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{{quote| '''Duncan''': A curse on Moors and Saracens! If it were not for their ungodly ways, Master Robin would never have left. ([[Beat]]) What manner of name is "Azeem"? Irish? Cornish?<br />
'''Azeem''': Moorish.<br />
(Duncan [[Oh Crap|cringes in fear]]) }}
* "[[Precision F-Strike|Fuck me, he cleared it!]]"
* The Sheriff is storming around Mortianna's quarters, flailing a whip at the walls, and ends by picking up a knife and stabbing several pieces of raw meat on a plate. Mortianna's response: "[[Deadpan Snarker|Something vexes thee]]?"
** This outburst from the Sheriff:
{{quote| '''Nottingham''': Cancel all the kitchen scraps for the lepers, no more merciful beheadings... and ''[[Kick the Dog|call off Christmas!]]''}}
* During the [[Final Battle]], a guard on the castle battlements charges Azeem, who pulls out his sword and makes a few threatening gestures with it. The guard immediately [[Attack! Attack! Retreat! Retreat!|turns around and runs away]].
** Also during the [[Final Battle]], we get this exchange:
{{quote| '''Noble''': My Lord Sheriff, do you call this order?<br />
'''Sheriff''': Shut up, you twit! }}
* When Robin firsts meets Little John, he notices Wulf (whom he'd saved from the Sheriff's men earlier) calling John "father"-
{{quote| '''Robin''': HE'S your father?!<br />
'''Wulf''': (nods and smiles)<br />
'''Robin''': ([[Oh Crap]] face and weird nervous laugh) }}
 
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[[Category:Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves]]
[[Category:Funny]]
[[Category:Robin Hood: Prince Ofof Thieves]]