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* [[Mistaken for Gay]]: Rock was in two gay porno movies, but only because [[Experimented in College|he was young and needed the money]].
* [[Mistaken for Gay]]: Rock was in two gay porno movies, but only because [[Experimented in College|he was young and needed the money]].
* [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: Rock is a private eye who's better known as the star of gay, pirate-themed musical pornos.
* [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: Rock is a private eye who's better known as the star of gay, pirate-themed musical pornos.
* [[Straight Gay]]: Rock's ''Jolly Roger'' character is this, largely because Rock himself is straight. ''He needed the money''.
* [[Invisible to Gaydar]]: Rock's ''Jolly Roger'' character is this, largely because Rock himself is straight. ''He needed the money''.
* [[Stylistic Suck]]: ''The Jolly Roger'' was very obviously shot in front of a green screen.
* [[Stylistic Suck]]: ''The Jolly Roger'' was very obviously shot in front of a green screen.
* [[Where Da White Women At?]]: Rock likes black women. He wonders, does he like black women because he used to watch ''Soul Train'' as a kid, or did he watch ''Soul Train'' because he likes black women?
* [[Where Da White Women At?]]: Rock likes black women. He wonders, does he like black women because he used to watch ''Soul Train'' as a kid, or did he watch ''Soul Train'' because he likes black women?