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* [[Freudian Excuse]]
* [[Freudian Excuse]]
* [[The Masochism Tango]]: All his exes were people who yelled at or hit him.
* [[The Masochism Tango]]: All his exes were people who yelled at or hit him.
* [[Mayfly December Romance]]: Currently dating Harry, who has cancer.
* [[Mayfly-December Romance]]: Currently dating Harry, who has cancer.
* [[May December Romance]]: Asphalt is younger then all of Harry's children.
* [[May-December Romance]]: Asphalt is younger then all of Harry's children.
* [[Taking the Heat]]: Will do this VERY gladly and without being asked.
* [[Taking the Heat]]: Will do this VERY gladly and without being asked.


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* [[But Not Too Black]]
* [[But Not Too Black]]
* [[Dude Looks Like a Lady]]: Is so androgynous many people can't tell ''which'' he is.
* [[Dude Looks Like a Lady]]: Is so androgynous many people can't tell ''which'' he is.
* [[May December Romance]]
* [[May-December Romance]]
* [[Took a Level In Badass]]
* [[Took a Level In Badass]]
* [[Trademark Favorite Food]]: Muffins.
* [[Trademark Favorite Food]]: Muffins.
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'''Benny'''
'''Benny'''
* [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today]]: Granted most of his declarations of this are in the club chat.
* [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?]]: Granted most of his declarations of this are in the club chat.
* [[Sunglasses At Night]]: Originally there was [[Rule of Cool|no real reason for this]] until later his character was given photophobia.
* [[Sunglasses At Night]]: Originally there was [[Rule of Cool|no real reason for this]] until later his character was given photophobia.


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* [[Bi the Way]]
* [[Bi the Way]]
* [[Casual Kink]]
* [[Casual Kink]]
* [[Safe Sane and Consensual]]
* [[Safe, Sane, and Consensual]]
* [[Ethical Slut]]
* [[Ethical Slut]]


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* [[Ascended Extra]]
* [[Ascended Extra]]
* [[Closet Key]]: Never really thought about it until Asphalt came along.
* [[Closet Key]]: Never really thought about it until Asphalt came along.
* [[May December Romance]]
* [[May-December Romance]]
* [[You See I'm Dying]]
* [[You See I'm Dying]]


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* [[Mary Sue]]
* [[Mary Sue]]
* [[Parody Sue]]
* [[Parody Sue]]
* [[Rose Haired Girl|Rose Haired Boy]]: Fake.
* [[Rose-Haired Girl|Rose Haired Boy]]: Fake.
* [[Technicolor Eyes]]: Fake.
* [[Technicolor Eyes]]: Fake.
* [[White Haired Pretty Boy]]: Also fake.
* [[White-Haired Pretty Boy]]: Also fake.


'''Model'''
'''Model'''
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'''Narcissus'''
'''Narcissus'''
* [[Tall Dark and Handsome]]: His foremost characteristic.
* [[Tall, Dark and Handsome]]: His foremost characteristic.
* [[Good Bad Girl]]: While this is listed as "distaff only," his attitudes towards sex are much closer to this than the [[Chivalrous Pervert]]. Gender roles. Who needs 'em.
* [[Good Bad Girl]]: While this is listed as "distaff only," his attitudes towards sex are much closer to this than the [[Chivalrous Pervert]]. Gender roles. Who needs 'em.
* [[Technicolor Eyes]]: Silver.
* [[Technicolor Eyes]]: Silver.


'''Orin'''
'''Orin'''
* [[White Haired Pretty Boy]]
* [[White-Haired Pretty Boy]]
* [[Eyes of Gold]]
* [[Eyes of Gold]]
* [[Facial Markings]]
* [[Facial Markings]]
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'''Pavlov'''
'''Pavlov'''
* [[Bi the Way]]
* [[Bi the Way]]
* [[Non Action Guy]]
* [[Non-Action Guy]]
* [[The Shrink]]
* [[The Shrink]]


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'''Teddy'''
'''Teddy'''
* [[Big Beautiful Man]]: Though he gets teased for it, Teddy is perfectly healthy and his husband likes him just how he is.
* [[Big Beautiful Man]]: Though he gets teased for it, Teddy is perfectly healthy and his husband likes him just how he is.
* [[Non Action Guy]]: Desk agent and happy to stay that way.
* [[Non-Action Guy]]: Desk agent and happy to stay that way.
* [[Through His Stomach]]: Forced to become an excellent cook, due to his own digestive issues.
* [[Through His Stomach]]: Forced to become an excellent cook, due to his own digestive issues.


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'''The Lady in Grey'''
'''The Lady in Grey'''
* [[Canon Sue]]: The Lady always wins. Always.
* [[Canon Sue]]: The Lady always wins. Always.
* [[Grandma What Massive Hotness You Have]]
* [[Grandma, What Massive Hotness You Have!]]
* [[Well Intentioned Extremist]]
* [[Well-Intentioned Extremist]]
* [[Who Names Their Kid Dude]]: Not the Lady herself, but all of her children have hippie names. The youngest is Tomorrow Cleopatra.
* [[Who Names Their Kid "Dude"?]]: Not the Lady herself, but all of her children have hippie names. The youngest is Tomorrow Cleopatra.


'''Anne'''
'''Anne'''
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* [[Gender Blender Name]]
* [[Gender Blender Name]]
* [[Happily Married]]
* [[Happily Married]]
* [[May December Romance]]
* [[May-December Romance]]


'''Smith and Wesson'''
'''Smith and Wesson'''
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'''Cerise'''
'''Cerise'''
* [[Blind Without Em]]
* [[Blind Without'Em]]
* [[Headphones Equal Isolation]]: Subverted, as Cerise wears headphones to actually hear at a normal level due to hypersensitive hearing.
* [[Headphones Equal Isolation]]: Subverted, as Cerise wears headphones to actually hear at a normal level due to hypersensitive hearing.
* [[Opaque Lenses]]: Although his eyes are visible in profile, his glasses are opaque and hide his eyes in all other views.
* [[Opaque Lenses]]: Although his eyes are visible in profile, his glasses are opaque and hide his eyes in all other views.


'''Ethan'''
'''Ethan'''
* [[For Science]]: There's really no logic behind his [[Mix and Match Critters]].
* [[For Science!]]: There's really no logic behind his [[Mix and Match Critters]].
* [[Mix and Match Critters]]: He makes them.
* [[Mix and Match Critters]]: He makes them.


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* [[True Neutral]]: Type II
* [[True Neutral]]: Type II
* [[Properly Paranoid]]
* [[Properly Paranoid]]
* [[Jade Colored Glasses]]
* [[Jade-Colored Glasses]]
* [[Meaningful Name]]: First and last names are from a period of French art. Middle name is French for cherry.
* [[Meaningful Name]]: First and last names are from a period of French art. Middle name is French for cherry.
* [[Drink Order]]: Wine, usually quite expensive. Very touchy about it, too.
* [[Drink Order]]: Wine, usually quite expensive. Very touchy about it, too.
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* [[Parental Incest]]
* [[Parental Incest]]
* [[Speech Impediment]]: He has a very bad lisp.
* [[Speech Impediment]]: He has a very bad lisp.
* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes]]: Moron has a phobia of the dark, which was gained in relation to above-mentioned incest.
* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?]]: Moron has a phobia of the dark, which was gained in relation to above-mentioned incest.


'''Sulfur'''
'''Sulfur'''
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* [[Gender Blender Name]]: Even his boyfriend calls him Amy.
* [[Gender Blender Name]]: Even his boyfriend calls him Amy.
* [[Ill Girl]]: Six years of chemotherapy does HELL on your health.
* [[Ill Girl]]: Six years of chemotherapy does HELL on your health.
* [[Mommas Boy]]: Big time
* [[Momma's Boy]]: Big time
* [[Older Than They Look]]: Cancer stunted his growth.
* [[Older Than They Look]]: Cancer stunted his growth.
* [[Sword Fight]]
* [[Sword Fight]]
* [[Well Done Son Guy]]: Could never please the man he thought was his father. His biological father turned out to like him better.
* [["Well Done, Son" Guy]]: Could never please the man he thought was his father. His biological father turned out to like him better.


'''Fuchsia'''
'''Fuchsia'''
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'''Purple'''
'''Purple'''
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: Usually covers it with his hair, though.
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: Usually covers it with his hair, though.
* [[May December Romance]]: Quite happy with Frosty.
* [[May-December Romance]]: Quite happy with Frosty.
* [[Papa Wolf]]
* [[Papa Wolf]]
* [[Silver Fox]]
* [[Silver Fox]]