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{{quote|'''Master Chief:''' ''Sir, permission to leave the station?''<br />
{{quote|'''Master Chief:''' ''Sir, permission to leave the station?''
'''Lord Hood:''' ''For what purpose, Master Chief?''<br />
'''Lord Hood:''' ''For what purpose, Master Chief?''
'''Master Chief:''' ''[[Bond One-Liner|To give the Covenant back their bomb]].''|''[[Halo 2]]''}}
'''Master Chief:''' ''[[Bond One-Liner|To give the Covenant back their bomb]].''|''[[Halo 2]]''}}


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* In a ''[[Strontium Dog]]'' story guest starring [[Ronald Reagan]], Reagan had a dream where he rode a giant bomb into Moscow dressed as a [[Cowboy]] and killed everyone.
* In a ''[[Strontium Dog]]'' story guest starring [[Ronald Reagan]], Reagan had a dream where he rode a giant bomb into Moscow dressed as a [[Cowboy]] and killed everyone.
* In the [[Warhammer 40000]] ''Deff Skwadron'' comic ''Da Sekret Weapon'', [[Cyborg|Killboy]] has to open the bomb bay manually:
* In the [[Warhammer 40000]] ''Deff Skwadron'' comic ''Da Sekret Weapon'', [[Cyborg|Killboy]] has to open the bomb bay manually:
{{quote| '''Smartboy Gimzod:''' Bommz away boss! Payload Sukkesfully deployed!<br />
{{quote|'''Smartboy Gimzod:''' Bommz away boss! Payload Sukkesfully deployed!
'''Kommanda Uzgob:''' An' Killboy?<br />
'''Kommanda Uzgob:''' An' Killboy?
'''Smartboy Gimzod:''' Oh yeah, he's been deployed too!<br />
'''Smartboy Gimzod:''' Oh yeah, he's been deployed too!
'''Killboy:''' Yeeehaaa! }}
'''Killboy:''' Yeeehaaa! }}
** The 'secret weapon' in this case wasn't a bomb to ride on so much as a carpet-bombing of specially bred flesh-eating [[More Teeth Than the Osmond Family|squigs]]. Killboy, not having much meat left on him, was mostly ignored and only had to contend with the ground.
** The 'secret weapon' in this case wasn't a bomb to ride on so much as a carpet-bombing of specially bred flesh-eating [[More Teeth Than the Osmond Family|squigs]]. Killboy, not having much meat left on him, was mostly ignored and only had to contend with the ground.
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* The [[Isaac Asimov]] short story ''The Feeling of Power'' takes place in a society where computers can make more computers, and those computers can do all the calculations people need, so even basic mathematics has been lost. One fellow reinvents addition and subtraction, and discovers to his horror that this allows for the "manned missile," since people can now guide the missiles based on a coordinate system and [[We Have Reserves|a human life is much less valuable than a computer guidance system]].
* The [[Isaac Asimov]] short story ''The Feeling of Power'' takes place in a society where computers can make more computers, and those computers can do all the calculations people need, so even basic mathematics has been lost. One fellow reinvents addition and subtraction, and discovers to his horror that this allows for the "manned missile," since people can now guide the missiles based on a coordinate system and [[We Have Reserves|a human life is much less valuable than a computer guidance system]].
* [[Older Than They Think|Even]] [[Hilarious in Hindsight|older]] than ''Dr. Strangelove'' is this quote from Holden from ''[[The Catcher in The Rye]]'':
* [[Older Than They Think|Even]] [[Hilarious in Hindsight|older]] than ''Dr. Strangelove'' is this quote from Holden from ''[[The Catcher in The Rye]]'':
{{quote| I'm sort of glad they got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to god I will.}}
{{quote|I'm sort of glad they got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to god I will.}}
* [[The Munchausen|Baron Münchausen's]] [[Older Than Radio|cannonball ride]].
* [[The Munchausen|Baron Münchausen's]] [[Older Than Radio|cannonball ride]].


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* ''[[Exterminatus Now]]'' at one point has a crude chalkboard-style stick-figure sketch of what [[Kill Sat|Exterminatus]] actually does (complete with a sketch of [[H.P. Lovecraft|Cthulhu]] labelled "[[Captain Obvious|A Bad Thing]]"). The warhead plummeting from space onto the planet? It has a stick-figure cowboy wavin' his hat.
* ''[[Exterminatus Now]]'' at one point has a crude chalkboard-style stick-figure sketch of what [[Kill Sat|Exterminatus]] actually does (complete with a sketch of [[H.P. Lovecraft|Cthulhu]] labelled "[[Captain Obvious|A Bad Thing]]"). The warhead plummeting from space onto the planet? It has a stick-figure cowboy wavin' his hat.
* Used for comedy in ''[[Flintlocke's Guide to Azeroth]].'' In [http://pc.gamespy.com/flintlockes-guide-to-azeroth/the-final-episode/755387p1.html this strip] of the first comic's run, the script-kiddy-run gnome Lowping apparently ended up riding the [[Cartoon Bomb|Ultimate Goblin Engineered Weapon]] "like a pony," complete with cowboy hat, moments before it was dropped out of a hijacked Goblin dirigible, and him along with it.
* Used for comedy in ''[[Flintlocke's Guide to Azeroth]].'' In [http://pc.gamespy.com/flintlockes-guide-to-azeroth/the-final-episode/755387p1.html this strip] of the first comic's run, the script-kiddy-run gnome Lowping apparently ended up riding the [[Cartoon Bomb|Ultimate Goblin Engineered Weapon]] "like a pony," complete with cowboy hat, moments before it was dropped out of a hijacked Goblin dirigible, and him along with it.
{{quote| "[[Oh, No, Not Again|...Again.]]"}}
{{quote|"[[Oh, No, Not Again|...Again.]]"}}