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{{quote|'''Accounting Troll''': Over here we have our random number generator.<br />
{{quote|'''Accounting Troll''': Over here we have our random number generator.
'''Number Generator Troll''': NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE.<br />
'''Number Generator Troll''': NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE.
'''Dilbert''': Are you sure that's random?<br />
'''Dilbert''': Are you sure that's random?
'''Accounting Troll''': That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure.|''[[Dilbert]]''}}
'''Accounting Troll''': That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure.|''[[Dilbert]]''}}


{{quote|'''God''': {{smallcaps| L block}}.<br />
{{quote|'''God''': {{smallcaps| L block}}.
'''Angel #1''': Oh yes, of course, he could use that to plug the gap! But then... then... the column would be...<br />
'''Angel #1''': Oh yes, of course, he could use that to plug the gap! But then... then... the column would be...
'''Angel #2''': Unuseable...<br />
'''Angel #2''': Unuseable...
'''God''': {{smallcaps| Line piece}}.<br />
'''God''': {{smallcaps| Line piece}}.
'''Angel #2''': No, no...<br />
'''Angel #2''': No, no...
'''God''': '''{{smallcaps| Line piece}}'''.<br />
'''God''': '''{{smallcaps| Line piece}}'''.
'''Angel #2''': Lord, you have forsaken us all!<br />
'''Angel #2''': Lord, you have forsaken us all!
'''God''': '''{{smallcaps| LINE PIECE!}}'''<br />
'''God''': '''{{smallcaps| LINE PIECE!}}'''
'''Angel #2''': Thou art a cruel and ''angry god!!''<br />
'''Angel #2''': Thou art a cruel and ''angry god!!''
'''God''': '''''{{smallcaps| LINE PIECE!}}'''''|''[http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722 The Tetris God]''}}
'''God''': '''''{{smallcaps| LINE PIECE!}}'''''|''[http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722 The Tetris God]''}}



Latest revision as of 18:13, 7 August 2014


Accounting Troll: Over here we have our random number generator.
Number Generator Troll: NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE.
Dilbert: Are you sure that's random?

Accounting Troll: That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure.

God: L block.
Angel #1: Oh yes, of course, he could use that to plug the gap! But then... then... the column would be...
Angel #2: Unuseable...
God: Line piece.
Angel #2: No, no...
God: Line piece.
Angel #2: Lord, you have forsaken us all!
God: LINE PIECE!
Angel #2: Thou art a cruel and angry god!!

God: LINE PIECE!
I saw someone pray to the AI Director once. This is probably how cults get started.