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{{quote|I'm going to be late for work. Again!|'''Bob''', ''[[The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob]]''}}▼

{{quote|'''[[Dirty Coward|Rincewind]]:''' I do not wish to volunteer for this mission.<br />▼

'''Lord Vetinari:''' I beg your pardon?<br />▼

'''Rincewind:''' I do not wish to volunteer, sir.<br />▼

'''Vetinari:''' No one was asking you to.<br />▼

'''Rincewind:''' Oh, but they will, sir, they will. Someone will say: 'hey, that Rincewind fella, he's the adventurous sort, [[The Drag Along|he]] ''[[The Drag Along|knows]]'' [[The Drag Along|the Horde, Cohen seems to like him]], he knows all there is to know about cruel and unusual geography, he'd be just the job for something like this.' [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|And then I'll run away]], [[Cosmic Plaything|and probably hide in a crate somewhere that'll be loaded on to the flying machine in any case]].<br />▼

'''Vetinari:''' Will you?<br />▼

'''Rincewind:''' Probably, sir. [[Butt Monkey|Or there'll be a whole string of accidents that end up causing the same thing]]. Trust me, sir. I know how my life works. So I thought I'd better cut through the whole tedious business and come along and tell you I don't wish to volunteer.<br />▼

'''Vetinari:''' I think you've left out a logical step somewhere.<br />▼

'''Rincewind:''' No, sir. It's very simple. I'm volunteering. I just don't ''wish'' to. But, after all, when did that ever have anything to do with anything?<br />▼

'''Ridcully:''' He's got a point, you know. [[Badass Unintentional|He seems to come back from all sorts of]]-<br />▼

'''Rincewind:''' You see? [[Genre Savvy|I've been living my life a long time. I know how it works]].|''[[Discworld (Literature)/The Last Hero|The Last Hero]]''}}▼