{{quote|''When I write things like this I'm not advocating them. If I advocated everything I write, I wouldn't be able to write racist characters, murder or bullying – let alone all the killing my stories have. I write stories. I write conflict. I write villages [[RWBY|destroyed by Grimm]] and both men and women sometimes being bastards and using their influence to make other people's lives unhappy. I've written Mercury stealing a kiss from Ruby and Cinder seducing Jaune to use as nothing more than a sex toy (in Stress Relief), [[Double Standard Rape (Female on Male)|and ironically people were fine with the latter but a kiss on the former is totally not okay]]. Anyway, me writing those things doesn't mean I go around bribing women to kiss me and then dragging innocent young men to bed. It just means I'm writing characters who aren't your typical goodies.''
|Coeur Al'Aran|author's note to ''[[Service with a Smile]]'' [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12606073/54/Service-with-a-Smile ''Service with a Smile'' chapter 54]}}
 
{{quote|Did I feel guilty about stealing an ancient heritage and taking out a patent on it? Not after I saw the company's monthly balance sheet.|GremlinJack|[[A Young Girl's Delinquency Record]]}}
 
{{quote|''The workmen watched with smiles that were entirely too wide for her mental well-being, full as they were of a certain amount of schadenfreude, a concept she was aware of even if she couldn't spell it.''|''[[Desperately Seeking Ranma]]'', [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9916589/56/Desperately-Seeking-Ranma Chapter 56]}}
 
== Film ==
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{{quote|"In the aftermath of violence, the distinction between hero and villain is sometimes a matter of interpretation or misinterpretation of facts. "Taxi Driver" suggests that tragic errors can be made."
|Disclaimer from thea TV broadcast of ''[[Taxi Driver]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Atticus Finch''': Good afternoon, Miss Dubose... My, you look like a picture this afternoon.
'''Scout''': ''[hiding behind Atticus whispering to Jem and Dill]'' He don't say a picture of what.
|''[[To Kill a Mockingbird]]''}}
 
== Literature ==
{{quote|The Imperial Army is withdrawing “forward” with it’s tail between its legs, as reported by the Federation media|Rumor in the Commonwealth in ''[[Saga of Tanya the Evil]] LN volume 4''}}
 
{{quote|Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment|Rita Mae Brown|Alma Mater}}
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|'''[[wikipedia:Ian Brady|Ian Brady]]'''|[http://feralhouse.com/the-gates-of-janus/ The Gates of Janus] (Chapter Fifteen: [[wikipedia:Ted Bundy|Ted Bundy]])}}
 
{{quote|''If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them.''|Karl Popper|''The Open Society and Its Enemies''}}
|Karl Popper|''The Open Society and Its Enemies''}}
 
{{quote|''Ptraci didn't just derail the train of thought, she ripped up the rails, burned the stations and melted the bridges for scrap.''|[[Terry Pratchett]]|''[[Discworld/Pyramids|Pyramids]]''}}
 
{{quote|''Writers are among the most sensitive, most intellectually anarchic, most representative, most probing of artists. The writer's ability to imagine what is not the self, to familiarize the strange and to mystify the familiar — all this is the test of her or his power.|[[Toni Morrison]]|''Mouth Full of Blood: Essays, Speeches, Meditations'', 2019}}
|[[Toni Morrison]]|''Mouth Full of Blood: Essays, Speeches, Meditations'', 2019}}
 
{{quote|''I'm free from pain. It's where nobody tells me what to do; it's where my imagination is fecund and I am really at my best. Nothing matters more in the world or in my body or anywhere when I'm writing.''
{{quote|''Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it.''|[[Toni Morrison]]|''[[Jazz (novel)|Jazz]],'' 1992}}
|[[Toni Morrison]]|[https://www.npr.org/2015/04/20/400394947/i-regret-everything-toni-morrison-looks-back-on-her-personal-life on NPR's ''Fresh Air''], 2015}}
 
{{quote|''You're turning over your whole life to him. Your whole life, girl. And if it means so little to you that you can just give it away, hand it to him, then why should it mean any more to him? He can't value you more than you value yourself.''
{{quote|''I'm free from pain. It's where nobody tells me what to do; it's where my imagination is fecund and I am really at my best. Nothing matters more in the world or in my body or anywhere when I'm writing.''|[[Toni Morrison]]|[https://www.npr.org/2015/04/20/400394947/i-regret-everything-toni-morrison-looks-back-on-her-personal-life on NPR's ''Fresh Air''], 2015}}
|[[Toni Morrison]]|''[[Song of Solomon]]'', 1977}}
 
{{quote|''My grandfather bragged all the time that he had read [[the Bible]]. And it was illegal in his life to read. Ultimately I knew that words have power.''
{{quote|''You're turning over your whole life to him. Your whole life, girl. And if it means so little to you that you can just give it away, hand it to him, then why should it mean any more to him? He can't value you more than you value yourself.''|[[Toni Morrison]]|''[[Song of Solomon]]'', 1977}}
|[[Toni Morrison]]|''Toni Morrison: The Pieces I Am'', documentary, 2019}}
 
{{quote|''We die. That may be the meaning of life. But we do language. That may be the measure of our lives.''
{{quote|''My grandfather bragged all the time that he had read [[the Bible]]. And it was illegal in his life to read. Ultimately I knew that words have power.''|[[Toni Morrison]]|''Toni Morrison: The Pieces I Am'', documentary, 2019}}
|[[Toni Morrison]]|[https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/literature/1993/morrison/lecture/ Nobel Lecture], 1993}}
 
{{quote|''Freeing yourself was one thing, claiming ownership of that freed self was another.''
{{quote|''We die. That may be the meaning of life. But we do language. That may be the measure of our lives.''|[[Toni Morrison]]|[https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/literature/1993/morrison/lecture/ Nobel Lecture], 1993}}
|[[Toni Morrison]]|''[[Beloved (novel)|Beloved]]'', 1987}}
 
{{quote|''If you wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.''
{{quote|''Freeing yourself was one thing, claiming ownership of that freed self was another.''|[[Toni Morrison]]|''Beloved'', 1987}}
|[[Toni Morrison]]|''[[Song of Solomon]]'', 1977}}
 
{{quote|''Navigating a white male world was not threatening. It wasn't even interesting. I was more interesting than they were. And I wasn't afraid to show it.''
{{quote|''If you wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.''|[[Toni Morrison]]|''[[Song of Solomon]]'', 1977}}
|[[Toni Morrison]]|''Toni Morrison: The Pieces I Am'', documentary, 2019}}
 
{{quote|''The idea of a wanton woman is something I have inserted into almost all of my books. An [[outlaw]] figure who is disallowed in the community because of her imagination or activity or status — that kind of anarchic figure has always fascinated me. And the benefits they bring with them, in spite of the fact that they are either dismissed or upbraided — something about their presence is constructive in the long run. Sula, for instance, was someone the other characters missed terribly when she was gone, even though she was the pariah. In ''Love'', Junior is a poor, rootless, free-floating young woman — a survivor, a manipulator, a hungry person — but she does create a space where people can come with their better selves.''
{{quote|''Navigating a white male world was not threatening. It wasn't even interesting. I was more interesting than they were. And I wasn't afraid to show it.''|[[Toni Morrison]]|''Toni Morrison: The Pieces I Am'', documentary, 2019}}
|[[Toni Morrison]]|''[https://www.oprah.com/omagazine/toni-morrison-talks-love/all#ixzz5vqhILl3P O Magazine]'', 2003}}
 
{{quote|''This was brand-new space, and once I got there, it was like the whole world opened up, and I was never going to give that up. I felt original. I hate to admit that because it sounds so self-regarding, I didn't feel like an original human being, but the work was original. You know that feeling — that if you don't write it, it will never be written? You think, Eudora Welty can't do it, only you.''
{{quote|''The idea of a wanton woman is something I have inserted into almost all of my books. An [[outlaw]] figure who is disallowed in the community because of her imagination or activity or status — that kind of anarchic figure has always fascinated me. And the benefits they bring with them, in spite of the fact that they are either dismissed or upbraided — something about their presence is constructive in the long run. Sula, for instance, was someone the other characters missed terribly when she was gone, even though she was the pariah. In ''Love'', Junior is a poor, rootless, free-floating young woman — a survivor, a manipulator, a hungry person — but she does create a space where people can come with their better selves.''|[[Toni Morrison]]|''[https://www.oprah.com/omagazine/toni-morrison-talks-love/all#ixzz5vqhILl3P O Magazine]'', 2003}}
|[[Toni Morrison]]|''[https://www.oprah.com/omagazine/toni-morrison-talks-love/all#ixzz5vqhILl3P O Magazine]'', 2003}}
 
{{quote|''Complicity in the subjugation of race and class accounts for much of the self-sabotage women are prey to, for it is straight out of that subjugation that certain female-destroying myths have come.''
{{quote|''This was brand-new space, and once I got there, it was like the whole world opened up, and I was never going to give that up. I felt original. I hate to admit that because it sounds so self-regarding, I didn't feel like an original human being, but the work was original. You know that feeling — that if you don't write it, it will never be written? You think, Eudora Welty can't do it, only you.''|[[Toni Morrison]]|''[https://www.oprah.com/omagazine/toni-morrison-talks-love/all#ixzz5vqhILl3P O Magazine]'', 2003}}
|[[Toni Morrison]]|''Mouth Full of Blood: Essays, Speeches, Meditations'', 2019}}
 
{{quote|''The mind really is a palace. Not only for its perception of symmetry and the outrageously beautiful, but also because it can invent, imagine and most importantly, it can delve.''
{{quote|''Complicity in the subjugation of race and class accounts for much of the self-sabotage women are prey to, for it is straight out of that subjugation that certain female-destroying myths have come.''|[[Toni Morrison]]|''Mouth Full of Blood: Essays, Speeches, Meditations'', 2019}}
|[[Toni Morrison]]|''Mouth Full of Blood: Essays, Speeches, Meditations'', 2019}}
 
{{quote|''An instant later, I was rushing to prepare an entrenchment, practically crying. I never dreamed there might be a day a trowel would seem so important to me.''
{{quote|''The mind really is a palace. Not only for its perception of symmetry and the outrageously beautiful, but also because it can invent, imagine and most importantly, it can delve.''|[[Toni Morrison]]|''Mouth Full of Blood: Essays, Speeches, Meditations'', 2019}}
|Visha's POV|[[Saga of Tanya the Evil]]}}
 
{{quote|What I learned at a very early age was that I was responsible for my life. And as I became more spiritually conscious, I learned that we all are responsible for ourselves, that you create your own reality by the way you think and therefore act. You cannot blame apartheid, your parents, your circumstances, because you are not your circumstances. You are your possibilities. If you know that, you can do anything.
{{quote|''An instant later, I was rushing to prepare an entrenchment, practically crying. I never dreamed there might be a day a trowel would seem so important to me.''|Visha's POV|[[Saga of Tanya the Evil]]}}
|[[Oprah Winfrey]]|''O Magazine'', January 2007}}
 
{{quote|What I learned at a very early age was that I was responsible for my life. And as I became more spiritually conscious, I learned that we all are responsible for ourselves, that you create your own reality by the way you think and therefore act. You cannot blame apartheid, your parents, your circumstances, because you are not your circumstances. You are your possibilities. If you know that, you can do anything.|[[Oprah Winfrey]]|''O Magazine'', January 2007}}
 
{{quote|''What experience and history teach is this — that nations and governments have never learned anything from history, or acted upon any lessons they might have drawn from it.''
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|'''John Carreyrou''', ''Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup''}}
 
{{quote|He who works with his hands is a laborer. He who works with his hands and his head is a craftsman. He who works with his hands and his head and his heart is an artist.|Louis Nizer<ref>Often [[Wrongfully Attributed]] to Saint Francis of Assisi</ref>|''Between You and Me'' (Beechurst Press, 1948)}}
|Louis Nizer<ref>Often [[Wrongfully Attributed]] to Saint Francis of Assisi</ref>|''Between You and Me'' (Beechurst Press, 1948)}}
 
{{quote|''Freedom of the press belongs to the man who owns one.''
|Nora Ephron|I Remember Nothing: and Other Reflections}}
 
{{quote|Never get into a war of words with a poet, Ironbreaker. You can't win.|Gotrek|[[Gotrek and Felix]] (Orc Slayer)}}
 
{{quote|He had put off entering the fray quite long enough. It was either fight or be cut down. And though a few minutes ago he might have thought that a mercy compared to the tedium of dwarfish conversation, he found that now his life was at risk, even Snorri’s banalities were not without charm.|''[[Gotrek and Felix]] (Giantslayer)''}}
 
{{quote|A thought made him smile. Why was it that, when faced with a horde of howling orcs he wished so dearly for this life, and when faced with this life, he wished so dearly for a horde of howling orcs? A truism could have been found somewhere in that conundrum, if he had had any energy for that sort of thing anymore.|''[[Gotrek and Felix]] (Manslayer)''}}
 
{{quote|The vile little profiteer, thought Felix. Was it any wonder cults like the Cleansing Flame flourished when men like Otto preyed on the poor and the unfortunate?|Nathan Long|[[Gotrek and Felix|Gotrek and Felix (Manslayer)]]}}
 
{{quote|The last two men backed away from him, squeezing back through the trap and running into the darkness beyond. Felix started forward, snarling.
“Don’t be drawn, manling,” said Gotrek’s from behind him.
With an effort, Felix restrained himself from chasing the men. It always amazed him how, when his blood was up, he found himself ready to do things you couldn’t have paid him to do when he was calm and thinking clearly.
|Nathan Long|[[Gotrek and Felix|Gotrek and Felix (Manslayer)]]}}
 
{{quote|You’re a fool, umgi, even by the standards of your kind. The day this vermin keeps its word is the day an elf gets down on his effeminate knees and begs the secret behind a well-made shelf.|Handrik|Headtaker}}
 
{{quote|''There has appeared in our time a particular class of books and articles which I sincerely and solemnly think may be called the silliest ever known among men. They are much more wild than the wildest romances of chivalry and much more dull than the dullest religious tract. Moreover, the romances of chivalry were at least about chivalry; the religious tracts are about religion. But these things are about nothing; they are about what is called Success. One every bookstall, in every magazine, you may find works telling people how to succeed. They are books showing men how to succeed in everything; they are written by men who cannot even succeed in writing books.''
|[[G. K. Chesterton]], "[https://web.archive.org/web/20040911083630/http://www.cse.dmu.ac.uk/~mward/gkc/books/success.html The Fallacy of Success]", ''All Things Considered'' (1909)}}
 
{{quote|''People ought to think for themselves, Captain Vimes says. The problem is, people only think for themselves if you tell them to.''
|Corporal Carrot, ''[[Men at Arms]]''}}
 
{{quote|''But that's the trouble with trying to apply anything remotely scientific to an art form ; statistical analysis of a field that, by its nature, has no absolutes is something like attempting chemical analysis of an emotion. It remains interesting, but not absolutely convincing!''
|[[John W. Campbell|John W. Campbell, Jr.]], [[Astounding Science Fiction]], December 1949, page 92}}
 
{{quote|<poem>My emotion I well can remember
O'er a "promise" that somewhere I'd seen
One night, away back in December
Anno Domini 1918.
Happy tears in my orbs began wellin'
As I read how the England-to-be
Would become a fit messuage to dwell in
For heroes like me.
 
Refreshed by an access of ardour
I returned to my business in town;
But, as life seemed each day to grow harder,
I despaired of its joy and its crown;
Till, fed up with a "tale" for poor Tommies,
My temper I finally lost,
And pronounced that oracular "promise"
A palpable frost.
 
But I've tumbled at last to my error;
For, although I am far from content,
I know that this era of terror
Is just what the Government meant;
When through England so bell-like and clear rose
That eager, that passionate vow;
Since none but a race of real heroes
Can live in it now.</poem>
|''[[Punch]]'', [https://www.gutenberg.org/files/19105/19105-h/19105-h.htm December 1st, 1920], commenting on political promises}}
 
{{quote|''"If it's possible to kill a man with a device, then I've been taught how to use it."''|'''Ashok Vadal'''|''[[Saga of the Forgotten Warrior|Son of the Black Sword]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"If I made a list of all the men who wanted me dead for one cause or another, it would be a very long list." That wasn't such a bad idea. Maybe by the time they reached the Ice Coast he'd be finished. It would give him something to do to pass the time.''|'''Ashok Vadal'''|''[[Saga of the Forgotten Warrior|Son of the Black Sword]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"The more closely our own pistols resemble machine-guns, the better we like it."''|'''William Ewart Fairbairn''' and '''Eric Anthony Sykes'''|''Shooting to Live''}}
 
{{quote|''for in judging others I must be content to be judged by all''|St. Jerome|Preface to [https://vulgate.org/ the Vulgate Version of the New Testament], addressed to Pope Damasus, A.D. 383}}
 
== Live-Action TV ==
{{quote|''"At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross."''|'''Dr. Meredith Grey'''|''[[Grey's Anatomy]],'' The First Cut Is the Deepest}}
|'''Dr. Meredith Grey'''|''[[Grey's Anatomy]],'' "The First Cut Is the Deepest"}}
 
{{quote|We all know that artists are the epitome of mental health.|[[Stephen Colbert]] (joking)|''[[The Late Show with Stephen Colbert]]''}}
|[[Stephen Colbert]] (joking)|''[[The Late Show with Stephen Colbert]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Because of the ad skips.... It's theft. Your contract with the network when you get the show is you're going to watch the spots. Otherwise you couldn't get the show on an ad-supported basis. Any time you skip a commercial or watch the button you're actually stealing the programming."''|'''Jamie Kellner''', then-chairman and CEO of Turner Broadcasting, in [http://www.2600.com/news/050102-files/jamie-kellner.txt an interview] with ''Cableworld'', April 29, 2002<ref>Fortunately for all us potential criminals, he graciously permits bathroom breaks.</ref>}}
|'''Jamie Kellner''', then-chairman and CEO of Turner Broadcasting, in [http://www.2600.com/news/050102-files/jamie-kellner.txt an interview] with ''Cableworld'', April 29, 2002<ref>Fortunately for all us potential criminals, he graciously permits bathroom breaks.</ref>}}
 
{{quote|''"It's the people's will. I am their leader. I must follow them."''
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|'''[[Rush]]''', ''The Pass''}}
 
{{quote|''"On reflection it seems ironic and perhaps fitting that a series of musical pieces exploring themes of loss and melancholia should in themselves be impacted upon by an unexpected experience of loss ..."''|'''An Imaginal Space''', on [http://music.animaginalspace.com/album/loss "Loss"]}}
|'''An Imaginal Space''', on [http://music.animaginalspace.com/album/loss "Loss"]}}
 
{{quote|Lost - another time we found now the power
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I merely accept the thorn pricked finger bleeds.
|''Think The Adder Benign'' by '''Shai Hulud''' }}
 
{{quote|The girl next door, the American Dream
Skin as perfect as mocha ice cream
She got a job teaching at the high school
Kids finally had a teacher who was cool
But the parents got her fired - they made a big stink
When they found out she don’t wear pink.
|Shemekia Copeland|"[https://www.alligator.com/albums/Uncivil-War/index.cfm/t/She-Don%27t-Wear-Pink/tid/8930/lyrics/ She Don't Wear Pink]"}}<!-- MOD: We have dozens of tropes about homosexuality, but this quote doesn't fit on ''any'' of them. Aargh... -->
 
== New Media ==
{{quote|''Imagining other dragons Edrilanish would regard as her elders feels strange. Of course, everybody was young at some point, but imaging her as anybody but the Dragon Queen is almost surreal.|nobody_here|[[Descendant of a Demon Lord]]}}''
|nobody_here|[[Descendant of a Demon Lord]]}}
 
{{quote|''Changing your mind is proof that you have one.''
|attributed to @elysiansuns}}
 
== Radio ==
{{quote|''"Underground radio meant something because it said something ..."''
|Pioneer FM deejay '''Charles Laquidara.'''}}
 
{{quote|"''[The Canadian radio industry] frustrates me so much. I want to see it flourish, I want to hear great material being produced by quality radio hosts, but instead it’s amateur hour all throughout the country as the corporations slash budgets and hire people fresh out of school (or who never even went to school) who aren’t ready to be in front of the mic in markets that should only be hiring seasoned veterans…"''
{{quote|''"Underground radio meant something because it said something ..."''|Pioneer FM deejay '''Charles Laquidara.'''}}
|'''A Dose of Buckley''', ''[https://adoseofbuckley.wordpress.com/2013/06/20/radio-hypocrisy/ Radio Hypocrisy]''}}
 
{{quote|''"The writing process... You've seen '''[[The Shining]]'''?"''
{{quote|"''[The Canadian radio industry] frustrates me so much. I want to see it flourish, I want to hear great material being produced by quality radio hosts, but instead it’s amateur hour all throughout the country as the corporations slash budgets and hire people fresh out of school (or who never even went to school) who aren’t ready to be in front of the mic in markets that should only be hiring seasoned veterans…"''|'''A Dose of Buckley''', ''[https://adoseofbuckley.wordpress.com/2013/06/20/radio-hypocrisy/ Radio Hypocrisy]''}}
|'''[https://www.jinkxanddela.com/ Jinkx]''', ''[[Canadian Broadcasting Corporation|Q]]'', November 27, 2023}}
 
== Video Games ==
{{quote|''"The truth, Walker, is that you're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: A hero."''|''Spec Ops: The Line''}}
|''Spec Ops: The Line''}}
 
{{quote|''"You're a disgusting, [[MMORPG|MMO]]-addicted [[NEET]] hermit... [[Blatant Lies|and I'm your beloved little sister!]]"''|'''Rikana''', ''Mix Ore''}}
|'''Rikana''', ''Mix Ore''}}
 
{{quote|''"You can't talk yourself out of loneliness, it doesn't work that way.
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|'''[[Author Avatar|Davey Wreden]]''' of ''[[The Stanley Parable]]'' fame, on the dialogue of one of Coda's games, ''The Beginner's Guide''}}
 
{{quote|''"Their catch phrase for EOS Online is "For the [[Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game|MMORPG]] that you've lost." The only thing that I have lost while testing this game is interest."''|[http://steparu.com/reviews/mmo-rpg-reviews/1016-eos-online-review ''Steparu Review'']}}
|[http://steparu.com/reviews/mmo-rpg-reviews/1016-eos-online-review ''Steparu Review'']}}
 
{{quote|"While [[Clannad (visual novel)|Clannad]] certainly has a bunch of the generic "lol Japan is perverts", I'd be hard-pressed to call it a game designed for porn. I mean, if you enjoy masturbating to your own tears, that's not the game's fault."|'''Ad__Hominem''', ''[[Reddit]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3vx6cl/so_abc_tv_show_good_game_just_did_an_episode_on/ (r/KotakuInAction, So the ABC tv show Good Game just did an episode on sex in games...)]''}}
|'''Ad__Hominem''', ''[[Reddit]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3vx6cl/so_abc_tv_show_good_game_just_did_an_episode_on/ (r/KotakuInAction, So the ABC tv show Good Game just did an episode on sex in games...)]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Who'd of thought it, huh? A bunch of small towners like us wrapped up in an adventure like this."''|'''Olivia''', ''Minecraft: Story Mode''}}
|'''Olivia''', ''Minecraft: Story Mode''}}
 
{{quote|''"It's one of those games that [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|seems to do exactly what it set out to do]]. Neverending Nightmares does indeed trap you in a seemingly never-ending cycle of wandering halls and avoiding monsters. It just does it in a far more tedious and uninteresting way than your own mind would."''|'''Audish''', ''[[Steam]] review of [http://steamcommunity.com/id/maudish/recommended/253330/ Neverending Nightmare]''}}
|'''Audish''', ''[[Steam]] review of [http://steamcommunity.com/id/maudish/recommended/253330/ Neverending Nightmare]''}}
 
{{quote|But what is video gaming if not one well-crafted delusion after another?
|[[Ben Croshaw]], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}6aFpHHxJXJ0 ''Fully Ramblomatic'', March 13, 2024]}}
 
== Web Comics ==
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'''Kevyn Andreyasn''': Are we the good guys if we're this crafty about being the good guys?
'''Alexia Murtaugh''': I'm a ''[[Law Enforcement, Inc.|career]]'' good-guy. This qualifies as "justifiably crafty righteousness".
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]''|, [https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2016-04-22 April 22, 2016 ]}}
 
{{quote|''Oh no! Roy's been ''staggered!'' Or possibly stunned! Maybe dazed? Dazzled? I know it's one of the swoopy-star conditions, not one of the swirly-eye ones.''
|Elan|''[[The Order of the Stick]]'', |[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1069.html "Conditional Diagnosis"]}}
 
{{quote|'''Riff:''' You realize you are about a year off from that joke being topical.
'''Torg:''' Some jokes never get old.
'''Riff:''' Others are born that way.
|''[[Sluggy Freelance]]''|, [http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/970829 August 29, 1997]}}
 
{{quote|'''Agatha''': What do you call it ... when you have to work with someone you'd be better off killing?
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|''[[Girl Genius]]'', [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date{{=}}20190724 Volume 20, Page 11]}}
 
{{quote|''In closing, social distancing works; that goes for avoiding predators as well as viruses.''|[[Kevin and Kell|Lindesfarne's Virtual Quill]], [https://virtual-quill.tumblr.com/post/618962730815275008/new-normal May 24, 2020]}}
|[[Kevin and Kell|Lindesfarne's Virtual Quill]], [https://virtual-quill.tumblr.com/post/618962730815275008/new-normal May 24, 2020]}}
 
{{quote|''Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.''
{{quote|''I don't know what to do! No one's ever ASKED me to throw them under the bus before!''|Pinkie Pie|''[[Friendship is Dragons]]'', [http://friendshipisdragons.thecomicseries.com/comics/1433 page 1433 - Lie Against Lie]<!--all-caps text present in the original-->}}
|Randall Munroe|''[[xkcd]]'', "[https://xkcd.com/1216/ Sticks and Stones]"}}
 
{{quote|''Well, it's not like communications are difficult and being polite is never a waste of bandwidth. ''
{{quote|''Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.''|Randall Munroe|''[[xkcd]]'', "[https://xkcd.com/1216/ Sticks and Stones]"}}
|Florence, ''[[Freefall]]'' #[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3600/fc03557.htm 3557]}}
 
{{quote|''My job is to protect the world. Not the status quo.''
|Serini|[[The Order of the Stick]], [https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1229.html "No Chance"]}}
 
{{quote|''Besides, I didn't get into the hero business to only right wrongs done to people who look like me. I mean, if you want to get technical, I literally '''did''', but I branched out pretty quickly.''|Roy Greenhilt|''[[The Order of the Stick]]'', [https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1234.html "I Mean, Geez"]}}
 
{{quote|'''Sam:''' Can we get a tour of the place? I could learn how you guys make nuclear explosives.
'''Gregor:''' Normally I am in favor of education. Here, I will sing the praises of ignorance.
|''[[Freefall]]'' #[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3600/fv03597.htm 3597]}}
 
{{quote|'' If microgravity caused rapid fat loss instead of muscle loss, humans would have had a vastly overfunded space program and been an interplanetary species by the 1970's.''{{sic}}|Sam Starfall, ''[[Freefall]] #[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3700/fv03628.htm 3628]}}
 
{{quote|'''Kengarff''': I'm sorry about Commander Teff, sir.
'''Commodore Shufgar''': He was like a son to me.
'''Kengarff''': Sir... You plucked his eye out with a spoon when the prisoners escaped.
'''Commodore Shufgar''': Let that be a warning to the ''rest'' of my family.
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-04-01 April 1, 2007]}}
 
{{quote|Still, it's a lot to ask. That's why this procedure is voluntary.
''<[[beat]]>''
Just like your employment.
|Captain Tagon, ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-01-03 January 3, 2012]}}
 
{{quote|'''Petey''': If I detained and contained everyone whose choices could hurt others I would need to build a much, much larger ring of cities.
'''Para''': I can't help but notice all the construction outside.
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-02-13 February 13, 2013]}}
 
{{quote|'''Theo''': Has the plenipotent proto-god discovered humility?
'''Petey''': Sure. I muscled right through it and discovered "awesome" on the other side.
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-03-08 March 8, 2013]}}
 
{{quote|'''Murtaugh''': You can ruin a thing by looking at it too closely.
'''Liz''': If a close look ruins a thing, the thing was already broken.
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-05-26 May 26, 2013]}}
 
{{quote|''It makes for a good science-fiction adventure to have the captain say something along the lines of "prime directive be damned." It makes for much better science-fiction, however, to have the captain able to say in frank honesty "I have no idea what this prime directive concept is, and it sounds like foolishness that belongs in [[Star Trek|another universe entirely]]. Go away. I have work to do." If you persisted in whining about native cultures, that captain would have no choice but to shoot you.''
|Howard Tayler, author's note to the ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'' strip for [https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-02-05 February 5, 2002].}}
 
{{quote|Hold your breath while I peel that thing off you. ''<[[beat]]>'' It won't help, but I need a break from your voice.|Belkar, ''[[The Order of the Stick]]'', "[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1247.html Lurking Below]", reacting to Vaarsuvius's [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness]]}}
 
{{quote|'''Para''': The view is still amazing.
'''Schlock''': All I see are the bright lights of a billion places I'll never go.
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-02-24 February 24, 2013]}}
 
{{quote|'''GM''': Don’t sweat it, Corey. Every GM makes mistakes in their first game.
'''GM''': And every game thereafter.
|''[[Darths & Droids]]'', [http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/2119.html Episode 2119]}}
 
{{quote|'''Kevyn''': If there were any justice she'd have half a dozen Doctorates and would be designing defense systems for wealthy, paranoid governments.
'''Captain Tagon''': ...Who would be using them to shoot at us.
'''Kevyn''': Okay, so maybe it's not justice we want.
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-10-22 October 22, 2006]}}
 
== Web Original ==
{{quote|Bah. I know protagonists when I see them. You may not have the stupid hair or the ridiculous swords bigger than you are, but you've got the completely nonsensical outfits down perfectly.
{{quote|'''Revari''': I was wrong. At this price, you're not a thief. You're an extortionist.
|Christoph|A Friendly Voidling}}
'''Kaya''': Exorcist, your grace It's pronounced exorcist.
 
|https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/laid-rest-2016-08-03}}
{{quote|and Epimetheus is given a gift by the gods. And the gift he is given is Pandora. And everything's great until one day, she, out of curiosity or for whatever reason, smashes a jar that she has, in which all of the things that are bad, all of the things that make life hard, the way that the story is sometimes told, that remains, after all of the evils in the world have flown out into the world, is hope. I've never been quite sure how to interpret that, because you can think of hope as remaining as being this wonderful, pure, happy thing. Or you can think of it as the final cruelty of the gods, as they've loosed all of these terrible things upon us, and then just to make it little worse, they've given us all hope.|Neil Gaiman|''<nowiki>Tech Support (Neil Gaiman Answers Mythology Questions From Twitter | Tech Support | </nowiki>WIRED)''}}
 
{{quote|You took the vikings all the way to North America. Where in North America we're not quite sure, but we are pretty sure you did go there. There was some raiding, some trading, some strife with indigenous people, and then, you didn't settle the land and kill 95% of American Indians. And for that Lief Erikson: I Say Good Job.|John Green|[[Crash Course (web video)]]}}
|John Green|[[Crash Course (web video)]]}}
 
{{quote|''"1) Does it have bass?
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|''Andre the Black Nerd'' '''(Black Nerd Comedy)''', ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}eiQ8MHwF5aQ WORST OF 2015: Black Nerd Rants]''}}
 
{{quote|''"'A very important message from a shark.' Somehow, I don't think these two things belong in the same sentence.''|'''TheMysteriousMrEnter''', ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}DSkxArFH2dg Tentacolino Review]''}}
|'''TheMysteriousMrEnter''', ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}DSkxArFH2dg Tentacolino Review]''}}
 
{{quote|''"The modern information age got such a jump start from the "calculator wars" that it's bizarre that it isn't discussed in any more depth than it is."''
{{quote|''"The Internet has brainwashed these teenagers, to the point where that's all they talk about when they're not on it. If only this wasn't accurate..."''|'''YourMovieSucks''', ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}fi8A-GHOo8c Megan is Missing review]''}}
|'''[[Lazy Game Reviews|LGR Tech Tales]]''' - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}g6jQVqkpjc8 The Calculator Wars]}}
 
{{quote|''"Didn't they, like, put ads in a reaction video to [[wikipedia:Suicide of Amanda Todd|a little girl's suicide video]] and [[wikipedia:Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting|a school shooting]]?"''
{{quote|''"The modern information age got such a jump start from the "calculator wars" that it's bizarre that it isn't discussed in any more depth than it is."''|'''[[Lazy Game Reviews|LGR Tech Tales]]''' - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}g6jQVqkpjc8 The Calculator Wars]}}
|'''Steve''' (a human being with empathy), ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}oXJ3FFOXvOQ Finebros React]'' (Psychicpebbles short)}}
 
{{quote|''"Didn't they, like, put ads in a reaction video to [[wikipedia:Suicide of Amanda Todd|a little girl's suicide video]] and [[wikipedia:Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting|a school shooting]]?"''|'''Steve''' (a human being with empathy), ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}oXJ3FFOXvOQ Finebros React]'' (Psychicpebbles short)}}
 
{{quote|''"We're reacting to ourselves now? That's so useless and redundant.
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|'''Rafi Fine''', ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}oXJ3FFOXvOQ Finebros React]'' (Psychicpebbles short)}}
 
{{quote|"''[Changes in modern media, compared to old works, make] the story reflect the sensibilities of a modern audience. Fiction is [a] product of culture, and culture is a product of circumstance. Our circumstances now are not the same as they were in classical times, so neither is our culture and neither is our fiction."''|'''MrBtongue''', ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}jhWeBvgNnIE Tasteful, Understated Nerdrage: Genre vs. Literature]''}}
|'''MrBtongue''', ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}jhWeBvgNnIE Tasteful, Understated Nerdrage: Genre vs. Literature]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Tropers have no sense of subtlety, ambiguity, or suggestion. These are some of the most important parts of [[poetry]]."''
|'''The Triumphant''', ''[https://www.scribd.com/doc/77204319/The-Problem-With-Poetry-on-TVTropes The Problem With Poetry on TVTropes]''}}
 
{{quote|"There was a point in the early 90's when people thought the internet was going to create a global forum for the spread of new ideas, that it would make national boundaries and old prejudices irrelevant. Indeed people attached an almost utopian significance to it. The global village was no longer a theory but a reality.
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| '''Larry Correia''', "[http://monsterhunternation.com/2014/01/23/some-reactions-to-sad-puppies-2-rainbow-puppy-lighthouse-the-huggening/ Some Reactions to Sad Puppies 2: Rainbow Puppy Lighthouse The Huggening]" }}
 
{{quote|Could an AI android live forever? What, like your other IT devices? You'd be lucky if it survives until next Thursday.
{{quote|I've written about strange writing formats before, but this one drives me crazy. It's the "3 point writing system." I will give an extremely condensed example here:
|Alistair Dabbs, [https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/06/28/could_an_ai_android_live_forever_what_like_your_other_it_devices/ ''The Register'',] 28 Jun 2019}}
:I am going to explain that all brontosauruses are thin at one end, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end.
:All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end.
:I have just explained that all brontosauruses are thin at one end, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end.
There really isn't much to it. The format works like this:
# Say what you're going to say.
# Say it.
# Say you said it.
It's horrible. Please stop doing that.
| '''Charles Eicher''', ''[http://weblog.ceicher.com/2008/04/3-point-writing.html 3 Point Writing]'' }}
 
{{quote|Could an AI android live forever? What, like your other IT devices? You'd be lucky if it survives until next Thursday|Alistair Dabbs, [https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/06/28/could_an_ai_android_live_forever_what_like_your_other_it_devices/ ''The Register'',] 28 Jun 2019}}
 
{{quote|The [[Nuremberg Defense|Nuremberg defence]] is something typically saved until things are really bad, but in this case the PFY has decided to use it as our opening gambit.
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|''Matt Easton'', UK Weapon Laws: 19 Offensive Weapons - Nonsensical?}}
 
{{quote|''This article is about Eta Carinae, a luminous blue hypergiant with anomalous Fe[ii] emission spectra. For the 1998 Brad Bird film, see [[The Iron Giant|The Iron Giant (film)]].''|mouseover text for ''[[xkcd]]'' #[https://xkcd.com/2360/ 2360], spoofing [[The Other Wiki]]'s [[All The Tropes:Style Guide#Hatnotes|hatnotes]]}}
|mouseover text for ''[[xkcd]]'' #[https://xkcd.com/2360/ 2360], spoofing [[The Other Wiki]]'s [[All The Tropes:Style Guide#Hatnotes|hatnotes]]}}
 
{{quote|New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.|[[Kurt Vonnegut]], [https://twitter.com/Kurt_Vonnegut/status/1317496352830619651 reposted on Twitter, October 17, 2020]}}
|[[Kurt Vonnegut]], [https://twitter.com/Kurt_Vonnegut/status/1317496352830619651 reposted on Twitter, October 17, 2020]}}
 
{{quote|[A]fter all, when you really look at those happy endings, fairy tales are some of the most senselessly violent stories on the planet.|Laura I. Miller|Bustle, "[https://www.bustle.com/articles/48575-8-wicked-women-from-grimms-fairy-tales-you-probably-dont-know 8 Wicked Women From Fairy Tales You Didn't Know]"}}
 
{{quote|''But if you think that asking you to improve your ability to write and communicate while you're contributing to a wiki about writing and communication is insulting, then you've got a fundamental conflict with our core mission.''|[[User:Looney Toons|Robert M. Schroeck|[https://allthetropes.org/w/index.php?title=Topic:Vxxnts526ir6gwcz&topic_showPostId=vy7b0yt6xeudoj9v#flow-post-vy7b0yt6xeudoj9v post on All The Tropes]}}
|[[User:Looney Toons|Robert M. Schroeck]]|[https://allthetropes.org/w/index.php?title{{=}}Topic:Vxxnts526ir6gwcz&topic_showPostId{{=}}vy7b0yt6xeudoj9v#flow-post-vy7b0yt6xeudoj9v post on All The Tropes]}}
 
{{quote|''But one of the great things about open source is that if enough users are unhappy with some change a company makes to its software, they can just fork it and carry on.''|Liam Proven|The Register, "[https://www.theregister.com/2021/11/04/waterfox_firefox_fork/ Waterfox: A Firefox fork that could teach Mozilla a lesson]"}}
 
{{quote|I'm not scared. Us Irish people aren't afraid of anything. Except landlords. That's the only thing we're scared of.
|''Mick O'Donovan'', I Played Modern [[Creepypasta|Sonic.exe Games]]}}
 
{{quote|'''Othais''': Girl pockets are useless. [...] How do you live like this?
'''Mae''': You don't. That's the problem. |'''C&Rsenal''' finds the Colt 1903's "Pocket Model"'s designation a bit optimistic.}}
 
{{quote|''Yes, the women in these stories are being portrayed as wonderful and beautiful and perfect. But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.''|[[Cracked.com]], [https://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html "5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women"]}}
 
{{quote|''This problem can be solved with the right amount of planning, which, as it turns out, is a shit ton of planning.''
|Bismuth, Mario Enters Parallel Universes}}
 
{{quote|''[T]his thing which uh, is very cool and very steampunk, it's also entirely implausible.''
| "''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}e866rAtJvAY Drachinifel]'' on illustration from ''[[The Angel of the Revolution]]: A Tale of the Coming Terror''}}
 
{{quote|''And if you're ever in doubt about the thinking behind modern movies, simply apply Drinker's Razor: All things being equal, the dumbest explanation is usually the correct one.
|Critical Drinker}}
 
== Western Animation ==
{{quote|''"Sometimes, you need to take responsibility for your own happiness. It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are, even longer to see it doesn't have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy."''|'''Cuddlywhiskers''', ''[[BoJack Horseman]]'' ("BoJack Kills")}}
|'''Cuddlywhiskers''', ''[[BoJack Horseman]]'' ("BoJack Kills")}}
 
{{quote|Welcome, workers of NaziNutzi Land.! What a glorious privilege is yours, to be a Nazi.Nutzi! To work 48 hours a day for the Fuehrer.|[[Der Fuehrer's Face]]}}
|''[[Donald Duck in Nutzi Land]]''}}
 
{{quote|Now, what's the fun in watching a kid get eaten by a monster if it's ''my'' kid?
|Eda|[[The Owl House]]}}
 
{{quote|'''Moe:''' Sorry, Homer. I've been planning this vacation for years. I'm finally gonna see Easter Island.
'''Homer:''' Oh, right. With the giant heads.
'''Moe:''' With the what now?
|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Homer:''' Where are we going?
'''Marge:''' Shh!
'''Marge:''' I don't want the kids to hear. I always hated hearing my parents fight.
'''Bart:''' They're fighting in the car again.
'''Lisa:''' That music always sends a chill down my spine.
|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
 
== Other ==
{{quote|you're a very very healthy fifty-five-year-old man, except, of course, for the brain cancer.|[[Anne Lamott]]'s Father's oncologist}}
|[[Anne Lamott]]'s Father's oncologist}}
 
{{quote|''"You see people, the truly ironic thing about all of this, is that going to College/University was supposed to be about expanding young minds. Helping them to broaden their own experiences and give them the best possible start in life. A new perspective; a chance to grow.
''Now it seems to be more about hiding new experiences from them and reinforcing their own pre-conceptions. Instead of preparing them for reality, we're teaching them to be reality ignorant."''
|'''Kleyno''', ''[https://voat.co/v/politics/comments/627738/3030314 Dr. Frankenstein regrets creating his monster: Even Salon.com thinks trigger warnings have ruined college]'' ([[Voat]] thread)}}
 
{{quote|Nie moj cyrk, nie moje malpy.
("Not my circus, not my monkey.")
|Polish proverb }}
 
{{quote|"''The aquarium was once the best way to encounter the wonders of sea life. [[Harsher in Hindsight|It has become a mere travesty, tacky and cruel.]]"''
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''They are trying to make my sons into little, weak, selfish, puling nonentities: boys who will cry if they do not get the same reward for hard work as for goofing off.
''Boys who will grow up to think life is unfair unless they are handed everything they never earned on a silver platter. I cannot regard this attempt with anything but a deep mistrust, bordering on hatred. Who are these people, and what do they have against my boys? Why are they trying to spoil them?"''
|'''John C. Wright''', ''[http://www.scifiwright.com/2008/06/if-everyone-is-super-no-one-will-be/ If everyone is Super, no one will be]'', June 10, 2008}}
 
{{quote|"Kafkaesque doesn't even begin to describe how fucked up this is. Those poor kids are going to have their lives ruined because some fuckwad at the police station decided that was the only charge they could stick on them.
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{{quote|So since it's impossible to know what the future will actually look like, that's a defense for writing nonsense. Let's apply this to other genres: "Since it's impossible to know exactly what everyday life was like in the Roman Empire, I can go ahead and write a historical novel where Romans watched [[Desperate Housewives]]."
|2='''RedImperator''' [http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?p{{=}}2765534&#p2765534 on] ''[[StarDestroyer.Net]]'' forums.}}
 
{{quote|''Most college sophomores in their first philosophy class will walk in with the argument that “it’s all relative” and that no research, argument, or discussion can alter our preconceptions.''
''That’s why we call them sophomoric.''|Michael Schudson|[https://www.cjr.org/analysis/fake-news-real-news-list.php Here’s what non-fake news looks like]}}
|Michael Schudson|[https://www.cjr.org/analysis/fake-news-real-news-list.php Here’s what non-fake news looks like]}}
 
{{quote|''Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law.''
|Michael Ignatieff|addressing Stanford University in 2012}}
 
{{quote|“Why, of course, the people don’t want war,” Goering shrugged. “Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece. Naturally, the common people don’t want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship.”
“There is one difference,” I pointed out. “In a democracy the people have some say in the matter through their elected representatives, and in the United States only Congress can declare wars.”
“Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.”
|Gustave Gilbert|recounting a conversation with Herman Goering on 18 April 1946}}
 
{{quote|With what words, O writer, will you describe with similar perfection, the entire configuration which the drawing here does?
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|'''René Descartes'''}}
 
{{quote|"As we look for new answers in the modern age, I for one prefer the tried and tested recipes, like speaking well of each other and respecting different points of view; coming together to seek out the common ground; and never losing sight of the bigger picture."|[[Elizabeth II]]|in a speech marking the 100th anniversary of the Women's Institute in Sandringham, 24 January 2019}}
|[[Elizabeth II]]|in a speech marking the 100th anniversary of the Women's Institute in Sandringham, 24 January 2019}}
 
{{quote|''Maybe people in America think being a 'Sir' is a big deal. But I think we should all be misters together. I think the 'Sir' thing slightly perpetuates one of our diseases in England, which is snobbery. And it also helps keep us 'quaint,' which I'm not a great fan of.''|[[Albert Finney]] (who turned down a [[Knight Fever|knighthood]] when it was offered to him)}}
|[[Albert Finney]] (who turned down a [[Knight Fever|knighthood]] when it was offered to him)}}
 
{{quote|''That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans:''
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|[[Terry Pratchett]]}}
 
{{quote|"And to those of you who do not support me, I will bear no grudge — as long as I don't know who you are."
{{quote|"I would sooner have a foot in my mouth than a forked tongue."|John Crosbie, February 1, 1979}}
|John Crosbie, 1983}}
 
{{quote|"Mr. Speaker, I am glad the honourable gentleman finally got around to asking me about this question, because if you want an answer, you have to go to the horse's mouth.... In this case, Mr. Speaker, the other end of the horse asked the question."
{{quote|"And to those of you who do not support me, I will bear no grudge — as long as I don't know who you are."|John Crosbie, 1983}}
|John Crosbie, November 29, 1984}}
 
{{quote|"I was never politically correct. I tried to speak my mind, and while it's not possible in politics or practical, always to be truthful and to answer questions truthfully, because it can be too politically damaging. I did try to be truthful wherever I could, and frank, and so sometimes you become an endangered species if that's the way you are."
{{quote|"Mr. Speaker, I am glad the honourable gentleman finally got around to asking me about this question, because if you want an answer, you have to go to the horse's mouth.... In this case, Mr. Speaker, the other end of the horse asked the question."|John Crosbie, November 29, 1984}}
|John Crosbie, 2004}}
 
{{quote|''The best antidote for fear is competence - knowing what to do.''
{{quote|"I was never politically correct. I tried to speak my mind, and while it's not possible in politics or practical, always to be truthful and to answer questions truthfully, because it can be too politically damaging. I did try to be truthful wherever I could, and frank, and so sometimes you become an endangered species if that's the way you are."|John Crosbie, 2004}}
|Chris Hadfield, on Twitter, March 18, 2020}}
 
{{quote|''The best antidote for fear is competence - knowing what to do.''|Chris Hadfield, on Twitter, March 18, 2020}}
 
{{quote|My own conviction is that every leader should have enough humility to accept, publicly, the responsibility for the mistakes of the subordinates he has himself selected and, likewise, to give them credit, publicly, for their triumphs.
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{{quote|''"I have no illusions of the future. Or maybe it's all illusion. I don't know. I've always been ready for it."''|[[The Tragically Hip|Gord Downie]]|''The Globe and Mail'', [https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/music/canadas-barstool-bard-has-a-lasting-legacy-of-enigmatic-erudition/article30124384/ "The Gord Downie legend: Canadiana's barstool bard has a lasting legacy of enigmatic erudition"], a year and a half before he died from the cancer that he knew he had}}
 
{{quote|[[Margaret Thatcher]] declared "there is no such thing as society." Microbes — which have killed more humans than any other force on Earth and may render us extinct yet — beg to differ.|[[Cory Doctorow]], [https://www.cbc.ca/books/canadareads/canada-reads-author-cory-doctorow-answered-your-questions-here-s-what-he-had-to-say-1.5542868 April 28, 2020]}}
|[[Cory Doctorow]], [https://www.cbc.ca/books/canadareads/canada-reads-author-cory-doctorow-answered-your-questions-here-s-what-he-had-to-say-1.5542868 April 28, 2020]}}
 
{{quote|"MOM.<!-- all-caps in original text --> There’s nothing redeeming to be said about that show. ''Cuties'' sexualizes young girls and it’s completely inappropriate."
{{quote|''We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that|Jenny Nicholson, on [[Twitter]]}}
My teen daughters are spectacularly opinionated sometimes. I love that they have a strong sense of social justice and even stronger opinions that they are more than willing to share, but I have to challenge that when it seems like they are reacting to something they’ve heard instead of forming their own conclusions.
"But have you seen it?" I asked her this week.
"No, but I’ve seen the trailers and the debate online. Do NOT<!-- all-caps in original text --> write about it. It’s not worth it. The comments will be awful."
"But what if that’s exactly the problem? That people are forming judgements about it before actually seeing ''Cuties'' or understanding the message behind it?"
|Paula Schuck|"[https://www.cbc.ca/parents/learning/view/watched-netflix-movie-cuties-with-teen-daughter-she-has-four-words-for-it I Watched Netflix Movie Cuties With My Teen Daughter And She Has Four Words For It]", September 28, 2020}}
 
{{quote|If art is a reflection of society, and I believe this movie is, then what’s inappropriate is us, the audience, accepting that popular culture, social media, reality shows and music all get a pass on the images and videos they share.
|Paula Schuck|"[https://www.cbc.ca/parents/learning/view/watched-netflix-movie-cuties-with-teen-daughter-she-has-four-words-for-it I Watched Netflix Movie Cuties With My Teen Daughter And She Has Four Words For It]", September 28, 2020}}
 
{{quote|''Journalists may write history’s first draft, but when it comes to covering their own history, they don’t even take notes.''
|[https://journoterrorist.com/2011/08/02/paperball2/ "How to Build a Newsroom Time Machine"], ''Journoterrorist''}}
 
{{quote|''BOMB THE AUDITORIUM. BOMB THE GYM. BOMB EVERYTHING SO NO ONE WANTS TO GO ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN. BOMB EVERYTHING SO OFTEN AND SO RANDOMLY THAT NO WHERE IS SAFE.''|Excerpt from former UCLA instructor Matthew C. Harris's 800 page "manifesto"}} <!-- caps, spelling, etc. in original -->
 
{{quote|''You see, college English is the only place where Freudian psychology is still legitimate. Everything has to have a deeper meaning. A book just can’t be a story. It has to be an analogy for some social commentary. And heaven help us if it wasn’t, because then all those no-talent hack English professors wouldn’t be able to write 1,000 page commentaries on what the whale in Moby Dick REALLY represented.|Larry Correia, [https://monsterhunternation.com/2011/01/12/correia-on-the-classics/ Correia on the Classics]}}
 
{{quote|''The content of the faith cannot be transmitted in a way contrary to the faith itself.''|Pope Francis, while apologizing for the church's part in the Canadian residential school system, April 1, 2022.}}
 
{{quote|''In Spanish or Portuguese ''everything'' is male or female. The doorknob is male or female. Your chair is male or female. I mean, come on!''|Larry Correia on the gendered nature of Romance Languages}}
 
{{quote|''Men don’t dislike your novel because it focuses on dialogue. They dislike it because your characters don’t have anything interesting to say.''|Mike Kupari in response to Ash Sakar whining about not having male readers.}}
 
{{quote|''Ideas are a dime a dozen. People who implement them are priceless.''|attributed to Mary Kay Ash, founder of Mary Kay cosmetics}}
 
{{quote|''"A fresh new look!" has been the bane of Internet users since the beginning.|Wikipedia user Ambarenya13 on Vector 2022}}
 
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