Reality Is Unrealistic/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"Man, reality sucks!"''|'''The Cat''', ''[[Red Dwarf (TV)|Red Dwarf]]''}}

{{quote|''"Reality makes a ''[[Precision F-Strike|crappy]]'' special effects crew."''|Adam Savage, ''[[Myth Busters (TV)|Myth Busters]]''}}

{{quote|''Truth of course must of necessity be stranger than fiction, for we have made fiction to suit ourselves.''|[[GK Chesterton]]}}

'''House''': Reality is almost always wrong.|''[[House (TV)|House]]''}}

{{quote|''[[Shaped Like Itself|Things that try to look like things often look more like things than things]]. Well-known fact.''|'''[[Discworld (Literature)|Granny Weatherwax]]''', ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Wyrd Sisters|Wyrd Sisters]]''}}

{{quote|''The [[The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy|Guide]] is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.''|'''The Guide''' itself, ''[[The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy]]''}}

''Stranger than fiction; if it could be told,''|''[[Lord Byrons Don Juan|Don Juan]]'', [[Lord Byron]]}}

{{quote|''A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility. The story should never be made up of improbable incidents; there should be nothing of the sort in it.''|[[Aristotle (Creator)|Aristotle]], '''[[Poetics (Literature)|Poetics]]'''}}

{{quote|''"Do you want to know the greatest and also the worst device that humans ever invented?'' '''''It's television.''''' ''Television controls people by bombarding them with information until they lose their sense of reality.'' '''[snip]''' ''Television has created a people who believe instantly in dramatic fantasies who can be controlled by little dots of light."''|{{spoiler|''Dr. Londes''}}, [[Cowboy Bebop (Anime)|Cowboy Bebop]] }}

{{quote|''It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.''|'''Alex''', ''[[A Clockwork Orange (Literature)|A Clockwork Orange]]''}}