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== Anime and Manga ==
== Anime and Manga ==
* In ''[[Ah! My Goddess (Manga)|Ah My Goddess]]'', there's a non-death related example in the beginning: Keiichi makes a wish that he didn't think would really be granted, to have a Goddess like Belldandy, whom he just met, stay with him forever.
* In ''[[Ah! My Goddess]]'', there's a non-death related example in the beginning: Keiichi makes a wish that he didn't think would really be granted, to have a Goddess like Belldandy, whom he just met, stay with him forever.
* Near the beginning of ''[[Monster (Anime)|Monster]]'', Dr. Tenma says in front of the [[Converse With the Unconscious|apparently unconscious]] Johan that his corrupt superiors at the hospital "would be better off dead!" So Johan kills them.
* Near the beginning of ''[[Monster (manga)|Monster]]'', Dr. Tenma says in front of the [[Converse with the Unconscious|apparently unconscious]] Johan that his corrupt superiors at the hospital "would be better off dead!" So Johan kills them.
** In a later flashback, {{spoiler|Wolf asks Johan "how he feels" after saving his life. Johan responds "you'll see" and spends the next fifteen years methodically hunting down and killing every single person who knows who Wolf is, so he knows how Johan 'feels' about being isolated from the rest of humanity.}}
** In a later flashback, {{spoiler|Wolf asks Johan "how he feels" after saving his life. Johan responds "you'll see" and spends the next fifteen years methodically hunting down and killing every single person who knows who Wolf is, so he knows how Johan 'feels' about being isolated from the rest of humanity.}}
* In ''[[Code Geass]]'', Lelouch says that with his powers, he could tell Euphemia something like {{spoiler|"Kill all the Japanese."}} Bit of bad timing on that one, as Lelouch [[Power Incontinence|lost control over his mind control powers]] at ''[[Deus Angst Machina|that exact moment]]''.
* In ''[[Code Geass]]'', Lelouch says that with his powers, he could tell Euphemia something like {{spoiler|"Kill all the Japanese."}} Bit of bad timing on that one, as Lelouch [[Power Incontinence|lost control over his mind control powers]] at ''[[Deus Angst Machina|that exact moment]]''.
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== Film ==
== Film ==
* ''[[Labyrinth (Film)|Labyrinth]]'': When Sarah mutters to her colicky infant brother, "I wish the goblins would come and take you away. Right now," she has no idea they are listening.
* ''[[Labyrinth]]'': When Sarah mutters to her colicky infant brother, "I wish the goblins would come and take you away. Right now," she has no idea they are listening.
* In ''[[National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation]]'', Clark reacts to the news that he received a subscription to a Jelly-of-the-Month Club in lieu of a Christmas Bonus from his boss by ranting that he wished the boss was right there so he could chew him out. His cousin-in-law promptly jumps into his RV and kidnaps said boss.
* In ''[[National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation]]'', Clark reacts to the news that he received a subscription to a Jelly-of-the-Month Club in lieu of a Christmas Bonus from his boss by ranting that he wished the boss was right there so he could chew him out. His cousin-in-law promptly jumps into his RV and kidnaps said boss.
* In ''[[Throw Momma From the Train]]'', Owen overhears Larry saying he wished his ex-wife were dead. He tries to kill said ex-wife so Larry will "owe" him the murder of Owen's mother. {{spoiler|[[Subverted Trope|Turns out the wife survives]], and Larry is not very good at murdering people.}}
* In ''[[Throw Momma from the Train]]'', Owen overhears Larry saying he wished his ex-wife were dead. He tries to kill said ex-wife so Larry will "owe" him the murder of Owen's mother. {{spoiler|[[Subverted Trope|Turns out the wife survives]], and Larry is not very good at murdering people.}}
* In ''[[The Fifty First State]]'', an unfortunate miscommunication occurs when DeSousa asks one of his assistants to "take care" of a nervous chemist. The assistant then goes into henchman mode, [[Hilarity Ensues|kills the chemist and stuffs him into the car boot]], instead of following the intended meaning which was "[[Don't Explain the Joke|look after him]]".
* In ''[[The 51st State]]'', an unfortunate miscommunication occurs when DeSousa asks one of his assistants to "take care" of a nervous chemist. The assistant then goes into henchman mode, [[Hilarity Ensues|kills the chemist and stuffs him into the car boot]], instead of following the intended meaning which was "[[Don't Explain the Joke|look after him]]".
* Subverted in the opening to ''[[American Beauty]]'': it's actually just a [[Red Herring]].
* Subverted in the opening to ''[[American Beauty]]'': it's actually just a [[Red Herring]].
* ''[[Hudson Hawk]]'': Darwin Mayflower gives a pair of mooks a [[You Have Failed Me]] speech that ends with "We'll just have to kill you." His wife Minerva promptly shoots both of them, causing Darwin to protest, "God, Minerva, I was only joking!" Since they're the villains, though, he's not particularly upset about it.
* ''[[Hudson Hawk]]'': Darwin Mayflower gives a pair of mooks a [[You Have Failed Me]] speech that ends with "We'll just have to kill you." His wife Minerva promptly shoots both of them, causing Darwin to protest, "God, Minerva, I was only joking!" Since they're the villains, though, he's not particularly upset about it.
* In ''[[Oh God|Oh God! You Devil]]'', failed musician Bobby Sheldon, at the end of his rope following yet another boring, low-paying, dead-end gig, says aloud to himself, "I'd sell my soul to make it in this business". Unfortunately for him, the Devil has a habit of noticing when people say things like that.
* In ''[[Oh, God!|Oh God! You Devil]]'', failed musician Bobby Sheldon, at the end of his rope following yet another boring, low-paying, dead-end gig, says aloud to himself, "I'd sell my soul to make it in this business". Unfortunately for him, the Devil has a habit of noticing when people say things like that.
* In ''[[The Thief of Bagdad (Film)|The Thief of Bagdad]]'', Prince Ahmad sees the princess in an All-Seeing Eye and discovers that she is being courted by the villain. Understandably upset by this, he says "Oh, I wish I were in Bagdad right now!" His sidekick, the eponymous thief Abu, is annoyed by Ahmad's angsting over the princess by this point, so he says "I wish you were!" Unfortunately, a [[Literal Genie]] is standing nearby, and whisks the prince away to Bagdad. Without Abu.
* In ''[[The Thief of Bagdad]]'', Prince Ahmad sees the princess in an All-Seeing Eye and discovers that she is being courted by the villain. Understandably upset by this, he says "Oh, I wish I were in Bagdad right now!" His sidekick, the eponymous thief Abu, is annoyed by Ahmad's angsting over the princess by this point, so he says "I wish you were!" Unfortunately, a [[Literal Genie]] is standing nearby, and whisks the prince away to Bagdad. Without Abu.




== Music ==
== Music ==
* [[Weird Al Yankovic]]'s song ''Albuquerque'':
* [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]'s song ''Albuquerque'':
{{quote| OK, like, one time, I was out in the parking lot tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil, when I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself! So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "Noooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw!"<br />
{{quote| OK, like, one time, I was out in the parking lot tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil, when I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself! So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "Noooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw!"<br />
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* ''[[Anita Blake|Blue Moon]]'': Anita angrily says she wants a woman's "head in basket." She is shocked and horrified when [[Literal Minded|it is delivered]]. In this case, the woman was going to be executed regardless; Anita just... got the head.
* ''[[Anita Blake|Blue Moon]]'': Anita angrily says she wants a woman's "head in basket." She is shocked and horrified when [[Literal Minded|it is delivered]]. In this case, the woman was going to be executed regardless; Anita just... got the head.
* ''[[Merry Gentry]]'' - Gentry is more [[Genre Savvy]], and subverts this by always phrasing herself carefully around the [[Literal Genie|Fey]]. Unfortunately, the Sithen appears to read and obey her ''thoughts''.
* ''[[Merry Gentry]]'' - Gentry is more [[Genre Savvy]], and subverts this by always phrasing herself carefully around the [[Literal Genie|Fey]]. Unfortunately, the Sithen appears to read and obey her ''thoughts''.
* In ''[[Richard II (Theatre)|Richard II]]'', Bolingbroke (aka [[Henry IV]]) says, "Have I no friend will rid me of this living fear?" and Exton interprets this as an order to kill the already defeated King Richard. Henry develops a serious [[Guilt Complex]] about this and tries to [[The Atoner|atone]] [[Values Dissonance|by launching a crusade]].
* In ''[[Richard II]]'', Bolingbroke (aka [[Henry IV]]) says, "Have I no friend will rid me of this living fear?" and Exton interprets this as an order to kill the already defeated King Richard. Henry develops a serious [[Guilt Complex]] about this and tries to [[The Atoner|atone]] [[Values Dissonance|by launching a crusade]].
* In the TED Klein story ''Nadelman's God'', Nadelman, a guy who once wrote a poem about a vengeful, [[God Is Evil|evil god]] gets an obsessive fan who tries to make a trash golem as in the poem. On receiving one stalking call too many, Nadelman yells "I wish you and your mother were out of my life!" down the phone. Unfortunately, it's the golem who's on the line and it [[Literal Genie|puts the creepy fan and his mother out of everyone's life]].
* In the TED Klein story ''Nadelman's God'', Nadelman, a guy who once wrote a poem about a vengeful, [[God Is Evil|evil god]] gets an obsessive fan who tries to make a trash golem as in the poem. On receiving one stalking call too many, Nadelman yells "I wish you and your mother were out of my life!" down the phone. Unfortunately, it's the golem who's on the line and it [[Literal Genie|puts the creepy fan and his mother out of everyone's life]].
* In ''[[A Song of Ice and Fire]]'' {{spoiler|It is eventually revealed that the assassination attempt on Bran is this. King Robert mentioned how it would be better if Bran were simply put out of his misery after his injury. Prince Joffrey, having heard this, steals one of his father's knives and commissions a killer to do the deed.}}
* In ''[[A Song of Ice and Fire]]'' {{spoiler|It is eventually revealed that the assassination attempt on Bran is this. King Robert mentioned how it would be better if Bran were simply put out of his misery after his injury. Prince Joffrey, having heard this, steals one of his father's knives and commissions a killer to do the deed.}}
* In the [[Discworld]] novel ''[[Discworld (Literature)/A Hat Full of Sky|A Hat Full of Sky]]'', Tiffany says that the Nac Mac Feegle can be like this.
* In the [[Discworld]] novel ''[[Discworld/A Hat Full of Sky|A Hat Full of Sky]]'', Tiffany says that the Nac Mac Feegle can be like this.
{{quote| She had learned to be careful not to wish for anything that might be achievable by some small, determined, strong, fearless, and fast men who were also not above giving someone a good kicking if they felt like it. }}
{{quote| She had learned to be careful not to wish for anything that might be achievable by some small, determined, strong, fearless, and fast men who were also not above giving someone a good kicking if they felt like it. }}
* Invoked in ''[[Sailor Nothing]]''. The [[Alpha Bitch]] Ami has been a thorn in the side for the heroes for all of the story, with pretty much all of them having some sort of grudge against her. {{spoiler|Thus, in order to show the heroes just what it means to ''hate'' somebody, [[The Dragon|Argon]] decides to [[Fate Worse Than Death|give them what they want]], or ''thought'' they want until they actually saw what it entailed.}}
* Invoked in ''[[Sailor Nothing]]''. The [[Alpha Bitch]] Ami has been a thorn in the side for the heroes for all of the story, with pretty much all of them having some sort of grudge against her. {{spoiler|Thus, in order to show the heroes just what it means to ''hate'' somebody, [[The Dragon|Argon]] decides to [[Fate Worse Than Death|give them what they want]], or ''thought'' they want until they actually saw what it entailed.}}
{{quote| '''{{spoiler|Argon:}}''' You never liked this one, am I correct? I bet you even wished something horrible would happen to her. Something horrible has happened to her. Do you feel happy now? Has justice been served? I'd call it a fitting punishment... but it's not. Nobody deserves this, no matter how 'bad' they are. That's what makes the act evil. But I bet you wished this evil upon her, a fellow human being.}}
{{quote| '''{{spoiler|Argon:}}''' You never liked this one, am I correct? I bet you even wished something horrible would happen to her. Something horrible has happened to her. Do you feel happy now? Has justice been served? I'd call it a fitting punishment... but it's not. Nobody deserves this, no matter how 'bad' they are. That's what makes the act evil. But I bet you wished this evil upon her, a fellow human being.}}
* In ''[[The Eyes of Kid Midas (Literature)|The Eyes of Kid Midas]]'', the protagonist, Kevin Midas, snaps at a bully, telling him to "Go to Hell!" Unfortunately, Kevin forgets that he's wearing his [[Reality Warping]] sunglasses, and...[[Dragged Off to Hell|oops]].
* In ''[[The Eyes of Kid Midas]]'', the protagonist, Kevin Midas, snaps at a bully, telling him to "Go to Hell!" Unfortunately, Kevin forgets that he's wearing his [[Reality Warping]] sunglasses, and...[[Dragged Off to Hell|oops]].
* A version of this happens in [[The Bible]]. David is cut off from his hometown by a rebellion and mentions to himself how he longs to drink the water from the well he grew up by. A few of his mightiest warriors overhear this and go sneak through enemy lines to bring back a bucket of said water.
* A version of this happens in [[The Bible]]. David is cut off from his hometown by a rebellion and mentions to himself how he longs to drink the water from the well he grew up by. A few of his mightiest warriors overhear this and go sneak through enemy lines to bring back a bucket of said water.
* Dillon in the [[Star Shards Chronicles]], has gathered a small army of followers/worshippers. While in the midst of a [[Heroic BSOD]], he is asked if there is anything he wants. Lost in memories of his childhood, he offhandedly asks for [[Rollar Blades]]. To his horror, his followers later return with several pairs, as they were unaware of his shoe size.
* Dillon in the [[Star Shards Chronicles]], has gathered a small army of followers/worshippers. While in the midst of a [[Heroic BSOD]], he is asked if there is anything he wants. Lost in memories of his childhood, he offhandedly asks for [[Rollar Blades]]. To his horror, his followers later return with several pairs, as they were unaware of his shoe size.
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== Live Action TV ==
== Live Action TV ==
* In an episode of ''[[Black Adder]]'', Richard IV was telling the story to his wife to contrast the situation there with how happy he is with the current Archbishop, and a couple of Mooks overheard and decided to "help." The two of them [[Table Space|sitting at opposite ends of a very long table]] contributed to the misunderstanding. He initially said "Never again will I have to say "Who will rid me of this turbulent priest" (he had in fact had several of the previous archbishops murdered), but had to repeat the last bit.
* In an episode of ''[[Blackadder]]'', Richard IV was telling the story to his wife to contrast the situation there with how happy he is with the current Archbishop, and a couple of Mooks overheard and decided to "help." The two of them [[Table Space|sitting at opposite ends of a very long table]] contributed to the misunderstanding. He initially said "Never again will I have to say "Who will rid me of this turbulent priest" (he had in fact had several of the previous archbishops murdered), but had to repeat the last bit.
** Naturally, the priest they thought he wanted dead was none other than [[Butt Monkey|the eponymous character.]]
** Naturally, the priest they thought he wanted dead was none other than [[Butt Monkey|the eponymous character.]]
* In ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'', vengeance demons thrive around this sort of thing.
* In ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'', vengeance demons thrive around this sort of thing.
* In ''[[True Blood]]'', when Tara tells {{spoiler|Maryanne}} to leave her and Eggs out of the shenanigans, she retorts that Tara was the one who summoned her. The exorcism that Tara thought was a fake turned out to be a real...maenad summoning spell? Something along those lines, anyway.
* In ''[[True Blood]]'', when Tara tells {{spoiler|Maryanne}} to leave her and Eggs out of the shenanigans, she retorts that Tara was the one who summoned her. The exorcism that Tara thought was a fake turned out to be a real...maenad summoning spell? Something along those lines, anyway.
* In ''[[Lost]]'', Juliet is being recruited by the Others, but says she couldn't possibly join unless her ex-husband "gets hit by a bus". She meant it rhetorically. They, on the other hand, hit him with a bus.
* In ''[[Lost]]'', Juliet is being recruited by the Others, but says she couldn't possibly join unless her ex-husband "gets hit by a bus". She meant it rhetorically. They, on the other hand, hit him with a bus.
* Inverted with the ''[[That Mitchell and Webb Look]]'' sketch that has a villain [[Never Say Die|insisting on]] using [[Deadly Euphemism|Deadly Euphemisms]] in a way that his staff finds "needlessly ambiguous."
* Inverted with the ''[[That Mitchell and Webb Look]]'' sketch that has a villain [[Never Say "Die"|insisting on]] using [[Deadly Euphemism|Deadly Euphemisms]] in a way that his staff finds "needlessly ambiguous."
{{quote| '''Webb:''' We spent nine months ''hoping that Professor Rickson would meet with an accident'' before Leslie made it clear it was an accident ''we'' were supposed to make happen!}}
{{quote| '''Webb:''' We spent nine months ''hoping that Professor Rickson would meet with an accident'' before Leslie made it clear it was an accident ''we'' were supposed to make happen!}}
* ''[[Frasier]]'' once makes an offhand reference to Bebe that a part of him hopes that Roz won't get a radio show slot she's going for so that she can still be his producer. Bebe takes this as a request for her to sabotage Roz's audition (maintaining the belief that he had asked for it even while he insists he didn't). Roz doesn't take his slip up well.
* ''[[Frasier]]'' once makes an offhand reference to Bebe that a part of him hopes that Roz won't get a radio show slot she's going for so that she can still be his producer. Bebe takes this as a request for her to sabotage Roz's audition (maintaining the belief that he had asked for it even while he insists he didn't). Roz doesn't take his slip up well.
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== Tabletop Games ==
== Tabletop Games ==
* [[Forgotten Realms (Tabletop Game)|Forgotten Realms]] has a village called Maskyr's Eye. Back when humans were new in that part of the world, a human mage wanted a quiet place [[Mage Tower|for his tower]] and liked one vale. The territory did belong to a dwarven kingdom, so he got audience and asked Tuir "Stonebeard" (called so for grim stoicism -- ''[[Up to Eleven|for a dwarf]]''). The king didn't trust humans ''or'' powerful mages at all, and thus said "on one condition only: pluck thy right eye and give it to me here and now". He intended it as a somewhat poetical refusal and didn't expect anyone would really do such a thing.
* [[Forgotten Realms]] has a village called Maskyr's Eye. Back when humans were new in that part of the world, a human mage wanted a quiet place [[Mage Tower|for his tower]] and liked one vale. The territory did belong to a dwarven kingdom, so he got audience and asked Tuir "Stonebeard" (called so for grim stoicism -- ''[[Up to Eleven|for a dwarf]]''). The king didn't trust humans ''or'' powerful mages at all, and thus said "on one condition only: pluck thy right eye and give it to me here and now". He intended it as a somewhat poetical refusal and didn't expect anyone would really do such a thing.


== Theater ==
== Theater ==
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== Web Comics ==
== Web Comics ==
* ''[[Schlock Mercenary (Webcomic)|Schlock Mercenary]]'' has this:
* ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'' has this:
{{quote| ''' Admiral Emm''': Go ahead and pull them apart.<br />
{{quote| ''' Admiral Emm''': Go ahead and pull them apart.<br />
''' Admiral Emm''': ...By which I mean "seperate them from each other, but keep them individually intact."<br />
''' Admiral Emm''': ...By which I mean "seperate them from each other, but keep them individually intact."<br />
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** And [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-05-26 later]:
** And [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-05-26 later]:
{{quote| '''Tailor Bot''': If you had a big bag rolled up inside you, how quickly could you climb inside it?}}
{{quote| '''Tailor Bot''': If you had a big bag rolled up inside you, how quickly could you climb inside it?}}
* ''[[Nerf Now (Webcomic)|Nerf Now]]'' [http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/734 warns us] about dangers of overusing metaphorical arguments.
* ''[[Nerf Now]]'' [http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/734 warns us] about dangers of overusing metaphorical arguments.