Realpolitik CIV: Difference between revisions

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{{quote| ''"Danke. I've been missing you guys. You're like a family to me if by family I mean bitter political rivals." ~ Sonereal''}}

{{quote|''"Danke. I've been missing you guys. You're like a family to me if by family I mean bitter political rivals." ~ Sonereal''}}

{{quote| ''"'''BANGS. HEAD. ON. DESK. .... REPEATEDLY.'''" ~ Whosit''}}

{{quote|''"'''BANGS. HEAD. ON. DESK. .... REPEATEDLY.'''" ~ Whosit''}}

[[This Is Sparta|REEAAALLPPOOOLLLIITIIKKK!!!]]

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## Arya complaining about how England's people were better educated then to rise up against their government if it exterminated all the Irish and resettled because they were . . . uppity.

* [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]]: The final installment of the Ukraine narrative.

{{quote| Catherine: You saved my life. Twice. I just . . . I guess I never said thank you.~~ ~~

{{quote|Catherine: You saved my life. Twice. I just . . . I guess I never said thank you.

Athers: And you'll never need to. }}

## In [[RP 2]], when LH was starting to feel it had failed, heard about a new patch coming out that allowed hotseat(and thus his Civil War mechanic) and asked the playerbase if they wanted to restart after the patch and leave this game in the dust.

{{quote| DT: I'm of the opinion that, having got this far with [[RP 2]], we might as well Continue. It's not like we were using those anyway.~~ ~~

{{quote|DT: I'm of the opinion that, having got this far with [[RP 2]], we might as well Continue. It's not like we were using those anyway.

Sparthage: My vote is for Continue as well. I will refrain from calling an Armed Revolution until the patch comes out.~~ ~~

Sparthage: My vote is for Continue as well. I will refrain from calling an Armed Revolution until the patch comes out.

Hoplitejoe, Southernking, Redspy, Nonevah, Princeof Persia, Ninjacow, Tambien: Continue~~ ~~

Hoplitejoe, Southernking, Redspy, Nonevah, Princeof Persia, Ninjacow, Tambien: Continue

Chimera1804: ...I'd vote but there doesn't seem to be much point. }}

* [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]]: Ravus_Sol guessing Ilduce349's entire plan with no information and proceeding to not only call him out on it, but '''fool LH into thinking he'd found out for real.'''

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* [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]: Half of what occurs in the chatroom for the game, as evidenced by this conversation on foreign leaders(before Catherine was introduced as a character):

##--> Ravus: That would make Catherine Caesar's daughter then . . . .

{{quote| Lighthearter: Cathy's not the leader of Russia.~~ ~~

{{quote|Lighthearter: Cathy's not the leader of Russia.

Ravus: Really?~~ ~~

Ravus: Really?

Lighthearter: That makes PETER Caesar's daughter! }}

##Red Spy using an explosion spell against a barrel of pancakes.

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## LH, Nuke, Ravus, Whosit, Captain Fargle and WIM all at times felt that way. Actually, come to think of it at least one of them felt this way ''at all times.''

##Lord Archibald Tyrons in the Epilogue, talking about the attempt to [[Too Dumb to Live|execute Catherine when Athers and his troops were all still out there]].

{{quote| ''“I – don’t – understand! WHY? Why did those oafs have to go with a full-scale execution instead of a quiet little thing where we get her out of the way!?! MORONS! The lot of ‘em! They deserved what happened!”''}}

{{quote|''“I – don’t – understand! WHY? Why did those oafs have to go with a full-scale execution instead of a quiet little thing where we get her out of the way!?! MORONS! The lot of ‘em! They deserved what happened!”''}}

* [[Rescue Romance]]: Catherine and Athers.

* [[Set Right What Once Went Wrong]]: Lighthearter played in Realpolitik II: New World Order on Paradox Interactive's forums, and his experiences from there are what drove him into adding the rules against using a complaint generator and his harsher stance on wild oppositions.

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## Also one of LH's signature moves in chat.

## Notable example: During [[RP 2]] near the opening election, to Nuke and DT talking about plans to Arya - but stopping when Sonereal(a NEW opposing party member) appears.

{{quote| ''“You've been telling your political secrets to an ASSASSIN-FOR-HIRE WORKING FOR RAVUS!”''}}

{{quote|''“You've been telling your political secrets to an ASSASSIN-FOR-HIRE WORKING FOR RAVUS!”''}}

* [[What Were You Thinking?]]: Again, multiple.

## Ilduce349's Ukraine plans