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* ''[[Resident Evil 1]]'', immediately after Chris and Rebecca defeat the [[Man-Eating Plant]] by poisoning its roots.
{{quote| '''Chris:''' "We got to the ''[[Incredibly Lame Pun|ROOT]]'' of the problem!"<br />
'''Rebecca:''' *dead silence* }}
* ''[[Resident Evil 2 (Video Game)]]'' has a moment where Leon catches up to [[Femme Fatale]] [[Lady in Red|Ada]] [[Chinese Girl|Wong]], and attempts to make conversation. Keep in mind Leon is wearing a blue police uniform with insignia everywhere and the giant letters R.P.D. emblazoned on his back.
{{quote| '''Leon:''' "Ada, I don't think I've introduced myself yet. My name's Leon; I'm [[Captain Obvious|with the RPD]]."<br />
'''Ada:''' *shrugs as if to say "Uhm...okay, thanks for sharing"* }}
** Another funny moment is in the N64 version of the game. Rebecca has a report about Billy Coen being dead, but she mispells his name 'Koen.'
* There are hidden scenes in [[Resident Evil Code: Veronica]] where if Steve goes back to Claire during his scene she dials the snark [[Up to Eleven]].
{{quote| "Do you want me to take care of this for you, little boy?"}}
* While ''[[Resident Evil Gaiden]]'' is... well, not a good game, and is [[Canon Dis ContinuityDiscontinuity|ignored by the rest of the series]], it does contain one golden moment of hilarity (hopefully intentional), when Leon is confronted by a bunch of Umbrella guards with MP5s.
{{quote| '''Guards:''' "Get back! This is your only warning! Do not approach the submarine!"<br />
'''Leon:''' [[Too Dumb to Live|"What are you going to do...shoot me?"]]<br />
'''Guards:''' [[Reality Ensues|"Open fire!"]]<br />
'''Leon:''' *dives for cover, desperately trying to shoot back* *Then, after the sub leaves...* "I can't believe they opened fire!" }}
* ''[[Resident Evil 4]]'':
{{quote| ''Salazar'': I've sent [[The Dragon|my right hand]] to dispose of you.<br />
''Leon'': Your right hand comes off? }}
** Made even better when you realize that, given all the [[The Virus|weird]] [[Body Horror|shit]] [[One-Winged Angel|Leon]] [[Psychic Powers|has]] [[Back Fromfrom the Dead|seen]], ''that is a perfectly valid question.''
** Another good one comes earlier, when Leon meets Luis, and he shows the Spaniard a picture of Ashley.
{{quote| '''Luis:''' "Let me guess. She's the President's daughter?"<br />
'''Leon:''' "That's too good for a guess. How'd you know?"<br />
'''Luis:''' *ominous voice* "''[[Psychic Powers]].''"<br />
'''Leon:''' *looks like he [[Genre Savvy|might actually be considering it]]*<br />
'''Luis:''' "Naah, I'm just kidding." }}
** A moment of unintended hilarity can happen with Luis if you're wearing Leon's first alternate costume:
{{quote| '''Luis:''' You a cop?<br />
''(looks at Leon wearing his [[Resident Evil 2 (Video Game)|Raccoon Police Department]] outfit)''<br />
'''Luis:''' [[Failed a Spot Check|Nah, you don't look the type.]] }}
** Jump off a ladder (don't catch Ashley) and aim at her, or perform a suplex and land under Ashely, and she'll call you a pervert and cover up her skirt.
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** In the island military base, there's an oven containing a Ganado. Most first-time players won't know what to do (and take double-damage if the fan-nicknamed "Oven Man" grabs them), but those expecting should step back immediately as soon as Oven Man bursts through. He dies of his own burns shortly.
* ''[[Resident Evil Darkside Chronicles]]'' gives us this exchange between Leon and Krauser, stuck in a huge, flooding room with zombies, infected piranha and Hunter Gammas:
{{quote| '''Krauser:''' "It's dark, it's wet, there's monsters..."<br />
'''Leon:''' "Turnin' out to be one hell of a day, huh?"<br />
'''Krauser:''' "At least I got you here backin' me up, though, huh boyscout?"<br />
'''Leon:''' "You're not gonna ask me to hold your hand, are you?"<br />
'''Krauser:''' "If only your aim was as good as your jokes." }}
* ''[[Resident Evil 3: Nemesis]]'' has this line, made even funnier by inconsistency:
{{quote| '''Carlos''': I know, you want to ask me out. All the foxy ladies love my accent. It drives them crazy.}}
** And:
{{quote| '''Carlos''': Just so you know, I'm not into the whole pain is pleasure thing.}}
* Barry Burton's alternate costume for Mercenaries 3D. It's Chris's warrior outfit, recolored to be red, white, and blue.
* From the blooper track for ''Degeneration'':
{{quote| '''Leon:''' "There's one thing I need to tell you guys:"<br />
''([[Beat|Dramatic Pause]])''<br />
'''Leon:''' "My paycheck... is way too good."<br />
'''Angela:''' ''([[Flat What|Blank Stare]])''<br />
'''Leon:''' "[[ThisPunctuated! IsFor! SpartaEmphasis!|Really. Damn. Good.]]" }}
** There's also this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL9KnBpcCr0&t=1m12s gem].
{{quote| '''Leon:''' Angela.<br />
''Angela turns around to face him''<br />
'''Leon:''' (blubbering) Don't leave me! I'm scared.<br />
'''Angela:'''...You're pathetic. (''Leaves'')<br />
'''Leon:''' (still blubbering) Angela...''wait''... }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SD_AZtBKcM Never reject Claire.]
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